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Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by liljboy(m): 6:13am On Sep 26, 2013

austinsmat: Some men get time, I don't know what will makes me fight for a woman even if she has gold below her waist

#WORD MEHN. . U be real nigga. Y will i fight for a woman wen dem full everywhere. . . "Die for a gal and she will come to your burial wif another man consoling her". . . The only two women am ready to die for are MY MUM AND SIS. . Period!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria. . . My Beloved Country by liljboy(op): 12:01pm On Sep 25, 2013

Romanciella: u re nt gona lie bou d fact dah m pwity nw re u?

read my last post very well

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria. . . My Beloved Country by liljboy(op): 8:16am On Sep 25, 2013

Romanciella: m nt surprised m jst a litle disapointed wel acording 2 a proverb dat says 'behind every pretty girl lies a pack of haterx'....y nt quit hating 4 no reason en go get a life

u pretty?. . Lmao. . Am even planning to use ur facial looks as my next halloween costume

Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 5:51am On Sep 25, 2013

Akpors
daughter married a
chinese
man and they had
twins, but the
kids died @d age of 3. At the funeral,
akpors kept crying
bitterly and
screaming "I KNEW IT"
"I KNEW IT"
"I KNEW IT", his friends
walked up to him and
asked, akpors you knew
what? Akpors
replied in
tears, my guy, china
product
does
not last, especially two
sim...lolzz

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Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria. . . My Beloved Country by liljboy(op): 11:43pm On Sep 24, 2013

Where every satchet milk is COWBELL

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria. . . My Beloved Country by liljboy(op): 11:42pm On Sep 24, 2013

Chief is inside the car
with the glasses
windup, armed robbers
attack and shoots at
chief, the bullet won't
break the glass but will
kill chief inside the car..:
How come ??

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria. . . My Beloved Country by liljboy(op): 11:38pm On Sep 24, 2013

Romanciella: u jst as pathetic as ur pic....u nt even worth d calories i burn talking 2 u!

u even burn calories talking. . . Ur type will gossip alot. . Guess u gon look like d strands of my hair. . Dirty couchie

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria. . . My Beloved Country by liljboy(op): 10:29am On Sep 24, 2013

• Where strike is
included in the academic
calandar of our public
universities..
• Where ur friend wey u
carry go airport don
reach London and u nefa
reach house bikuz u dey
inside traffic.
• Where Alomo bitter =
sex fuel

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria. . . My Beloved Country by liljboy(op): 10:28am On Sep 24, 2013

Romanciella: hello lyk criouxly re u ok.......ah dnt tink xo cuz iv u luk at d topic clearly dis is suposed 2 be fun hun....

and u spoilt it. . Well, u tried so hard to be funny. . Dummy

Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by liljboy(m): 7:55pm On Sep 23, 2013

next chapter is titled COMPETITION

Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: The Best Online Shopping Site In Nigeria? by liljboy(op): 6:43pm On Sep 23, 2013

mnx4real: wthe best and most diverse online site for fashion, games and phones is makewebuy.com

ok na makewetry.com

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria. . . My Beloved Country by liljboy(op): 6:40pm On Sep 23, 2013

Romanciella: were a lady who dreses half naked is always regarded as a prostitute or bad girl.....

before wetin u be won call am? NUN?? U need a head check.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 22nd September 2013 by liljboy(m): 5:46pm On Sep 22, 2013

I thought the devil wears red. . . But today he is wearing SKY BLUE

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria. . . My Beloved Country by liljboy(op): 5:43pm On Sep 22, 2013

• Where children dey
travel by air free of
charge under plane tyre.
• where 49 passengers
re siting in bus n 99 re
standing
• Where ASUU strike is
an annual student
festival.

Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 1:36pm On Sep 22, 2013

AKPOS: What is the cost
of the plastic surgery?
DOCTOR: Its about N
900,000.
AKPOS: What!? Doctor
that's too expensive.
Okay...err...what if I
bring the plastic?

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Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by liljboy(m): 6:08am On Sep 21, 2013

Viewing this topic: oride
(m), africanpea, lil jboy
(m), lucas12, gr8tstar,
hillsnite(m), Firearm(m)
^^ see them, pple wey dey carry dis thread do breakfast

Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by liljboy(m): 6:06am On Sep 21, 2013

Upon all those things, i
had just alighted from
a Grey BMW E36 double
exhaust six cylinder
factory fitted air
conditioned machine. the way u carry dey hype this car eh! If e know something e no go dey spoil

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Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by liljboy(m): 6:03am On Sep 21, 2013

I hated it when a
woman knew what
you wanted to do and
yet pretended that she
didn't and would be
expecting you to voice
it out before she could
agree or disagree. I like them too. . . Fast thinking ladies, no be those ones if u dey remove there cloths dem go still dey ask u "what are u looking for", #sighs# I dey look for my textbook

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Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria. . . My Beloved Country by liljboy(op): 5:46am On Sep 21, 2013

• Where people dey
collect change for
beggar hand.
• Where igbo men
produce Toyota camry
jeans and
Dr'dre slippers
• Where bb torch is sold
in traffic for N12k!!!
• Where bail is free in
police station but u pay
to be released!

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria. . . My Beloved Country by liljboy(op): 2:02pm On Sep 18, 2013

• Where you can easily
blame your family
members in the village
for your problems.
• Where rich men must
have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO
ANYHOW U GO SEE
ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a
social amenity.

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