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PhonesRe: How Much Do You Spend On Data Every Month? by LisaAnne(f): 4:52pm On Apr 04, 2019
UrbanExotica:
is that one money ? mtchew
Lol its what i can afford
PhonesRe: How Much Do You Spend On Data Every Month? by LisaAnne(f): 4:45pm On Apr 04, 2019
1,200
FamilyRe: Tee Nsofor: Nigerian Intersex Lady Receives Support As She Comes Out by LisaAnne(f): 3:50pm On Apr 04, 2019
nawa oh
CelebritiesRe: New Whip Alert - Tiwa Savage (pics) by LisaAnne(f): 2:59pm On Apr 04, 2019
mmm nice
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Bags Two Endorsement Deals After Calling Out Ex-husband And Mother by LisaAnne(f): 9:07am On Apr 04, 2019
daddyt ime:
Mtcheww...

She must have bagged an endorsement for any of the following...

1. Hate'o'rade energy drink...

2. Uselu psychiatric hospital

3. Codeine and Tramadol plus Kwale weed

Whichever one it finally turns out to be...we all say congrats to you bitter woman...worthy ambassador you are..
lmao
CelebritiesRe: Cee-C Blasts Lady Who Accused Her Of Bleaching by LisaAnne(f): 9:04am On Apr 04, 2019
Nickijoy:
She's old enough to birth cecee...
should have respected herself
LiteratureRe: The Love Grotto by LisaAnne(f): 9:01am On Apr 04, 2019
FrankAkowe:
Hello, dear friends. Let me specially invite the following people:
Ann 2012
LisaAnne
LightQueen
felsunseg
Kdavid02
sharliz
Ayanfe29
Remite011
Tonyspecial
aprilwise
CaZmir
Mtbail
Tywo244
Imagindat
francium001
hollawuyi2013
MhizBukola22
frbona
Lite50
Olumike001
superjacks
ShegzyB
holleyboy
skubido
Momoh7
Chumzypinky
duruZed
Treasure17
nastynic

AND SO MANY MORE.....

You're all welcome to another trip of fascinating story.



The Love Grotto




I needed to concentrate on the figures and get them right. In accounting, accuracy of figures was the watch-word. I just had to start all over again. There would be no respite until the figures were correct.

There was a soft tap on the transparent glass door. Martha opened it and popped in.

'Well done,' she greeted Ruth and me that occupied the office. Then, she faced me, 'The director wants to see you.'

I nodded.

'Right now,' Martha added.

I nodded again and stood up. I knew the director she meant was the Finance Director.

'I'll be back,' I told Ruth and left the office. The Finance Director's office was by the right, just after the office I shared with Ruth. It was my turn
to rap softly on the door before turning the knob.

'Good afternoon, madam.,' I greeted her.

She looked up from the document she was reading. 'Good afternoon, Frank. Have your seat.'

'Thank you, ma'am.'
She read the document she was holding briefly before she stopped to stare at me.

'How far with the auditing?' she asked.

'We're true with the third quarter of last year, and have just started the last quarter.'

She nodded and glanced at the clock in the office. It was few minutes to five in the evening; it was few minutes to the official closing time.

'You must finish the last quarter before you and Ruth go home today. Remember, everything must be finalized tomorrow before the final
presentation on the day after tomorrow.'
I nodded. She was right. 'Yes, madam.'

'Alright, you can go back to your job now.'

'Yes, ma'am.'

I left her office. Back in our office, Ruth was still busy with the calculators.

'Madam said we can't go home today until we're through with the last quarter of last year auditing,' I told her.

She made a face. 'Will she pay us for overtime?'

I chuckled. 'I'm sorry, I can't answer that question.'

We continued with the work. When it was exactly five, Martha popped in again. She held two nylon bags.

'Madam said I should give the two of you this,' she said as she handed one to me and one to Ruth.

'Thank her on our behalf,' I said. The bag contained a pack of fried rice, a bottle of mineral drinks and a 50 cl bottle of water. Martha left the
office.

I suppose this is our pay,' Ruth said and grinned.

