₦airaland Forum

MariaLavina:
Not surprised you didn't know, lol you will never hear them ask this question offline but on Nl? they rant it like hallelujah chorus.Only on Nl do guys want an independent lady.

NwaAmaikpe:





Chai.

If this could happen in my country Nigeria.
I'm sure Adesua will wish she could swap husband with Annie idibia.

NwaAmaikpe:




Tufiakwa.

As long as my two hands are long enough to reach my preek, conji will never put me in trouble.

agbonkamen:
Me entrying a city for the first time guy said you look familiar.....familiar kill you there.

exstreve:
This man just showed an act of cowardice....

I remember in 1996 while I was on a trip to Paris, Macron the current president of France somewhat lost his wallet, and coincidentally I was there, I picked it and gave it to him, lo and behold, he left without giving me anything.

Today, I am more bigger and richer than him, I wish him well as he manages his position as the president of France, I knew he would never beat my accomplishments, cos even if I'm broke, I can never accept to be a president to a small Nation as france

deltateam:
Is this not Nairaland, the home of lies. Take everything you read here with a pinch of salt.

NwaAmaikpe:




Most Nigerian women are heartless.
They'd kill you with all 249 sex positions before you marry them.
But once you make the mistake of paying their brideprice...they automatically go frigid and see sex as a torturous chore.

This woman here is obviously a bad wife who has been looking for an avenue to do off with her husband.
Why will she report him to the police or even agree to press charges against him?

It was just heartless of her to refuse her husband sex after him drinking Trophy beer and Alomo bitters mixed with Passion energy drink.
That combo alone would give a eunuch's preek a turbo erection.
Does she know how harmful blue balls are?

A part of him still blames him.
Wise men either go drinking with a female buddy or they drink in a brothel to avoid nonsense like this at home.

unmask:
this society narrative needs to change.....we can't keep sitting and let society dictate wrong things to us

Swinger60:
I am not lying, guys do.

A guy I met online, have not even seen him in person, asked me for card for his monthly subscription. And that's not even the first time I have experienced such.

unmask:
why is asking a girl for recharge card degrading?

Is it that ladies are not capable?

Or

Men are superior to be asking a mere lady for recharge card?

Skelewu:
I thought 'Chinedum' was da bomb till I kheard 'Omekannaya'. So soul stirring.

Sheriman:
Just One Child and Olympus has fallen like this

engrchykae:
last month I started paying my mum salary.
she too believe in me.
even when I no longer believe in myself,the woman still believe in me.
her faith in me forced me to succeed.
na so I come marry,my wife come dey yarn me say make I bone my old woman,as in make I no dey send am money.
I refused,she left me and say make I marry my mother.
laugh no gree me.
the only woman that can't divorce you is mum.
I said to hell with any woman who wants to make my mum cry.

SultanOfAbia:
Where are those FOOLS that say
"Don't beat a woman no matter what she does"
Na woman go burn una with petrol one day.

seunmohmoh:
Thanks

seunmohmoh:
Just in this picture.

seunmohmoh:
Footballers enjoy a lot.. That guy near the guy at the back of pogba(Name forgotten) looks like Ronaldo.

freemanbubble:
Na so all these our papa them dey behave like holier than thou

You go surprise ehnnn when he dey small na so he dey thief anyhow o

Na so my daddy dey form holier than thou not until i taste weed for the very first time and the thing nor do me anything instead the weed make me hungry

And the law of weed says if you taste am the first time and the weed nor shake you but make you hungry then know say your biological father don first smoke am before

freemanbubble:
This are weak men
That is why sometimes he good make man dey smoke or womanize or drink alcohol. If you dey do any of this three ehnnnn suicide nor go fit come your mind


Nothing go make me commit suicide

No matter what because me i dey do the three things. I dey carry woman, I dey drink and i dey smoke weed.

When i check my result last year
Na so so F i see

Fortran F
Pascal F

Immediately na im i call my guy make he buy 1500 naira weed
Na so i smoke all night till 2am
Devil punish Uniben na me them want frustrate.
Las last i go dey alright because nor be only school them take dey better

domino4211:
Why is the cake shaped like a preeq?

BEANSANDBREAD00:


Choi... See nyansh

dangotesmummy:
Haa his sperm donor (father) is more handsome than him o

Sammye:
As if sex is an issue patterning to the male species

Magnoliaa:
And you won't shame or judge them for that?

sweetrace:
Guy stop with the tales by moonlight. And if one girl is randy does not mean everyone is.

augustine:
Hahaha. Your female friend obviously got turned on by your roomie's physique as he undressed to take his bathe. Since it wasn't possible for her to seduce your room mate in your presence, she grabbed you.