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Family › Should I Lock Up My Mum Or What? by lionphil(op): 9:17am On Feb 16, 2010
Please i need your candid advise on this.
I happen 2 b in love with a girl who happens to be an igbo girl but from a different state. I also happen to be igbo. My mum has promised to let all hell lose if i try to marry anyone that is not from my village. Pls i need your candid advise on what to do whenever i am ready for my traditional wedding or Introduction. I intend to have policemen around who on sighting her would take her away from the venue till the show is over. I have pleaded and talked to her but she wouldn't bulge (she doesn't know the girl and is not interested in knowing the girl). She happens to be my only obstacle. I believe a parent should pray for a good wife for her child and not for some girl from the same village good or not. Pls advise me
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Some Nairalanders Frustrated? by lionphil(m): 7:38am On Feb 15, 2010
@poster
Who u b sef? U b jesus abi na mohammed? If people no yab oda mumu like u, hw u want make nairaland sweet. Abi u dey find daily bread 4 here? Shey u want make our life dey boring like ur own? Abeg carry ur bad belle go. RUBBISH
Politics › Re: 5,000 Displaced After Violence In Nigeria by lionphil(m): 9:16am On Jan 19, 2010
@richy

u come turn the matter to ur own. n naija and u dey oo no take am personal guys just come catch fun
Politics › Re: 5,000 Displaced After Violence In Nigeria by lionphil(m): 9:02am On Jan 19, 2010
from the look of things islam is  religion people should keep away from cos on the long run u can be brainwashed into going on a suicide mission. though we have  few good ones, generally it is a wrong religion. who says they have 12 or 77 virgins? what a joke. is it mohammed or God that will give u that? tongue tongue tongue
Career › Re: Big Wahala, UBA Sacks 2,000 & Intercontinental Sacks 1,500 1 Week B/4 Xmas. by lionphil(m): 12:32pm On Dec 21, 2009
no be UBA dey try recruit for 2010 abi i no see well b4 i apply. about a Month ago THey put out a recruitment notice. WONDERS SHALL NEVER END
Family › Re: Dilemma Of A Newly Wedded Couple. by lionphil(m): 8:54am On Dec 15, 2009
Princek12:
^^^^^^^

I feel you. There is a likelihood that the victim is the one who transmitted the virus to the robbers!
ROTFLMAO omo u get point ooo. those robbers don hear am dem go chook dem tin for wrong place
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell My Gal I Am Pennyless To Celebrate Christmas With Her? by lionphil(m): 4:40am On Dec 14, 2009
@poster na common girl u dey fear to yarn say u no get money? shame on u. she the girl na agbani darego. abi na yaradua daughter. if she is not ready too stay wit you when u dont have money, tell the stupid girl off. abi u come dis life come suffer for woman? psssshh
Family › Re: Dilemma Of A Newly Wedded Couple. by lionphil(m): 4:01am On Dec 14, 2009
it takes about 3 months or more to discover the presence of HIV. are u trying to say the man didnt sleep with his wife till like 3 months? i doubt it. but if he didnt bless him if he did, he should get tested as well
but if it happened that the test was carried out like a few days later. it means it was not the robbers that gave her the virus shocked shocked shocked. husband and wife shuld check themselves tongue tongue tongue
Phones › Re: Plz I Need D New Mtn Code For Operamini 4.2 by lionphil(m):
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Career › Re: Intercontinental Bank Plc Sacks 1,500 Workers! by lionphil(m): 5:22pm On Dec 08, 2009
has dis turned into a competition or what huh huh huh huh when will all this stop. the only sector that seemed too be thriving. may God help us all cry cry cry
Phones › Re: Zain's Browsing- Your Experience by lionphil(m): 11:04pm On Dec 07, 2009
@luv try send etisara my browsing no affect ur own now be ur brothers keeper. no use super glue
Phones › Re: Zain's Browsing- Your Experience by lionphil(m):
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Phones › Re: Plz I Need D New Mtn Code For Operamini 4.2 by lionphil(m):
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Phones › Re: :::Research Room On Browsing::: by lionphil(m):
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Phones › Re: How Do I Braoz 4 Fri On My Lappy? I'm Currently Fristylin On Op Mod4.2 On Fone. by lionphil(m): 12:08am On Dec 04, 2009
abeg zain code for operamini 4.2 nokian 3110c thanks ikekwere@yahoo.com
Phones › Re: :::Research Room On Browsing::: by lionphil(m): 12:07am On Dec 04, 2009
abeg make person help me with operamini 4.2 code for zain i dey use nokia 3110c. pleeeassee i will be very grateful. de thing just stop 2 days ago.



