₦airaland Forum

Tapout:

Tapout: op, where u say e happen again??

Op: yaba

Tapout: okay.

Guy by the time you travel to western world you will know that this is nothing. Couples kiss and hug anywhere and nobody seems to even look. Well Nigeria seem to be getting there

Jadekitana:
Please note that this thread doesn't have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it's becoming annoying to me.

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can't you have some decorum in public? They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life. Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can't finish it. When it comes to using cutlery they flop, you see them battling with the knife and fork. Some would put the fork on the right hand and still be feeling cool. Smh

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that? What's the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can't pay your rent or eat properly. They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don't let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like hardrock cafe? When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated. You can't compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can't happen.

4) They use really expensive phones: if i'm in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing.....if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your dp, I delete that person instantly. A hotel bathroom isn't an office, the front seat of cars isn't an investment. Taking selfies in cars doesn't make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain't gold, you are broke! You can't be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big. By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you'v got in your ears have they connected you? Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

7) They worship boyfriends: sorry a relationship is cute and all but you can't be jobless and idle and be talking about boo, boyfriend, man crush 247. What do you bring to the table? Boobs and ass? A good fvck? Thrashy! Trust me, he would dump you for a lady who has focus. Build your pocket first before a relationship!

Last but not the least, they are always on nairaland. Biko what are you always doing here? Fighting every Tom, dick and Harry? Imagine me going through threads created since Monday and some particular ladies are always insulting people 247 on every thread, don't you ladies have shame? After miss nairaland what next? You go back to empty pockets, dirty pants, unkept hair, smelling armpits(yes that's what happens when you hold your phones 247) the height of joblessness! Get busy my friend! Go and register in a saloon, makeup school or something. Y'all are beginning to disgrace young ladies here! You can't spend your life online 247, in 5years time ask yourself what you'v achieved.

*drops pen* where's my Mafia manager? I need to read that book again.

And if you pay too much attention to broke girls then they are far better than you. Let them be and go add more task to your weekly job description so that when it's weekend you would value your day off and not spend it analysing broke girls

OP sorry for you. That id what marriage should be. She tried to keep her marriage crisis from public and yes she wasnt suppose to tell you she was suffering. She only came out now cos its was to tell you it was over. The people who were suppose to counsel them knew all the while so what was suppose to be me and your business in the matter?
You get sense at all? So from the very first fight she should have been updating u on all crisis.
Go and check your own social media pages and walls, you are guilty of exactly what you are accusing her of.
Hypocite

ItsMeAboki:
Oh yes, you are correct, my bad, that one belongs to an entirely different species - the hippopotamus family i believe

Bro I will go for a hippo than a zombie or gorrilla anyday anytime o

ItsMeAboki:
If you add Jonathan to that name na you sabi.

The Jonathans are a beautiful breed. The Obasanjos are gorilla-ish in looks. So if you get decieved by pa obj then isnt the real joke on you -at least as someone who has eyes but cannot ........

TPAND:
Hmmmm..... Patience.... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

No I am not thinking what you are thinking. Rather I am thinking deeper than the surface you restrict your mind to see -I see him donating one of his child to a zoo and calling it a name that would divert attention from his family

Phame:
jonathan was a mistake that was aptly corrected.

isnt your apt correction the current laughing stock of the day.
What did all your gra gra of correction end up in -a masqurade government ni?

Compliance:
Arrogance

Disgusting arrogance

And to imagine that multinationals makes these half baked clowns their brand ambassadors is just laughable

dunkem21:
Any objective person on NL is termed a "Wailer" ..abi you just join

I say you must weep and gnash teeth before one form go comot from that secretarait

this is the most hilarious comment i read today

Not until you hear and see things like this you will never respect the African speech of the millenium:

MY POLITICAL AMBITION IS NOT WORTH THE BLOOD OF ANY NIGERIAN -GEJ

Pataki:
Keep suspending your brain before typing. I don't give a rat asssss about El Rufai. My bone of contention is with the idiotic fetid rascal who masquerades himself as a man of God. El Rufai can meet his match and handle whomever wants to face him politically in his own stride. But when a charlatan steps on the pulpit and starts exuding pride, arrogance, heresies upon heresies, and outright disregard for the calling of salvation, I will speak against such. God resists the pride. And to see a so-called preacher of the gospel making boast that he can speak death upon another living being who breathes the same air as he does, that is outright foolishness!

No wonder, these fraudsters called Pastors, Reverends, Apostles, Prophets and Bishops continue to hold sway upon mumus like you in Nigeria.

This is simple psychology, I can tell you are grasping for survival. I just said mr man go and sleep and boom you are floating with insults
Lol just go and sleep

Pataki:
Highly irresponsible man who calls himself a man of God. This is NOT a man of God but rather a man of dog! Barking like a mad dog!

