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Of All The Sports, He Chose The Almighty Scripted WWE

Why Do They Never Carry Out Mega Fellowships Like This in Rural Communities, It's Usually in Highbrow Areas. Oh I Figured it Out, Offerings! It's Great Up There You Know, Better Denominations And in Gigantic Quantity Not Forgetting Seeds

Like This Ehn, Even If Tinubu Produce More Than The Number Of The Kidnapped This Evening. Nigga Has Lost Oyo!

Not Me
But Growing Up, This Guy Used a Syringe, Drew Blood From a Pigeon And Injected It To a Chicken....Omo, Fowl Warakpa
Earned The Nigga The Title, Animal Doctor.

If It Likes It Should Be One Of The Roads In The Entire South.
That Calabar-Itu-Ikot Ekpene Road Should Be It.
This One They Are Romancing Akwa Ibom, Is It Because It's The State To Watch Out For
Or
Them Don Dey Lay Grounds For Udom

The Wey Them Go Take Carry You Ehn
E Go Do You Like Colorado
#Magbe

He Don CelotapeMembership Card Too

This Guy Case Go Long Pass That Bridge Wey Suppose Connect Asaba And Ozubulu

The Only Working Person In That Gathering Is The Photographer
Change Your Style Things

This One Loud Oh

Decamping To Secure Abia
APC Strategy Bloody Gan

When Muslims Are In The Minority They Are Very Concerned With Minority Rights
When They Are In Majority There Are No Minority Right
Winston Churchill

Them don blow whistle ne

This Man Once Said He Was The Richest Kanuri Man On Earth
Till Tomorrow, Believe Me He Still Is

For Quite a Number Of Reasons, I Must Commend The Jagaban

He Is a Resilient And Committed Fellow Calculative And Manipulative

Bloke Ain't Going Down Easy
If He Was Ever Going Down In The First Place

In Truth, He Is a Hundred Steps Ahead
Really Interesting Time, 2023.

Which One Be Red Handed Again??
Define Music To Yourself Ma Gee

A Plant So Natural Should Not Be Illegal.

Shey That Nigga Na Generator??
How Long Una Want Dey Drag am??
Shey Na Until The Rope Cut??

Nigga Came Back To :
Flex Power With Reckless Abandon
Put His Kinsmen In Positions Of Power (To Last Forever, So Long Nigeria Exists) Nigga Is a God To 'Em And Power Remains With Him Till He Fades
Establishing His Tribe With An Unusual Dominant Fashion, At Whatever Cost
Amass Wealth In Uncommon Terms
Take Care Of His Ailing Health (Nigga Is Literally Forever young)
Tours And Travels, Adventures If You Must
Atibebelo....

I Thought Buhari Was a General
The Bloke Rode On Insecurity With his Supposed Capacity As A Retired General In The Army
The Same Army That Has Become a Tool Under His Watch
Degraded Among The Committee Of Nations
Battling Internal Corruption And a Sabotaged War Depleting Its Ranks And Files Needlessly
The Word 'General' Should Not Be Used In a Sentence With The Name Buhari, Except When Saying He Is Generally a Failure

Farki:
Ask your barrack homies why they derive so much pleasure from beating, killing and intimidating the people they "swore to protect".

All the atrocities we see daily, human rights abuses and horrible treatment yet they can not document it, report and and resign. Una mumu never do.

I just hope a sensible country will recolonise and bring sense to this useless entity of a country we live inside.

Nor Carry One Man Action Blanket Thousands

President Wey no know him work na Suegbe
Suegbe na Suegbe
Buhari na Suegbe

You Would Not Know Sex In The First Place

MAGG0T:
[/b]On February this year 2021 a lecturer of federal poly Nekede was shot dead with his course rep a final year student of the school by an airforce personnel at Naze junction in owerri. It's not all news the media carries on daily basis , some zombies here doesn't know what others are passing through in the hands of this useless uniform men.

