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Romance / Re: She's Is Nice But Gets Vulgar When Angry. What Should I Do? Advise Please by Lighthammer(m): 10:18am On Jul 12, 2022
The ball is in your court.... If your mind is telling you not go ahead with her, believe me you better follow your mind... Someone who is nice and mature will have perfect control of their mouth when angry, so sorry that they won't hurt others with their words... Don't be fool by the calm and cool exterior...

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Do When You're Bored And Alone In The House by Lighthammer(m): 10:15am On Jul 12, 2022
I talk to myself, or sit down in front of a mirror and engage in a tete a tete with my reflection

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Romance / Re: My Ex Sent Me This Message On Whatsapp by Lighthammer(m): 8:25pm On Jul 11, 2022
That's it... Exploited.... Emotional manipulator... Your woman... Imagine the guile and gut...

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Iliya Ibrahim Achukwu, NSCDC Officer Killed At Kuje Prison by Lighthammer(m): 12:22am On Jul 08, 2022
At least he died taking two of the fools with him

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Food / Re: How Much Do You Love Iru (locust Beans) In Your Food? (Picture) by Lighthammer(m): 7:51pm On Jun 28, 2022
I use to remember how we do use it to eat eko back then... My love for locust bean is unimaginable
Food / Re: How Much Do You Love Iru (locust Beans) In Your Food? (Picture) by Lighthammer(m): 7:50pm On Jun 28, 2022
Dorwadora:
Of course.... That's a cool alternative

But hope it's Iru Ekiti.... My state is prided for having the best Iru in the whole of SW cry grin.... I stand to be corrected thyoo
you are absolutely right..... Was born and brought up in ekiti... Not an indigine tho., but that's part of what o miss about ekiti state.. The perfect iru

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Politics / Re: Osun Governorship Election: Oyetola Reconciles With Aregbesola by Lighthammer(m): 6:44pm On Jun 26, 2022
YorubaIsGreat:
E don set... Osun is for apc, pdp!gs and the bastard adeleke can go to hell
ypi are the log and bastard... Uncultured barbarian
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by Lighthammer(m): 1:13pm On May 09, 2022
Damn bro.....if you take that wench back,you will have yourself to blame at the end....those hoes ain't content with one man...they prefer jumping from one Schlong to another....these hoes are throwing pussy like hand grenade....don't let it blown up in your face....

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Literature / Re: Light of Hellfire Script. by Lighthammer(m): 10:57pm On May 04, 2022
Am not the author of this story......I will not try to take glory for someone else work....I got the authors permission to share it.,thanks
Literature / Re: Light of Hellfire Script. by Lighthammer(m): 10:54pm On May 04, 2022
Raindrops fell like miniscule fists upon the city of New York, washing away the grime and filth that caked the streets and alleys. It was quiet on this late-spring day, with the hammering rain forcing people to stay inside. Even the roads were mostly quiet, while engorged with cars as usual. But while it was a quiet day, it was by no means a peaceful one.

Up at the very top of the Empire State Building, at the very tip of its spire, there was a low red flash in the grey sky. From this flash, a glowing orb came into existence, resembling a crimson light bulb. It was not bright or powerful enough to draw attention from the people below and it was completely masked by torrential rain. The raindrops that passed by this burning flash were turned into hissing steam from just the intense proximity and the unnatural heat being given off by coal-like sphere.

The orb did not fade after the initial flash; instead, it grew in intensity and size while becoming darker in shade. Initially the size of a human fist, it began to expand into an undulating vertical disk as large as a dinner table. There was a second flash and the disk became still, having completed its metamorphosis. It became solid like glass, with shifting hues of red swirling within.

Black mist spewed out from the bottom of the disk, pouring out slowly and streaming down like thick tar. The mist washed over to the spire of the top of the building, causing the metal to rust and deteriorate as if exposed to acid. Echoing from this ominous curtain of red light was a choir of agonizing screams and cries of pain, pouring out from the depths of the blood-red light. Were the weather clear, the people down in the streets would instantly gaze up in horror at the source of this bone-chilling orchestra and cover their ears to try and protect their souls from its ravaging tone. The sound radiating from this dark apparition was one not meant for mortal ears, a sound that was never intended to be set loose upon the earth. Only through the purifying drumming of the rain were the people of New York spared the mind-scarring chorus.