I grinned too. The food would have to wait until work was finished. About fifty minutes later, the task was completed.

'Phew!' Ruth exclaimed. 'Now, I can breathe properly.

'Yes,' I teased.

She put her food pack in her handbag. 'I'll take it home.' She stood up. 'Meanwhile, I'll have to go to the ladies.'


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thanks for the tag
LiteratureRe: The Love Grotto by LisaAnne(f): 9:01am On Apr 04, 2019
FrankAkowe:
Hello, dear friends. Let me specially invite the following people:
Ann 2012
LisaAnne
LightQueen
felsunseg
Kdavid02
sharliz
Ayanfe29
Remite011
Tonyspecial
aprilwise
CaZmir
Mtbail
Tywo244
Imagindat
francium001
hollawuyi2013
MhizBukola22
frbona
Lite50
Olumike001
superjacks
ShegzyB
holleyboy
skubido
Momoh7
Chumzypinky
duruZed
Treasure17
nastynic

AND SO MANY MORE.....

You're all welcome to another trip of fascinating story.



The Love Grotto




I needed to concentrate on the figures and get them right. In accounting, accuracy of figures was the watch-word. I just had to start all over again. There would be no respite until the figures were correct.

There was a soft tap on the transparent glass door. Martha opened it and popped in.

'Well done,' she greeted Ruth and me that occupied the office. Then, she faced me, 'The director wants to see you.'

I nodded.

'Right now,' Martha added.

I nodded again and stood up. I knew the director she meant was the Finance Director.

'I'll be back,' I told Ruth and left the office. The Finance Director's office was by the right, just after the office I shared with Ruth. It was my turn
to rap softly on the door before turning the knob.

'Good afternoon, madam.,' I greeted her.

She looked up from the document she was reading. 'Good afternoon, Frank. Have your seat.'

'Thank you, ma'am.'
She read the document she was holding briefly before she stopped to stare at me.

'How far with the auditing?' she asked.

'We're true with the third quarter of last year, and have just started the last quarter.'

She nodded and glanced at the clock in the office. It was few minutes to five in the evening; it was few minutes to the official closing time.

'You must finish the last quarter before you and Ruth go home today. Remember, everything must be finalized tomorrow before the final
presentation on the day after tomorrow.'
I nodded. She was right. 'Yes, madam.'

'Alright, you can go back to your job now.'

'Yes, ma'am.'

I left her office. Back in our office, Ruth was still busy with the calculators.

'Madam said we can't go home today until we're through with the last quarter of last year auditing,' I told her.

She made a face. 'Will she pay us for overtime?'

I chuckled. 'I'm sorry, I can't answer that question.'

We continued with the work. When it was exactly five, Martha popped in again. She held two nylon bags.

'Madam said I should give the two of you this,' she said as she handed one to me and one to Ruth.

'Thank her on our behalf,' I said. The bag contained a pack of fried rice, a bottle of mineral drinks and a 50 cl bottle of water. Martha left the
office.

I suppose this is our pay,' Ruth said and grinned.

I grinned too. The food would have to wait until work was finished. About fifty minutes later, the task was completed.

'Phew!' Ruth exclaimed. 'Now, I can breathe properly.

'Yes,' I teased.

She put her food pack in her handbag. 'I'll take it home.' She stood up. 'Meanwhile, I'll have to go to the ladies.'


