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You don old sha,I for advise you to join a frat.

Join a group.

You are a Ju man so try and fight agianst it.

You need a business and money

You are too shy.

Be fearless



Any group.

Be very active.

Be very sociable.

Aviod religon or join them 100%.

Acccept your life.

You have been conditioned by religion/parents agianst the opposite sex and f#cking.If you marry it will be desame thing.

You have also been conditioned agianst money.


The problem is not masturbation.

Its from your mind.

You are living in your head.

Stop listing to your mind.

Your mind is filled with fear.

You where brought up by over protective and religious parents.

Its from your personality.

Try to smoke and get high.

You too quiet

Na fam problem.


Try to drink and smoke.

Drinks and smoke where created for your type.

No Fear.

No listen to your over conditioned and over protective mind.

Go out and live your life.

Blessedassuranc:
Thank you so much for this.. I decided not to continue cos I don't see any correlation .. I really don't understand how a lady ll 'claim ' to love a man and still not want to love nor tolerate his family.. If she can't love and tolerate them ,then she has got no business in that man's life..Marking territory indeed in a man's life she barely 'jamed/met'..SOME WOMEN JUST LIKE WAHALA...

Thats the reasons why men should beat their wives.

Especially when she is jonzing.

Kick her out of your life.

Try your best to make you relatives great,

Change their lives so that their ugly wives will respect their relatives.

CalliDora1:
Hello my brothers in Christ.

A single and searching young lady needs a God fearing man for serious relationship.

If you meet the following requirements please holla.

You must be
A genuine born again
Age. 35-40
From the Eastern part of the country
Abroad or based here in Nigeria
Dark in complexion
A tycoon or working class man
Average or tall in height
Based in Lagos


MY PROFILE:
I'm a Christian
I'm tall
Light Chocolate in complexion
From the East
Biz lady
Graduate of Office Management
Fun to be with


Please, with all due respect to the following category, you'll not be considered.

Divorcee
Church goers
Westerners
Northerners


Guest are also welcomed. Will be leaving my email addy so nairaland guests who are interested can also PM.

Strictly for serious people.

SORRY.

SEE AS YOU DEY MAKE DEMANDS LIKE SAY NA YOU CREATE THE HUSBAND WEY YOU DEY FIND.

HOW CAN A MAN COPE WITH YOU?.

Harpyeagle:
I've had this question a while and would like the brethren here to help me. Is SELF CONFIDENCE a sin?. Is it a sin to be self confident?

The bible is totally against been confident.

Thats one of the reason why many people are opposing religion in this modern day,because its robing people of their true/right identity/traits/talents.etc.

Children from religious fams lack confidence when compared to children from libral fam.

Preq work

Long Live The Nigerian Communist Movement

NCM

LUBISH

because their husbands are weak men.

And their hus relatives are jonzing.

[quote author=Brainiac12 post=94331227][/quote]sHE DEY SHIT?

POVERTYY IS A FOOL.

LUBISH

FeloniousFelon:
So you can only be successful with other people's wealth

That is communism 101

No comm has grown above that.

China has a great influence in the world today becos of true communism.

communism with less politics.

LUBISH

Arrewa:
''I lived in the North for up to 12 years I never lost a finger, I came back here only for somebody to waste my son''

Those words....!!

Let me put this here!

Why is SARS brutality not happening here in kano?

Because we don't Trent hashtag on Twitter to protest against people who are subjugating and intimidating us on the street.

We would match to the their headquarter and give them a serious warning!

If they continue... Na their doubt we dey clear.

Them know how e dey be!

That's why here in kano... As long as you don't break any law.
No bloody police or SARS go wan jonse you.

Instead of all these media outcry in the south... Why not stage a powerful protest??

What are the people you elected to protect your interests doing??

Media outrage won't stop police brutality in the south.

Na Action go stop am!

The south south gov are behind the madness of SARS.
They tell dem to act dis way.

Most of the SAR guys misbehaving are from the south sef.

FeloniousFelon:
Read this below.

It addresses your ignorance and stupidity in thinking communism is some kind of libertarian movement when in actuality it is a Judaic plot to enslave you and confiscate your wealth.

Guy think with your brain.

You have been deceived by this world.

Nobody is confiscating any bodys wealth.

Its a modernized movement.

Take the masses to greatness.

AkinwaleJJ:
The greatest obstacle facing communism globally is Religion!
Most religions teaches about partial deities (gods) that favours the few at the detriment of the majority, they will tell you that blessings come from their God even when they're not doing things right they will stick to the crookedness of their deities instead of being open-minded.
So in any society where Religion has bastardized their cultural values, communism will stink to the populace. But let's put Religion behind us and face humanism then everyone will enjoy this form of government that's benefitial for all.
Communism will not pay looters, it will never be of any value before oppressors, it will sound evil in the ears of crooked minded individuals, because it leaves no room for iniquity!
The Atheists are coming soon, they're already grooming themselves in the political system underG and they will enforce communism but first of all they will deal ruthlessly with Religion. That's what the Bible teaches, so it's time to seek true Christianity!