A ripple stretched out from the center of the disk and a shadow came into view from its depths, like a sea beast slowly rising to the surface of the ocean. Slowly, a figure stepped out onto the top of the spire, standing on the tip of the radio tower on one foot. The figure was a tall young man with a lean but muscular build, garbed in brown boots, grey baggy pants, a black sash, and a black hooded shirt with a vest. Wrapped around his wrists were two rosary bead cords and two metal shackles. The man had medium-length dark hair that was slicked back, a gray complexion, piercing blue eyes that could almost glow in the dark, and hidden under his hood were two horns that protruded just past his hair line and reached back across his scalp almost aerodynamically.

As he fully stepped out of the fiery doorway, a burning halo came into view, hovering above his head, as well as four massive wings that grew out of his back. Each was more than twice the size of his body when fully unfolded and stretched, with the lower set of wings resembling bat wings but with scales instead of flesh, and the upper wings like the wings of an eagle, but were whiter than pearls. Protruding from the back of his pelvis was a long black tail with a rope-like length and flexibility and a bladed stinger on the end like a butcher knife, but with a tearing barb. His fingertips were armed with triangular claws that tapered down with razor-sharp edges.

His name was Baltoh, and his arrival was an omen in every sense of the world.

The crimson portal disappeared and Baltoh looked out over the city, standing on the tip of the radio tower and wrapped in his wings. His bright grey eyes scanned the city below, taking in the view. It hadn’t been very long since his last visit to the human world, as he traveled there frequently.

“I’ll find you, just you wait…” he muttered with a voice that was as clear and unwavering as it was deep.

He then opened up his wings and elevated without a single flap, slowly rising higher into the sky. He then pushed off the air with the muscular sails and took off across the sky, invisible to everyone below.



Selene Kurland walked down the sidewalk with her eyes focused on the book of crossword puzzles in her hand. Even with her mind completely focused on figuring out a seven-letter word for “energy spreading”, she skirted through the crowds of daily commuters and the erratic flow of traffic.

Selene was a beautiful woman in her mid twenties with a chocolate/cinnamon-shade complexion, long black hair that was straight yet wavy, and bright green eyes. Matching her beauty was her hourglass figure, with d-cup breasts, a slender waist, an ass and pair of thighs that were toned with muscle, and hips that swung like a clock pendulum with each step. Her figure was a mixture of good genes and a nearly religious devotion to her gym. Not surprisingly, the results came together literally without a flaw.

She was wearing black high-healed shoes that gave a very sexy tap with each step, a black skirt that tightly held to her smooth thighs, and a tan business coat with her purse hanging from her shoulder. Secured in her purse and leaning against her shoulder was an umbrella, deflecting the torrential sheets of rain. Maybe she should have driven today…

Selene loved puzzles, but not because of a specific affinity for the mental exercise. She liked them because they posed a challenge, something that allowed her to push herself to her limits. She was always searching for a challenge, something to break the boring routine of life, it was why she moved to New York in the first place (where unfortunately the only job she could get was a soul-sucking one in a cubicle). In this case, her challenge for today was to get to work without putting down the crossword book or getting run over.

As she walked past the tent-city of Zuccotti Park, she raised her free hand and gave a thumbs-up.

“Occupy!” she called out without looking up from the puzzle.

“Occupy!” several of the protesters cheered in return, glad for the small piece of support.

“Entropy!” she exclaimed with a smile as she finally caught the word she was looking for. Hearing her ringtone sounding off in her purse, she quickly scribbled in the word before pulling out her cell phone.

“Hey Molly, what’s up?” she asked as she waited at the street corner for the chance to cross.

“You had better get your ass over here, because if your desk is vacant when Mr. Reed passes by, you’ll really have to get on your knees and “beg” to keep your job,” her coworker and good friend warned jokingly.

Selene chuckled as she and the crowd of commuters walked across the street with the legion of cars humming just a few feet away. “Don’t we have this same conversation every day?”

“If we didn’t, you would permanently got lost on the path of life,” Molly remarked.

Selene laughed again. “Ok, you’re right on that one. Relax, I’m just one block away, meaning that I’m about to get splashed with the dirtiest puddle any second now. I’ll be there in a minute. By the way, do you know a twelve-letter word for a high school math class?”

She walked past a group of protestors with republican candidate signs, shouting for people to vote out Obama, even with the elections months away....

