VikingKing:
This is where Tinubu media cows and other ronu miscreants go to contract HIV and all kinds of assorted diseases while Seyi, Gbajabiamila, Ajuri, and Co lodge in 5 star hotels to chop Toke Makinwa and still get the same HIV.

Na this matter dey court like this

austine4real:

I'm just like you the only thing left out is a job .


No job nor money yet

Time will take care of that

Alliswell248:
Lol

Reduce the lie small.

Are you cooking for the super eagles ?

Lol, is cooking the only stuff money is used for?

Lovecode89:
The truth is, it was not easy for me at all. I'm not financially stable, but at least I find peace and believe everything is going to be alright. Afterall, I have been the only one sourcing out everything even while staying together.
I was already a single mom even while living together with him.
What gave me the strength to move out this time was the fact that violence starts coming in.
The same man whom I can't left behind despite all his bad character and missbehavour, almost strangle me in the presence of our children sometimes ago.
Just because he got back home late and rushed to the kitchen as usual to eat and I said, why don't you buy anything along? Not even pure water and you're rushing to the kitchen to eat? Do you know if we have anything to eat?
Out of anger he came to me and held me by my neck. Almost strangle me.
I felt so terrible when my first child came and wrapped his head around my head telling me ''sorry Mummy''
After that incedent, I sat down, and imagine how selfish and wicked mother I was, chosing this man over myself and my two children. If I suffer and die here, who will be there for my kids? So, I choose my kids.
I moved out and packed all my things to a family member's place. We are there now. He's been coming around to visit and has been calling claiming he's missing us. But I'm sure is because he no longer see any free food nor free things to use and the house rent where he lives is almost due and he has nowhere to go and no money to renew.
I pray God help and heal each and everyone of us.

You took the right step.
It’s good you don’t have plenty children.
It’s good to have a peaceful mind.

lexy2014:


is it because her parents didnt hustle that she decided to make herself ceiling fan in night club?

🤣

LagosG:
Boy! I laughed so hard at this.

When I born daughter, I will groom her to be a geek like her daddy, then straight to NASA.

Amen 🙏

ibrocool:
Where did you buy 5 tubers of yam at such price?

In his dream world

diamond68:
Did I do well or I could have got it cheaper ? This was at ikota lekki

You did well, it’s bigger than the one I got 5k
And it was even new yam. Water water

Greenfusion:

So what exactly should they do please?

They have government house, that’s where they should invade.

Greenfusion:

So what exactly should they do please?

Hope you will ask me same question if your house is burnt down.

Olachase:
if I send you 20k right now I bet you will worship me for 3 weeks


that was how i sent money to one guy here on Nairaland because his msg got me, i later found out this guy has been doing this for a very long time, hes a scam

the most painful part this guy is not even from this side, how he managed to open bank account with a Yoruba name really surprise me

maybe he collected the account from someone who knows

Are you saying the person is not a Nigerian ?
But,
Many times, we have been told not to send money to online beggars, because they’re all scam.

Burning down structures won’t bring down the price of goods. This altitude of burning down structures is bad.
People should focus on the main aim. Government house and aso-rock should be the target.
Not killing and destroying buildings.

🤣🤣🤣

RapistOnBail:
Wow. Make our people for UK begin Dey come back.

LordIsaac:
Just say, avoid sex with everyone else, but your spouse. This long epistle in just 8 words.

🤣🤣🤣

What about eating white yam with palm oil + salt,pepper,onions and utazi leaves?

Lamanii22:



She doesn’t even need househelps, the house can’t be that dirty that she can’t clean by herself, there would be washing machine in the house, if she doesn’t like to cook she can order food, life is now flexible these days

Very flexible.

MasterJayJay:
50%? So a 50kg bag of rice is around 40k?

Propaganda statistics.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🙂

But he didn’t lie, he doesn’t know how to pretend. They will be eating fat in their houses while the masses run around with empty stomach.
They will laugh at the masses .
This is to confirm they don’t care about the masses

AqualinaXYZ:
Every time this idiot and his loosed mouth





Wonder how he’s from south south rather than brown roof




Imagine saying nothing can stop Tinubu regime that they can only protest while they (politicians) keep eating




One day go be one day for this country

alizma:

You are the course of your problem, how did you come into agreement with your wife to worship in a particular church while you are doing same in another church, how did you come to that conclusion? You broke your home from the very beginning so what advice are you looking for on nairaland? You want us to say something so that you will go back home and tell her that you did so because nairalmlanders advise you to do so right? E no go work for you, we don escape this one. Go and carry your cross

Nairaland in-law 🤣🤣
Well done 👍

Mcreloaded:
The parents of your wife gave you goat but refused to give you the rope.
You go suffer for this goat wey you marry dey call wife.
When she is through with you I can bet my balls that you will regret the day you ever set eyes on her

🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are very funny but you are right.
But I don’t understand why he kept saying she’s crying.🤣
He married a drama queen.