READ SOME INTERESTING STORIES AT: https: //thrillplus..com/
thanks for the tag
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CelebritiesRe: Fake! Man Got Scammed Out Of N20K By Fake Dino Malaye Instagram User. Photos by LisaAnne(f): 9:00am On Apr 04, 2019
KelvinCX:
Na your one month allowee?
not up to that
CelebritiesRe: Fake! Man Got Scammed Out Of N20K By Fake Dino Malaye Instagram User. Photos by LisaAnne(f): 8:39am On Apr 04, 2019
IdreamOfUnicorn:
smh 20k gone like that.
someone's one month salary
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Reaches Out To Tonto Dikeh Following Drama With Her Ex-husband by LisaAnne(f): 8:35am On Apr 04, 2019
macello4:
E pain am, Oloriburuku omo ale. I feel ur pain son of bastard. I blame dat slow poke u call ur father who rape dat hoe u call ur mother, one condom will have prevent animal like u Eleribu omo.
Oloriburuku omo ale ni father e. You are a product of a mass gang rape.Ask your mom. You are sperm that should have been captured and flushed down a toilet drain.
You are the reason why condoms were invented in the first place.
Your mom should have swallowed ,would have saved me the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity.
Lastly change that Jesus on your profile to devil. werey omo
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Brags As He Spends 10 Million Naira On Clothes At A Go by LisaAnne(f): 6:10pm On Apr 03, 2019
next
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Reaches Out To Tonto Dikeh Following Drama With Her Ex-husband by LisaAnne(f): 6:04pm On Apr 03, 2019
macello4:
animal, but u Ain't popular even with ur polish grammar.
Fool your father is an animal, that's why he gave birth to a mōronic ímbecile like you.
Everyone ain't interested in popularity dummy and you would know this if you weren't a brain-dead dunderhead
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Reaches Out To Tonto Dikeh Following Drama With Her Ex-husband by LisaAnne(f): 12:13pm On Apr 03, 2019
This bobo can't type a complete sentence without blunders
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Reaches Out To Tonto Dikeh Following Drama With Her Ex-husband by LisaAnne(f): 12:12pm On Apr 03, 2019
Jentle244:
Even her "beloved" friend the he/she knows that all her ranting is becoming stale. No body cares anymore. even the ex no send



my kind of guy
CelebritiesRe: My Son Thinks His Father Is Dead - Tonto Dikeh by LisaAnne(f): 12:09pm On Apr 03, 2019
afroniger:
Too much sef. Like his carbon copy. But las Las she's just wasting her time trying to keep son and father apart because when that boy grow, he will go behind her back to bond with his father. Blood is thicker than water.
Imagine seeing her son's face everyday and getting reminded of her ex
CelebritiesRe: My Son Thinks His Father Is Dead - Tonto Dikeh by LisaAnne(f): 11:49am On Apr 03, 2019
Funny thing is the boy looks exactly like his father
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Reveals He Now Has A Girlfriend by LisaAnne(f): 10:50am On Apr 03, 2019
Thank God for his life
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Steps Out In Pink Dress (photos) by LisaAnne(f): 10:43am On Apr 03, 2019
fashionista
CelebritiesRe: Rapper, Birdman Wants To Remove His Face Tattoos, Says He's Getting Older by LisaAnne(f): 10:24am On Apr 03, 2019
ihateyouhere:
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borrow sense
CelebritiesRe: Rapper, Birdman Wants To Remove His Face Tattoos, Says He's Getting Older by LisaAnne(f): 10:23am On Apr 03, 2019
LuciferYaweh:
Instead of removing the black tattoos why not tattoo brown tattoos that match your complexion all over your face?

[img]https://media1./images/843166c9d3dc66da2ad9ecf63a4e80cb/tenor.gif?itemid=12221156[/img]
nonsense
CelebritiesRe: Babcock Student Flogged Mercilessly By Father For Scamming Him Of N800,000 Video by LisaAnne(f): 11:52pm On Apr 02, 2019
huhhhh
CelebritiesRe: Hundreds Strip Unclad For ‘women Empowerment’ In Spain (photos/video) by LisaAnne(f): 11:52pm On Apr 02, 2019
Amagite3:
More than 1,300 male and female volunteers stripped naked to take part in a mass photoshoot in Valencia, Spain, by famous nude photographer Spencer Tunick.

The group gathered in the center of the Spanish city on Saturday and stripped to their birthday suit in the name of art and female empowerment.

The New York-based photographer, who is renowned for his work with naked bodies, said the shoot was in aid of Valencia’s IntraMurs cultural festival.

Participants were pictured in various positions that placed the men on the ground and the women standing over them, intended to represent the latter group as the “wiser of the two sexes.”

