Giving birth doesn’t reduce period cramps for all , so you won’t be shocked if yours didn’t calm down after delivery 🤣🤣🤣

Jewessgratitud3:


Yeah.. my twin attested to it that since she started giving birth hers stopped.
I can't give birth now until I'm married so that can't work for now.

Stay away from sugary things , a week to your period. It won’t stop the pain totally, but It will help reduce pain .

Pepper no costly reach this one

johnmartus:
This useless disco are just a useless hopeless organization. Nigeria electricity supposed to be competing with what Nigeria are earning from crude oil of course we are the population. Many communities not see electricity light for 10 years even in urban areas you still can't guarantee 8 hours power supply. You keep increasing tariffs every month like you are selling pepper.

Anambra humans are chest beaters 🤣🤣🤣🤣Na today you know.

Bendeco2020:
And so

Who asked you?

Must you guys bring everything here to brag with?

The world class school he is building, is it not for his business?

Will Igbos or Anambrians be giving free education in the school?

Abeg you guys should grow up

Fry stone.
No eggs to waste

chopnaira:
So we should fry plantain 🤣

😆😆😆
You like what I like

BloomingDale:


Why lady, wwwwhhhhhyyyyy do you have my fav pic on your timeline? Wwwwwhhhhhyyyyyyy?

Like seriously 🤣🤣🤣

BloomingDale:


Remove men from this earth and it will be 90% crime free, almost a utopia. That’s why the Bible says there will be no marriage in heaven, cos there will be no men. Just one sex.

He is looking for mentions, a man that died @80 aged gracefully

BGSM:


Remember we are human, he’s now gone. It’s better we learn to forgive one another, no matter what he has done to you, please forgive him. If you think you ll never forgive him, tell us exactly what he has done to you.

I have never received gift from my family, but my best friend always do gift me, my husband and my in-laws are trying.🥰

Olodo24:
Is it normal that no one has ever gifted me anything on special occasions? I'm talking about Valentine, birthday and Christmas. I am 29, and since I became anything close to an adult, I've never had anyone care for me enough to show me love on these special days. Not from family, not from friends.

I am currently not dating and things are really rough for me right now, but I've gifted people in the past. I know some members here will say I'm feeling entitled to the outcome of other people's efforts, but that's really not the point. I just want to experience love and feel loved no matter how small. I can't ask for much.

Having people gift you things is a big flex. I'm not even talking about people coming through for one when one needs help because that one na long story.

So, guys, is this normal? Is it very much normal that feel unloved over this? I'm really over thinking it for sure, but I can't help it.

10k

20k
4Runner drinking fuel like horse 😭

Dead and buried?
Take it easy ooo
Nigeria is just sick
Chronic fever 🤪

saddler:



This man left Nigeria in 1984 because Nigeria was bad and now he came back to 2023 when Nigeria is dead and buried


Omo this man go like suffer i swear.

Which fathers house?
You want her to go back to her fathers house and start worrying her brothers wives 😆
No way, let her look for accommodation , and move in .

Johnycastro18:
Like, how can any man treat his wife in such a humiliating and embarrassing manner....

According to the post this incident between them have been going on for the past four years.....

If the woman is a nagging and disrespectful woman to him, instead of the beating and all that above, it would have been better if he ( the husband) sent her packing to her father's house, than all that drama above



That man need to be arrested ASAP

You are absolutely right,
I remember how many years I searched for job 😢
I registered for Ielt, I just wanted to leave this country, since I got a job, I forgot the Ietls, though I learnt a lot, but I don’t feel like leaving again 😀

Jewessgratitud3:
Soft life to hard life.

I guess when he got there and saw the pile of bills staring him in the face he had no choice but to grab the next available job.

If you are gainfully employed in naija, you don't need to japa. Japa is for someone who has no hope of ever getting a job in Nigeria. He'll appreciate any kind of job he finds there.

Thank You for counting

My room mate then, would finish one card at once due to menstrua pain

ednut1:
The way Nigerians abuse Pracetamol ehn. People take it in anticipation for potential headache omo. So many damaged liver and kidney

What drug are you taking to prevent pregnancy?

ADURA123:
Before you crucify me, pls check my previous two stories

https://www.nairaland.com/7833825/want-divorce-live-alone

https://www.nairaland.com/7842384/peace-ultimate-target-happy

The peace above only lasted for a week, then it done on me that this woman will never change, reading through comments on Nairaland shows that is a place to have fun not for some serious issues, but as the matter na here i start am, i say make i update una grin.

So finally i left my wife and took my three kids away from her and she may never see them until they are 20yrs, women should know that, is a man's world no matter what you try to do, the Nigerian society is program to favour the men, from law to traditional institutions.

Now, i found my self in the hand hand of a beautiful single mother of 1, 35yrs same with my wife and Halas, she is over the moon, she self na man pursue am last year November, her marriage lasted just 7yrs and guess what? she could not speak to her kid since then till now, is a man's world.

