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A woman and her 7
years old son were
inside a Taxi. It was
raining and all the
twilight girls were
standing by the
roadside. The Boy
asked; “Mummy, what
are all those women
doing?.” His Mother
replied; “They are
waiting for their
husbands to come back
from work.” The Taxi
driver turned around
and said; “Why don’t
you tell him the truth?.
Little boy, they are
prostitutes, they sleep
with men for money.”
The Boy’s eyes got
wide and asked;
“Mummy is that true?”
His mother, glaring hard
at the driver replied;
“Yes.!!” After a few
minutes, the boy
asked; “Mummy, what
happens to the babies
those women have?.”
She replied; “Most of
them become Taxi
drivers.

Akpos wanted to
poison the rats in his
house.
He went to a man
selling rat poison and
said; I want to buy rat
poison.
The man said;
Customer you are
welcome.
Akpos asked; Is your
rat poison working
perfectly?.
The man replied; Yes it
is working perfectly.
Akpos asked; Are you
sure?.
The man said; Okay
come and taste it to
confirm weather it is
working or not.
Akpos said; Okay give
me a little.
Akpos tasted it and......

masonkz: I love that song "Human". Heck I love almost all the songs in that album.

can remember when that album came out newly. . . I had only #100 bucks on me. . . I had to trek home from school jst to buy it.

AKPOS VACANCY!!!
Are U 18 yrs & above?
Do U hav a valid ID card?
Can U speak English
&any other language?
Are U lookin 4 an 9am -
3pm job wit a
monthly salary of
#800,000 and a weekly
allowance
of#900,000?
No working during
weekends & U only hav
2
work half-day on
Fridays?
If U're interested in this
Job, Pls contact Me
wit Ur full details SO
THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR
IT TOGETHER COS ME
SEF DEY FIND AM BADLY.

I was in the public
toilets
and had just sat down,
a voice
from the next cubicle
said “Hi !,
how are you ?”
Embarrassed, I
said, “I’m doing fine”.
The
voice said “So what are
you up
to ?”. I said, “Just doing
the
same as you, sitting
here !”.
From next door, “Can I
come
over?”. Annoyed, I said ”
rather busy right now”.
The
voice said, “Listen, i will
have to
call you back, there’s an
idiot
next door answering all
my
questions".

Mikuz gave him a
reckless beating/..now
he seeking some
desperate winning/
But I'm here to pile on
his agony....till he
considers 'a change of
heart' like pellegrini/