Career › Re: Medical Laboratory Scientists Forum by Liltevy(m): 7:51pm On Jan 08, 2020 |
Please how do you renew your provisional license? |
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Romance › Re: 15 sure ways you can live happily and peacefully with any woman. by Liltevy(m): 11:43pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
[quote author=Toks2008 post=37510181]The fact is that women are the most complex and complicated creation of GOD and infact i call them the first wonder of the world
-A lady will say she wants a faithful man but will prefer to be with a man every other lady wants. -A lady will practically friend-zone a man who genuinely wants her and would prefer to run after another guy who does not want her. -A lady will say there is no husband material but what she is implying is that her own specification of a tall,cute,rich,romantic...is rare. -Many ladies will talk down on polygamy but would prefer to be the side dish of a rich guy rather than be the only lady of a poor dude. -And a lady can be with one man,get married to him,have all his children and even grow old with him yet her heart will be with another all the days of her life. I can continue to list several situations to confirm the complexity of women.
The problem is that many men are always quick to bring down every woman because of the bad ones they have come across but this is grossly unfair because every lady is not the same and we must treat any new lady special regardless of the experience we had with an ex.
Nevertheless,i think i have come up with the best way to be at peace with a woman and trust me,if you follow this golden advice,you will always have peace with any lady you choose to be with and here they are. [color=#000099] [b] 1.Love your lady with so much passion.
2.Lavish her with gifts.
3.Treat her like a queen.
4.Don't ever raise your hand to beat her or insult her in anyway.
5.Listen to her when she wants to be heard.
6.Shower her with lots of accolades.
7.Give her undivided attention.
8.Be very romantic towards her.
9.Respect her above others.
10.Don't cheat on her in anyway.
11.Provide her needs to the very best of your ability.
12.Don't ever break her heart or make her cry.
13.Be extremely caring.
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Education › Re: "I Wore This To School & My Lecturer Called Me A Tout" - Lady (photo) by Liltevy(m): 11:35pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
tubouncen: Maybe u looked too churchy... Loolz
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Politics › Re: 2019: PDP Plots Takeover Of APC Structures by Liltevy(m): 8:43pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: Blackface Accuses 2face Of Stealing His Song by Liltevy(m): 8:37pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: ''Commit Suicide'' - Uche Ogbodo Blasts Fan Over Her Nose Ring (photo) by Liltevy(m): 8:29pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Liltevy(m): 7:13pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
wisdomguy4u: This is a true story of an unforgettable near death experience I had on the night of 24th December, 2015 that changed my life forever. I decided to share this story here not because I want you to castigate me for my act (you can't castigate me more than I have castigate myself), but because I believe a lot of people will learn from it and thereby avoid the pitfall in the coming 2016.
It all began when I attended the night church service held in my village. I came a little late so I wasn't opportune to get a seat. I had to stand up for the mass. After standing in the cold for about an hour, my legs began to shiver, I decided to walk toward the church gate and back to stretch my near stiffed knees.
As I got to the gate, I stood for a while and then turn around to walk back when I heard a female voice from the dark corner of the gate; she said, "it's boring right? ". I walked toward her to get a clear view of who was talking; I saw a light skin girl sitting on a small flower pavement. I asked her "what's boring?". "The service , the night, everything" She replied. It was obvious she wanted us to have a conversation, so I quickly sat down beside her.
To cut the story short, from our little conversation I got to know that her name is Aderoke, her father is from Ogun state while her mother is from my village. She was born and brought up in lagos and can't speak or understand Igbo language (meanwhile the service was coordinate in igbo language). This was few things I was able to get from her before she told me she was shivering due to the cold. As a sharp guy i reasoned she wanted me to cuddle her, so I told her to draw closer so I can hold her. Without hesitation she moved closer and placed her head on my shoulder while I placed my hand around her waist.
Everything went so fast, before I could say "bingo!" We were already into deep romance: kissing and groping . In the climax of it all she held me and whisper in my ear " sex me please". As I look around for a more hidden corner, a part of me was persuading me to control my urge that she could be an agent of darkness sent to destroy me, and another part of me was telling me not to lose the opportunity that she's just a lonely girl in need of some fun. I fell for the latter. I got a more hidden corner were we began to have it; first she bend low while I got on her back ; after awhile she suggested I sit on a pavement there while she climb on top.
Few minutes afterward, I felt a sudden sharp pain on my butt, I thought it was an ant or something similar, but the pain grew bigger. With a trembling voice I told her to stop and get down that I think something bit me, but she was so carried aways that she couldn't hear me out. As the pain kept increasing , I had to push her out of me . I stood up, flash my phone touch in the pavement and there was a long big snake rowed up . The strange girl screamed and ran away. By then I was already feeling dizzy and fainting, I managed to pull myself back into the church premises and disclose to someone that I have been bitten by a snake after which I lost conscious of myself. I heard I was even fuming from the mouth.