Hard truth.

FeloniousFelon:
You are an idiot

Atheism was part of the deception the Jewish Bolsheviks used to decieve the Russian Christians to support their coup against the Christian Tsar Nikolas

They then went against the Church immediately after seizing power because they knew that the Priests will expose the Jewish conspitators by using their pulpit to educate the public

You idiots better go and read why half starved Russian conscripts surrendered to the Germans without a fight and how the Russians welcomed the German army as liberators freeing them from the Jewish hell called Soviet Union

If the Bolsheviks were truly athesist then why did they pass anti-Semitic laws that were punishable by death? When these Jews began blowing up churches and converting some to horse barns and brothels, why did they leave out every single Synagogue in Russia?

You dunce. Fool.

The Jews even erected a statue of Judas Iscariot in front of the Cathedral in St Petersburg and later renamed the city Lenninsburg in a show of hatred to Apostle Peter.

You know nothing .

No be that kind comuinsim wey dey talk about.

We are talking about a positive system that will solve the NIGERIAN PROBLEM.

Its all about a systm that will save Africa.

My brother communism was bastardize by those guys you mentioned.

For us its a government focus on the progress and dev of the masses.

This will be achieved by created and entrepreneurship tradition in Nigeria.
Fund the smart entrepreneurs.
Build factories.
State sponsored capitalism.

These are dev strategies that will help Nigeria but the govt will never do it.

They give funding to ghost.


Etc.
The good side of Comm only.
Look at the econ/biz of China.

India is supposed to be beter than China,but they are operating the Nigerian system.

Akby:
The birth of Cryptocurrency is no doubt a milestone achievement in the Financial Market. Many people all over the world have invested a chunk of their life savings into it with the hope of a greener pasture at an exponential rate. How true is this?

Taking Nigeria as a case study, investing in Cryptocurrency is not as rosy as many people think. Let me explain better with an example so you can fully grasp my point. Bitcoins are sourced in Nigeria through merchants. A lot of them (merchants) around today but one thing common to each and every one of them is that they buy and sell at fairly almost the same price. While compiling this article, the merchant I took as a case study buys at N335/$ and sells at N390/$.

Now, if you invest N50,000 to purchase Bitcoin through this merchant at 1Bitcoin = $13,500 for example, you will get 0.009496676BTC. i.e. 50,000/390/13,500. If the value of Bitcoin appreciates by 10% at the Global Market to $14,850, by the time you convert this amount to Naria through this merchant, you will get N47,243 i.e. 0.009496676*335*14,850. This means you have lost 5.5% of your investment even though Bitcoin appreciated by 10% at the Global Market.

Also, If Bitcoin appreciated by 20% i.e. 1BTC = $16,200, following the process above will translate to N51,538 in your local bank account with represents just 3% return on your investment.

With this in mind, to achieve 7% (Nigerian banks nominal threshold) interest on your investment, Bitcoin has to appreciate by 24.57% to $16,816.

In summary, before you can start earning at all trading Bitcoin in Nigeria, its value has to increase by at least 18% not to think of the risk associated with your investment. If 10% increase in the value of Bitcoin at the Global Market can’t guaranty a profit largely due to MERCHANT’S monopoly, think of what would happen if the price of Bitcoin drops – What the market is currently facing.

CLIPTO

This truth will shock us all.

Have you watched that video where that Lagos woman was trying to discipline her innocent son with a cane?.What was her sons offence?.If you check its one small thing.
The motive behind her flogging will shock every man.

She just want to feel like a feminist.

She want to dominate a man.She wants to ruin his life with her wickedness.

She wants to instill the fear of a woman in her son.

She wants her son to see the f gender has the dominant gender.

Rubish

Most Nigerian Moms do this too.They will carry the discipline of their male children on their heads for selfish reasons.

If the father his not smart thats the end of the road for him.She will eventually transform all his sons into her sons and her husband will become a second class citizen in His own house in the future.

She is on a mission is to transform her son into SIMP,her toy boy and an object of manipulation for every lady in the world.

Ladies love to control every man around them,Nigerian mothers have mastered this act by transforming their male kids with their cane into their toy.

No woman should ever beat/flog any man/boy.Thats a taboo.

Is She in sane?

Guys no be abomination be this?.

These women have an agenda.

Mothers floging/discipling their son will only relegate their sons to the weakest of all men.Thats the kind of man Nigerian mothers love.Thats the reason why the average man has lost his powers in the society.The average Nigerian MOM is very dominating and will not stop until her sons are as docile as sheep for her use only.

Guys never ever allow your wife or any female to flog your son.No matter what.