thanks
Phones › Abeg Please Help Send Mtn And Zain Operamini 4.2 Settings To Ikekwere@yahoo.com by lionphil(op): 7:10pm On Dec 02, 2009
please i really do need your help cos my zain stoped working yesterday. nokia3110c please any nairalander
Phones › Re: Zain's Browsing- Your Experience by lionphil(m): 6:55pm On Dec 02, 2009
abeg my zain stop to dey browse ysterday abeg any body fit text me code for opera mini 4.2 please house i neeeeeedddd iiitttt
Romance › Re: Girls And Guys With Six Pack Abs! by lionphil(m): 12:03pm On Nov 28, 2009
peeps, dodges a bottle. still peeping, a snake crawls by (this is gettting scary) then a scarecrow and a clown walk by (it is becoming amusing) all of a sudden the light goes off there is some screaming. i take my leave before th lightt comes.

GOD KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED
Romance › Re: Wat Do U Think Abt Kissing In Public? by lionphil(m): 7:20pm On Nov 27, 2009
@full, no b ibadan girl ooo! (LOL)
Romance › Re: Wat Do U Think Abt Kissing In Public? by lionphil(m): 2:38pm On Nov 27, 2009
I tried 2 kiss my girl once while in a taxi, we were d only occupants and we were sited at d back seat but she refused. D tin pain me but i no show am sha
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Test Format Of Workforce Test Of 5th Dec by lionphil(m): 7:21pm On Nov 24, 2009
well for the test read ur GMAT inside out cos u will not find it funny if u are not well prepared. u will have some quantitative reasoning and then calculations. read well




pls has friesland started callin please i would love to know
Romance › Re: He Keeps Asking For The Ring Every Time We Have A Quarrel by lionphil(m): 9:01am On Nov 19, 2009
WRONG SECTION OR NOT HELP THE LADY OUT.

LADY, UR LITTLE BOY IS A CHICKEN LITTLE AND WILL CRASH UR MARRIAGE WITH THIS STUPID ATTITUDE OF HIS.
THE NEXT TIME HE WANTS TO START AN ARGUMENT, GIVE HIM THE RING AND TELL HIM U NEED SOME TIME OFF. BELIEVE ME U WIL BE THE BOSS COS HE WIL BEG LIKE NEVER BEFORE. DON'T ANSWER HIS CALLS FOR NOT MORE THAN A WEEK. MAKE SURE SAY I NO PASS ONE WEEK. I DON TELL U OOO. THEN U CAN ENTERTAIN HIM BUT WITHOUT SEX FOR 2 WEEKS OR A LITTLE MORE. THAT WILL MAKE HIM TREAT U ALITTLE BETTER NEXT TIME TRUST ME.

BUT THAT IS IF U HAVE THE BALLS[sub][/sub] TO DO IT SORRY MEANT THE kitten TO DO IT.

ONE LOVE
Romance › Re: Help Me Out People Of Nairaland by lionphil(m): 3:02am On Nov 18, 2009
izeek:
his scared that arsene wenger will beat up sir alex.

@post call benitez, i think he will be able to settle the dispute. lol


i wonder how some kids got on to the nternet.
dont parents monitor thier systems anymore?
ROTFLMAO

O boy u no go kill person for here. i dey cafe i dey laugh like mad person people con dey wonder wetin dey do me.
1. this poster go night school dat na why in english wowo.
2. i be like say the boy get problem make una help am. for me? i go dey watch una
Romance › Re: I Rebuked My Girlfriend For Touching Me In Church by lionphil(m): 12:47pm On Nov 17, 2009
touch ur dick? no be she dey ur side, bi ur mind don wander go another place? may be u think say na devil comee touch u abi!!! grin grin no be ur fault sha na devil cause am grin grin grin
Romance › Re: I Rebuked My Girlfriend For Touching Me In Church by lionphil(m): 12:15pm On Nov 17, 2009
guy u re very imature. grin grin how u go shout? shocked shocked shocked you for just wisper for in ear say make im postpone the action make church finish. u kon dey shout like mumu. grin grin na wa for all dis kind people wey don grow but inside no dey mature tongue tongue
Forum Games › Re: ~Describe Nairaland In One Word . . .~ by lionphil(m): 10:26pm On Nov 15, 2009
FAMILY

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