₦airaland Forum

ThEGodFaThEr103:
Did you say "our land of pride flowing with milk and honey"?
The last time I checked Ibadan still remains the land with the highest number of rustic brown ROOFS
And our southwest Is still flowing with shits from every nook and cranny making it top the chats on the region with the highest number of open defecation.
Egba mi ntori Olohun

Epic punchline

ThEGodFaThEr103:
Did you say "our land of pride flowing with milk and honey"?
The last time I checked Ibadan still remains the land with the highest number of rustic brown ROOFS
And our southwest Is still flowing with shits from every nook and cranny making it top the chats on the region with the highest number of open defecation.
Egba mi ntori Olohun

EPIC BUNCHLINE !

PrinceOfLagos:
Abbas ramoni is Dotian

Werey alasho

Hush , the African all time scam must be a Dotian, perhaps . I have told that boychild to stop drinking and writing

IgweOfNnewi:
Lost identity, Yoruba don't groom bastards and destitutes, we don't take in nuisances and criminals, baby factory ritualism and drug traffickers, scammers and swindlers, we detest evils and devils, we will never allow our land of pride flowing with milk and honey be eroded by fugitives that never know their place, no to dark dotians that want to claim our land

don’t drink and write

Forrests:
All of us no fit just pretend way we day abroad then make all of us try follow order? Na wa o.
Abeg before my proposed DMW studio Music(HK) reach davido table, Abeg make una find work for me. I be architect. 0 ate 1 one 4 for four too seven 2 nigh. It's all love.....

bro, you have talent. I am keeping a tab

143WaZoBia:
Carry am go bush. Come down from the car, tie a red clothes, hold a calabash and call out OFFICER! OFFICER!! OFFICER!!!
And you are live in Tokyo watching Olympic.

mad ooooo!

Fahdiga:
Nigerian police is a criminal organization according to Canadian authorities

really ? Are they for real?

Slowomirr, damn niggar! It is not alright o. Bombing goes wrong

Come to Covenant university and do your worthless campaign. Any of my own that tries this, get nothing less than 20 strokes of the cane. Let any jobless child right come to my gate to say jack and dogs and the police would have you as an armed robber at the gate,It is a promise

I smell a third party involvement

Arespect10:
I thought the Southeast is safe? Beside ESN members are there to protect their land abi?? If that was happened in Northern part some idiots will be like WE DON'T INTERFERE IN FAMILY MATTER, They're rejoicing over the killing in the North

May God deliver this country from this senseless killing

shut up! Should ESN intervene, you would still be here commenting nonsense . Meanwhile, whenever you want to say ruuuuubish, leave God out of it

Open your eyes. But they destroyed my 1k note one day in the name of fake note in one filling station. Soaked it in fuel, hoping it would wear out but didn’t. The manager was even squeezing it to prove it but the print remained. Just because the colour of the note changed as a result of being left in a chemical environment. I just let go that day

Slowomirr, damn nigga, share with a sister how you have been coping

Visocrate:
Pls o you people should leave Africa out of this madness o when firing missiles fire I them above Africa and make sure none lands in Nigeria abeg we are not done with APC and PDP generated problems yet banditry, kidnappings, etc

God bless you my brother. Bandits and pick pockets are even shooting down our war planes. Abeg, our hands are already full. Chinese own don’t dey too much . But wait o, they said it is only Trump that likes war. Biden, kilo shele gan gan?

The location of the buyer is key

Close down Aso rock and let everyone they go to his or her father’s house. Tuiuufia!!!!! Shameless slowpokes!!!! Let the blood of the killed , hunt you and your generations for ever! I am very angry

NwaNimo1:
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Igbo ndi nji eme onu, mma mma nu

I wish him GOLD

Nwa Dot

IgweOfNnewi:
That means ESN people don't have mother that can be sick and people will be bought, ESN members are ghosts of what, I don't really understand. An assassin can be a brother, a father or a son to sick mother, let him prove his innocency

had someone ever told you that you are very stupid? I just ask you a question

EdoFirstBorn:
Why is the Nigerian police such a shit show ? The Northerners have messed up the entire security forces of Nigeria.

It's about time we face it , different tribes are blessed with different skills set.

If you want a top accountant, human resource manager, auditor and media personality look no further than the Yoruba

If you want gifted business and revenue generation guru, engineers, technocrats, excellent capitalist minded individuals,look no further than the iboz

If you want the best lawyers in the world and the most beautiful women look no further than my dear Edo state

If you want the best housemaids , drivers and domestic helps Akwa ibom and crossrivers

But there is really nothing I can say the north adds to Nigeria other than terrorism, religious hate , corruption and tribalism

I maybe wrong but I have pondered on this and found nothing the Northerners are unique for except herding cattle

they won’t be there to represent Nigeria in any international stage. They are only champions at home.

MejiLoyon:
Triangle formation. Best offensive

If you quoted shame on you. People don't research anymore.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangular_division#:~:text=A%20triangular%20division%20is%20a,of%20three%20regimental%20maneuver%20elements.&text=During%20that%20war%2C%20infantry%20divisions,division%20controlling%20three%20infantry%20regiments.

. what is triangular about this formation? To deceive Nigerians is just very easy, see likes

[quote author=sarrki post=104388600]God bless Nigeria army

Keep deceiving yourselves. An old man should relax and take care of his health. Old age is sickness of its own. Until una go take hope and useless support kill this man, una no go rest. Vacation,Hale and hearty my foot

Keep deceiving yourselves. An old man should relax and take care of his health. Old age is sickness of its own. Until una go take hope and useless support kill this man, una no go rest

insidelife22:
Dinta na hunter but hippo dey hunt dinta,now what did I say again,buhari.

hunter turned hunted

Crackheaded Monster

Monster

Children of nowadays, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEMS!!!!!. You guys are too young for these rubbish nau. They don’t like to learn anything again. An old man in his mid sixties ,who fixed my expensive audio system the other day, had no single boy to learn this skill. Azeez, my generator repairer , is so good that he could beat oyimbos to their game , but no single boy is interested to learn. You see them loitering in the street with their fake LV, FENDI,BURBERRY wears, all pulled off their waists . Strapping fake GUCCI bags across their shoulders like village hunters. They would hail you as if you were sent to give them life. Begging is now their job, with dirty unkempt dreadlocks. Ask any one of them, they would go like,”Oluwa , pick my call nau”. Everyone of them wants to blow like Davido and Wizkid , doing nothing. I sometimes ask if they have parents who advice them at all . We have serious problem in our hands o !

MejiLoyon:
The mods will put it on fp if you provide the name of your father in-law that is kind enough to send indomie to his beloved daughter and son in-law. A very thoughtful father that cares for his family. What a great man he is. Put his name no need for pictures so we can honour him here.

my own inlaws would shock you. Imagine asking two full adults if they are feeding well. After my wedding, my wife and I were young but were not jobless. They would call and ask, “ hope you guys are eating WELL”. I could remember one occasion they sent us 400k , I no ask o. After every every, everything was like 900k then o . I had to tell my wife never ever receive anything from them o. She would ask me , are they not my parents? Who are they still taking care of? We have all graduated, what would they be doing with their money? I just weak.

Chai ! In today Nigerian ? My brother, you are doing well ! When you see best before a certain date, it means that you will enjoy it with the original manufactured quality and taste intact. But anything after then , you MIGHT not have that quality completely intact but it has not expired. But atleast , wouldn’t be too healthy consuming after 2 or three months after, depending on the type of products. By experience and advice by professionals

I don’t believe the pump in one. No one could prove how air instead of fuel could be pumped in, even for cooking gas