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Literature / Re: Kasala Vegence by LisaAnne(f): 11:00pm On Apr 15, 2019
zubike01:
Once Nike was done with her research she felt drained and tired, she listed out the items she needed to acquire to appease Kalfu. She eagerly wanted to get to the market but she felt weak so she took a nap before she goes to get them. Immediately she drifted off, she found herself in a dream still in her room. She noticed a dark creature in the corner of the room. It had glowing cat eyes. She tried to scream but couldn't, she attempted to move but couldn’t feel her legs. She was paralysed. The creature walked towards her slowly as she stayed helpless in fear without control of her body, just when she felt her hand move, she heard herself scream as it pounced on her. She woke up sweating screaming and crying.

“Why are you tormenting me I would appease you for ifa’s sake.” A frustrated Nike cried out.

She began to chant

Egun lya, spirit of my immediate family
Egun ilu, spirit of the community
Egun idile, spirit of my blood lineage
Egun eleko, spirits of friends met in past lives
Egun enia sasa, spirits of great priestess
Egun Aje funu, spirit of white witches
I summon thee,
Iya my grandmother
I call on the energy of white witches
I summon you for advice
An old lady appears dressed in a white

“Iya mi” Nike screams in excitement. “I found out you were my grandmother after you died. I am now an Aje funfun and part of the Aro meta.”

“My daughter, why have you summoned me?”

“Iya me, I am very sorry.” Nike bows down in respect “ I am been tormented by a spirit and I don’t know what to do”

“Well its very simply, you have to appease him but do not make any deal.”

“How do that that.”

“Well you do an appeasement offering, not worship or demand sacrifice.”

“I don’t understand what is the different.”

“Worship sacrifice is….” Iya disappears before she could finished her statement.

“Come back! Where have you gone?”

Kalfu suddenly appeared.

“Well you seem to forget I control the cross road, I have blocked your access to your ancestors.”

“Please how do I appease you?”

“Sweet heart you have to build me an altar. Worship me, scarifies to me.”
He vanished#

Nike remembered her Iya warning but she was too scared to act on it. Nike rushed to the market. She looked practically insane and confused. She often got scared of her own shadow and saw Kalfu in people faces. At times she would scream but she was determined to get this done with and restore her sanity. After getting most of the items she also bought fireworks so she could scrap it for gun powder. She visited a wood carver and showed him an image of Kalfu she found online. The carver found the picture scary and refused, he tripled fell and died. Nike finally found a carver willing to do the work.

When she got back to her hotel room she began to prepare the altar. She cleared out a table and placed a clean red cloth on it, then dropped the statue of Kalfu there. She cut open the fire works with a knife and mixed the gun powered into a bottle of gin. Then she waited until the middle of the night, drove to a desolate cross road, brings out a black goat which she kept in her car and slaughtered it and poured its blood on the floor.

Kalfu the great, I beseech you
The moon god, I honor you
Met Carrefour, accept my offering
The bogeymen, please do not frighten me
I call on you to strike my enemies with great vengeance

She paused and sprinkled the whiskey mix on the ground. Instantly it caught on fire and Kalfu appear to her. He looked different from the first time. He was dressed in a three piece suit that outlined his physical features tall, sharp and well built.

“Hello Nike” he said in a soft tender tone as he held her hand gently.

Nike was speechless; flabbergasted by his appearance. To her he was handsome, from the depth of his glowing eyes to the gentle expressions of his voice to the touch of his hand upon my hers. She fought herself from hugging him.

“Come close.” He placed his hands around her.

Nike melted, in that split second she lost herself for a moment and quite forgot all the pain he had cursed her.

“So tell me, how I can help you.” He said with a brilliant smile radiant full of glee and a childish innocence.

“Well how can I get rid of Esu. So I can get my revenge on Oju”

“You can’t kill an Orisha, as long as they have worshippers they are immortal.” He laughed “but off course you knew that.”

“Yes, I just want him to stop cloaking Oju from my reach.”

“He is possessing Oju so you can’t harm Oju while he is under his protection. Also there is a spell you can use to force out Orisha from human bodies but that only works when balance is tampered, but Esu is too smart he would see you coming from afar. You need to leverage Ogunshola.”

“How do you mean?”

“You see Ogunshola has own problems with Oju, assist him and he would help you find him.”

“But when I find him what should I do.”

“It’s simple use your curse against him, it might not kill him but it would help push things out of balance.”

“Thank you Kalfu.”

