FreeStuffsNG:
All these theory sef. Smh.

There's no way you will not both fill the roles of parent to each other at some point in time.

When the man is at his lowest ebb, he will first explain his predicaments to his wife and will rely on her for a measure of parental nurturing and vice versa for the wife too.

When spouses are celebrating milestones, the most important person they look out for in the audience is his or her spouse. That's the role children put their parents o.

He didn’t say wife or spouse.
He said girlfriend.

EmmyMaestro:


You sure say no be the time you go back of the church to lite up your weed, you come lite matches and you no off am well then everywhere come catch fire

Trouble maker 😆😆😆😆

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BigYash:
War don start for the trend already. Nairaland~Home of Tribal war...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bendeco2020:
Nice

@least FG have understood that they're united this time.

Those of you saying rubbish, you guys lack some sense.

Normally the poor masses suffers more during strike but the most important thing is to achieve the aim of the strike for better future.

They only suspended it for five days to negotiate with government.

If they should continue the strike for the next one month, can the poor people survive?
Can you afford to fuel your generator throughout the strike period?

Many business was affected just for a day strike and some of you are urging them to continue without considering the negative impact.

Please tell Nepa to restore power, strike is over.
It’s like news didn’t reach their end

Heyzee5:
Even police just dey watch them do their thing.....nice one, this country must work!! Na just the electricity wey them take now be issue.

😜😜

I’m still waiting

CocaineLord:
Sleeping with a Hot married woman who's been deprived of hot sex by her husband is one of the most blissful things ever.

😳

illicit:
U never sleep with me o....


🥵

🤣🤣

Front0lane:
Any how you diced it Alex Otti as not built half of the road Dapo Abiodun built. This is a separate issue on it own.

What I am saying on this thread is why there is so much noise on a 3.5 KM road while nothing is heard about a 27 KM n 8 KM road inaugurated at the same period.

Plus how come the best governor can only celebrate 3.5 KM while the worse like you Igbos claim is celebrating 10 times the KM of the best. Did you not see the anomaly in that ?!

You refused to celebrate yours, let those who knew how to celebrate, celebrate!

Front0lane:
Alex Otti Aguiyi Ironsi Road

Again I ask why is there so much noise about a 3 KM road ?

Because they never experienced such in generations.
They are contented and appreciates the little they have.

advanceDNA:


Ehnnn naaa..now u are just talking like the normal girls .. no need of pretence .....na una yansh go suffer am...money no go finish by God's grace
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Shaa no come back dey complain when boys say Dem na decent virgins Dem wan marry..

.. I no wan hear "it's not fair ooooo" is not the men that made us non-virgins??....mba oooo.....na una dey spread legs collect iphone oooo...

😂😂😂😂
Money no go finish,
Yansh no go finish too.
Na Una cry say, girls don collect all the money.
Una hard earn money just for 5 minutes pleasure.

advanceDNA:


mayb u should school me....so if one person doesn't initiate sex....how is it supposed to happen..are u saying is we should both pretend ??

So if U come to my house ...u use style to say."I will soon go ooo"... And I also pretend and say...."be going naaa"....madam..-How will the strong thing enter the place??

The bottom line is...u women want to fvck us too...but u just like monetizing sex....and using it as leverage for any other thing u need, making it look like u are just doing us a favour ..so we have to pay....

..can u suck your own pvssy, which many of u claim is sweeter than penetrative sex?
So..madam we are doing each other a favour....stop the pretense and let's fvck each other.... If payment will come ..it will come....

you are funny ooo
Una claim say Una get money, while women pretend.
It’s a game.
Let’ the game continue

advanceDNA:


Demand?? I don't get .....why do y'all pretend like u don't have hormones and never want to fvck in the first place?? U women pretend too much and it's quite irritating...

If u want to remain a virgin stay ur house and stay out of relationships.... no one is making anyone do what they dont want to do...

Yeah,we all have hormones.
But men are outspoken, they ask for it direct, they don’t pretend.

advanceDNA:
U cannot shame the shameless.....

Na them .."I know my worth"..yet you are broke AF.........I dont even understand how the brain of some pple works.....u dont have money to buy something yet you are being entitled and unappreciative to the person who bought it for you....

..no be wetin parasite see e go chop??

But he will demand for sex?
Since men won’t allow girls to keep their virginity for marriage, let them pay the price that comes with it with out complaints.

Kingsland24:
How much is one paint of gari in your area please.

Here in ikorodu is

Yellow gari....4000naira
White gari.....3500naira

This your bucket is a good one sef

MrSly:
Are you sure? In this economy.

Not possible,,
The person is not existing in this life right now..
I think it’s a spirit from Jonathan era that was typing.

Rapmoney:


Baba, 20k can comfortably give you five pots of different soups

20k with 5 pots of soup?
I don’t think so, not possible.
Except it’s water we are cooking 🤣

I saw people buying dried tomatoes in the market yesterday.
I bought too.
Now I can’t eat it.
I don’t even understand the taste.
Just wasted my money , energy and time.

Berrityga:
E high you

It’s not a highing drug stuff biko, just to boast immunity

Abitolola:
If you don't die by 3am, you'll be fine

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you

illicit:
It's not poisonous

Nothing will happen to you

Thank you.

eepeepook:
Did you finally gain flesh?

😂😅😅
I will just gain flesh, before I know I will have running stomach, then boom, I will lose weight again ☹️

AntichristXXX:
Let me get this straight: You went to work 2 years ago. And you only returned home recently? Curious to know what kind of work you do

Now to your question. Nothing will happen to you. The drug only became ineffective after the expiry date.

That said. You should check the expiry date before taking drugs not after taking them.

Thank you dear.
It’s posting work,,,

bigjackass:
are you still alive?

🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m here ooo

You are talking about fire,
No ventilation to start with.
Why would a human being pay house rent to live in such a prison yard

Zulu11zulu:
this place need to demolish to save my igbo brothers if 🔥 break out here na disasters.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kelechi009:


That is your future husband, you better take him seriously.

Someone serious boyfriend

Just enjoying my shell

illicit:
So u are celibate?

😉

illicit:
So u are celibate?

Yes ,

Biglittlelois:
A problem free life.

But peaceful

Gift96:
SOCIALLY AWKWARD

😀😀

thesicilian:

Even if he says it in Queen's English, he'll still not make sense.
He's embarrassed because his fellow Nigerians are speaking pigin English, the same pigin English that other foreigners are dying to learn. But he won't be embarrassed to see Russians or Chinese speaking their own version of English language.
The guy is lost