Watch videos here; http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/04/hundreds-strip-naked-for-women-empowerment-in-spain-photos-video.html

Cc; Lalasticlala
LiteratureRe: VICTIMS- Fiction by LisaAnne(f): 1:39am On Mar 30, 2019
SkimpleD:
LisaAnne, we don’t do that here o undecided
sorry....
CrimeRe: Man Commits Suicide By Jumping Into A Well In Delta State. Photos by LisaAnne(f): 12:53pm On Mar 29, 2019
Life can be so tough sometimes
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by LisaAnne(f): 12:39pm On Mar 29, 2019
[quote author=ochibuog wu5 post=77059009]SELF REPRIMAND�



"He who told the blazing sun where to stand in the morning, He who drew the line for the restless oceans to keep within their appointed limits,He who counted the hairs on our heads, would He be ignorant of His Supervisory role in our lives? Can we count the hairs on our eyelashes,talk more of the ones on our head? Why do we want to WORK things out on our own and row the boat by ourselves to the bay��‍♀?



�DID YOU KNOW?

Seeking after pleasures often defeats its own ends.



1.You've said you must marry that lady,she is pretty, has all the curves and if you don't marry her, you'll kill yourself. Huh?� . Have you thought about her vision in life and her virtues as a woman?

2. That dude is "loaded", he is an importer and exporter based abroad and promised to buy you a benz,You must marry that man and travel too with him or else you....�

3. You must get pregnant for your date since He doesn't want to propose to you so you can tie him down to marry you, by fire by force...its alright! �

4. He said he must sleep with You before he sees your parents and start the first marital rites and you agreed,what if he does that severally and after that concludes, "Sorry,you are not good in bed,I don't want to be seeking for sexual satisfaction outside my marriage ". Its the same old trick ohh,na dem dem�



5. He wants to marry you and he is said he is from one community in the Eastern Nigeria and insists you must get pregnant before He commences the marital rites,you loose up and take in,he now drifts saying it must be a boy before he makes any move,Gbam!!! the pregnancy scan shows its a girl��. Poor you.�

6. All your friends and even younger ones are " made",your class mate whilst in school just did a "classy"wedding and you must not be exempted, then you travel abroad to do that dubious business so you can shake up the city and send some dough home...after all You "deserve some accolades" too�. What if you can't even have your peace of mind and dignity as a human anymore over there or worst of all ,what if you get deported� and your Mum becomes �?

7. You are one of these :a single lady, separated, divorced, widowed or a single mum, you accept the norm that you'd have to wear the skimpy and provocative wears revealing your boobs or ripped trousers exposing your "hot thighs" all in the name of fashion to attract � Mr Right�‍�....seriously if you were a man,would you consider yourself a wife material�? Doesn't he have advisers when its time to choose a wife? Would they recommended you�, Yes or no? SELAH!!!



Sweetheart,It's far more than your looks or body curves, be modest,keep on keeping on and fear God more than you'd fear rats,the dude may lust over you, oh yes, but the sad news is that he still desires for a wife a lady of virtue and modest in dressing and personality like his wonderful mum. He wants a queen in the making as a wife,queens are always decent yet charming and winsome. Babe, visit the Queen of England and see that Decency is still trendy and rocks�

6. You've been content with how you've been coping with your husband but your Social media friends are always trendy and posting pictures with their latest hot outfits daily,then you put your husband under undue pressure and cook half meal for your children so you can save and buy wears so you too can 'belong�� as you post and dub yourself " slay queen" Do you know the motives behind your friends posts or the source of their money? What if they don't buy those clothes? What if they have a boutique - picking and replacing the clothes back after wearing? �



Friends,in all these,just be content.Life is simple and is not in the number of undue human accolades but the God's accolades you get; how many lives have been affected positively for God via your life or posts on social media, do you impact lives,does your life preach the goodness of our God;don't be in competition with any one to outdo one another; don't dig your early grave by insisting on making that relationship work even when you can see signs of prayerlessness, infidelity, pomposity, hot temperedness and undue extravagant spending in your spouse to be, run for your dear life��‍♂��‍♀,after all, a broken relationship is better than a broken marriage.�



� GEM FOR TODAY

We should never be impatience at the seemingly "inactivity or slowness" of God then we take things into our own hands and try to be our own Providence. Please Know God for yourself; be still and know He is God. Affect lives, touch lives and bring people closer to God rather than farther from God in all your endeavors. He is never late, He is right there on time and when its your time, you sure don't need to announce it, people 'd share the good news for you. Amen.