Why not tell your mumu audience when El Rufai will die or at best his burial date. Arrogant egocentric being. This is another reason I hate the Nigerian branded christianity in that country! Tell your mumu church members the day and date you decreed that El Rufai will die. The mumu preacher stylishly started preaching about constitution. You see how this agbari preachers work?!

You have churches in 47 countries, so what? Is that the credential to heaven? Why not carry your lawlessness to those countries and lets see if you will not be jailed. Hate preacher!

For all the mumus that continue to worship men of dogs who are expert dog-barking-machines in their microphones, continue! Your mumurity has an expiry date with all these charlatans and pompous hypocrites after they have sucked you dry!

Mr Man go and sleep.
Here is my personal joy in the fight between 2 of them -El rufai has met his match in terms of big mouth and arrogance. As far as this fight goes the pompous midget will only be on the defensive. And I tell you el rufai will not sleep cos is tongue will be itching him to talk back. This is not gej that el rufai can insult at will and go to bed not expecting a reply. El rufai is calous and to hell wih him ; )

Saheed9:
Where is Garba or Adesina when you need them to speak up

Correct Question but you should have added Oby Ezekwesili

babs01:
Good, then we can have only 18 senators 3 from each zone to cut d cost on NAS, each zone have to be independent of others in decision making, law and order, development etc. given 20 yrs we shall see the fastest growing zone.

You made sense until your last line.
It is about synergy and not competition. Did you know that there is provision for bailout for struggling nations in the EU if such nations so desire? But here you are already nursing the idea of "I better pass my neighbour.
That little last sentence you may not realize could be lurking as a new foundation for future conflict in the hearts of many who read it.
It seems to me over the years the heart of the average Nigerian has become devilish

Leiman100:
no amount of proof will suffice your type because you ve programme your mind to believe what you want to believe since the unprecedented defeat your heroes suffered in the hand of the APC. Most of you have not recovered up to this day and people like you will never recover till doomsday and will continue to wail till a grave in some forgotten churchyard claims you.

Issue based response =0
Gibberish response =100%
Conclusion: You are a joke

Leiman100:
before you teach EFCC how to do their job please tell the ones in EFCC net to prove their innocence first rather than taking refuge behind " witch-hunt"

Lol you are a joke.
I put an issue before you and you are throwing up a totally different issue to me without disproving what I stated that so far the public have not seen any inquires into APC funds?? Like seriously? And I was even taking you serious? You didnt answer me but brought another issue so you and me will be dancing about issues aimlessly and without direction here??
Man you are a joke. If I were in your shoes rather than make a mess of myself I wouldnt even respond back. You really dont have to respond back at everyone except you have a point to prove.

seunmsg:
Relax bro, Metuh said more than this and today, he can't open his defence. No need calling EFCC names, like Metuh, FFK will have his day in court to defend himself.

If you really want the progress of Nigeria when are you going to ask the EFCC for their inquiries into the billions equally used for APC campaign. The APC campaign director was a sitting governor. Pls tell me you trust and believe all APC funds are from contributions and Amaechi and other governors in APC are clean.
See you are decieving yourself

YOMIT:
what happened to this nigga in white

if you ask me na who I go ask

Chai! But OP you could have warned us of graphic abi na disturbing picture na. That thing is over 6 inches

RealYaks:
Gov. Wike of Rivers and Gov. Tambuwal of Sokoto during today's NEC meeting at the State House, Abuja.
With them are Gov. of Zamfara State and Minister of Solid Minerals' Fayemi...

I think Wike is making a joke and hailing Tambuwal on how pretty his new wife is. My gut tells me so

NgeneUkwenu:
He disrupted election collation in 2015, and now he wants to disrupt court proceeding...

Justice Umar should have sent him to jail without trial..

Nonsense...

This thing why dont you learn to keep quiet
Any time I remember how Amaechi was dealt with in Rivers you come to my mind
And now here you are again, and then if Saraki happens to come out victorious you will go into hiding again lol

olafum1:
He's even celebrating Abacha, I think something his wrong with him at this point...

Losing it by the day

You see the problem with you and everyone who reacted else like you is that you guys are now totally depleted of a humour faculty, that is, you can no longer read between lines, sense a good joke and have a refreshing laugh. I mean what else if you really believe Bruce' tweet is a support for corruption??
The problem with this is that it is very dangerous. it means all that is left in you guys is bitterness. It is dangerous for your health.

Anytime Nigeria goes to China, America suddenly wakes up
Yesterday it was IMF boss that fronted for them, today they have suddenly decided to release Abacha's loot.

America to hell with you.

