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Romance / Re: This Married Man Has Been Disturbing Her To Get Down With Her, But She's Afr.... by lilyheaven: 9:41pm On Jun 27
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Nonexisting1:
You see that married man you have been chopping his money, you must fucck him. There's no running away from it. The evil that women do lives with them now.

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Romance / Re: This Married Man Has Been Disturbing Her To Get Down With Her, But She's Afr.... by lilyheaven: 9:38pm On Jun 27
It’s longer throat that will kill her

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Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: Let's Pay According To Our Ability - Southern Governors by lilyheaven: 4:50pm On Jun 27
Price goods doesn’t ask about ability
Education / Re: Animals That Sacrifice A Lot Before Giving Birth by lilyheaven: 8:58am On Jun 27
Olayinka8793:
I was already a brilliant student and a bookworm before the deafness hits me, reason why I haven't lost my ability to write well now that I am deaf. If your nephew is deaf but can read and write basic English, he needs all the help he can get to deepen and improve his English writing and comprehension by reading vigorously.
You are right, constant reading will improve his ability to his construction.
But he doesn’t like reading, he prefers watching movies.
He is in 3rd year in Unical,

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Education / Re: Animals That Sacrifice A Lot Before Giving Birth by lilyheaven: 8:20am On Jun 26
Procashtips:
And none of these animals go for ante natal
None is housed in an AC hospital room when it's time to deliver
None is assisted by 2 or more people
None is looked after with care until time for deliver
They still have to fend for themselves
They still have to run from predators
They still have to fight off males trying to sleep with them or kill their newly born.
That’s why we are higher animal.
We have moved from primitive life.

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Education / Re: Animals That Sacrifice A Lot Before Giving Birth by lilyheaven: 8:18am On Jun 26
Olayinka8793:
Yes, life and nature can be cruel/unfair.
What is your physical challenge if I may ask?
Mine is hearing loss/deafness
You write well.
My nephew can’t construct good grammar

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Properties / Re: Tallest Building In Ebonyi Abandoned By State Government by lilyheaven: 3:18pm On Jun 24
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Amah70:


Your other APC governors patch only roads in the state capital.

Otti understands the economic importance of good urban roads not only for state capital but for other cities in a state.

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Properties / Re: Tallest Building In Ebonyi Abandoned By State Government by lilyheaven: 6:15pm On Jun 23
Ebubu2:

He’s not dull. That man has started out very well.
300 Ebonyians going for scholarship in STEM courses in the UK
700 Ebonyians going for scholarship in Nigerian universities within the country.
Completing Dave’s stadium and Vanco flyover.
Took back popular Ebonyi state university teaching hospital back from Federal Government.
Increased Ebonyi state university university monthly subvention to 280 million monthly from 150million.
Took in 1,500 Ebonyians into civil service
Paid gratuities accumulating from 1996 when state was created.
Increased civil servants salary and paid 100k last December to each civil servant.
Revamped internal street roads, changed diesel traffic lights to solar.

Remodelled 39 public secondary schools in the state
Employed doctors nurses pharmacists in the state general hospitals found in each local government and gave the doctors prado jeeps each.

Abeg Ebonyi governments naturally from time immemorial don’t like paying for media hype. If you don’t come to the state or visit you will not know what is going on.

That project built 20 years ago just has a structural design default, it just deserves to be demolished, if you reconstruct e go fall.

We didn’t hear all these in the media, only road they patched up for abia, they no let us hear word
Religion / Re: Why Do Nigerians Become Less Religious When They Travel Abroad? by lilyheaven: 5:12pm On Jun 23
Namaster:
Ask the average Nigerian to describe their idea of God and Jesus and 99.9% of them would describe a WHITE man.

When they travel abroad, they are surrounded by white people. They are in heaven. The fact that 100% of the problems plaguing them in Nigeria has already been solved by the white people in the new country HELPS.

Religion reigns SUPREME where poverty and ignorance is prevalent. The poorer and less educated a people are, the more susceptible they are to religious MANIPULATIONS.

