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i just finished talking to her. she told me she met the guy before me. i asked her ' if we both bring engagement rings now, who will u consider?' she told me she doesnt know. she said she is in love with both of us. should i just call it off?

I have a girl friend. she is going to be 29 yrs this year. I love her so much but after a phone conversation i had with her this night, she told me she doesn't know if she will consider her suitors. the bad part is we just started dating. should i fight to keep her or just let her go if she wills? i dont believe in fighting to keep ladies. but a good one, i still aint sure about.

does it improve sex? if yes then we should drink more of it

she for wear only skirt na. why is she making it difficult for us to see all she wants us to see na. BI.TCH

okotos, if they refuse to believe, it's their problem not mine.

, ur data are being inputed. just alittle more patience i guess. 3 weeks tops. most likely less. if ur agent has not asked u to bring ur passport or u have never given him ur passport, then i fear for u. ur passport is needed. i dont mean to scare any1.

@brain ex i am still having a problem after downloading superuser on my tecno n3. it is still telling memory insufficient. the super user tells me i am using an outdated version. should i install a newer version. i need help pls @brain ex i am still having a problem after downloading superuser on my tecno n3. it is still telling memory insufficient. the super user tells me i am using an outdated version. should i install a newer version. i need help pls

SAFO: You're right, she should have stayed in the car but what's done is done. You're still not gonna hit my wife with me standing idly by just twiddling my thumbs.

It's gonna be repercussions Bruh

Even If you a wimpy dude. Dive at his legs, bite his shins..... Do something.

hahaha can't stop laughing oo! Where did nairaland get all these crazy dudes from... Eh?!

Ha! As for me mere shoving my wife means ur head is not correct. I definitely have a correcting mechanism. I will beat u to stupor... Or... Vice versa! My own wife! SMH

sushieater: Yup, i've seen Madam Koi-Koi disappear..she disappeared as i tried to mug her, my intention was to collect her shoe..Her Koi-Koi shoe was a $2000 christian louboutin shoe..Ya'll need to see d look on her face that day as i tried to mug her, she was scared as fuk

hahaha can't stop laughing!

one girl dey talk say she no dey go for guy because of money. Rubbis.h! Can she marry a poor wretched guy??

a call comes in and what u here is
speaker: yuba, yuba, yubaaa!
AYuba: yo yo yo yo yo!! Who's on d line
speaker: it's chi..... From worldbank!
Ayuba: why am i always havin all these chi chi chi calling in. Ah! Ok who is celebratin today,
speaker: it's me
ayuba: a whistle of prosperity and a bell of blessing. so how old are u??
Speaker: i am a yr older!
Ayuba: no ojoro oh, u better tell me o!
Etc

rest in peace my chinese speaking friend. Imolites love you but God loves u the most. Chung tung wi chang ya! Damn!!!!!!!!!!!! I am missing this dude already!



Front page pls. This guy is an Icon in Imo state

straw4berrys: Can someone pls translate this for me??

Baba kilo nbo nah, ewo lese?
Shey kin gbori wole ni?
Mo shin reti eru yen o
Egbon lawon ma peyin

it means baba what's coming/happening, hw are u?
Should i put my head in?
I am still expecting the load
my senior said he will call u

one retarded governor, 2 dead governors and all u guys are saying is rest in peace?? No rejoicing?? *huh* u pray for the bad eggs to die. When they die u wish they had not. All of una dey craze! This is just the beginning. Just wait and see how events unfold. Mstchew!!!

hmm! I have been reading comments and all i have been doing is shaking my head and almost falling into tears. Pls pls pls, if u are not residing in Imo and u are not a student of one of the state owned schools, pls S.HUT d F.CUK UP. How dare you, i mean how dare you come here to comment on something u know absolutely nothing about. I went to western nigeria recently and i heard his(the governor's) gingles on roads and what have u. I SWEAR!! This man has done nothing but make much noise. Listen to those of us living and schooling here, he is not giving free education. All he does is make outsiders believe all is well in the state.

throughout my days in Ife, whenever i had a paper in the morning, i usually spent my nights reading at white house. I used to move from white house straight to the venue of my exam. No brushing or bathing. It worked for me. Just know urself period!

where is that book oo! Need to dub this ASAP

For the second time on this thread, you did not cheat! For the second time on this thread, you did not cheat!

why don't u just go around kissing guys!
u don't have to make out just kiss! i bet it's ok if ur guy does thesame! mschew! good riddance ...! stop asking questions since u ar so good at defending ur predetermined acts

Guilty!! nothing accidental in a french kiss! she accepted at first! Bad girl! NO TELL UR GUY O!

I think u won't be called if u exceeded 30mins during d assesment. Did u exceed 30mins?

Ye

@Abiolak, i wonder hw old u ar. They have given terms beyond just releasing their comrades. Do u really think all this will end as soon as all their terms are met?! U think they will just lie idle after engaging in all this? U ar a w1daful joker!! They will tell u they need only muslim presidents that ar frm d north alone!! All women, christians and muslims alike must wear hyjabs. Nobody should drink alcohol. With time churches will seize to exist. Then we all become muslims. Mayb u ar a muslim already. Mschew!! My candid advice is for d security agents to shoot at sight. We have seen their worst already. Let them see ours!!!

Pls o, na naija constitutn dem wan change to sharia? E be like say na only muslim dey dis country. I just wonder whr dis country dey go. I feel all Boko haram members in detention should be killed. As far as i am concerned, this is war. No mercy, no dialogue!!

i am not surprised. there is this lady whose numba i collected but i have never called. she called me today saying i just collected her numba and never called her i was stunned. i am glad i am far from her location maybe she would have brought a bill for me. Dieu merci

sorry ooo

naija for real. girls always have their ways of making guys look like fools. it is a pity that many guys still haven't learnt any lesson. for me i dey find xmas mugu too.

dis is ur greatest test. but also ur easiest. tell ur wife, she must know[b] now[/b] i tot my life was fuc.ked witout a job but now i know i am fine atleast i get alittle change every now and then

men u ar a great player tell ur wife only she can handle it all. or tell ur mother in law 1st

either way u are fuc.ked

@boomi please on the computer were u able to see all the questions at once or did you have to answer one before proceeding to the other??


please reply

please how did it go and what kind of questions where u asked. what format did they use and did you receive your result immediately

i am sure u are going to do it so my advice doesnt count. buzz off