₦airaland Forum

Cossybob:
These kinda text messages always comes when you hit the right spot during s*x...

Bro you are a Legend

Fuckthamods:
Fled to where?
Like as if sanwo olu won't do the same if he were in our shoes.. Let him do something about traffic it's unbearable these days.
Fück everyone in this over populated state that doesn't wanna go back to where they came from and fück the ones planning to come in next year

Lamanii22:
Loool... Okay

MissGhosted:
Shut up ya dirty mouth like unwashed toilet. Ugly monster like you. Broke short idiot. Mumu see as you resemble troll set. Animalistic ape. Lover kee your mama! Ode

IAmStrange:
Wow! So beneficial

I saw this post and reloaded the page and behold!!

my Phone has transformed into a Chevrolet Camaro

iTearHerToto:
Have you tried HIV test




Pukes

mhizsuzzy:
because he looks gay even to me a woman

TheFacelessMan:


Centuries back, I was almost lynched and burned at the cross by the dreaded Ku Klux Klan KKK.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImpracticalMemorableCottonmouth-size_restricted.gif

This is a true life story of survival...

Edoziesmart:
He is a guy of course. Probably, all this guys between the age of 16 to 25 who are perverts and like using female account in order to get nvde pics from random brainwash and uncivilized Nigeria teen girls online.

ghettokid1:
U know, when a lady takes the sperm from the mouth it passes through the monumental fracture, causing what we call cyclocosminamyd which grows a lady's breasts and pussy.
cyclocosminamyd when digested well can give/provide the girl the ability/energy to work .
Therefore taking from the mouth is better

NaijaOlosho:
Oya tie your dick and keep one corner

When u don get money u chop am

NaijaOlosho:
This sweet pussy is not for poor men na

Can't you understand

What do you do for a living sef

sonofanarchy:
That day I will never forget 25th march 2015,I was returning from work, suddenly I stepped on a land mine jeez I was panicking and then something strucked my mind to jump, within a twinkle of an eye I jumped only for me to discover what I stepped on wasn't land mine but the lies about to be dropped here..

trutht828:
If physical appearance forms the fulcrum of your so-called standards, then you may find yourself being single at above 30 or ending up as a baby mama to a physically handsome man, who may not be mature enough to be a husband or may not be ready for commitment.

You've been on this forum for some time now, which means you are not a child anymore; don't you think it is high time you snapped out of those childish, unreal, nollywood-inspired expectations?

seunmohmoh:
Coming of age= I admired young cute athletic white man. Now = I want to get married to a very cute white guy and have kids.

That's what changed- KIDS

Ishilove:
Sister computergeek, to be sincerely honest...the below was my list when I was younger and still had stars in my eyes.

Tall
Dark
Handsome
Stinkingly rich
Muscular
Dick_ must be the size of orobo Pepsi bottle (make me walk like a duck, honey)
More intelligent than I am.
A lover of arts
A man on fire for God.

I read romance novels briefly in my teens but I abandoned them because I could not connect with them. Why does the hero always have to be handsome? Is love meant for only handsome people? I would read M&B, and then after reading look round and still see the same strong, sun hardened faces of my Nigerian brothers who didn't have the faintest idea about chivalry. Chivalry is dead. [

Bleh. Romance novels fill your head with nonsense.


And then I grew up! With maturity comes a more realistic worldview. Many times God doesn't give us want we want but what we need. He works in mysterious ways and he knows what will benefit us, even when we are crying and tearing our hair and demanding...nay, begging for the perfect man. He doesn't give us the perfect man; he gives us the man who is perfect for us.

Nature strives for balance, which is why opposites attract. That's why introverts attract extroverts. Garrulous people attract taciturn people, hot tempered folks cope best with cool as ice people. That's why you must always factor the Maker of All Creation itself when choosing a partner, and ultimately, allow Him to select for you. TELL HIM THAT YOU ARE GIVING HIM PERMISSION TO LET HIS PERFECT WILL BE DONE.


With maturity my list evolved to-

God fearing. A man on fire for God.

Comfortable (who stinking rich epp? ) I have a well paying job, Mr Right must have one too.

Intelligent. No compromise on that one. God help you your kids take after your less than intelligent partner. You will spend all your money on private tutors.

Must be a tiger in za oza room. The size of his jabulani didn't seem so important anymore, as long as it worked well and could make me purrrrr like a satisfied pussy...cat

One who complemented me in every way amd would take me as his lover, companion and best friend.

That definitely made more sense than big dicked, muscular fellows who would probably end up losing all those toned muscles, replacing them with Uber flabs, and then become unattractive to me in middle age. Come with all your flabs and warts so we know what we are having from the outset.

Manadan0000:
I'm a cool guy, tall, dark skinned and i thank God to some extent am good looking, i can't stand attitude from some girls and i think this has cost me alot of relationships and friendship.

The moment a girl say no to my love proposal, I feel bad and hurt that sometimes i delete their numbers, i can't keep female friends because the moment they visit, i feel the urge to ve sex with them, am an introvert that does not really know how to play with a girl like a maga, i do it average.

I'm still managing life so i only hang out once in a while. This attitude of most times leave me bored and lonely that to some extent i start looking for numbers of the ladies i deleted to call them again and try my luck. For example if i meet a lady and we get talking, i expect her to call me too atleast once in a while or even flash, chat me up and i shouldn't be the one following her around. Again it shouldn't be the usual hi, yes, ok, k replies/conversation from her.

I really wonder how do some guys keep asking a lady out for months, then get fried zoned and they re cool with it and cope fine? I find it impossible, especially when a lady feel i can't do without her or she's doing me a favour, i just dump and delete her to clear her doubts. This pride and anger has cost me alot and i don't know how to work on it, a babe am close to who always give me good sex came the other day and refused to allow me touch her, i got angry when she left and deleted her number, sometimes i get so angry i say annoying insultive things to get this girls upset then i go bacj and apologize.

The other day a lady begged me money, i broke up with her because she started avoing me when i said i don't ve, I've deleted her number and retrieved it more than four times because the thought of the good sex we had keep coming into my mind, is this normal and how do i work on myself to be a bit patient?
Is this anger, pride, low self esteem, being childish or Intolerance?
Mature advice please.

kingkuntaval:
Your story to dey plenty joor..abeg shifttt.

CAPSLOCKED:
I COMETH WITH TWO DRUMS FOR THINE TEARS, OH KIND MAN.

iTearHerToto:
Is that English or what
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Pukes

iTearHerToto:
At least she's got wide lips that could comfortably contain the girth of my dik.. Aside that nothing come out for the afonja side.



Pukes

2horsePOWER:
Conductor o WA oo!

Divinelady:
. Really?
Truth is I learnt a lot of things from my mum..I remember when mumsy will pay our school fees...I have 4 siblings...popsy was always in lag working and then whenever he came home, she'll ask us to go and thank him for paying our school fees....We knew he wasn't the one paying cos he usually looked confused whenever we thanked him.So I already have the mindset of doing things on my own if I can afford it.
So tell me why I would disturb another woman's child with bills if I can afford it....it's only when it's beyond my power that I'll run to him for help..

Is that where you keep your brain

Yewandequeen:
why should you have an erection in the first place?

Kingosytex:



will soon beat his wife into coma because his lord and saviour Buhari is about to stripe him of his 30k monthly stipend.



Mods, abeg make una no ban me oooo, i just dey come back from ban.

WriterX:
ooowwwh STAY ALIVE was epic my friend , I postponed a journey I was supposed to take that day to watch that movie, I am a gamer so a game horror movie was going to be cool for me