� Your plans may fail,rely on God for He is the one to "work" things for you...not you, not by yourself��‍♂�‍♀.



�Thank God its Thursday: Flourishing moments of Self Reprimand �.



Love�

Chychy.[/quote
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by LisaAnne(f): 12:38pm On Mar 29, 2019
[quote author=ochibuog wu5 post=77059009]SELF REPRIMAND�



"He who told the blazing sun where to stand in the morning, He who drew the line for the restless oceans to keep within their appointed limits,He who counted the hairs on our heads, would He be ignorant of His Supervisory role in our lives? Can we count the hairs on our eyelashes,talk more of the ones on our head? Why do we want to WORK things out on our own and row the boat by ourselves to the bay��‍♀?



�DID YOU KNOW?

Seeking after pleasures often defeats its own ends.



1.You've said you must marry that lady,she is pretty, has all the curves and if you don't marry her, you'll kill yourself. Huh?� . Have you thought about her vision in life and her virtues as a woman?

2. That dude is "loaded", he is an importer and exporter based abroad and promised to buy you a benz,You must marry that man and travel too with him or else you....�

3. You must get pregnant for your date since He doesn't want to propose to you so you can tie him down to marry you, by fire by force...its alright! �

4. He said he must sleep with You before he sees your parents and start the first marital rites and you agreed,what if he does that severally and after that concludes, "Sorry,you are not good in bed,I don't want to be seeking for sexual satisfaction outside my marriage ". Its the same old trick ohh,na dem dem�



5. He wants to marry you and he is said he is from one community in the Eastern Nigeria and insists you must get pregnant before He commences the marital rites,you loose up and take in,he now drifts saying it must be a boy before he makes any move,Gbam!!! the pregnancy scan shows its a girl��. Poor you.�

6. All your friends and even younger ones are " made",your class mate whilst in school just did a "classy"wedding and you must not be exempted, then you travel abroad to do that dubious business so you can shake up the city and send some dough home...after all You "deserve some accolades" too�. What if you can't even have your peace of mind and dignity as a human anymore over there or worst of all ,what if you get deported� and your Mum becomes �?

7. You are one of these :a single lady, separated, divorced, widowed or a single mum, you accept the norm that you'd have to wear the skimpy and provocative wears revealing your boobs or ripped trousers exposing your "hot thighs" all in the name of fashion to attract � Mr Right�‍�....seriously if you were a man,would you consider yourself a wife material�? Doesn't he have advisers when its time to choose a wife? Would they recommended you�, Yes or no? SELAH!!!



Sweetheart,It's far more than your looks or body curves, be modest,keep on keeping on and fear God more than you'd fear rats,the dude may lust over you, oh yes, but the sad news is that he still desires for a wife a lady of virtue and modest in dressing and personality like his wonderful mum. He wants a queen in the making as a wife,queens are always decent yet charming and winsome. Babe, visit the Queen of England and see that Decency is still trendy and rocks�

6. You've been content with how you've been coping with your husband but your Social media friends are always trendy and posting pictures with their latest hot outfits daily,then you put your husband under undue pressure and cook half meal for your children so you can save and buy wears so you too can 'belong�� as you post and dub yourself " slay queen" Do you know the motives behind your friends posts or the source of their money? What if they don't buy those clothes? What if they have a boutique - picking and replacing the clothes back after wearing? �



Friends,in all these,just be content.Life is simple and is not in the number of undue human accolades but the God's accolades you get; how many lives have been affected positively for God via your life or posts on social media, do you impact lives,does your life preach the goodness of our God;don't be in competition with any one to outdo one another; don't dig your early grave by insisting on making that relationship work even when you can see signs of prayerlessness, infidelity, pomposity, hot temperedness and undue extravagant spending in your spouse to be, run for your dear life��‍♂��‍♀,after all, a broken relationship is better than a broken marriage.�



� GEM FOR TODAY

We should never be impatience at the seemingly "inactivity or slowness" of God then we take things into our own hands and try to be our own Providence. Please Know God for yourself; be still and know He is God. Affect lives, touch lives and bring people closer to God rather than farther from God in all your endeavors. He is never late, He is right there on time and when its your time, you sure don't need to announce it, people 'd share the good news for you. Amen.



� Your plans may fail,rely on God for He is the one to "work" things for you...not you, not by yourself��‍♂�‍♀.



�Thank God its Thursday: Flourishing moments of Self Reprimand �.



Love�

Chychy.[/quote
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by LisaAnne(f): 12:38pm On Mar 29, 2019
[quote author=ochibuogwu5 post=77059009]SELF REPRIMAND�



"He who told the blazing sun where to stand in the morning, He who drew the line for the restless oceans to keep within their appointed limits,He who counted the hairs on our heads, would He be ignorant of His Supervisory role in our lives? Can we count the hairs on our eyelashes,talk more of the ones on our head? Why do we want to WORK things out on our own and row the boat by ourselves to the bay��‍♀?



�DID YOU KNOW?

Seeking after pleasures often defeats its own ends.



1.You've said you must marry that lady,she is pretty, has all the curves and if you don't marry her, you'll kill yourself. Huh?� . Have you thought about her vision in life and her virtues as a woman?

2. That dude is "loaded", he is an importer and exporter based abroad and promised to buy you a benz,You must marry that man and travel too with him or else you....�

3. You must get pregnant for your date since He doesn't want to propose to you so you can tie him down to marry you, by fire by force...its alright! �

4. He said he must sleep with You before he sees your parents and start the first marital rites and you agreed,what if he does that severally and after that concludes, "Sorry,you are not good in bed,I don't want to be seeking for sexual satisfaction outside my marriage ". Its the same old trick ohh,na dem dem�



5. He wants to marry you and he is said he is from one community in the Eastern Nigeria and insists you must get pregnant before He commences the marital rites,you loose up and take in,he now drifts saying it must be a boy before he makes any move,Gbam!!! the pregnancy scan shows its a girl��. Poor you.�

6. All your friends and even younger ones are " made",your class mate whilst in school just did a "classy"wedding and you must not be exempted, then you travel abroad to do that dubious business so you can shake up the city and send some dough home...after all You "deserve some accolades" too�. What if you can't even have your peace of mind and dignity as a human anymore over there or worst of all ,what if you get deported� and your Mum becomes �?

7. You are one of these :a single lady, separated, divorced, widowed or a single mum, you accept the norm that you'd have to wear the skimpy and provocative wears revealing your boobs or ripped trousers exposing your "hot thighs" all in the name of fashion to attract � Mr Right�‍�....seriously if you were a man,would you consider yourself a wife material�? Doesn't he have advisers when its time to choose a wife? Would they recommended you�, Yes or no? SELAH!!!



Sweetheart,It's far more than your looks or body curves, be modest,keep on keeping on and fear God more than you'd fear rats,the dude may lust over you, oh yes, but the sad news is that he still desires for a wife a lady of virtue and modest in dressing and personality like his wonderful mum. He wants a queen in the making as a wife,queens are always decent yet charming and winsome. Babe, visit the Queen of England and see that Decency is still trendy and rocks�

6. You've been content with how you've been coping with your husband but your Social media friends are always trendy and posting pictures with their latest hot outfits daily,then you put your husband under undue pressure and cook half meal for your children so you can save and buy wears so you too can 'belong�� as you post and dub yourself " slay queen" Do you know the motives behind your friends posts or the source of their money? What if they don't buy those clothes? What if they have a boutique - picking and replacing the clothes back after wearing? �



Friends,in all these,just be content.Life is simple and is not in the number of undue human accolades but the God's accolades you get; how many lives have been affected positively for God via your life or posts on social media, do you impact lives,does your life preach the goodness of our God;don't be in competition with any one to outdo one another; don't dig your early grave by insisting on making that relationship work even when you can see signs of prayerlessness, infidelity, pomposity, hot temperedness and undue extravagant spending in your spouse to be, run for your dear life��‍♂��‍♀,after all, a broken relationship is better than a broken marriage.�



� GEM FOR TODAY

We should never be impatience at the seemingly "inactivity or slowness" of God then we take things into our own hands and try to be our own Providence. Please Know God for yourself; be still and know He is God. Affect lives, touch lives and bring people closer to God rather than farther from God in all your endeavors. He is never late, He is right there on time and when its your time, you sure don't need to announce it, people 'd share the good news for you. Amen.



� Your plans may fail,rely on God for He is the one to "work" things for you...not you, not by yourself��‍♂�‍♀.



�Thank God its Thursday: Flourishing moments of Self Reprimand �.



Love�

Chychy.[/quote
RomanceRe: "Love Is All I Need "" - Nigerian Gay Shares Bedroom Photos With His Partner by LisaAnne(f):
LiteratureRe: Jewel From The Ghetto: New Novel Release!!! by LisaAnne(f): 3:49am On Mar 29, 2019
JamesKudooski:
CHAPTER ONE
EPISODE 1


Somewhere in Agege, Pink Roses Beauty Shop, 9.15 a.m.


SHAKIRAH CAME INTO THE salon in tears. She had a black eye that could hardly open, a swollen cheek, and lips twice their size--no thanks to the beating she received from a vicious street thug on her way to work that morning. She looked pitiable and her over-bleached skin reeked of the smell of two or more cheap bleaching creams mixed together for optimal result. The moment the other twelve or so apprentices of Pink Roses caught sight of her, they were curious to know what happened. But when she opened her mouth to talk, she felt a lump in her throat and the words stuck. She swallowed hard, tried once more but a loud cry broke free instead. As she struggled to narrate her ordeal, Kasumu, The Scorpion, walked in.

Kasumu, popularly known as The Scorpion because of the big scorpion tattoo he had on one of his upper arms, was a hard and feared street boy who had a crush on Shakirah and was a friend of the house in Pink Roses Beauty Shop. He had a rough jaw and bloodshot eyes that were not wider than slits sitting beside each other and gave an impression of someone permanently high on a mixture of spirits and marijuana. A deep machete scar crested the left side of his face. His lips were as dark as hell. However, as tough and mean as he was, Kasumu had a weakness--Shakirah! And a soft spot that surprised those who got close enough to see this contradiction in his personality.

At seeing Shakirah, his eyes narrowed and his face hardened. A lone vein stood out on his forehead like a streak of lightning. He clenched his fists.

“Shakirah,” he snarled in his deep, husky voice, “who did this to you?”

Shakirah made an attempt to answer, “It ... was ...” She sniffed. “It ... was ...” But the sob choked the words in her throat.

Kasumu studied her and he could tell instantly that it was the work of a street thug. “Can you recognize him when you see him?” he probed. Shakirah nodded her head in response. He bit his lips slowly. “Good. Let’s go!” He grabbed her by the hand and lead her out of the salon. His strides were like those of a fierce combatant and Shakirah had to practically run along to keep up with him. Outside, he mounted Shakirah on his motorbike and the next second, they vanished into thin air!

Ten minutes later, they were at Orita Junction, a notorious spot where the deadliest street boys hung out. The culprit and two other boys were sitting on a bench with a heap of marijuana and bottles of Chelsea dry gin in front of them. Two of them were busy wrapping the marijuana into sticks while the third was already smoking his and oozing thick smoke into the air. He followed each puff with a sensational whistle that instantly drowned in the blaring noise from a music shop nearby. Thick haze of the hemp hovered momentarily in the air before disappearing into the atmosphere. But not before the breeze blew the choking smell across Shakirah’s and Scorpion’s noses. Shakirah quickly covered her nose while Scorpion sniffed in the smell with pleasure.