“That’s not all, you have to give your sisters back their power.”

“But they would try and stop me.”

“Only you alone cannot restore balance once it is broken. You would need them.”

“You’ve be great help, I am so happy I contacted you.”

“You are welcome, now for what I want?”

“Anything just mentions it.”

“Deal” he shook her hand and a circle of green flame formed a ring around their hands “Let just say you owe me.”
He took a sip of whiskey spat out fire, laughed hideously as he transformed into a scary form before he disappeared.


Lexxyla, Nostradamus, felsunseg, tahir0, Jasmine4, priestchurch, joyberry, supizino, FakoMaybach1, MightyFortress, Chukwudozzie, cuteesthy, Olu317, donkelz, stephenGee12, Temmason, olumanja, rasiyorum, Danpersie31, Peppergroove, Kassia, joyberry, Oyindawealth, obafemylegacy, Maymac, Essyprity, Tuhndhay, richiearmany14, geezyk, emarkson,Aphroditee,zoeyj,hercuteness,lisaanne,taniaa donpeteranking, mynuel, Dztzl, kingjomezy, gmekx, godwinfury, sunkoye, lonewolftzar25, holakizzo, bobosneh
enthralling

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Literature / Re: Kasala Vegence by LisaAnne(f): 10:59pm On Apr 15, 2019
zubike01:
Once Nike was done with her research she felt drained and tired, she listed out the items she needed to acquire to appease Kalfu. She eagerly wanted to get to the market but she felt weak so she took a nap before she goes to get them. Immediately she drifted off, she found herself in a dream still in her room. She noticed a dark creature in the corner of the room. It had glowing cat eyes. She tried to scream but couldn't, she attempted to move but couldn’t feel her legs. She was paralysed. The creature walked towards her slowly as she stayed helpless in fear without control of her body, just when she felt her hand move, she heard herself scream as it pounced on her. She woke up sweating screaming and crying.

“Why are you tormenting me I would appease you for ifa’s sake.” A frustrated Nike cried out.

She began to chant

Egun lya, spirit of my immediate family
Egun ilu, spirit of the community
Egun idile, spirit of my blood lineage
Egun eleko, spirits of friends met in past lives
Egun enia sasa, spirits of great priestess
Egun Aje funu, spirit of white witches
I summon thee,
Iya my grandmother
I call on the energy of white witches
I summon you for advice
An old lady appears dressed in a white

“Iya mi” Nike screams in excitement. “I found out you were my grandmother after you died. I am now an Aje funfun and part of the Aro meta.”

“My daughter, why have you summoned me?”

“Iya me, I am very sorry.” Nike bows down in respect “ I am been tormented by a spirit and I don’t know what to do”

“Well its very simply, you have to appease him but do not make any deal.”

“How do that that.”

“Well you do an appeasement offering, not worship or demand sacrifice.”

“I don’t understand what is the different.”

“Worship sacrifice is….” Iya disappears before she could finished her statement.

“Come back! Where have you gone?”

Kalfu suddenly appeared.

“Well you seem to forget I control the cross road, I have blocked your access to your ancestors.”

“Please how do I appease you?”

“Sweet heart you have to build me an altar. Worship me, scarifies to me.”
He vanished#

Nike remembered her Iya warning but she was too scared to act on it. Nike rushed to the market. She looked practically insane and confused. She often got scared of her own shadow and saw Kalfu in people faces. At times she would scream but she was determined to get this done with and restore her sanity. After getting most of the items she also bought fireworks so she could scrap it for gun powder. She visited a wood carver and showed him an image of Kalfu she found online. The carver found the picture scary and refused, he tripled fell and died. Nike finally found a carver willing to do the work.

When she got back to her hotel room she began to prepare the altar. She cleared out a table and placed a clean red cloth on it, then dropped the statue of Kalfu there. She cut open the fire works with a knife and mixed the gun powered into a bottle of gin. Then she waited until the middle of the night, drove to a desolate cross road, brings out a black goat which she kept in her car and slaughtered it and poured its blood on the floor.

Kalfu the great, I beseech you
The moon god, I honor you
Met Carrefour, accept my offering
The bogeymen, please do not frighten me
I call on you to strike my enemies with great vengeance

She paused and sprinkled the whiskey mix on the ground. Instantly it caught on fire and Kalfu appear to her. He looked different from the first time. He was dressed in a three piece suit that outlined his physical features tall, sharp and well built.

“Hello Nike” he said in a soft tender tone as he held her hand gently.