And this for hardcore christians:
Push - Pray Until Something Happens

AntiWailer:
Before wailers wail, She did not deny her statement that Jonathan did not Save she is only doing damage control.

The question is : How did Obasanjo save ?

I don't blame Jonathan he can use anything to negotiate

Here is how Obasanjo saved:
By using military style force to silent opposing voices. None of your past generals are democratic.

And then you will ask me why Gej didnt use same force to silence the opposing govs abi? The simple answer is what gets you angry when you see a soldier asking a civilian to do frog jump on the road in a democracy( you feel bad right?). So who do we blame. People like you who supported Amaechi and co. The president said save for rainy day and those govs said no and we did not stone them on the streets. So you expect a man who understand the meaning of democracy to jail or kill Amaechi abi?
Mind you up till today the new govt where Amaechi serves have not been able to show the world the monies stolen from the coffers of the excess crude account.
Prejudice is a blinder

jojomario:
Dont tell me that if you are given a simple passge ti deduce a fact, you cant .
Are you expecting her to say it openly that jonathan was gullible and weak? That was the reason she used Obasanjo as a case study in her statement .
I just confirmed the category of people you belong to. You hardly take time to reason.
This is Nigeria, you can't be gullible and weak as a president of this Nation. Mind you I am not one of those that garner likes on media.
Get your facts and reason accordingly .

My dear mr mario who says gej is 'weak' for not fighting a group of govs, here is a direct reply to you from NOI's office:

https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1133688053348124&id=204329982950607&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6273830349039039477%3Amf_story_key.-2233196737761881421&__tn__=%2As

But for you, you went into her mind and suddenly understood what she meant to say 'silently' without mentioning gej

You even checked to confirm my 'category of people' as one of those who dont reason. And reading you I was just amazed laughing and saying to myself "this is simple ABC which anyone who is aware of recent events in naija politics should understand". But to you and the others hailing you, you guys are super correct
It didnt occur to you that prejudice maybe the reason why you just didnt get her direction

Who for pound am before?? The husband when just return from market?

jojomario:
Dont tell me that if you are given a simple passge ti deduce a fact, you cant .
Are you expecting her to say it openly that jonathan was gullible and weak? That was the reason she used Obasanjo as a case study in her statement .
I just confirmed the category of people you belong to. You hardly take time to reason.
This is Nigeria, you can't be gullible and weak as a president of this Nation. Mind you I am not one of those that garner likes on media.
Get your facts and reason accordingly .

Here are my facts as you asked:

http://nkiruhomann.com/2016/02/03/on-excess-crude-account-eca-how-rotimi-amaechi-destroyed-the-future-of-nigerian-children/

http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/amaechi-explains-why-governors-shared-excess-crude-dollars.106101/

Now I need you to tell me what you would have done in a democracy if you had been in Jonathan's shoes. Prove a point here to me and I will apologise for confronting you. If you cannot then I still think you are the clueless one not jonathan.
One love, no hard feelings

jojomario:
Even a member of a past government blaming the former boss. It shows how clueless the the former president was to see beyond the present.

No mr. It shows how clueless you are.
No. 1 she did not mention gej
No. 2 if u were in the country btw 2011-2015 you will know she was referring to Amaechi and govs forum who fought gej when gej wanted to save.

Now look at the number of people who liked what you posted that why they call people zombie cos they dont reason or understand but let emotion control them

ClassCaptain:
What is wrong in what she said for God sake ?

Her husband is not complaining and their marriage is one of the most succesful in nollywood..

Why...

Because her husband understands her.... Is it not true that shopping in the market with her status will bring undue attention..

However i feel it should have been stated that he does it out of love and if such a statement should rather come from the husband..

As long as the husband no vex,he no concern me

....

Oga attrndant,why this que go reach me ?

No guy dont have that kind of mindset.

Here is why most of us are mad and its the same reason why Nigeria may never be great. Unnecessary pride!
The man can go to the mkt granted ie if she is busy but so can she too. What is the meaning of 'my status'??

Does the status mean she is too fine or she is yeye nollywood actress abeg what is the status? Are you telling me all other nollywood celebs dont go to mkt again. So she is now a god lol. Wonders shall never end. If she has better skill i will understand but its just acting everyone can act but some her more fortunate she is not fuc.king mark zuckerberg

midehi2:
so you have to broadcaste it to the world, respect your husband..woman

my dear its not about the broadcasting sef. Let her go to europe and see prime ministers, mps, and celebs doing shopping in the same shop as ordinary folks.
See nonesense o! So her own is to come out when she has a show? Status my foot.

People who have real skill are living humble lives this one when dey do 'acting play' dey give herself status

Where was this man when Amaechi closed Maritine University. Absolute nonsense