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A husband coming home
from confession & lifts
his
wife & carries her on his
shoulder.
Wife says, "Did the
priest tell you to be soo
romantic like this ?
Husband replies, "No! he
told me to carry my
cross"..

ILLScripts: Pls if theres anybody that wants to join. . .i'd like to be removed. . .my birthday is coming up. . .and I am soo gon be busy preparing for it. . .no time to script. .and am sure yall wudnt wanna see a no-show!!!

can i move in for him?

A African, an American
and a
German boarded a plane.
As the plane
was flying over the sea,
Satan came
out and said to them:
I want you all to
drop something into the
sea,
if I find it,
you die and if I don't you
live.
The
American quickly
plucked a button
from his shirt and
threw into the sea,
Satan dived into the sea
and came
up with the button.
"See!" he said
and killed the American.
The German threw a pin
into the sea. Satan
dived in and came out
with the pin. "See!"he
said and killed the
German.
The African brought out
a sachet water
, opened it and poured
the
contents into the sea
holding back
the sachet he said to
Satan "oya
begin find water inside
water. . Idiot"

I want in

A married woman was having
sex in an apartment 20
floors high with
akpors. She then
heard her husband
coming.. She told
her akpors to stay like a
robot and not to move.
Husband : What is this ?
Wife : This is a robot i
bought to have sex
with me whenever you
travel….
Husband : Okay.. Lets
have sex now….
Wife : No sweetheart..
Yesterday i got my
period, so i will
go and mix some drinks
for you..
After she left the
husband said : Damn i
am so Hot, i will Bleep
this robot…
He tried to Bleep akpors, akpors replies in a
metallic robotic way:
"System error Wrong
hole!
System error Wrong
hole!! Husband : Damn robot
is not working
properly.. I am throwing
it out of the
window..
Akpors realizing that
he was on the 20th
floor, he said :
"SOFTWARE UPDATED"
"PLEASE TRY AGAIN"

Real Gobe is when you
were offered 2milli0n
naira for sex,and you
refused on the basis of
your virginity. .and
then,on your way
h0me,you were raped
by 3 hefty men!

Little akpors said:
mummy do u know
that our housegirl is an
angel?
Mum: how?
Little akpors said: because i saw
her unclothed
with her hands on the
wall shouting oh
God!, am coming, am
comin, am comin, if not
for
daddy that was holding
her
tight from the back, she
would have
flown to heaven.

sweetiePe: See More Funny Akpors here>>>www.rosyside.com/pt/Funniest-Akpors-Jokes-Collection-10.11.2013/discussion.htm

Akpors was caught red handed by
his principal writing
"MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL"
PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you
writing? [about to
Slap Akpors].
AKPORS: Sir, I have not finished
writing it.
PRINCIPAL: [angry] What do you
mean. You are
insulting me and you are telling me
that you have not
finished?
AKPORS: This is not what I want to
write.
PRINCIPAL: So what did you want
to write?
AKPORS: I wanted to write "MAY
GOD PUNISH MY
PRINCIPAL'S ENEMIES"

One word for akpos.

i have posted this joke here before. . . Do me a favor, leave my thread for me. . . Wonder if moderators aint seeing this.

5 ways to make your GF
happy...
1) Give her money.
2) Give her some money
3) Give her more money
4) Pls give her money
5) I said give her money.
True Or False?

In a psychiatric hospital
a Doctor wanted to
test to know if they
could release any of the
insane men.
The doctor drew a door
on the wall and
asked the patients to
open and pass through
it.
All the insane men
rushed to the door to
open
it except Akpos.
He sat down and
watched them.
The doctor, thinking
that Akpos’
brain is back to normal,
goes to him
Doctor: Akpos why are
u sitting down?
Akpos: They are all
crazy! . They are busy
wasting their time
when the key to the
door
is in my pocket.

nicolepimps: oh men ur too dry.i 4got 2 laugh

why wont u forget to laugh. . . When u forget ur senses while reading.

tompat86: This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in
an elevator- I was staring @ her boobs when she
said, "Would U please press 1?" So I did. I don't
remember much afterwards....

lwkmd. . . You for press 2 na. . . . Funny how some pple have lost their sense of humour, well, maybe dey aint had dia lunch till now