Nike was speechless; flabbergasted by his appearance. To her he was handsome, from the depth of his glowing eyes to the gentle expressions of his voice to the touch of his hand upon my hers. She fought herself from hugging him.

“Come close.” He placed his hands around her.

Nike melted, in that split second she lost herself for a moment and quite forgot all the pain he had cursed her.

“So tell me, how I can help you.” He said with a brilliant smile radiant full of glee and a childish innocence.

“Well how can I get rid of Esu. So I can get my revenge on Oju”

“You can’t kill an Orisha, as long as they have worshippers they are immortal.” He laughed “but off course you knew that.”

“Yes, I just want him to stop cloaking Oju from my reach.”

“He is possessing Oju so you can’t harm Oju while he is under his protection. Also there is a spell you can use to force out Orisha from human bodies but that only works when balance is tampered, but Esu is too smart he would see you coming from afar. You need to leverage Ogunshola.”

“How do you mean?”

“You see Ogunshola has own problems with Oju, assist him and he would help you find him.”

“But when I find him what should I do.”

“It’s simple use your curse against him, it might not kill him but it would help push things out of balance.”

“Thank you Kalfu.”

“That’s not all, you have to give your sisters back their power.”

“But they would try and stop me.”

“Only you alone cannot restore balance once it is broken. You would need them.”

“You’ve be great help, I am so happy I contacted you.”

“You are welcome, now for what I want?”

“Anything just mentions it.”

“Deal” he shook her hand and a circle of green flame formed a ring around their hands “Let just say you owe me.”
He took a sip of whiskey spat out fire, laughed hideously as he transformed into a scary form before he disappeared.


Lexxyla, Nostradamus, felsunseg, tahir0, Jasmine4, priestchurch, joyberry, supizino, FakoMaybach1, MightyFortress, Chukwudozzie, cuteesthy, Olu317, donkelz, stephenGee12, Temmason, olumanja, rasiyorum, Danpersie31, Peppergroove, Kassia, joyberry, Oyindawealth, obafemylegacy, Maymac, Essyprity, Tuhndhay, richiearmany14, geezyk,shawttysofyne emarkson,Aphroditee,zoeyj,hercuteness,lisaanne,taniaa donpeteranking, mynuel, Dztzl, kingjomezy, gmekx, godwinfury, sunkoye, lonewolftzar25, holakizzo, bobosneh

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Celebrities / Re: Lawrence Daniels: Regina Daniels Brother Reacts To Her Marriage Rumors by LisaAnne(f): 10:58pm On Apr 15, 2019
danjalingo:

Money talks. Who English epp?
I need oh
Celebrities / Re: Two Young Men Storm The ibadanmall In Only Boxers(video) by LisaAnne(f): 7:41pm On Apr 15, 2019
Celebrities / Re: Is Wizkid Broke? See 14 Times The Starboy Has Rocked One Particular Sneaker by LisaAnne(f): 7:40pm On Apr 15, 2019
somebody cannot rock the same shoes in peace again

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Celebrities / Re: Lawrence Daniels: Regina Daniels Brother Reacts To Her Marriage Rumors by LisaAnne(f): 7:25pm On Apr 15, 2019
babatee90:
RIP Dead brain!!
RIP empty airhead
Celebrities / Re: Two Young Men Storm The ibadanmall In Only Boxers(video) by LisaAnne(f): 3:54pm On Apr 15, 2019
ShawttySoFyne:
many are mad
few are roaming
Celebrities / Re: Lawrence Daniels: Regina Daniels Brother Reacts To Her Marriage Rumors by LisaAnne(f): 3:52pm On Apr 15, 2019
Ndlistic:
Write ur own nah, olodo
sharrap and take corrections dumdum
Celebrities / Re: More Deals! Bbnaija Alex Bags Another Ambassadorial Deal Wit Big Makeup Company by LisaAnne(f): 3:47pm On Apr 15, 2019
the makeup looks weird, I wouldn't buy their product
Music/Radio / Re: Rudeboy - 'Reason With Me' (Video) by LisaAnne(f): 1:05pm On Apr 15, 2019
BuhariIsBURIED:
Do you want to bleep him?
silly question

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Music/Radio / Re: Rudeboy - 'Reason With Me' (Video) by LisaAnne(f): 1:03pm On Apr 15, 2019
He needs his brother back

