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Politics / Re: APC Mourns Member, Others Who Died In Custom Rice Stampede by lilyheaven: 12:03am On Feb 26
grin
TrustNone:
if she happens to come back from the dead during next presidential elections, she'll still vote Tinubu
by then Tinubu will be a young boy
Politics / Re: APC Mourns Member, Others Who Died In Custom Rice Stampede by lilyheaven: 12:03am On Feb 26
Because of Rice!!!!
I can never buy anything from customs , no matter how cheap they place it.
They are selling someone’ sweat 😓. Who knows the lamentations the owner of the rice placed on the sized rice.

tuoyoojo:
APC's policy literally killed her

If she was told she would loss her life because of APC, she may not have believed

My deepest condolences to the bereaved

Elections have consequences

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Romance / Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady Disproves Okafor's Law At NYSC Camp (photo) by lilyheaven: 11:48pm On Feb 25
Provided it was shined properly.
She never went back because she wasn’t shined properly.
In fact, she was the shiner .
walexy14:



Okafor's Law of Congodynamics. C 1 P = C ∞ It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.(emphasis on properly).
Family / Re: My 13 Years Old Has Become Terrible! I Want To Send Her Back To Nigeria by lilyheaven: 6:28pm On Feb 24
Aki you are right!
phorget:
Dont just send her to Nigeria but send her to a village where she will have to go to the farm,fetch water from the stream, cook with firewood, feel the bite of mosquitoes and tsetsefly, attend village schools and then learn your local language and culture. By the time she is done experiencing all these then she will become a changed person and beg you to come to her rescue.
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Health / Re: Rebecca Sekidika: Rivers First Class Graduate Dies A Week To Her UK Travel by lilyheaven: 6:23pm On Feb 24
Ibuprofen on ulcer patient?
God saved you from vomiting blood.
Back to the story, this family didn’t sign consent for general Anesthetics, they have to sue them to court.
larryking78:
May her soul rest in peace. But this is too painful...imagine this beautiful girl. Had she known, she would just go to UK like that, once it comes to tube Introduction I decline it because of different sad news have heard on the procedure. May God comfort the parents.



My advice, don't let the voice of "this is my job and profession by anyone scare you,
Whenever you are about to be treated in the hospital, try to question the doctors, or the nurse before treatment. This may be the only thing that will save you from mistake..I know it can be hard but summon the courage to know what they want to give you or your children before they do. If possible in jiffy quickly go online and search the usefulness of the drug.

I had Ulcer issue when a physiotherapist decided to call himself a Doctor, and was administering ibuprofen drug as a minor pain killer, but the pain was not that aggravated or severe pain, meanwhile in administering such drugs measures should be there for controlled usage but no caution was given, this caused ulcer in the stomach for a while back then, I could not fast for 2 years. But today, Thank God for wisdom and how I managed it. I am Hale healthy and Fine now.

May God have mercy upon us.

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Business / Re: FG Stops Export Of Cooking Gas To Reduce Price by lilyheaven: 8:55pm On Feb 22
They are full of talks, no implementation
Bobloco:
His words: “We are interacting with critical stakeholders to ensure that there is no exportation of LPG.

“All LPG produced within the country will have to be domesticated. And when this is done, the volume will increase and of course, the price will automatically crash.

“I am in contact with the regulation, NMDPRA, we hold meetings almost on daily basis, and the producers such as Mobil, Chevron, and Shell. So there is that hope that things will turn around. We don’t need to make noise about it.”


From the above statement, they are yet to even implement it.

What are they waiting for
Food / Re: What Meal Can You Make With ₦1,000? by lilyheaven: 7:55am On Feb 20
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Ogiame:
Let me break it down according to how today's economy will permit me.

Raw Eggs - 2 (N150 per one)

Fresh Pepper - (N100 will do if you are not a Yoruba person)

Power Oil - (200 smallest sachet)

Ripe Plantain (2 seed 400)


But if you are a heavy eater, or a glutton, you fit thief Yam from any Mallam wheelbarrow.
Politics / Re: Hardship: I Honestly Don’t Know Why The Southeast Is Quiet - Usman Yusuf by lilyheaven: 10:28am On Feb 18
Whatever, Edo is not crying
aswani:


Can you please remove Ẹdo state from whatever nonsense generalisation you are making.

Yes you fooled some of them but they have now seen your true agenda and are no longer beholden to your rancid Obidient mantra.

LP is dead in Benin as that was the only place where they fleetingly had some traction.

