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madscientist88:
even though they are not the first to make duch its amazing,this should be what we see in schools often.

Most dey b the first?

Black44:
After I smoked Colos mixed with loud my mind traveled to another world it felt as if my spirit left me and I could see myself in another realm everything was spinning and I felt momentarily unconscious and unawares of my surroundings until the highness eased off

All this just one puff imagine lol
Imagine what 5 puffs at a go would have done
All the same I saw that atheism is pure foolishness

Keep quiet!

U no get mind...

Something wey children u senior dey carry play...

Atheism is the real deal.. No stress.

niel63:
That's what I want do now sef.

Nice!

niel63:
You don tey for codecanyon/themeforest.

Thanks.

Sell theme as templates..

Native apps na hot cake.

Simp!

ayarandy:
Where can I buy Oggy n Jerry inu

Every thing must end with Inu...

Scams.

Vue..

The react ecosystem is dead...

Dead!
Dead!!
Dead!!!

All our react skills is officially a waste.



CRA is dead and Other react frame works will follow suit...

The over hyped next JS and thier devs are so confused... THEY CONTINUE ADD IRRELEVANT INNOVATION.

Now we have to use page. Js for every files.. Just imagine the nonsense...

What's happened to naming your files with any name.


Baba learn Vue or angular.

EricBraven:
Been a while, I have been working on something which is the building of the sellers page where the orders placed on ARTSY can be seen.
I have also moved on to nextjs, read the introduction and it sounds like it would be a lot of fun using it.what intrigue me most during the Introduction is the rendering, it has 3 rendering methods (client side rendering, static site generation and server side rendering). The client side rendering occur in the users browser that's why you see an empty white page first before the webpage gets painted/constructed.
Will share more as I learn. Will try to update everyday

Next J's is overy hyped. Nothing special...

All those rendering things no too matter...

The Seo part make small sense.



It's just an average frame work.

Kabirudeen25:
This face is some people's nightmare He is coming for the corn addict

Make una calm down..

Akinkunmi012:
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What of me wey get ideas but never write for screen bf?

Op abeg rest..

Be a man

My father in-law called me yesterday morning for an urgent meeting in the evening.

When I walked into his palour, I saw a very angry and vicous man... I didn't bother asking him what's happening, because no be born am.

Angrily he made the following statement, 'So you want to spoil my daughter?'

I didn't respond, in my mind I was like : 'When u tire for parables u go dey alright'.

He repeated the sily question agian with a similar attitude: So you want to spoil my daughter?'

I no even send am.

Their was total silence in the parlour.

Later he was like: That thing you use for peeing, why did you ask my daughter to put it in her mouth?

I remembered my wife and her no Mouth Action clause, no matter how I persuadeher, she has never and will never sucked my cook...

I was like wetin they worry this old man sef?

Then the old man started raining curses on me, out of anger. I calmly walked out of his house.

That's my son. I paid 250k for only the hair...

The stylist was paid 50k.

Dexy4yah:
They just want to be fuvck mates and not couple i guess.

The rate of devorce lately is alarming.


My phone battery dey last pass some marriages this days.

Making sense..

Kobojunkie:
Jesus Christ said no man knows the day or time, yet you think it makes sense to blame him for the foolishness and arrogance of men who assume they know better than Him about that which concerns His own Kingdom? You really no get better to do with uohr time and life it seems.

Dey play.

Baba uni fee can't be this cheap for ever na..

The fees will surely go up very well, na so life be..

This new generation of lectures, including my self will not take peanuts to lecture..

Things are so expensive now...

Uni edu is very expensive all over the world...

In other of Nigerian unis to be fruitful their fees will be increased.


Na so life be, a reason we shud all hustle for money.

Nigeria don cast..

RTID:
How To Identify Girls With Water Spirit.

1). Any Fair Amaka is 99.9 percent likely to be from water.

2). Those girls who are extremely neat, arranged and can fight your destiny if you as much as pick their stuff and not return it where you got it from, are from water.

3). If she loves plaiting corn rows, especially those two single type.

4). Those girls who can bath up to five times a day.

5). If she loves wearing trinkets, bangles, waist beads, ankle beads and has cowries on her head.

6). If she's always complaining about mood swings, just know it's her Ogbanje from the Marine kingdom that is manifesting.

7). Any girl that hates fish is from water; they can't eat their own people.

. Take her to a swimming pool and pay attention to how she swims. If she swims like a mermaid, run maka ndu gi!

9). Their Igbo names always ends with Ka. Example, Amaka, Njideka, Ginika, Anwurika. They also bear English names like Sophia, Linda, Jennifer.

10). They don't play with fanta.

Noted!

Men of pussies..

No be God.

Idiots!

Can it drive itself?

Self driving?

The weakness of the Igbos is dia mouth.

Obedients make una calm down.

Robnectar:
Why callings ur father idiot son

Keep quiet!

tirigbosa:
Omo, we wey no belong to anything, make God Dey look after us

While you are here, please take a minute to view my cartoon. It’s very interesting



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKGC2HELGBc

Dey play...

No go belong make it cartoon hustle blow..

DonBenny77:
Lol
Claw is just a specially hyped handshake for affinity
If you classify it as Masonic.
Sailors claim it too...
I know jew men wey dey claw steady
In the states it's a normal hood way to shake.
In Ghana they chop knuckles steady.
When someone got much style the regular handshake becomes ordinary. Then you claw like "you tight", no be everything be confraternity.

Dey play.

Pristine664:
Any credible brand new meme coins on BSC that has not been listed on other exchanges except pancakeswap pls?

I have some $20 to "waste".... Lol

I see u been the next person that will turn $2 to $2 million.

Veenbanks:
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Were is dat #idiot @ Robnectar?

theophorus:
Sometimes, they encourage You to pray, but you say there is no God anywhere and that there is nothing like evil forces.

May we not be Unfortunate in this Life ooo.

RIP to the Wife and Condolences to the Man.

Let's hope that the Government can do something about the issue.

Keep quiet..

Getat!