Since they can manage 10k in a month, when it’s dropped by your sister,
I think you should be dropping 10k every week for them.
Save the rest in the bank for them.
The saved money will be used for medical check or any emergency that might arise.
Goodluck!

🤣🤣🤣
Wahala dey.
Because of iPhone, someone is disgracing his ancestors.
Imagine counting number of white he has seen and hug as an achievement.
You are not even proud of your skin deep
Just kill yourself for being a Nigerian.
I’m sure you hate your skin deep. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Go and see ENT department.
Hope you don’t have nasal polyps,,,

🤣🤣

AllBlack:


hey God! this one don already run conclusive diagnosis already. Nigerians got talent.

Taking a bold step

How did you know?
Were you the light bearer?
Why did you wait till it became multiple before speaking out?
Besides, he raped no one.

Are you the doctor?

Count imo men out from there,
Anyways, Enugu men are the best 🥰
I don’t know about others.

Zonefree:

Not just Enugu men...all men from the 5 eastern states are nice and responsible.

Saw only 8 African countries, where are the remaining?

I came back home after 2 years from work , was cleaning off dust, I came across a bottle of astymin syrup... I haven’t even opened it yet...
I used to buy all those stuff before to gain flesh 🤭🤭.
Open it, poured some in a cup and drank..
Check the expired date.... lo, it has expired since 2021.
What’s going to happen to me biko?
I just drank expired drug.
2021 is a long time ago


Been drinking water to pass enough urine

Allow her to play her play, it’s her time.
Going to school won’t stop her from playing.
Just remove dangerous objects away from her reach.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

RipMorosini:
Not everything is as it seems, for the most part people like this pastor have abused the privilege given to him by his dumb followers. I think it’s high time we call this people to order. If you want to do good, do it to the fullest and not have baked favor.

As we can see Christianity is all about the money. The whole stuff is all about empowerment.

The news was here in Nairaland, where the pastor asked them to relocate back home or any African university and complete their education, because the church was having fund issues.
But a lot of them refused, even Nairalanders encouraged them to stay back.
I believe, they thought bringing it to social media, will push those that encouraged them to stay back, to contribute funds for them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m sure some of them are here.
Let their Nairaland brothers, that insulted the pastor, contribute money for them.

I remember vividly, there was a time they were asked to relocate to African university, because the church wasn’t buoyant again to sponsor their education abroad, but many of them refused, why are they complaining now... I thought they had a plane B, and that’s the reason they refused to come back.

What others are praying for.
Baby girl is saving your money and time 😀.
Just make it soft, for easy digestion.
I’m sure she will like okra soup 🍲

She’s doing advert.

Wealthoptulent:
Make she arrange her POP.. LEAVE ASAP.
She has bn paid upfrontly ! Make she pass out ASAP, NYSC LIFE na SHEGE!
If person no be MUMU, u jus go school grab certificate, u no learn wisdom.
Shey online na e u suppose fess come? Asking if na LG or NYSC u suppose go, hmmm na CDS u fr go . Anamu


I didn't mean she should abscond with the money, but
Someone some where dey try run package with their account, she coming on line will make her suffer join , I doubt she go receive next 2 months accordingly cos investigation go Flag am down, bt if she had use discretion na lowkey dem fr reverse or as she pay back dem cover uo.. let wait fr next update..

Social media don make many lose SENSE!

Wahala ooo 😁
It means you will be scared of me, if you’ve known me in person .
I see that as an insult to my personality.
Anyways, I think some people are experts, when it comes to begging. While some don’t know how to ask.
Secondly, when you don’t ask or complain... people tend to think you have it all .

Thebadpolitican:


I go fear lady when nor ask for money unless I know she doing something or her parents is supportive

Giving a lady money or not doesn't make a lady a good person

Na waoh!
So ladies don’t work again,
Or do business?
Lady ask for money, problem
She didn’t ask for money, problem.
Make una the calm down small, haba!

Thebadpolitican:


The simple fact, and most guys live on the denial that they don't


They don't even ask themselves how the said babes that don't ask for money care for themselves

Go and marry her ooo
Stop wasting her time.
If you don’t want to marry her, tell her now, let her go and settle down with a serious person,
Before your follow human beings will start calling her evening news paper.

riverbird:
E be like say na only me get gf wey hardly ask me of any financial favors but keeps disturbing me with marriage talks

There’s nothing you can do about it.
The memory is already imparted in your brain.
Your lucky , you are not seeing him in your dreams.