The reason why many African are becoming simps is because they where dominated and robed of their manliness by their power thirsty Mums/Women during their childhood days.Their mothers have successfully flogged out the real man in them and replaced their man with a woman.

Have you noticed that most NIGERIAN mothers hate the manliness in their male child?.They hate it so much.Some will go as far as saying their sons
might become armed robbers if they dont kill the man in them.She just want to control men.

The ruggedity and stubbornness of the masculine gender is very essential for his survival in the future.The moment you exorcise that powerful trait from any male child he might became victim of manipulation for every female.

Mothers are scared when their sons are strong and tough during their childhood days.They hate when their sons exhibit any form of stubbornness in their early days and will do anything evil to make that innocent child a simp,because thats the only way she will achieve all her evil ambitions in the life of her sons.

The aim of every mother is to create another woman no matter the gender of her child.

The mission of most Nigerian mothers is to transform their sons into mother worshipers.

Guys dont let these generations of crazy Nigerian mothers destroy your sons.

Take charge of your family.

Ban your wife from flogging/disciplining any of your sons. Thats your job not hers.

They should respect Her,but they shouldn't fear/worship Her.

My Little observation.

My wife your work is to breastfeed my son and give him food to eat.Dem no born you well to do pass that one.

You think say I no know your agenda.

[quote author=fati2001 post=94288769][/quote]Go and submit your marriage application.

FanOfMyself:
Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 30 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

You wan go put yourself for prison.

Abobi just give girls bele.

No streess your destiny.

You kno wise pass Davido and co.

No 11 make me laugh like mad.

Guys have you noticed tha NL babes are not complaining about this post?.

They know the OP is right.

They know its the truth.

Then why are you guys complaining na?.

Are you a woman?.

HolySword:
This is to remind 'Christians' that fornication is a sin

-- HolySword --

Is it your thing they are using?

BRAINCRASH:
Mr OP if you try those nonsense you typed on your woman eh,....any man that does the opposite will take her over from you for life,.....do your best to get sufficient training before marriage so you won't die prematurely,...women are not slaves and have as equal right as a man,...how dare you hit your wife,...or walk away from her when she cries...To be the real man you must lower some of your masculine bars and allow her be the woman(not the slave) in your life....

I will say no further when you get a girlfriend or wife you will understand that you do t own the world.

Keep women wia they belong else they ruin you.

OP is a simp.

Dreadlock69:
Collocation
Bread and beans
Bread and butter
Nigeria and ritual
Nigeria and rape
Nigeria and herdsmen
Nigeria and inferno
Nigeria and building collapse
Nigeria and audio investment and looting
Nigeria and tribal discrimination
Nigeria and Godfatherism
Nigeria and cultism
Nigeria and SARS
Pass the pen to my niggas

Shit hole country.

So all the juju give am na that kind benz,not even a felali.

These dem juju sef.

BennyDGreat:
Well, there might be some manipulation but I did check their 2018 export Vs Import. It would surprise you their export quite outweighs their import with 10billion USD even with massive trade volume and lower population than Nigeria.

They export crude oil, refined petroleum, jewellery, gold, diamond...etc. They also re-export dried fish and dates.

To be honest with you, Nigeria is not doing well. What I am driving at is simple: We need to earn more. Also, Our resources is being mismanaged too much.

We need to earn more.

True.

We should also review and create our economic policies to favor us.

If you observe the guys in the UAE are not exporting any sophisticated stuffs as one might think.

Its similar to most African nations,but they are serious and organised than us.

Its very similar to Naija.

They are not too better than than Naija.

The diff is leadership,honesty and using their brains.

We even export more than them self.
We export lots of stuffs than them.

LUBISH

Hndrrxxx:
I'm shredding it right now into pieces


Useless Buhari

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

For Him mind him b cowboy.

BennyDGreat:
Export is the major problem sef

Check the earnings of these nations you mentioned versus their imports, you will get the point-These nations try to balance their imports Vs exports.

It's like saying you earn 50,000 but you order for product worth 100,000. For you to say you are financially stable, your earnings must increase. Do you get the point now?

We manufacture and export more than all those over hype UAE nations.

These nations relay on export more than Nigeria a million times.

Imagine Dubai importing even sand.

Nigeria imports less sef.

The world has been taking Africans for a ride for the past 500 years because we a are not wise.

What are those nations exporting sef?

My bro everything na wisdom.

We Africans are allowing the west tell us how to run our economy,while those UAE guys are smart they dont give a shit.

Nigeria is not doing badly as we think.
Despite all our shortcoming our economy is the most powerful in Africa.You know what that means?.

We are just too naive to use our creative faculties and also make the best decisions.
Bad leadership is also a P.

Every nation has the right to fix their ex change rate.

Due you know how the guys in Dubai have managed to keep their currency stable despite all these crude oil wahala?.

It involves some legit wayo.

Dem and the USA and co dey deceive them selfs with econs.