I am very careful but i know say no be pikin carry me go there, i am currently on drugs i cannot impregnate woman, but guess what>

Most of you suggested coz i couldn't satisfy my wife in the OZA room that could be the reason why she is misbehaving despite all i have done for her and still doing, naaaa, sex is from the heart, i barely last 20mins with my wife and struggle to go two round, the same me last Saturday i was almost killing somebody's daughter and person former wife grin.

Some of you requested i increase her monthly upkeep, i did, but for where, i just discovers she is not my kind of person and no match for my lifestyle, She has to look for another man to marry or remain single and f*ck around if she so wish.

The simple lesson here is that, both women are now carrying the Tag, DIVORCED WOMEN, while me as the man can still settled for a baby girl of 21yrs but God forbid, their ogbanje too much grin.....Married women should learn to do what your husband want, no juju pass that one, especially if the man is responsible and taking care of his responsibilities.

Adura ni ti gba....if you don't know me you can judge me.

🤣🤣

Fountainofyouth:
I like the fact that you stylishly didn't admit that you cheated, only that there's no evidence, swear with amadioha say you no cheat

You can divorce, your choice, but you can also forgive her since you know you also cheated on her.

Is that corn and okra, inside the pot

ZooOga:

We only have one loan plantain in the house now.😁

When I lived in England my Caribbean friends taught me how to make fish tea or fish head soup with green banana, the food cousin of plantain 😋

You haven’t eaten beans and plantain before?
You can enjoy it with palm oil( boiling method)
Or fried plantain with white beans plus stew.😋

EmperorCaesar:

This seems the best the best among all

Beans and plantain? Not sure I've tasted that before...that one go too sweet to taste like food

Devils compound 💃

Nice2023:




Pls,be careful.

If u think ur step mum loves u then u are deceiving yourself.

She is only looking for the perfect time to deal with u and deal with u seriously beyond ur imagination.

Don't give her ur money oh.

I am yet to see a good step mum...almost all of them are from the devil's compound.

Just now

money121:
How old were you when you realized that it's not "Mummy Oyoyo" but
"Mummy oh-you're home"?
Please don’t come and lie
🤣😂

but I still prefer mummy o yo-yo

You are fulfilling your destiny.
Poor you.
Insulting people is your destiny
🙄

Karlifate:



You're just foolish.

You know how to pray, yet your country is still in shambles.

Onye ara.

But I thought both party will enjoy the Bleep

jeromestarks:
I do that a lot.
Sometimes, I just want to refvck them. Other times, I just want someone to useless again and again. Nothing personal.

I hardly forgive wrong doings from girls. I always make sure they pay. Even if it took 10 years, they must pay bitterly (except they're dead).

Why is the rat looking so beautiful?

Redomi:
There is this big rat that comes every night to eat our cocoa pods. We have two cocoa trees in our compound. I killed the male rat last week and I killed the female today.
It is forbidden for any Ondo ekimogun born to eat the big rat. So I'm going to sell it off.

Lol

iHateFraudsters:


Make she go get 2nd husband na.

Who will live with the stigma? Me or her?

Are you saying you didn’t have enough space to adjust? Or turn your back on her.
Next time your path meets , she will give you a deep kiss.
She successfully aroused you 🤪

Who created him?

CoronaVirusPro:
Why I have concluded that God did not create everyone!

Where the fvck did dude get the fvckin inspiration!

You don’t use yourself as a yardstick.

omooba969:


This is ridiculous, there's nothing to fear about a dying patient.

That’s your business.
I verbalized my mind.
What you make out of it,, won’t stop December from coming.
Go ahead and insult people, that’s your destiny.
You will soon start your own prayers.

Karlifate:



I was not surprised when Sanwo-Olu used millions of Naira to buy rechargeable lights.


Just look at what a bloody homosapien thought & typed.

There’s no Licensed Nurse , that’s not aware that it’s unethical to pray for a patient, without the patient consent.
Let alone of a nurse practicing in UK.

I don’t think, she had a room to seek consent, the story said she was praying for a dying patient.
I guess, camera captured her, shouting blood of Jesus, blood of Jesus.... instead of doing basic life support, or administering a drug . And it was at that moment the patient kicked off.
I’m sure, it was out of fear she started praying, not really because she wanted to pray for the patient.

Goldenchyke:
A Muslim friend was very sick and I went to visit him. His situation was bad that he was rejected in hospital.

As a Christian who believe in the efficacy of prayer,I felt I should pray for him, but first of all I sought the permission of
the members of his family, and they gave me the go ahead, and I prayed .

When he recovered after some weeks, he came, thanking me for praying for him.

LESSON
Always seek people's consent before offering your prayers or even help . Unsolicited assistance can backfire.

They will surely give him another medal in his ghost 👻 world

APOPTOSIS:
Must have been an ardent & dedicated student of OSCAR PISTORIUS. This is what you get when you mix Calypso with Old Soldier. Deserves another medal.