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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine War: Drone Attack On Russian Bomber Base Leaves Three Dead by Lighthammer(m): 10:21am On Dec 26, 2022
Kingsnairaland:
Russia is busy fighting evil that would consumed the world but some people are seeing the opposite and it's unfortunate.
Brother just leave them...they have been brainwashed by msm...
Death to united snakes of amerikastani
DEath to western pigs
God bless mother Russia
God bless Vladimir putin

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Family / Re: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Because He Took His Daughter Out For Christmas by Lighthammer(m): 10:11am On Dec 26, 2022
Johel:



Nigga doesn't know what the Lord has done for him
Brother I swear the Man should be doing thanksgiving...he successfully dodge a nuke

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Family / Re: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Because He Took His Daughter Out For Christmas by Lighthammer(m): 10:09am On Dec 26, 2022
Speaking from experience,it is crystal clear like the biblical) mene mene tekel upharsin that the if the man ended up marrying that blasted girl,she will end up hating and treating that man's daughter in a horrible way...
Imagine that gut,self centered narcissistic puta

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Romance / Re: Man Brags About Sleeping With His Best Friend's Girlfriend by Lighthammer(m): 10:05am On Dec 26, 2022
The guy has definitely signed his death warrant..if it were to he where I came from,he will be at the receiving end of of a heater...blasted idiota
Crime / Re: Lawyer, Bolanle Raheem, Shot Dead By Police In Lagos On Christmas Day by Lighthammer(m): 9:58am On Dec 26, 2022
Nigerian policemen need to be psychologically evaluated to deem them fit for service...those guys are time bomb...

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Romance / Re: Marry Me! I Will Bring Half Of The Cost Of The Wedding, She Just Told Me by Lighthammer(m): 6:16pm On Dec 25, 2022
Beware of the Greek bearing gifts



BEWARE of the Greeks bearing gifts ” is an allusion to the story of the wooden horse used by the Greeks to trick their way into the city of Troy. Troy was well fortified and also well defended.
For ten years, the city of Troy had been under siege from the armies of ancient Greece, after the Trojan prince Paris eloped with - the wife of Menelaus, King of Sparta..
Thousands had died in the decade-long war but the stone walls of Troy remained impenetrable. With the two sides at stalemate, the Greek warrior king Odysseus hatched a cunning plan.

A giant wooden horse was built and left at the gates of Troy and the Greek ships sailed out of sight.

The Trojans, believing the war was over, saw the horse as an offering to the gods and as a gift of peace so wheeled it into the city and celebrated their victory.

This is exactly what Odysseus wanted – once the Trojans had all gone to sleep – many of them blind drunk – a host of armed soldiers crept out from the belly of the horse and opened the city gates. Troy was overrun and destroyed...



Read this and compare it to your situation....shalom

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Nairaland / General / Re: What do you Call This In Your Language? by Lighthammer(m): 2:23pm On Dec 25, 2022
WE call I(olotoo
Family / Re: What Meal Have You Prepared This Morning For Christmas? by Lighthammer(m): 10:03am On Dec 25, 2022
ALl of you wey dey cook,abeg send food to those of us wey no get food to cook na
No chop am alone... HAhahah
Family / Re: What Meal Have You Prepared This Morning For Christmas? by Lighthammer(m): 9:47am On Dec 25, 2022
ahnie:
I haven't even started preparing ....just leftover macaroni,and chicken dey pot wey I go chop
send some gimme na ma'am ,����
Family / Re: What Meal Have You Prepared This Morning For Christmas? by Lighthammer(m): 9:46am On Dec 25, 2022
THE truth is I've got nothing to prepare....I've not been paid at my place of work..and its shitty...just here sitting down and observing...
BTW merry Christmas to y'all... God bless

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Food / Re: Will You Prefer This As December Gift? by Lighthammer(m): 11:18am On Dec 23, 2022
mosdii:
A pack of rice, fruit salad, juice and apple fruit.

Or

A pack of rice, salad, small chops and wine.

I will be gifting 10 males on NL 1 each of any of the pack they chose.
A pack of rice, salad, small chops and wine.
Thanks tho
Family / Re: What Are You Giving Yourself This Christmas? by Lighthammer(m): 9:34pm On Dec 11, 2022
Nothing oooo..getting christmas things for my siblings is the priority
Sports / Re: "What Are You Looking At Fool, Go Away" Messi Cusses At Dutch Team (Video) by Lighthammer(m): 8:31pm On Dec 10, 2022
SOme peoples proposed goat,if it wqs abouy c r7 the haters would have started spewing their rotten brsin matter in form of trash
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And Her Careless Attitudes by Lighthammer(m): 8:24pm On Dec 10, 2022
You've answered yourself already, she is all about the money,the cheddars, the benjamins the gwalala,
SHe is a parasite who doesnt cares about your wellbeing..a vampore,a leech,

RUn away from the nina del infierno
Romance / Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Lighthammer(m): 1:46pm On Dec 09, 2022
One word to describe this write up:Balderdash...
Crime / Re: Corpse Of 16-Year-Old Girl Found In Bayelsa Hotel's Wardrobe by Lighthammer(m): 10:29pm On Nov 22, 2022
Candidlady:
sad

16 years old embarassed

What is this world turning into undecided

Men and their evil acts.

