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An American and
akpors, a Nigerian are
sitting next to each
other on a long flight.
The american believes
that Nigerians are so
dumb that he could outsmart them easily, So the
american asks if
akpors would like to
play a fun game.
Akpors is tired and
just wants to take
a nap, so he politely
declines.
The American
persists, and says
that the game is a lot
of fun. "I ask you a
question, and if you
don't know the
answer, you pay me
only $5; you ask me
one, and if I don't know
the answer, I will
pay you $500," he says.
This catches the akpors attention and
to keep the lawyer
quiet, he agrees to play
the game.
The american asks the
first question. "What's
the distance from The
Earth to the Moon?"
akpors doesn't
say a word, reaches
in his pocket pulls out a
$5 bill, and hands
it to the lawyer.
Now, it's akpors
turn. He asks the
american, "What goes up a
hill with three
legs, and comes down
with four?"
The american uses his
laptop and searches
all references he could
find on the Net.
He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends
he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour
of searching he finally
gives up. He wakes
up akpors and
hands him $500.
Akpors pockets
the $500 and goes
right back to sleep. The
american is going
nuts not knowing the
answer.
He wakes akpors
up and asks, "Well,
so what goes up a hill
with three legs and
comes down with
four?"
akpors reaches in
his pocket, hands
the american a $5 bill and goes
back to sleep.

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thanks for the summary

A man nd a woman
walked into a guest
house nd requested to
spend d night. The
owner of d guest
house, Mr Ben,who is a
born again refused to
allow men and women
to stay 2gether in his
hotel because of fornicatn.
The woman explained,
he is my son, not my
spouse nd so they
checked in.
After 30mins, Mr Ben
sent his room service
(Akpos) to go nd check
if those folks were truly
mother nd son. Akpos
came back nd said; Sir,
she's truly d mother.
The boss asked, hw did
u comfirm dat? The
room service smiled, Sir i
am very sure, I saw her
breastfeeding him.

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