That's why the core Northern parts of Nigeria is a hot bed for religious EXTREMISM. Poverty and lack of education makes them easier to brainwash.
My grandfather once said, we are wasting our time and resources going to church in order to enter heaven, he said heaven is white man land.
I have been reasoning about that.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians To Start Using Three-in-one ID Card August, Says Official by lilyheaven: 10:12am On Jun 22
tiswell:
Another upgrade for yahoo boys to fleece Nigerians of their hard earned money.


APC really have nothing to offer nigerians
Same thing, that came to my mind.

The other boys are already thinking and making plans on how they will breakthrough.
The good and the bad side of every decision

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Health / Re: PCOS: Should I Tell My Parents About It? by lilyheaven: 3:19pm On Jun 20
Exceptional300:
I’m seriously thinking of this as well. I don’t want to be caught in any complexities
give her belle
Family / Re: My Wife Doesn’t Respect Or Love Me Any More And I Think I Caused It by lilyheaven: 8:10pm On Jun 17
ScotHarvath:
Sex is another issue, I always have to beg for it and when I raised the issue in anger she said I can be going to get it from other girls.

I really don’t think most Nigerian girls deserve or want a cool headed man. They will show you shege.

Thinking back and seeing only the things I did I can only can myself a fool. Helping with the chores, helping with the kids, revealing everything about my finances to her, standing up to her family for once admonishing her, spending too much time with her and trying to make her my everything.


Friends have taught me a lot in this life which I why I chose to avoid friends and focus on my wife and family but this woman is making those same guys I abandoned for her call me a fool.


If there’s an altercation, she turns on off the TV and sound system so the neighbors can hear everything.


Is it wrong to be a good man and want your wife to be your best friend.

If this marriage finally fails, the next woman I will date will see another version of me
It’s because you are always available.
Try to be scarce please.
Stop all those chores, if you’re not appreciated.
If she can’t serve you food,,, eat out before coming home.
Try and be happy always, don’t let anyone make you sad.
If you can’t have sex outside, try mastubation.
Family / Re: How Do I Chase Away My Inlaws From My House by lilyheaven: 3:07pm On Jun 16
Wakatumbit:
My wife gave birth and her mom has been staying with us for the past 3 months, we have dedicated our baby already and my wife has even learnt to bath the baby and do things by herself when it comes to the baby.

I don't have an issue with the mom staying with us but ever since she came my wife's siblings has been coming to the house, her elder brother and sister and sometimes they stay up to a week.

With the two of them that makes us five in the house and feeding five people in this economy is not easy. I just looked at my bank statement this evening and in the last 2 weeks I've spent over 250k on expenses, from feeding to fuel, to baby food. If it's just me and my wife we won't be spending that much.


I'm thinking of telling my wife to tell her brother and sister to go leaving only they mom and they shouldn't be coming at all, they can visit but they shouldn't stay.

My family doesn't come around a lot and when they do visit, they don't even stay the night.

But I don't want to make it look like I'm a bad person, so how do I chase them away codedly
If your wife is not working,
Tell her you would like her to follow her mom home, that you want to do some interior design in the house,, you will come and pick her and the baby up when you are done

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Family / Re: How Do I Chase Away My Inlaws From My House by lilyheaven: 3:02pm On Jun 16
Chizy12345:
feed them once in a day at 4pm. they will use indirect way and leave your house
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I think he should just ask his wife to follow his mom home and continue the omogho there.
He will come and pick them up when he is done with the business he is doing

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Family / Re: How Do I Chase Away My Inlaws From My House by lilyheaven: 3:00pm On Jun 16
Lalami3232:
While others are advising you rightly and wrongly, let me use this medium to enlighten my fellow men nationwide with the good news. OP did you meet her as a virgin? If NO, then the sentence below is also for you.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall
DNA law, you didn’t hear money to feed in-laws have finished?

