₦airaland Forum

cococandy:
Yea. Obviously a dumbass

Stop sending me dms.

I won't reply and I won't even consider an evening newspaper for marriage.

Now get off my mentions

cococandy:
Stop being a hateful ediot

Go and marry ooooo

How many times will you treat gonorrhea

wink2015:
OzoKwor, Zack Orji, Kanayo Kanayo and many others are the people who had the best of acting during the late 90s when Nollywood started.

They made money from films.

Mr Ibu, Nkem Owoh, Bruno Iwoha, Justice Esiri , Desmond Elliot, Ini Edo, Mercy Johnson, Chiwetalu Agu, Ramsey Noah, Rita Dominic, Stella Damascus, Genevieve Nnaji

Don't refer to your elders as.. And many others

Don't call them others

And it's the early 2000s not the late 90s

pocohantas:
This is 2021, if indeed I can’t have kids of my own, I can adopt or consider surrogacy.

Nor be only surrogacy. You that is still entering bike and running from scammers.... Which Nigerian woman will want to carry your baby for nine months when you can't afford to pay 1.2m rent for a 2-bedroom flat in Lagos.

Maybe you're the one that cursed your own womb because you hate men

Why not give your mother a grand child now that she's old.. okay ooooo

pocohantas:
Like someone with hope. As long as there is life, there is hope.

How does you mother feel that your womb can't give her grandchildren...

I think you need to stop masturbating to control your urges and get a real man meat

cococandy:
And so fvcking what?

Without a man to guide you, you are nothing.

pocohantas:
Whichever case it is, I own it with my full chest. It is mot a crime to be OLD AND UNMARRIED. Marriage would not automatically make me younger. One married woman was just burnt to death by her husband in her prime.

So, I will continue to old in style.

Old, unmarried, and childless..

How do you sleep at night?

cococandy:
Ask the evening newspaper crew. They come up with the stupidest things to shame women for

No one calls you evening newspaper because you're old.

They call you newspaper because you're above 27 years and not yet married.

Though marriage is your choice

pocohantas:
Good question.

Even though my biological mother is just in her early 50s, I owned the EVENING NEWSPAPER tag because it can never be an INSULT to be old (and single). God forbid I spend time and energy proving to anyone that I am young.

Anybody that thinks it is an insult to be old, would/should die before my Nairaland age.

No one calls you evening newspaper because you're old.

They call you newspaper because you're above 27 years and not yet married.

Though marriage is your choice

pocohantas:
Good question.

Even though my biological mother is just in her early 50s, I owned the EVENING NEWSPAPER tag because it can never be an INSULT to be old (and single). God forbid I spend time and energy proving to anyone that I am young.

Anybody that thinks it is an insult to be old, would/should die before my Nairaland age.

Hahaha

BigBashiru:
Love only exists in the imagination of most men...
While most men are "loving" their girl, each girl is busy making a calculated decision of which circumstances is best for her, which guy is most attractive to her, which guy is best for her, when she should get married etc... A woman's "love" of a guy is largely conditional upon the provision of good sex or resources (money)... most guys feel hurt when their "love" is unreciprocated - well here you have your answer....

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RikudoSennin:
Hi guys, I hope everyone is doing great and popping them red pills? My last update was about the ladies at work. 20yr old and the 37 yr old. I have good news and bad news. Good news is the feminazi has been shipped off and the old boss is back. The bd news is this 20 yr old girl won't let me be, I am not exaggerating. I literally cannot be alone with out her not bugging me, or throwing the middle finger.

This week, we were all on break talking about WWE and I made a joke that I love RKO smackdown, the next thing this girl says is, she can't fight but would love to smack me between my balls. This was in front of everyone, I reprimanded her furiously(no emotions) and then walked back to my office. Funnily, none of my coworkers said anything including the ladies.

Today while in the office alone, she was on her phone because they had a downtime and came to chill, I ignored her. She called me and said hi, I replied and kept on doing my own job. Next thing I know is her taking a pic of me through snapchat I think, I saw this and told her delete it. She told me she did, though I never checked.

Amiable men, what can I do to this girl? I have ignored her, stayed in my lane. I am maintaining my frame and being stoic but what can I do more? Do y'all think she wants something else?

Thanks.

You want her, if not. You will tell her straight to her face that you will never sleep with her, kiss her or date her... Then she will stop... But you're still giving her green light

DonMoel you can join your fellow simp in this picture below

Begging a girl for relationship and waiting.

I want an update on your relationship after six months....

Farfalla:
My response was to the dude who claims that most women enjoy sex and that most of them get or-gasms. This is not true. Majority of women do NOT experience or-gasms. A few do and even then, not always.

Those sex enhancers are useless if you do not understand the art of lovemaking. Most of you think it's about inserting pennis like a USB drive into a port and pounding away and then expect fireworks without foréplay, without even playing with other parts of her body, without whispering stuff into her ears.

Most women will tell you what they want if the man didn't already act like he's a stud when he isn't. No woman who loves you will judge you harshly if you're not a great lover and you acknowledge that you want to learn what pleases her. It's when you go about bragging about your prowess when it's in fact below par that is embarrassing.