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Celebrities / Re: Lawrence Daniels: Regina Daniels Brother Reacts To Her Marriage Rumors by LisaAnne(f): 1:02pm On Apr 15, 2019
Ndlistic:
See As Regina Jumping Up and Down with his brother HERE as he defended her.
Rip English

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Phones / Re: Breaking... Airtel Just Reduced There Night Plan by LisaAnne(f): 3:34pm On Apr 13, 2019
Osyxcel:

Guess Airtel wants you to sleep more.
Lol
Celebrities / Re: Maje Ayida Shades Toke Makinwa With His Black Complexion, Troll Reacts by LisaAnne(f): 3:10pm On Apr 13, 2019
coming from someone that made toke bleach her skin to please him

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Phones / Re: Breaking... Airtel Just Reduced There Night Plan by LisaAnne(f): 3:08pm On Apr 13, 2019
Osyxcel:

You use it?
yea
Phones / Re: Breaking... Airtel Just Reduced There Night Plan by LisaAnne(f): 4:39am On Apr 13, 2019
omg that sucks
Celebrities / Re: N500K Isn't Such A Big Sum - Ifu Ennada Says After Soso Soberekon Sent Her Money by LisaAnne(f): 4:36am On Apr 13, 2019
IdreamOfUnicorn:
lol 500k just like that
Are people really that nice
No
Celebrities / Re: N500K Isn't Such A Big Sum - Ifu Ennada Says After Soso Soberekon Sent Her Money by LisaAnne(f): 10:12pm On Apr 12, 2019
IdreamOfUnicorn:
lol 500k just like that
Are people really that nice
No
Romance / Re: Chris Oyakhilome’s Ex Wife, Anita, Remarries, Changes Maiden Name by LisaAnne(f): 10:05pm On Apr 12, 2019
Lol who am I to judge
Romance / Re: Gladys Lasila Weds Ian: 50-Year-Old Nigerian Woman Set To Marry White Man by LisaAnne(f): 10:00pm On Apr 12, 2019
BlueAir:
if she looks lesser than 50 to u. Then u must be one ugly thing undecided
Dummy. why not quote other people that have the same opinion ode.
Romance / Re: Gladys Lasila Weds Ian: 50-Year-Old Nigerian Woman Set To Marry White Man by LisaAnne(f): 3:02pm On Apr 12, 2019
she doesn't look 50

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Celebrities / Re: Campari's Party: Bbnaija Alex Unusual Shares Pictures From Event by LisaAnne(f): 1:33pm On Apr 12, 2019
LuciferAllah:
Did she jump fence into the venue?
What peeled her shoe like that?

*spits angry
Your eyes sharp sha

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Nairaland / General / Re: When A Scammer Got Scammed! by LisaAnne(f): 12:36pm On Apr 12, 2019
lmao 10naira transfer
Nairaland / General / Re: When A Scammer Got Scammed! by LisaAnne(f): 12:35pm On Apr 12, 2019
lmao
Business / Re: Meram Indimi Reveals Struggle With Depression by LisaAnne(f): 12:15pm On Apr 12, 2019
Ohiole6545:
Read below it
stop this nonsense

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Business / Re: Meram Indimi Reveals Struggle With Depression by LisaAnne(f): 12:15pm On Apr 12, 2019
what's making her depressed

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Celebrities / Re: "If I Didn't Have Money You Won't Laugh With Me Like This"— Davido Teases Chioma by LisaAnne(f): 12:14pm On Apr 12, 2019
MyVILLAGEpeople:


Looolzz.

In Davido voice ---- love is sweet O, but when MONEY enter Love is sweeter. Pepper rest O, so broda man gats deliver.
grin
Celebrities / Re: Man Hawking Bottle Water In Suit Spotted In Lagos State. Photos by LisaAnne(f): 11:06am On Apr 12, 2019
heat never catch him

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Celebrities / Re: "If I Didn't Have Money You Won't Laugh With Me Like This"— Davido Teases Chioma by LisaAnne(f): 10:59am On Apr 12, 2019
2 million for just a string of bracelet
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Is Expecting His Fourth Child? by LisaAnne(f): 10:20am On Apr 12, 2019
gradually turning to father of all nations

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Celebrities / Re: Soso Soberekon Gifts Ifu Ennada Half A Million For The Weekend by LisaAnne(f): 10:17am On Apr 12, 2019
Ifu send my share
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Visits Fuji Singer, Malaika At His Residence (photo) by LisaAnne(f): 10:06am On Apr 12, 2019
happybee:
We were together that day, making three.

grin
loool

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