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Family / Re: My Wife Left Me Because I Lost My Job. by Lighthammer(m): 8:30am On Sep 16, 2021
Ammishaddai:
Bros, the bible clearly says a man who can't provide for his home is worst than an infidel(1Timothy 5:8.). Mr man , why are you not providing for your home and wife ? Can you see you're the one using your own hand to destroy your house ...? If your wife leaves you for greener pastures, she'll be justified because you can't provide for her and the children . So better go and beg her and start looking for a fvcking job !!!
mr bible quoter,is it the man's fault that he lost his job?why are u people are out of tune with reality gan?if u dnt knw what to type,kindly swerve..

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Sports / Re: UCL: How Ronaldo And Messi Performed In The First Games For Their New Teams by Lighthammer(m): 7:59am On Sep 16, 2021
All lionel pessi fanboys,u calling cr7 penalty merchant is making you look stupid..maybe you should petition fifa to remove penalties from football,when am nt suprised..when you have nothing to say,thats when you will be chanting penalty merchant up and down like a clown..bunch of maleditta idiotas

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Sports / Re: UCL: How Ronaldo And Messi Performed In The First Games For Their New Teams by Lighthammer(m): 7:54am On Sep 16, 2021
unbitchable:

You don't even watch the match, you just jumped in here and start your usual trashtalk.
Shebi you saw the brilliant through pass he gave mbappe that he couldn't convert unfortunately. Your old fraud will never deliver such a pass till he retires from football. Mbappe would enjoy lots of assists & through passes from Messi this season.
Nobody is blaming Neymar but he needs to sit up, mbàppe has been outshining him consistently for like 3 seasons.
With Messi, he should sit up because he's everything better than mbappe.
The old fraud and his fangirls could be happy that even though he scored a tap in, despite his team losing to young boys but true fans know that Psg draw is better than a loss. 3 point loss is enough to throw ManUtd into Europa.
idiota sin cerebro..tpical pessi fanboy..u calling cr7 an old fraud is becoming stale and it's making you sound stupid.

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha Shows Off Her New House, Splashes Champagne To Celebrate by Lighthammer(m): 9:22pm On Sep 15, 2021
saphiere:
Congrats baby girl.

Who is going to take me out this night? I feel bored and bitter. I need to free up some thoughts.
ur fellow feminist

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Young Boys Vs Manchester United : UCL (2 - 1) On 14th September 2021 by Lighthammer(m): 7:14pm On Sep 14, 2021
Mangekyo:


He defrauded your mother's already senseless brain
i attacked you not your parent!so you dragging my mother into the convo shows that u are stupid and definitely has no parent!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Young Boys Vs Manchester United : UCL (2 - 1) On 14th September 2021 by Lighthammer(m): 6:36pm On Sep 14, 2021
Mangekyo:
In as much as I want united to be beaten and that fraud exposed today, I just cannot deny the fact that it would be an easy win for the theater of wet dream people AKA Zebras.

Man utd 6-0 young boys
Ronaldo 14, 30, 61
Bruno 23, 70
Pogba '89
who did he defraud?ur destiny or sensibility?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Married People With Children Earning Below 30k, How Do You Survive? by Lighthammer(m): 3:29pm On Sep 14, 2021
Am still single tho..but shouldering the responsibilities of a two siblings in eksu and a polytechnic together with my dad..ontop 20 k monthly...its not easy..all the 20 k do get exhausted latest by two days after i receive it...e no easy
Politics / Re: Who Was The President Of Nigeria When You Were Born? by Lighthammer(m): 10:21pm On Sep 12, 2021
shonekan

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Health / Re: How Do I Get Rid Of Bed Bug? by Lighthammer(m): 9:09pm On Sep 12, 2021
No matter what you use,as long as the lay egg,there will be problem..the egg are white in color,find a way to remove all their eggs..then u are good to go

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Family / Re: What Is That Special Thing That Makes You Happy? by Lighthammer(m): 1:34pm On Sep 11, 2021
Reading any books from my favorite author robert ludlum jogging
Romance / Re: My Wife Just Confessed That My Last Son Is Not Mine by Lighthammer(m): 1:35pm On Sep 10, 2021
If this story is real,then forgiving her is out of the question.
she is sorry bla bla
if the man did not find out that way,would the woman later confess?hell bleeping no
Sports / Re: Romelu Lukaku: "Don't Ever Compare Me With Cristiano Ronaldo" by Lighthammer(m): 12:19pm On Sep 05, 2021
Anigreat:
shocked





We definitely know if actually he mentioned their names LEO will take the first position.