Their only crime was they parked by the road side and was tagged kidnappers, The foolish Rector of the school Arimanwa didn't raise alarm to seek justice for the slain lecturer

They've been buried and forgotten just like that, and some imbéciles here wants me to pity the Uniform men when any of them is killed, seeing them being killed makes me happy

They go about killing innocent citizens, right now the chicken have come home to roost, they should face the same brutality they subjected to so many of us.[b]

Nor carry one man action tag thousands
I grew up in a barracks and these soldiers you see are going through a lot and they really don't don't talk about it (Which they should) the ones we get to hear as barrack homies is when we smoking weed with some them soldiers and they just randomly talk about it some of these niggers are people we grew up together, some joined for the love of the job, some the uniform, some didnt just want to further their studies. Just Normal everyday innocent people that the system is fucking up

Mind you their job is to follow orders
They don't get to choose. And this is what makes one a soldier.
They sign their life to the job and shouldn't be killed by the people they swore to protect

So yeah, I am against killing uniform men
I got a whole family in 'em

You should be mad at the judiciary, legislative and executive zombies
The president is the c in c for bleeps sake
Be mad at the hierarchy, the chain of command

Be mad at the suegbe at the helms of affairs

Zombie no go Go unless you tell am Go
Zombie no go Come unless you tell am to Come
Zombie no go Stop unless you tell am to Stop
Zombie no go Think unless you tell am to Think
Zombie no go Turn unless you tell am to Turn
Zombie no go Act unless you tell am to Act
Zombie wey na one way express
#Ajojarajoro
Attention,Quick Match, Go Slow, Left Turn, Right Turn, About Turn, Double Up, Salute, Open your leg, Stand At Ease, Fall In, Fall Out, Order, Get Ready
#Zombie
Them don release you but you never release yourself

Easterners | Agitated, Perturbed, Conscious
Westerners | Liberal, Informed, Yet Docile
Southerners | Complacent, Intentional Yet Confused
Northerners | Manipulative, Cunning & Brutal

We Cannot Cohabit But One Thing Is Certain, We Will Never Disintegrate. As That Would Be a Fatal Blow Both Economically And Whichever Way You Choose To Look At It

The worst that Nigeria can take is restructuring and that also would be an herculean task even for someone standing on the side lines, a staunch pro restructuring would have a change of thought when gets a shot as commander in chief.

Nigeria Is Bigger Than What She Seems
Nigeria Is Bigger Than Us All
Nigeria Will Get There

The North Is a Menace That Must Be Nip In The Bud And a Level Playing Field Be Created For All Regions To Thrive On Their Own, Then Watch Development Flow Into Other Regions

The East Should Forget Biafra

The South Should Be Accountable

The West Should Act Like Westerners And Practice True Diplomacy

Zombie no go Go unless you tell am Go
Zombie no go Come unless you tell am to Come
Zombie no go Stop unless you tell am to Stop
Zombie no go Think unless you tell am to Think
Zombie no go Turn unless you tell am to Turn
Zombie no go Act unless you tell am to Act
Zombie wey na one way express
#Ajojarajoro
Attention,Quick Match, Go Slow, Left Turn, Right Turn, About Turn, Double Up, Salute, Open your leg, Stand At Ease, Fall In, Fall Out, Order, Get Ready
#Zombie

Another Cogent Reason She's Called The West ✌�

I For Like Knock That Your Head, And Heavily Too
Till You Go Use Tears Make That Statement

Is Berom In Nigeria Or The Terror Ravaged Niger, Bordering Our Pissful Northern Region
According To Our C In C, Everywhere Good

Na Their Way
I Don't See Why This Is News

I Would Never Comprehend How Suicide Works
But I Think I Understand Where She's Coming From And I Understand Also That She Picked What Was Never An Option
Over To The Supreme Judge

.....When Bush Meat Catch The Hunter
Yoruba's Are Very Amusing
I Hope They Get What They Are Gunning For In The End And Let's See If It Would Be Worth Everything They Would Have Given Up