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Ibime: My verse has been sent. . . .

DHL on point

Chris brown ft aaliyah - dont think they know

E get one particular
restaurant wey akpors dey
chop 4
GRA.
E get one oyibo wey dey
always come chop there
too...
Any time dis oyibo chop
finish he go shout ''
Hey'', so akpors dey wonder wetin
dey make am shout, he come
decide to chop wetin d
oyibo dey always chop
so
maybe him self go shout
too. . . when akpors reach d
restaurant last week
friday, he order wetin d
oyibo man
dey chop. . .
Dem tell am say na
chicken & red wine, so he
chop
am,
but he no shout, he collect
xtra plate, but he stil no
shout. . . na then he just
vex ask 4 for his bill. D
waiter tell am say one
plate
of chicken & red
wine na #75,000 and the
xtra plate na another
#75,000. . .
na then akpors shout HEY HEY HEY HEY. . . he still dey shout
till now..
Lwkmd

dj5naira:

one of them must dye

Rihanna - stay

PPussy-cat-dolls - I hate this part right here

Akpos, uche and
ikpeba were lost in a
forest.
For weeks, they lived
there.
One day they find a
magic lamp.
They rub it, and sure
enough, out comes a
genie.
The genie says; Since I
can only give out 3
wishes, you may each
have one.
So uche goes first; I
have been stuck here
for too long, I miss my
family and my friends
and my life. I just want
to go home. POOF!!!, he is
gone.
Then ikpeba makes his
wish; I thought i was
going to die here. I am
tired of this place o!
Oga please, me too, I
want to go home. and
POOF!!! he is gone.
Then Akpos starts
crying uncontrollably;
Eeya. Mmmmm, chai oooooo
yekpa! ahhhh! I am
missing them already.
The genie asks, What
is the problem?
Akpos replies: I wish
my friends were here with me again.

BarrackoBaRz: Ibime... U think of U3 as a kid?...
Then...Why bother,by begging 4 Links?

as much as I know this statement is coming from a kid. . . I dont bother quoting it.

Pipsland78: Dont mind him, he keeps recycling old jokes.

attention seeker. . . Used tampon.

AKPOS THE TEACHER
Akpos: "who is the
minister of education?"
Children: "Mrs Dame
Patience Jonathan"
Akpos: "who is CBN
governor?"
Children: "Aliko Dangote"
Akpos; "who is the
minister for
information?".
Children: "Mike Adenuga"
Akpos; "who is the
minister for sports.
Children: "Stephen
keshi".
Akpos: "Correct! who
composed the national
anthem of Nigeria"
Children: "wizkid"
Akpos: "correct" what is
2+5?
Children: "25"
Akpos:- "correct"
Akpos:- "what is the
capital of Nigeria?"
Children: "Abia-umuahia "
Akpos: "correct, Who is
d president of nigeria?".
Children. "General
Muhammadu Buhari"
Akpos:. "Correct! Who
stopped the killing of
twins".
Children: "Psquare"
Akpos: "correct! who is
the minister for women
affairs"
Children: "Genevieve
Nnaji"
Akpos: "Correct, Who is
d governor of Anambra
state?
Children. "Baba Tunde
Fashola"
Akpos: "Correct!"
Akpos:- "Good! Clap for
yourselves...
(children claps) It's
gonna Remain like that
until government
increases and pay me
my SIX MONTHS
accumulated salary!!!

One day a man decided
to surprise his wife.
He took all day to bake
a cake in the shape of
a big HEART with the
help of the house girl.
The house girl asked
him what the shape
meant and he simply
said
"LOVE".
The wife came back
shouting at the house
girl when she met her
sleeping.
The Wife: Will you get
up now! silly girl what
have you been doing
since morning?
Maid: Madam don't be
angry please. Me and
oga have been making
LOVE since morning. Is
just now that we
finished. I then said i
should lie down and
rest a little.
The woman fainted.