Ronaldo is not even among , Lukaku is just saying it to massage the rapist ego.
pathetic worm..you can type all the trash you want to sate your insane self..someone who doesnt even know you exist..capra inutile
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Slammed For Walking Out On Allegri While Addressing Juventus Players by Lighthammer(m): 12:13pm On Sep 05, 2021
Guardiola84:

101 goals that is 90 penalty goals n 10 tapins abegi CR7 d penalty merchant should just go
your sanity should be ultimately questioned.am sure a sane and rational human being will not type this what you just typed that is utterly devoid of sense and full of bunkum..continue hating him..pathetic idiota sin cerebro

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Slammed For Walking Out On Allegri While Addressing Juventus Players by Lighthammer(m): 12:09pm On Sep 05, 2021
DoggoneDogg:


Did the rapist do it or not??
who did he rape?ur destiny or ur sensibility?cos it seems the latter is missing
Celebrities / Re: Hamila Abubakar Blasts Kpokpogri, Tells Him To Get Off Her Page by Lighthammer(m): 7:50am On Sep 05, 2021
saphiere:
Men don't have shame..
do you have shame?if you know what shame means you wont be here still doing the same shit u ve been doing all this while,badmouthing men...it shows so much bout ur mental state...idiota sin cerebro
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Sends Message To Ali Daei After Breaking Record by Lighthammer(m): 4:14pm On Sep 02, 2021
WibusJaga:

Abeg nothing to get over excited here.
I am 100% sure if Argentina was part of Europe, Messi would have achieved similar feat playing against the likes of Lithuania, Andorra, Luxembourg, Armenia, Latvia, Estonia, Faroe Islands & many other shitty European football countries.
stop typing trash,maybe u should petition fifa and uefa to stop pairing portugal with ur so called'shitty nations'
smh for ur hatred

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Breaks Ali Daei's Record For International Goals by Lighthammer(m): 7:51am On Sep 02, 2021
OJEEMAH:
I didn't least all the teams he scored....I was actually referring to the fact that majority of the goals came against weaker teams!
weaker teams you say?let me ask you was ronaldo the one who paired portugal with ur so called'weaker teams'?
smh

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Breaks Ali Daei's Record For International Goals by Lighthammer(m): 7:48am On Sep 02, 2021
Lionel messi fan are hn severe pain right now the hatred you have for ronaldo will ultimately destroy you if you like call him all sort of names,it wont stop him from scoring.. bunch of demented gay

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Breaks Ali Daei's Record For International Goals by Lighthammer(m): 2:13am On Sep 02, 2021
OJEEMAH:
We have not forgotten how Andorra, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Estonia & Faroe Island suffered in order to achieve this quest.

Anyways, congratulations but i would always hold your UCL & League records far higher than this.

Before you quote me, ask yourself why no one talked about Alli Daei's record until Ronaldo was about breaking his inconsequential record.

why are you so bitter and pained?

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Doctor In UK Mocks Nigerian Women After His Gift From UK Woman (Pix) by Lighthammer(m): 6:55pm On Aug 28, 2021
U are partially right tho..bt am done with nigerian girls..enjoying my togolese babe

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Full List Of UEFA Award Winners. by Lighthammer(m): 9:11am On Aug 27, 2021
[quote author=slawormiir post=105222616]Damnnn niggar

Penaldo is no where to be found....

And I am not surprised because football is not all about tappings and penalty anymore
Waiting in the box for tapping....tapnaldo for a reason [/quote
ronaldo is always giving u problem right?where is ur dwarf pessi?u messi fanboy are out of tune with reality

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Decided To Leave Juventus (Photos) by Lighthammer(m): 7:05am On Aug 27, 2021
unbitchable:
Perez broke the world record to sign him to Madrid, after 4 yrs, the old fraud couldn't win Uefa in Madrid. Perez had to break another transfer record to sign Gareth Bale who gave Madrid the Uefa in his first season.
Perez sold the old fraud to Juve for a fat check. Juve is surely regretting the deal.
sorry een..this bitterness bout cr7 will definitely kill you

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin’s Spy Ship Armed With Stealth Subs Lurking Above UK Internet Cables(Pix) by Lighthammer(m): 8:47pm On Aug 21, 2021
YellowbaMoslem:
Russia should be calming down.

Forget all this their gra gra, technological advancement in military hardwares and showcasing of military might.

If they engage The United States in a War of Survival, Russia Will never be the same again till the end of time.