Magicalsineros:
This really got me laughing. Some people are really funny 🤣. I had a friend back then during NYSC days. Just because he was asking me out and I declined, the dude refused to talk to me for a very long time. I kept on calling and sending messages, thinking that something bad might have happened to him. I was so worried. So, on his birthday, I sent him mtn 1k, immediately he got my message, he replied me. I was shocked. I called him and he responded, he sound cheerful, telling me it was because I hurt him that was why he has not been talking to me. Immediately after the call, mine started 😂😂. I blocked him. That was the end

🤣🤣🤣

Yes, I have seen.
The first family, I witnessed it.
Her husband can go for two weeks without talking to his wife or child.
His reason might be one insignificant thing, like his wife smiling when his football team is losing a match 🙃

The second person is my friend.
She can decide not to talk to anyone, including me for one month. When I met her the first time we were so inseparable. One faithful day she decided to stop talking to me. I asked talked to everyone close to her , to please ask her what I did to her, she didn’t answer anyone. When I decided to leave her alone, she brought back herself to me, saying she was going through depression 🤔.
Fortunately, she got married. Called me one faithful day to ask me what to do, because she doesn’t understand her husband…. How he would stay for weeks without talking to her 🤣. I just laughed at her, I told her it was good her husband is treating her the same way she has been treating me and others.
besides, I was surprised she was complaining, I thought she would have enjoyed it.
As I’m typing right now, she has stopped talking to me again. I have decided not to worry my head about her again. When she’s done keeping mute 🤐, she will come around.
This is madness, real madness.

EreluRoz:
Is that what you do? 99.5% of you all can't even satisfy your woman naturally again. After sharing bills they still can't perform abi they should share performance again? Ikegwuru

🤣🤣🤣

Zonefree:
She try, but the truth is, I can't be with a woman this strong.

I love and want my woman to be feminine all round. I can't even date a woman that can effortlessly ON the generator and change over. That one na bandit.

Until you go on a business trip, leaving wife and children behind, you’ll understand why a woman should be physically strong 😂

Forget your husband. If the children misbehave tomorrow, people will ask, where is their mother?
Please keep talking, don’t stop correcting them, put them daily in your prayers.
Advise them daily, let them know why you’re doing all you are doing for them. One by one they will start picking.
Create as little time as you can, read with them, they will love it a lot.
God bless our mothers.

jmoore:
If this happened in Nigeria and 60% of super eagles players are white, some people will scream 'white people are taking our lands'.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄

ceejay10:
Whether it concerns Kenyans or not, let them give it to her wotowoto. It's only in Nigeria we glory suffering instead holding those responsible accountable. We are not ready for change.

🤣
They used the medium to remind Nigerians they don’t know their rights

Baronthecelebri:
They should hold the wife responsible

Why?

eluquenson:
When their currency is stronger than Naira, what do you expect from them.

Nigeria lost her glory long time ago

😭😭

Smartcitizen:




🤣🤣🤣🤣

Guy has anybody taken our lands from us just like the Fulanis took Kwara and placed a king there.
.
They also went further to ban every traditional worshippers activities there.

Nawaoo!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I always laughed when I heard Yorubas calling people cowards here because I've never seen any region where a state is taken from its owners and banned.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Na Igbos issues is their problem, Igbos wey Carry fulanis dey do suya for ABA o!

Try and leave your region small let your eyes open.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Please stop all these talk, it doesn’t fit well.
You are even laughing about it.
You are using Fulani for suya?

Bizzyybrain:
[1quote author=lilyheaven post=130710074]Even Benin 🇧🇯 republicans, see what hunger has done .
I do not like the spirit of our youths
Filled with fear and weakness.
Can’t we take back our heritage .
Imagine this type of insults, haa Benin republicans have joined to hate us. they no join to hate us but they hated us from origin just that they got the opportunity to exhibit it now.

😭😭😭😭

Even Benin 🇧🇯 republicans, see what hunger has done .
I do not like the spirit of our youths
Filled with fear and weakness.
Can’t we take back our heritage .
Imagine this type of insults, haa Benin republicans have joined to hate us.