₦airaland Forum

ChizzyBuna:
Nothing for Ronaldo
No ballin, No FIFA, nothing
Na only one TikTok award him win. Imagine tiktok giving you consolation award

Datboredberry:
Before I rant::

I'm a girl... I like and date mostly boys (so I'm focusing on them)... I'm eighteen, so I like and boys between 18-25... I'm from a southern state... I rarely judge...

My observation::

I recently travelled back home, to my state... I'm living in my family home in a small quiet town... Correction, it was quiet then... Now, it's just one big nightclub!

Before, I've been residing in Abuja... The boys there are from all over the country... They are just okay... Some are wayward, others aren't... An average score of 5/10... I hardly liked any...

Where I am presently, every boy who's my age mate is a yahoo boy!!!

It's insane! The dreads, the ripped jeans... These would be normal to me because I'm liberal but I'm smart enough to know that this is the signature look of yahoo boys...

This afternoon I went out... There's a neighbour who's about 21-23... He's really cute (I find dreads attractive)... He's been looking at me a lot too... But he's a yahoo boy... He hangs out with a rough crowd... And he's UNDATABLE!!! Because yahoo boys are into rituals and therefore predators...

And nearly 80% of the boys here are like him... Young, poor, desperate and dangerous...

I also found out that the South South States are hot... In pidgin, "most of the boys don cast"...

Delta (Warri, Abraka, Sapele esp.), Bayelsa, Port-harcourt, Edo (Benin esp.), etc...

Not to mention the Western states and even those to the East...

Girls my generation, it would be very difficult to find someone to date... Especially the good girls...

Even the bad boys in Abuja and the other Northern states, most were Southerners...clout chaser..rest in Jesus name

Good boys are nearly extinct in Nigeria...

gimakon:
I did not bother to read all your shit you wrote. Dunce.
Na you openly say you go Bleep bobrisky for money, you come here day rant nonsense. Mugu

killmods:
Even the ugliest girls get dicked just that she might not have a personal one like a boyfriend/lover But they get fvcked. I doubt no guy comes her way.

gimakon:
Your ex is your ex, I am Me. There is a big difference, and to add to it, I don't know who your ex was. And yes, there is no way you'd have something with the opposite sex, and sexual intercouse wouldn't follow. I don't know what you mean by that. So these assumptions and whatever else should be thought of and answered by you only. You understand?

These lovely ladies in Ghana won't allow me to be gay, sorry. They are too homely to let you think of shagging my fellow man.

Good evening, have a nice life.

gimakon:
E pain am. Omo aleh. Bastard Oshi

gimakon:
Shay u day even think at all? Wait I wan ask you something, with all these beautiful girls way full outside , way soft, You go free them day fuck_ your fellow man thru nyash? How una wan use Born children? Better Toto no day hungry you?

Whats this one even saying? Oga , if gay work day sweet you, start from now day check yourself, Beautiful girls full outside , and not Bobrisky.
Mxm

softwerk:


Even if I'm paid N1,000,000.00 cash I will never eat this food!

Anytime I think of Bobrisky, I am disgusted by the thought of a leaky anus!

God punish Bobrisky!

Starz825:
You can imagine... Norwich wey everybody dey Bleep with

gaddafe:
In a sane country, investigation is supposed to start from you. The robbers know you very well. They might even be as close as your brother or something of that nature. This is not a miracle, if it were, God would have saved you and your friends. The robbers know you were coming from church, they also know the exact time you will be returning. Smh

dacblogger:
That is what Exes always thinks...
My ex keeps saying that to me... That he doesn't like meeting up whenever he comes to my state because I'm married and don't want me to do something bad not knowing that I learnt after marrying my husband that my ex is not good at sex

Bizman305:
The real question is... Why do you want to meet him up when he doesn't feel the same way? Why do you think towards sex immediately while he is concerned about your marital status. Aunty, you got your priority all wrong.
Just two seconds... You are already comparing him to your current husband sexually while the young man is just being respectful.
I hope for your husband's sake, that you aren't missing your ex badly.
You want to meet up yet you claim your husband's satisfys you.
Women!!! Who una kill no dey bleed.

Hisbah21:
guy face the fact..something fishy about his wealth

Joeyfizzo:
Wow ..I know this guy in Uniport....he had a 1st class in Chemistry with a CGPA of 4.99....wow! Gud to know he majored in his field

Karlovych:
India!!
Drugs!!
Developers again!!

aidameoryou:
Which money are you talking about
Didn't you read the part it said they met while working at fastfood abi na supermarket chain.

Which money she get

Favfables1:
Why are all of you up there thinking that the guy is in this for her money? Why can't y'all consider the fact that theu could actually be in love? And besides sef,would y'all say the same thing if it was the reverse?

Congratulations to them btw

Iyaebe:
Where did I write that I don't like light skinned men?I use EXTREMELY in my statement,as in extremely darkskinned.

Iyaebe:
I don't like short men and I dislike extremely darkskinned men,so I don't like both of them. Wizkid is a wicked soul too because he disrespects women and breeds children out of wedlock,wandecoal is fat too and you know what they say about fat men bedroom skills.

Bobmarie:
You conveniently ignored where she spoke about the double standards of men regarding this subject. When it was Kim, they tore her to pieces, now it’s Ye, he’s getting praised.


Can you for once read to comprehend before believing anyone hates you? You lot are not even worth hating. Get over yourself.

Iyaebe:
This is what makes you a complete bad boy