Know this and know peace.

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Politics / Re: Hardship: I Honestly Don’t Know Why The Southeast Is Quiet - Usman Yusuf by lilyheaven: 10:17am On Feb 18
Imagine 😃 when south east and south south especially Edo state, were shouting, west and north were making jest of them.
successmatters:
Maybe the Prof has been deaf.

The SE has shouted themselves hoarse during the run up to the elections, no need to talk again.

Breakfast time, all man must keep quiet and eat. grin

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Religion / Re: Why Did You Reduce Or Stop Going To Church? by lilyheaven: 9:11am On Feb 18
I haven’t been going, any time I decide to go, there’s always one project that will require money.
Luckily I changed location, I never enter any church since last year, let me Rest small from their charges
GodThankYou:
I haven't stopped but church has changed a great deal, don't get me wrong money is essential to promote God's work but now it seems the only thing churches care about is devicing various means to seek for money.. very distressing

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Food / Re: How Many Fufu Can You Finish? by lilyheaven: 4:28pm On Feb 15
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Uploading for you to look na 😃
eliyke:
uploading for him/her to eat or what?
Career / Re: UK Signs Deal To Allow British Lawyers Practise In Nigeria by lilyheaven: 2:19am On Feb 14
Why are you so bitter , ?
I’m not the source of your country failure.
If your country was man enough, to be dependent, they won’t be running away from their fathers land
.
Instead of staying back to fight what rightly belongs to them, they are running away like coward.
watched the Nigerian nurses making noise about verification that would linger them before leaving Nigerian, but they have never for once protest about the bad condition of their working environment., nor poor remuneration.
Your country is only champions in insulting one another which you are not exempted .
Imagine your leaders signing Uk lawyers to practice in your country, meanwhile, yours can’t do same.

Your ancestors were so foolish to allow them take away your crude products in the name of refining, is your country prohibited from refining their own oil?
Even at your age you are still a slave to your white master.
Have you applied for visa?
Happy valentines


Kushites:


No, YOU don't have what it takes to be a man.

Because you're a born slave.

One thing you should understand is that COLONIALISM is a system designed by the coloniser to rule over you and exploit your natural resources to enrich the colonising nation.

THAT IS WHAT COLONIALISM MEANS.

A coloniser is NOT there to develop your country.

He is there to loot your resources to build HIS country.


So expecting that they will develop your industries and infrastructure etc, shows you are extremely ignorant and not very smart at all.

If they came to develop your country, Nigeria would been fully developed by independence!!

Or was 100 years not enough for your white master to develop a country?

What happened to his magical powers?

Ewu.






Career / Re: UK Signs Deal To Allow British Lawyers Practise In Nigeria by lilyheaven: 12:21am On Feb 14
We don’t have what it takes to be independent, they want to recolonize us.
This time around, it will be brutal
Coldspice:
We do IELTS to attend their schools but one blockhead is signings deal that will allow their lawyers practice here.
Politics / Re: AFCON: As We Celebrate Victory, Let's Prepare For Long Trekking - Hilda Dokubo by lilyheaven: 10:06pm On Feb 10
Honestly, going to farm is not an issue, but security should be provided for farmers
Built2last:
A lot of people think the Shegge has started.

Wait till 6 months from now.

Every measure proposed by this gang of clueless thieves are temporary measures.

You hear things like Tinubu has ordered that food bank be opened for Nigeriand to have food. Daft idea. What happens when the food bank is gone.

How about you deal with insecurity so farmers can confidently return to farm. Deal with Dollar consistent rise.

What do I know
Politics / Re: Cairo Ojougboh Dies Watching Super Eagles Against South Africa by lilyheaven: 10:36am On Feb 08
This is what I do ooo
I don’t know how people used to comfortably watch football without hurting their heart.
GanagiBitrus:
RIP to him.

Pls once you notice yourself unusually tensed up watching S/Eagles, just switch to Cartoon Network or comedy, etc.

After the match, you can comfortably relax with a bottle of wine & watch the replay.