Each time the feelings come, think about it, and enjoy the moment.
Don’t try to fight it, because the more you try to fight it, it will be behaving as if , it’s so important, it will keep coming.

Just relax and let it flow, gradually it will fade away.
But the truth is, once in awhile, it will just flash in your brain and disappear .

You are a trouble maker 🤣🤣

taylor89:
Na them know the real papa

Passive exclamation!

Ameoba300:


😂 What's sme sme....are you from the South?

Na carrot stew , I dey now.

adioolayi:
Na wa o...


Na to convert all cookings to concoctions...laced with red oil..



On a serious note, it's time we embrace the local tomatoes, especially in the southwest...go for the southwest grown tomatoes and not the ones from the North..yes, the northern ones are better , fleshy and less watery..but then, situations like this...no kill yourself...Yoruba tomatoes is equally good.

It's well

It can be annoying !

Firstorderwizard:
They should get there acts right then.
Your gender people can't be forming feminists and at the same time delegating skilled roles to men.
Like someone said up there.
45 years old aunty begging 15 years old boy to fix bulb for her in this age and time

It’s not their fault, it’s because someone is getting it done for them.
Many times it’s upbringing too.
Don’t touch it , don’t it.
They will grow up with fears.
My momma no send us , while we were growing up, we took care of our responsibilities, like bathing eating, wearing our clothes, etc
If you like don’t eat, nobody cares, na stream we dey go bath sef .
I started climbing trees when I was small, even coconut trees.😃
Come to plumbing work, I fix .
Small small electrical work at home, I fix them.
meanwhile , my husband who is a man that should be doing all these things , will be doing sme-sme-.

I have visited a woman once, they had power supply ooo... madam switch on TV , she said she doesn’t know how to do it, she’s waiting for her husband 🙄
I just weak for her.

Firstorderwizard:
I wanted to dismiss this thread as another nairaland redpillers stunt but sadly it's true.
Our girls are very poor in technology.
Simple home machines hard for them to manage.
Most of them can't operate ordinary water pumping machine at home

When you retire from service, you can play games tire, since you are hustling for more money.
for now...
But me ,,, any small time I get, I play game with it .
When I’m waiting for sleep, I just play game .

Divorce means you are granting her wings to fly.😀
She’s not going anywhere

Baronthecelebri:
good one, me divorce straight

Why will I rent another apartment because my wife denied me sex ?
I will bring the chick to my house.

tbambam:
Some foolish single mother that does not understand the joy of marriage are here calling the man broke ..that's why their life is pathetic . I don't support the domestic violence but married women denying her husband sex for God knows why is worse than a log of wood .. d few idiot nairaland female were blind to the fact she was collecting money from her ..

If you wife deny you sex , do not ask her for sex again, rent another apartment get another woman that's ready to satisfy you and go there . You will only take care of your kids and do anything for her when you feel like.

These same set of nairaland oloshos will be the first to complain if the man cheated .. women don't love men, average women are selfish, so far their needs are met , they don't give a Bleep about their husband .. women's love for you is conditional it's only a man that can love a woman without expecting any ephemeral gain..


The said man will face justice for not being smart , next time stay away from any woman that. Deny you sex , that's a divine sex from above you need to be satisfied elsewhere , but do it with wisdom

Private sectors have to increase salary too.
While prize of goods will increase.

slivertongue:
And what happens to those who ain't govt workers?

You are not a materialistic person.
I think you will be a natural person.
Try going on adventures,
Take a vacation to where you can climb mountains, water falls, village streams climbing mango trees 😂 that kind places will make you happy.
You can come take along because I love such things a lot.

boiz2men:


No, It's not ingratitude. In fact, I think it might be too much of gratitude and contentment but I'm not sure. I am very comfortable and appreciative of where I am, was, and came from. I used to be so ambitious but not anymore. The desire for more is now nonexistent yet what was already gotten isn't as exciting as one would expect. A part of me thinks it's because I am not materialistic.