My only advice to the "logical" gender is one, don't hype yourself before the match, and two, don't ask for post-match analysis and ratings because she won't tell you the truth anyway.

Are you a woman and above 25

Hateandthunder:
Oya let the bashing start

So what about the people that were poor and worked hard for their money only to be defruaded by a Yahoo boy.

Then they committed suicide.



They say a date worse than death awaits all Yahoo boys

QuinModah:
In Nigeria, there is.

Why do you call yourself modah

Do you have a child

DonMoel:
She said yes finally

No matter how you advise a blue pill simp

He will always be a simp

DonMoel:
She said yes finally

A simp will always be a simp

Angelfrost:
The government controls the media...

Journalism, true and fearless journalism died in Nigeria in 2015!!!

So when Lagos government was paying millions to police brutality victims why were the victims not scared

Why did they come out and collect millions

Mtchewww

How come we have never seen these endsars victims but we saw that protesters killed 27 policemen

Ee

How come we have never seen these endsars victims but we saw that protesters killed 27 policemen

Think4Myself:
Ok, this one dey promise me gift card for my birthday that's today, but said he doesn't have money now that he'll get me the gift card later
Make I leave am?

Which app you dey use run this wan

There is one thing I always say and that is: the wiser a woman becomes, the cheaper she gets as long as she's till single.

What does this mean

Ilegendd

I have realized a woman who goes back to sleep with her ex does not see it as cheating.

Words of wisdom below.

She sees it as a steamy adventure and you all know adventure is fun and intriguing. Hence, she'll keep sleeping with him as long as he is better in bed than you (the current boyfriend) and she won't see it as cheating, but having her regular fun (in your absence).

If you ask her if she has cheated since you started dating her, she'll say no. If you tell her to swear, she'll do it with boldness as long as she hasn't slept with a new guy, except her ex.

Sleeping with a new guy after meeting the current boyfriend or husband is the only thing she sees as cheating. Every other things (sex) with all her previous exes isn't cheating to her, but cruise/no big deal. She'll say to herself, "He has seen me náked before and we've had sex too, so it's not new and it not cheating."

This is the reason infection is on the rise. Also, tasting different dicks is fun and sex is sweet. It's an addiction just like drugs.

Some women now take drugs before sex and this amplifies the "sweetness" and "good feelings" they get during sex.

Any woman who has experienced the "sweetness" of sex under the influence or drugs will always want to repeat it.

In her head, she's saying, "This is the best sex of my life. I can kill to have it all day. It's either ride or die." Truly, she isn't lying. It's either ride or die.

If her current boyfriend is the Churchy or conservative type who doesn't drink, take drugs, or smoke, but she had ENJOYED the sweetness of sex under the influence of drugs with her ex, she'll always run back to that ex to have a repeat of their adventure whenever she is bored, stressed, or has an issue with her current nice guy boyfriend.

Remember, she doesn't see it as cheating. It's reuniting with not string attached. Just pure pleasure. The one she misses.

Mind you, she'll never want this brutal ex to use condom because it will impede the sweetness she's craving for.

That sweetness is addictive and people do things with reckless abandon just to experience that feeling again before they go to bed. Yes, it kills stress and temporarily heals the mind from depression. It's like masturbation. Some people can't sleep without doing it. It's addictive like gambling, computer games, and drugs.

On the other hand, the ex has banged lots of other women without condom. Whatever infection he took from those girls, he'll transfer it to her and she'll finally transfer it to you, the current boyfriend.

Did she cheat on you? No. Why? Because she doesn't see sleeping with her ex or a man she has slept with in the past, before meeting you, as cheating, but as a fun reunion or adventure. Reunion, fun and adventure are not a crimes. Are they?


To be continued, from the baba himself

Il.legend

How can I get my international passport in owerri

What is the cost


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HumansFailedMe:
With the shit women do out there. Honestly, I can't cope with it. I care about my mental health.
I can't put myself in that position of men whose wife are been bleeped by another man.

If I can get a baby mama. I'm good to go. I will run away from Manipulations and all.

In the way back, in the days of our mum, a woman's bragging right is she suffering with a man and building him up. Financially, Mentally and Socially.
But this Era, the women in this era's bragging right is to destroy a man. Bring in down, Financially, Mentally, Socially and Spiritually.

Honestly, I'm not ready for all this. I don't think I will be part of Marriage. I'm not sure. All this women of the days only want to get a big wedding and brag. After that, during the marriage, they go around and comb all dicks they meet on their way.

I'm sorry I can't cope. I've tried ordinary Relationship and I've seen hell. I can't do the marriage thing. It's not for everybody. Honestly.

Added: See the video i just watch on Twitter of the Twerker Janemena. Being f**cked by prince kpokpori.
Imagine a married woman.
So on and so forth. Bro, leave me. I'm not getting married.

It's a lie

Share the link to the video

Ff

pocohantas:
He could be an asshole, but I beg to disagree with this. My boss is very unbiased.

Are you married to your boss.. always taking his side

yahmohy27:
What of taking drugs with cold water?

don't

Rollo is a fake

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