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I’m just wondering how he is feeling about it.
Properties / Re: My Landlord Is Endangering The Health Of Everyone In The Compound. by lilyheaven: 1:19am On Jun 16
Ask him if getting a plumber is the issue?
Get a plumber and fix it, let him deduct it from your house rent.
You need to breathe fresh air .

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Health / Re: Man Cries Out As He Shows Off 1000 Bags Of Water He Uses To Bathe In Lekki by lilyheaven: 9:06pm On Jun 15
FeliciaOja:
LMAO grin grin grin grin

I used to refer to Island as " Rich Man Prison"
You want to buy snacks you have to drive all the way to supermarket lol
No kiosk or Aboki in those areas

Anything you want is out of reach
So it forces you to order for anything to be delivered to your house.

One time I went to island for acting movie.
We spent 1 week shooting film
The water coming from the tap was brown in color.
Nobody wanted to touch the water
We thought the brown color came from sewage pipe. But it had no smell.

Luckily for us, there is a well inside that compunond. We had to use the well and put buckets outside whenever rain fall.

That was when I realized that all that glitters is not gold. Mainland is bae kiss
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Family / Re: I Want To Leave My Marriage by lilyheaven: 1:11am On Jun 15
UjuJoan2:


That's because the woman is suffering from Stockholm syndrome, and the typical Nigerian woman "i must stay married " mentality.

That's why I always say have your money as a woman, e get why!

If this woman had the means she would have moved her kids to a different state or even country, and be relaxing. Oga will use his hand to carry his draws and come there!


If she leaves or stays, she’ll will still be the one to take care of her responsibilities.
A man at 50 , that can’t provide any financial assistance, won’t provide tomorrow except miracle happens.
That money she has saved for divorce and house rent, let her use it for business.
Family / Re: I Want To Leave My Marriage by lilyheaven: 12:41am On Jun 15
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Family / Re: I Want To Leave My Marriage by lilyheaven: 11:23pm On Jun 14
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Family / Re: I Want To Leave My Marriage by lilyheaven: 11:14pm On Jun 14
Kobojunkie:
She has never stayed in her marriage yet she is seeking legal divorce from this man. 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

2. So what? She has had a change of mind and decided it is no longer worth it for her to remain tied to such a situation. Why are you having a problem with that or feeling that she should be reminded of her original decision? 🤔

3. Nonsense! Na the father-in-law she marry abi na the man wey she talk say she no wan follow do marriage with she dey married to? 🤔

4. If the lady's husband agreed to marry her without a job or business to her name, wetin be your own business or complaint naw? The man agreed and married her that way so why pretend she is somehow to blame for that now? Why una dey like reason like this for Pete's sake?🤔

There’s still room for reconciliation.
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Travel / Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Yenagoa, Bayelsa's Capital City by lilyheaven: 8:50am On Jun 14
Nailly:


Bayelsa is bigger than 10 Nigerian States

See this Map.

Oya tell me what you mean by tiny.

Despite the fact that Bayelsa is a very new State doesn't make it small all because it's among the newest States.

Bayelsa is upto 28 years old.
She has grown up already.
Her mates have married husband, does she want to become evening newspaper 😄
- (in nairaland male voices)
Family / Re: I Want To Leave My Marriage by lilyheaven: 8:11am On Jun 14
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Family / Re: I Want To Leave My Marriage by lilyheaven: 10:29pm On Jun 13
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Health / Re: Damola Ilesanmi: UK-Based Nigerian Man Dies Few Days To Resumption Of A New Job by lilyheaven: 10:04pm On Jun 13
hkidola00:
is this thing only applicable to africans or what are you saying footballers transfers all over the world are announced before even signing and you dont see them die
As in eeh, some one can’t die in peace again.
Car Talk / Re: Naija Roads Vs Tesla Self-driving : Naija Man Tests Self-driving On The Road by lilyheaven: 6:00pm On Jun 13
Kingluqman:
But I say NO to Oyo-Ogbomosho road.. Na trailer go jam am
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