Even if The U.S posseses a metaphysical weapon that can divide the Earth into four pieces, they wouldn't even show it until the
D-Day.

No be by showing warheads oh, Russia Should be calming down.
haha metapysical weapon ko,betamechanical weapon ni
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Felt Relieved After Ending A Friendship Or Relationship? by Lighthammer(m): 6:44pm On Aug 20, 2021
paulohgirlie:


If she just a frnd, then that too bad of her. But if you re a frnd with benefits, doing trade by barter with her, then you re nit a capable guy to her, since she can't feel your absence in her life
nope,we were nt that type of friends

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Felt Relieved After Ending A Friendship Or Relationship? by Lighthammer(m): 5:50pm On Aug 19, 2021
There was this self entitled pompous parasitic lady that was my best friend then..so nasty and unappreciative..did a lot for her and she did nt for once appreciate it...got to knw that she even hate me and had no ounce of respect for me,she was just with me cos of my caring attitude and coz of money..had to cut her off like a thread of string

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Romance / Re: I'm Madly In Love With A Married Woman! Pls Advise!! by Lighthammer(m): 1:22pm On Aug 16, 2021
My father gave me lot of sound advice growing up. but he told me two are very important among all the advice i:told me never to hit a woman ii:told me never to play in the garden of a married woman.
so dnt do it bro..olewu gan

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Family / Re: Most Touching Experience I've Had In A While. by Lighthammer(m): 6:57am On Aug 14, 2021
Well so touching...the way some people do treat their maid is so bad..there are different maid in my street that have helped in ways ranging from providing food and money to even tho me sef no get that money.
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Is A Snake - Lynda Clems (Photos) by Lighthammer(m): 4:55pm On Aug 12, 2021
And one femme fatale here will be typing the future is female up and down,and her druggie counterpart
The future is really female,the vagina people don't love themselves at all.i imagine a society made up of only women,only God knows how much havoc they will wreck on themselves

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Foreign Affairs / Re: WW3 Fears As China And Russia Join Forces For Massive War Games(Pix, Video) by Lighthammer(m): 10:26pm On Aug 10, 2021
Peppysco:


You're just being sentimental. The USA with all of its powers and artilleries couldn't attack small North Korea, despite it's irritating confrontations, because of the devastating effects it's nuclear weapon could cause. It was estimated that North Korea had nuclear weapon that could annihilate the whole of Texas, even though the USA could wipe out the whole of North Korea in a retaliatory attack. Why didn't Trump attack North Korea, despite Trump's short fuse and Kii Moon's provocations, the truth is, America wouldn't risk loosing Texas, a state with the highest refineries to a small country with nothing. Now imagine America attacking Russia and China, countries with more nuclear and biological weapons than North Korea, isn't that the end of America's world's dominance? Mind you, both Russia and China are allies with many of those mid- Eastern Arabic countries except Saudi Arabia, shey nor be problem America dey find?
bros dont mind them amerika fanboys

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Foreign Affairs / Re: WW3 Fears As China And Russia Join Forces For Massive War Games(Pix, Video) by Lighthammer(m): 10:24pm On Aug 10, 2021
Am reading with acatalectic disgust united snakes of amerikastan fanboy asinine and puerile asslicking comments..
you think say na war film you dey watch?
in the event of nuclear apocalypse,ur almighty united snakes of amerikastan won't go scotfree..same with russia..both will be destroyed...
stop making amerikastan looking invincible..the same amerika that was anally raped by the vietcongs?or the same amerika that was disgraced in afghanistan?hahaha funny asslickers..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: WW3 Fears As China And Russia Join Forces For Massive War Games(Pix, Video) by Lighthammer(m): 10:16pm On Aug 10, 2021
GardenOfGod:
Russia and China are arrogant, and people who are arrogant often miss out in terms of strategic challenges. The West is known for their non boastful disposition and smartness.
The West are like the Yorubas while Russia/China are like the Fulanis. cheesy
All you united snakes of amerikastani fanboys won't cease to amaze me.who first conducted wargame?is not amerika and her evil allies?
now that russia and china conducted their own u are tagging them as being arrogant
like seriously?
Crime / Re: Wife Leaves Husband To Live With Her Rapist While The Case Is Still In Court by Lighthammer(m): 4:15pm On Aug 10, 2021
graphics101:
grin

The memories were still very fresh in her head I see.
But seriously though. There's a name for that kind of syndrome. Maybe someone here will remind me.
stockholm syndrome

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