Chapter 2 coming up
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zelensky Rejects U.S Evacuation Offer As Russian Assasins Parachute Into Kyiv by Lighthammer(m): 1:42pm On Apr 29, 2022
Lmao...hahahhaa...eating soup in the range o russian artillery and snipers...he go soon chop shrapnel join
Food / Re: How Many Cans Of Carbonated Drinks Have You Tasted This Year?? by Lighthammer(m): 1:22pm On Mar 26, 2022
Can't remember....

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Romance / Re: I Met This Girl In Less Than 2 Weeks. NOW THIS!!! by Lighthammer(m): 12:48am On Feb 22, 2022
Damn it man...that farm implant is tryna milk you bro...drop her like a missile
Romance / Re: Survey: This Thread Is For Guys who Perform Mouth Gig. Win 1K naira by Lighthammer(m): 8:36pm On Dec 03, 2021
And I dont have a ulcer... Meanwhile almost all my family members have it
Romance / Re: Survey: This Thread Is For Guys who Perform Mouth Gig. Win 1K naira by Lighthammer(m): 8:30pm On Dec 03, 2021
Have gone down lot of women.,.
And now I still give my babe head anytime we meet... Unless she is menstruating...... But before i do, I make sure I know they have clean bill of health..... And there was not any side effect
Travel / Re: Edo Mother Of 4 Falls & Dies In A Septic Tank While Walking Through It (Pix) by Lighthammer(m): 5:13pm On Nov 08, 2021
Iyaebe:
Hmm so sad,why was she doing a masculine chore in the first place? RIP to her
playing the goddamn gender card again,so women should not fetch water abi?that am sharing same country with ur type is heartbreaking!u are so out of tune with reality!

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Politics / Re: 3 Factors That Destroyed APC In Anambra Permanently by Lighthammer(m): 7:17am On Nov 08, 2021
SRAROFDAVID:
the anambra election is not about peter obi, obi is not contesting any election in anambra state, obi will will every other candidate hands down if he was to contest, what are u guys smoking seff, Igbo people are not like Yoruba people that follow blindly what a man said
estupido hijo de puta what concern yoruba with anambra election?fool

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Health / Re: Bill Gates Warns Of Terror-Sponsored Smallpox Pandemic, Seeks Research Funds by Lighthammer(m): 4:38pm On Nov 05, 2021
Many people praising this vile and despicable man are ignorant..evil gate
Romance / Re: Lady Arrested For Stabbing Her Boyfriend After Going Through His WhatsApp by Lighthammer(m): 8:29pm On Oct 30, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Why do men cheat?
why are women naturally dangerous and manipulative?
Education / Re: Rivers State University SUG Official Gives Boyfriend Award For Being Supportive by Lighthammer(m): 2:54pm On Oct 26, 2021
obembet:


How?

Lalasticlala this is kind of love we need.

I just pray that it will not end in tears cos men are scum
men are scum?the women are lowlifes

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Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea Fires Ballistic Missile From Submarine Towards Japan( Pix, Video) by Lighthammer(m): 10:08pm On Oct 20, 2021
internationalman:
Every war targeted country keeps calling for United States cooperation.

I wonder what those 3 bullies would turned the world to barring the existence of the United States..
u want to hear the truth?the biggest bully is the united state of amerika

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Buys Fiancée Georgina A ₦70m Louis Vuitton Jewellery Box (Pix) by Lighthammer(m): 3:25pm On Oct 19, 2021
Ronaldo pls make sure you let the lady sign a prenuptial agreement to protect ur self in the case of divorce
Politics / Re: Angry Mob Kills Kenyan Serial Child Killer Who Escaped From Police Custody by Lighthammer(m): 9:53pm On Oct 16, 2021
Xhuntra:


Seun lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique justwise Dominique
I believe you won't let this comment by this thing slide
i hope so,i once spoke against her fellow man hater here and guess what happened?i was banned for it
Politics / Re: Angry Mob Kills Kenyan Serial Child Killer Who Escaped From Police Custody by Lighthammer(m): 9:51pm On Oct 16, 2021
Candidlady:
Killing him aint enough!

having a male child is a curse!
u are an oppobrium to ur generation.. i just hope one day you wont take to arms and start killing men

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Politics / Re: Angry Mob Kills Kenyan Serial Child Killer Who Escaped From Police Custody by Lighthammer(m): 9:49pm On Oct 16, 2021
Candidlady:
Killing him aint enough!


having a male child is a curse!
seun the excess of this lady need to be curbed,she can cause trouble for you
i spoke against her types and ur mod banned me for that,imagine!

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