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Politics / Re: FG Laments High Cost Of Food by lilyheaven: 8:43pm On Feb 06
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I shock ooo
kokoA:
shocked shocked FG dey lament to? Ah! So who shall we run to now? There is God o.
Politics / Re: Naira In Transition, Not Jinxed – Bismarck Rewane by lilyheaven: 3:35pm On Feb 06
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devilmaycry:
Long talk
Naira go come back to normal abi e no come ?
Business / Re: Is This Behavior Normal In Lagos? (pics, Video) by lilyheaven: 6:29pm On Feb 02
Which one is lie?
Next time I’m going to buy crate tomatoes, I will go with a friend , who will snap them collecting money from me
Lomprico2:


Where for oilmill? See lie o!
maybe you always buy small quantity.
Business / Re: Is This Behavior Normal In Lagos? (pics, Video) by lilyheaven: 3:24pm On Feb 02
If you go to oil meal market in port harcourt to buy tomatoes or pepper or onions.
If the quantity is about 1 paint bucket they will collect 100 - 200 naira from you depending on the quantity.


When I went to borokiri market to buy a bag of crayfish, I was charged 200 naira, they said its for parking space. Though I don’t know if they charge people on foot. Yet agbaro there didn’t allow me Rest. They wanted more money 😃😃😃

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Politics / Re: Isaac Fayose: With $1 (1400naira) I Can Eat 2 Eba, 1meat, 1 Ponmo & 1 Pure Water by lilyheaven: 10:22pm On Jan 31
But local foodstuffs are not cheaper either.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Why Dangote Refinery Is Buying Crude Oil From The US by lilyheaven: 5:51am On Jan 31
He is a Nigerian, but he lives abroad purchases goods abroad, medical services abroad, but he wants Nigerians to purchase Nigerian goods to grow Naira.
Is he prohibited from growing naira?

jmoore:
Reno Omonkey, speaking from both sides of the mouth.

The clown said we should stop patronizing mtn. But he wants Dangote to use dollars to import crude oil.

The olodo wants everyone to use globacom but he doesn't want Dangote to use only Nigeria crude oil.

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Politics / Re: Marketers Will Pay Naira For Dangote Fuel, Says IPMAN by lilyheaven: 9:57pm On Jan 23
That’s all I want to know.
longetivity:
When will Dangote fuel hit the market
Travel / Re: Explosion Rocks Kidandan, Kaduna, 10 Children Injured by lilyheaven: 9:42pm On Jan 20
Hmmm
Celebrities / Re: Marital Crisis: AY Makun And His Wife Mabel Unfollow Each Other On IG by lilyheaven: 2:54pm On Jan 19
He needs eyeglass 🤣🤣🤣
Zanzibar1:

Positioning for pictures alone is a talent. You no see say the picture fine?
Health / Re: Video Showing Nigerian Caregivers Abusing 89-Year-Old Granny Lands Them In Jail by lilyheaven: 8:09am On Jan 19
Nursing a human is a calling, it’s not for everyone, but people go into it to earn money, not really to care. You see some of them in the hospital
franchasofficia:
There are more humane ways to handle the woman.


From age 80, most humans become kids and start to act like kids, and at that stage they need compassion and not cruelty.


If you are empathetic in life, no matter what, you will never maltreat anybody even when they push you to the extreme.


Empathy makes us humans.



Can you handle your own mother that way, ask yourself that.



The woman is in agony due to health challenges arising from old age, she need compassionate care and empathy to care for her. Don't support evil in the name of race.


If a caregiver treats your own aged mother that way how would you feel? Will you be happy to watch it?



If you wish to grow old, have it at the back of your mind that you might be in similar mental state like that aged woman they were rough handling. Yes some aged people are more difficult than others to care for, but if you have empathy, you will always try to treat them passionately.

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Romance / Re: My Wedding Invitation Card To All Nairalanders(photo) by lilyheaven: 2:21pm On Jan 18
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cocolacec:
Ghost married to his fellow Ghost.
Food / Re: Can You Fry These Two Without Tasting Them? by lilyheaven: 9:30pm On Jan 16
Yes ! before breakfast
No! After breakfast.

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Single Mother by lilyheaven: 8:59am On Jan 14
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Chimezie198:
She came to introduce her kids to their new stepfather
Romance / Re: This Bad Practice Among The Poor. by lilyheaven: 6:27pm On Jan 07
Please differentiate 🤣🤣🤣
Nicepoker:
Op when a poor man is about to cum. Its always different from a rich Man's cum. grin

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Health / Re: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by lilyheaven: 8:52pm On Jan 06
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Incoherent message
EmperorCaesar:



What are u always saying sef and to whom

shocked

Health / Re: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by lilyheaven: 3:31pm On Jan 06
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Temptations!!!
Jewessgratitud3:


I've been trying to do that o. One woman now go and use big cola to do new year for me few days to this thing, I now drank it undecided i

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