₦airaland Forum

SAFO: You're right, she should have stayed in the car but what's done is done. You're still not gonna hit my wife with me standing idly by just twiddling my thumbs.

It's gonna be repercussions Bruh

Even If you a wimpy dude. Dive at his legs, bite his shins..... Do something.

hahaha can't stop laughing oo! Where did nairaland get all these crazy dudes from... Eh?!

Ha! As for me mere shoving my wife means ur head is not correct. I definitely have a correcting mechanism. I will beat u to stupor... Or... Vice versa! My own wife! SMH

sushieater: Yup, i've seen Madam Koi-Koi disappear..she disappeared as i tried to mug her, my intention was to collect her shoe..Her Koi-Koi shoe was a $2000 christian louboutin shoe..Ya'll need to see d look on her face that day as i tried to mug her, she was scared as fuk

hahaha can't stop laughing!

one girl dey talk say she no dey go for guy because of money. Rubbis.h! Can she marry a poor wretched guy??

a call comes in and what u here is
speaker: yuba, yuba, yubaaa!
AYuba: yo yo yo yo yo!! Who's on d line
speaker: it's chi..... From worldbank!
Ayuba: why am i always havin all these chi chi chi calling in. Ah! Ok who is celebratin today,
speaker: it's me
ayuba: a whistle of prosperity and a bell of blessing. so how old are u??
Speaker: i am a yr older!
Ayuba: no ojoro oh, u better tell me o!
Etc

rest in peace my chinese speaking friend. Imolites love you but God loves u the most. Chung tung wi chang ya! Damn!!!!!!!!!!!! I am missing this dude already!



Front page pls. This guy is an Icon in Imo state

straw4berrys: Can someone pls translate this for me??

Baba kilo nbo nah, ewo lese?
Shey kin gbori wole ni?
Mo shin reti eru yen o
Egbon lawon ma peyin

it means baba what's coming/happening, hw are u?
Should i put my head in?
I am still expecting the load
my senior said he will call u

one retarded governor, 2 dead governors and all u guys are saying is rest in peace?? No rejoicing?? *huh* u pray for the bad eggs to die. When they die u wish they had not. All of una dey craze! This is just the beginning. Just wait and see how events unfold. Mstchew!!!

hmm! I have been reading comments and all i have been doing is shaking my head and almost falling into tears. Pls pls pls, if u are not residing in Imo and u are not a student of one of the state owned schools, pls S.HUT d F.CUK UP. How dare you, i mean how dare you come here to comment on something u know absolutely nothing about. I went to western nigeria recently and i heard his(the governor's) gingles on roads and what have u. I SWEAR!! This man has done nothing but make much noise. Listen to those of us living and schooling here, he is not giving free education. All he does is make outsiders believe all is well in the state.

throughout my days in Ife, whenever i had a paper in the morning, i usually spent my nights reading at white house. I used to move from white house straight to the venue of my exam. No brushing or bathing. It worked for me. Just know urself period!

where is that book oo! Need to dub this ASAP

For the second time on this thread, you did not cheat! For the second time on this thread, you did not cheat!

why don't u just go around kissing guys!
u don't have to make out just kiss! i bet it's ok if ur guy does thesame! mschew! good riddance ...! stop asking questions since u ar so good at defending ur predetermined acts

Guilty!! nothing accidental in a french kiss! she accepted at first! Bad girl! NO TELL UR GUY O!

I think u won't be called if u exceeded 30mins during d assesment. Did u exceed 30mins?

Ye

@Abiolak, i wonder hw old u ar. They have given terms beyond just releasing their comrades. Do u really think all this will end as soon as all their terms are met?! U think they will just lie idle after engaging in all this? U ar a w1daful joker!! They will tell u they need only muslim presidents that ar frm d north alone!! All women, christians and muslims alike must wear hyjabs. Nobody should drink alcohol. With time churches will seize to exist. Then we all become muslims. Mayb u ar a muslim already. Mschew!! My candid advice is for d security agents to shoot at sight. We have seen their worst already. Let them see ours!!!

Pls o, na naija constitutn dem wan change to sharia? E be like say na only muslim dey dis country. I just wonder whr dis country dey go. I feel all Boko haram members in detention should be killed. As far as i am concerned, this is war. No mercy, no dialogue!!

i am not surprised. there is this lady whose numba i collected but i have never called. she called me today saying i just collected her numba and never called her i was stunned. i am glad i am far from her location maybe she would have brought a bill for me. Dieu merci

sorry ooo

naija for real. girls always have their ways of making guys look like fools. it is a pity that many guys still haven't learnt any lesson. for me i dey find xmas mugu too.

dis is ur greatest test. but also ur easiest. tell ur wife, she must know[b] now[/b] i tot my life was fuc.ked witout a job but now i know i am fine atleast i get alittle change every now and then

men u ar a great player tell ur wife only she can handle it all. or tell ur mother in law 1st

either way u are fuc.ked

@boomi please on the computer were u able to see all the questions at once or did you have to answer one before proceeding to the other??


please reply

please how did it go and what kind of questions where u asked. what format did they use and did you receive your result immediately

i am sure u are going to do it so my advice doesnt count. buzz off

beauty is in ur eyes my dear. u are not ready for marriage so cool down. or are u
since u are not sure, forget him

ladies, fish brains, chicken heads, they never learn always ready to jump into marriage. wish i could help. but its late.
we have some centres that can help sue him they collect little money or no money seek them

rumour has it that, tapes of mohammed the muslim scholar where recovered from an archive. it showed mohammed making love to his first son and daughter. LOL . never knew he was such a faggo.t

@ POSTER TALK TO YOUR GUY ABOUT GOING OUT AND SPENDING ORE TIME TOGETHER. LET HIM KNOW U ARE FEELING LESS INTERESTED. THAT IF U GUYS CANT GO OUT MORE OFTEN IT IS OVER. THERE ARE WAYS OF SAYING IT

IF U GET MARRIED IN 3 YEARS TIME, WHEN YOUR 1ST KID IS 20 HE WILL BE 50. LIFE EXPECTANCY RATE IN NAIJA IS EITHER 44.5 OR 47YEARS. HE MIGHT NOT LIVE TOO LONG. ADD THE MATHS

kemi honey

longest time

let the stupid igbo girl go. she was not sure u wanted to settle down with her. so the guy was for security

kissmylips:
Can't seem to see any interstn tin in dis trend.me I stay in trans egbu,n pls I don't want any guy bugin me.

who be this person wey get 2 left leg. u just enter show peeps never follow u yarn you don declare where u dey stay (when person no ask you) you com dey talk of disturbance. i know say u no fine dat na why you no even put pics. anuoofia. egbeada na him i dey reside jare
abeg i dey enjoy una talk.
@ lion _{sits back and resumes sipping his gin}

I STILL THINK WE HAVE A FEW FAITHFUL LADIES. RARE THOUGH, BUT WHEN YOU FIND THEM U STILL MIGHT NOT KNOW. BUT I KNOW IF U PROMISE A WOMAN MARRIAGE SHE IS READY TO STAND BY U.