Some fruitless eediots would still come here to insult the dead girl. If only you knew not to trust those genders you'd be alive now. cry
Here w go again.man hater,why no go and exterminate all men
Sometimes i d doubt your sanity..but now ther i no doubt again about it..yo are definitely not sane...
You don't even know what really transpired..,but your hatred of men has eaten deep into your brain like a Cancer to the extent you are not capable of rational thought s anymore.. As a result of which makes you to be spewing stunking trash...
Its a pity...
Idiota sin cerebro


They bring nothing but pains to this peaceful world of ours
Science/Technology / Re: Scientists Say Earth Needs To Prepare For An Alien Encounter NOW Before Its Late by Lighthammer(m): 9:17pm On Nov 09, 2022
They are already among us
Crime / Re: Singapore: 4 Friends Drugged, Raped Each Other's Wives, Congratulated Themselves by Lighthammer(m): 12:09pm On Nov 04, 2022
Shalommy:
This is why i keep on saying that men are useless. Chaii undecided
I'm sure you don't have a father. Its crystal clear....
IF men are useless,what about you vagina people?
YOi are the quintessential of pure satanic evil and wickedness...
Estupido feo demonio
Crime / Re: Peacemaker Stabbed To Death 4days After Moving To Delta State From Lagos (Pix) by Lighthammer(m): 11:29am On Oct 12, 2022
Damn he broke one of the hood rule...and he nerver lived to tell the tale...when you see people slugfing it out with each other,exchanging fist...you got to do one thing...make your self scarce...it's cynically mournful
Romance / Re: Is Your Girlfriend Really Your Girlfriend? by Lighthammer(m): 8:01pm On Oct 11, 2022
Loyalty?damn that word is scarce in my hood..Here people will be acting all loyal and they will extort and cheat you under the guise of being loyal...if people start acting loyal to you in my hood,know you are about to get bleeped royally....

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Education / Re: Peace Mass Transit Boss, Sam Onyishi Set To Extend Midas’ To University Educatio by Lighthammer(m): 7:29pm On Oct 08, 2022
GOod
Crime / Re: Woman Beats Her Maid To Death In Anambra, Bury Her Body (Graphic Photos) by Lighthammer(m): 10:48am On Oct 06, 2022
Femme fatale...
Futureisfemale and other nairaland resident self acclaimed man hating,deluded feminist will avoid this thread like a plague...
Since it has nothing to do with castigating or casting aspersion on men....
Your gender is at work men are evil truly..but women are the real definition of pure and applied untainted evil...even the devil himself shivers at the highest level of atrocities being committed by you.......imagine wasting the life of an innocent girl...for what reason...fear women...they are Abaddon and hades and death rolled into one
If truly the futureisfemale,is this how things will be??
A situation where women will be operating recklessly and taking lives without a second thought Committing all sort of crimes Without remorse
The future will never be female...not now or in the future....never...ever...

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Business / Re: The Best Way To Avoid Embarrassments From Loan apps by Lighthammer(m): 7:24pm On Oct 03, 2022
Some of you typing shit and sorts up there,I pray you won't find yourself in some really bad situations...
Not all who borrows have the mind of not paying..

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Business / Re: The Best Way To Avoid Embarrassments From Loan apps by Lighthammer(m): 7:21pm On Oct 03, 2022
Reinaldo:


I've heard about situations where the loan apps deliberately block the user from paying back just so they can make more interest
you are damn right......I once borrowed from a loan app and tried to pay back before the due date...guess what?? I tried accessing the app for almost a week to pay back to no avail....it was after 10 days after the due date that I was able to access it..imagine
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pope Francis Begs Putin To End 'spiral Of Violence And Death' As He Fears War by Lighthammer(m): 10:53am On Oct 03, 2022
Pope Francis should beg the united snakes of amerikastani
He should beg NATO and her allies...

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Sets Ablaze The N194 Billion Cocaine Seized From Ikorodu Warehouse (Photo) by Lighthammer(m): 8:51pm On Sep 27, 2022
丹爪 工几 ㄗ丹工几... 丹爪 工几 ち工下工丹 ㄗ丹工几.....
ㄗ丹阝し◯ モち匚◯阝丹尺 山工しK 阝モ 丅∪尺几工几ム 工几 阝工丹 ∨尺丹∨モ...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Grants Russian Citizenship To US Whistleblower Edward Snowden by Lighthammer(m): 1:33pm On Sep 27, 2022
Double agent....
Food / Re: Apart From Rice, Beans, Swallow & Indomie/Spaghetti, Whatelse Do You Eat? by Lighthammer(m): 8:14pm On Sep 22, 2022
Anything that comes ni oo
Romance / Re: Drop A Comment, And Nairalanders Wil Tell You What They Think About Your Moniker by Lighthammer(m): 7:45pm On Sep 22, 2022
Lighthammer
Romance / Re: Cheating Girlfriend Caught Redhanded While She Was Still Denying It (video) by Lighthammer(m): 4:01pm On Sep 22, 2022
Where are the nairaland resident feminist renowned for bashing men
The men are scum crew where are they
Bunch of hypocrites....
Futureisfemale and the rest of her crew where are you
Your gender are at it again
What they know to do best... Lying, cheating and manipulation....
If men are scum,
Then women are pure, unrefined quintessential of evil
Am sure one day women will manipulate even Satan himself to relinquish his position in hell

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Family / Re: Photo Of The Woman Who Died In A Car Accident While Chasing Her Cheating Husband by Lighthammer(m): 9:10pm On Sep 20, 2022
Rip to the woman..
Men are scum Coming from a gender known to commit paternity fraud
Callate perra

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