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Akpos, Ken and Seth
went to rob a
supermarket at night.
They decided not to
give an answer to any
question if they were
unfortunately caught. A
neighbor saw them,
called the police and
unfortunately for them
they were caught.
POLICE:[to Ken] What's
your name?
There was no answer.
POLICE:[to Seth] What's
your name?
He didn't respond either.
POLICE:[to Akpos]
What's your name?
AKPOS: Ken and Seth did
not mention their
names why should I?

A plane carrying
politicians crashed near
a remote farm. When
the police arrived, they
found out that the
farmer had already
buried them.
POLICE: Are you sure
they were dead?
FARMER: Yes, I'm very
sure, though I heard
some screaming “Help
me! I'm still alive o!”,
But you know these
politicians: they lie a lot!

Akpos call customer
care by 1am. After
30mins of advert finally
akpos comes
on line. Customer
care ...hello this
kingsley from mtn
customer care how
can I help u. Akpos..god
punish u.
Customer care...sorry sir
dats not polite wats
the problem akpors..na
me u de
ask? Check ur time
wetin de nack
customer care ..sir dis
1:30am.
Akpos..so why u no dey
sleep u
bewinch? Customer
care..no sir am not a.
wizard. Akpos...den
wetin u be others neva
sleep finish? Customer
care..sir pls
go straight to the
reason why u called
Akpos..ok. I get#99 for
my fone abeg
transfer me #1 naira
make I take make
midnight call.

Akpos was eating bread
in the dream, after he
finished eating it, he
saw a coconut and
decided to eat it too but
he didn't see knife to
cut it, so he decided to
use his teeth only to
receive a slap from his
father! U DON FINISH
PILLOW,NA MY HEAD U
COME DEY BITE IDIOT!