After 2 days of serious traditional treatment, I regained consciousness. When I was asked to explain how I got bitten by a snake in the church, I didn't know what to say. I can't believe I nearly lost my life because of a few minutes romp with a total stranger, it's a very shameful thing to tell your family. The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.
I believe God gave me a second chance for a reason. And I have sworn never to continue my careless lifestyle, I have given my life to God and anything premarital sex is not for me anymore. I know it's not easy to overcome temptation of premarital sex, but I believe with pray and determination we can overcome anything.
My fellow Nairalanders join me and thank God for my life, and at the same time learn from my story. For the seek of your family and loved ones, stop living a careless life . Stop sleeping around with strangers, so many people knowingly or unknowingly have spiritual spouse, some of who are viciously jealous . Sex is sweet , but life is sweeter. Try and live a safe life in 2016. I pray God see us all through in Jesus name: Amen! . photo of the snakebite  |
Events › Re: Checkout The Bizarre Cake A Doctor Received On Her Birthday (photos) by Liltevy(m): 5:08pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
If something like this should be done for a Nigerian politician, well, hum. I guess you'll have to spend more, infact to design the office alone!. And dont forget the Ghana must go bag filled with either human heads , or money  |
Nairaland General › Re: #itsonlyinnigeria Trending On Twitter (screenshots) by Liltevy(m): 3:40pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
#ItsOnlyInNigeria you only see your Governor during their campaign  '' |
Politics › Re: Man Climbs Tree, Says He Will Not Come Down Until A New Government Is Sworn In by Liltevy(m): 9:13pm On May 24, 2015 |
He climb tree for himself o'' |
Celebrities › Re: What Saved Funke Akindele From Missing Church Today by Liltevy(m): 8:54pm On May 24, 2015 |
D person wey snap d babe no go church be that! seriously'' 2 pple on top of that bicycle'' can't think of it.. |
Politics › Re: Jonathan Outsmarted APC By Conceding Defeat – Abati by Liltevy(m): 3:45pm On May 18, 2015 |
If we have to start celebrating just because a president accepts defeat!. Then why are we practising democracy! |
Education › Re: Can Cramming Affect One's Performance After School? by Liltevy(m): 10:08pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
what type of performance na.. performance in bed? |
Romance › Re: I Love You: 15 Ways Guys Say It Without Saying It by Liltevy(m): 11:38pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
pwettyhardey: yes we need care uhm…yh who doesn't?..well parents care fr der children that care shld b enuf. |
Nairaland General › Re: The Real Difference Between Men And Women In Pictures by Liltevy(m): 12:04pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
evrybodis saying tRue!! I"ll say women pls change!! |
Fashion › Re: Beauty Mistakes That Make You Age by Liltevy(m): 3:33am On Jul 26, 2014 |
av always thought make up means to use powder on ur face! nw it has bcome layer stuff thing line! mchew… |
Education › Re: What Was The Bad Habit Your Roommate Had When In School? by Liltevy(m): 3:28am On Jul 26, 2014 |
bad habits? who doesnt have one…sure I'll hav good mature interesting n intelligent roomates, cz ai av d AF for mentioned qualities … tl den… b.u...1st yr |
Music/Radio › Re: Music: Olamide – Awon Goons Mi by Liltevy(m): 8:42am On Jul 22, 2014 |
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Celebrities › Re: German Footballer Mario Götze' Giant Bulge While On Holiday With GF by Liltevy(m): 11:28am On Jul 16, 2014 |
y na see hs joystick!! |
Education › Re: BABCOCK UNI 2014/2015 Provisional Admission List (batch A) by Liltevy(m): 2:26pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Tagged d long awaited LIST. hehehehe |
Fashion › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2014 - Photos by Liltevy(m): 7:16pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
uhhm, e b like say miss benue sck nidz rst |
Fashion › Re: 10 Tricks That Make You Instantly More Beautiful In Pictures by Liltevy(m): 9:26pm On Jul 06, 2014 |
ah no get all ds make up way u dey talk abt" ..eh
den lastly. ive googled ds stuff b4 d blogger actually copied it, no mistake |
Health › Re: 8 Things You Need To Know If You Have Multiple Sex Partners by Liltevy(m): 7:03am On Jul 04, 2014 |
go n prepare fr church!!!!! |
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Fashion › Re: Please Help!!! I Need A Good Skin Cream! by Liltevy(m): 10:25pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
I am like dat too" bt m a male ,sum part of my body are lighter dan d odas especially my chest" n arms wf my fce I dont really knw about wat cream one shld use though m using
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Romance › Re: Which Is The Best Way To Share A Bed With Your Partner???(photo) by Liltevy(m): 10:22pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
a n c d rest ders sumtn else involved
n B dey can't tell me dey are sleeping"! the rest are ok too |