“That’s him.” Shakirah pointed to the dreadlock-haired assailant, still covering her nose with the other hand.

With the speed and force of a swift storm, Scorpion advanced, grabbed the bench and flung it and its occupants away. The unsuspecting boys rolled off in different directions. The marijuana heap scattered in the air and the bottles of hot drinks shattered on the ground.

Spark, the bellicose culprit, sprang to his feet. He spat out in disgust like a venomous viper. He vibrated in anger. His biceps rose and the veins of his head stood in aggression. He charged towards Scorpion and threw a swift left punch at him. Scorpion ducked. Immediately, he swung the right punch with added intensity but again Scorpion dodged. However, the move exposed him enough for Scorpion to bury a powerful punch into his side and followed it immediately with a deadly uppercut to his jaw. A mixture of spittle and blood flew out of his of his mouth and reeling off balance, he scrambled to the ground on all fours like a whipped dog.

He got up on his feet again. He wiped the blood tickling down a corner of his mouth with the back of his palm and gnashed his blood-soaked teeth in anger.

“Ah! Emi Spark! O wa jẹjú mi lábẹ́tẹ̀ mi,” he screamed in a mixture of Yoruba and street slangs, “ìyá ẹ́ máa kù leni” (Ah! I, Spark! You came to defile me in my hood! Your mother must die today.)

He picked up an empty beer bottle and smashed it on his own head. He shook the head viciously and beat his chest like an angry gorilla. “Awọ́n father ẹ́ ń duro de ẹ́ l’ọrún. Oya, dàgbéré!” (Your ancestors await you. Now say your goodbye!) He screamed as he charged with full force towards Scorpion with the jag-headed bottle remnant in his hand ready to stab Scorpion to death.

Scorpion stood still, unperturbed. Eyes intently fixed on the advancing opponent. He studied him carefully and calculated his next move. Spark headed for Scorpion’s heart but again Scorpion effortlessly ducked and quickly picking up a plank from the ground, he smashed the bottle off his hand. The hand dangled loosely back and forth from the wrist. Spark grimaced and recoiled in pain.

Instantly, Scorpion matched up to him and sent a punch to his left cheek. He staggered backwards and Scorpion followed it with another one to his right. He staggered further backwards. Scorpion followed through with another and another and yet another until the last one sent him reeling to the ground. Caught in a swirl of vertigo, he crawled on the ground aimlessly in no particular direction. All he could see were tiny specs of bluish-purple lights dancing in front of him. His lips were puffy and battered. Two of his teeth had flown out in the process of the beating. He groaned in agony.

Then, Scorpion removed his belt and whipped the hell out of him. Squirming in pains, he struggled to his feet and took to his heels staggeringly. Scorpion chased after him and sent down heavy lashes on his back each step of the way until he fell few inches away from Shakirah. He cried like a child begging Scorpion to spare him.

“Ahhh! Áláyé ... Máa ṣe bi o ṣe to. Máa jẹ́ ojú abùró ẹ́. Baba, jọ̀ wo ṣe fun abùró ẹ. Mi ó to yàjú si ẹ́.” (Ahhh! Lord ... Please don’t pour the full wrath of your might on me ... Don’t humiliate your younger one ... I didn’t mean to disrespect you.)

“Not me ... Her.” Scorpion replied pointing to Shakirah. His expression mean. His voice affirmative.

Spark immediately crawled to Shakirah and held her legs with both hands in submission. He begged for mercy, “màmà, ẹ jọ ọ́. Mi ò ni ṣe ìrú ẹ́ mọ.” (Mama, please I won’t ever do that again.)

Shakirah stood imposingly over him with arms akimbo, face thrown sideways, and leg placed on his head as if it were a foot stool. “Begin licking my feet now!” she commanded him with an air of authority. It was time to make him pay for what he did to her.

Meanwhile, the two other boys who were with Spark had fled the scene. One of them ran to Don Baba, the fierce leader of their gang, who immediately summoned the remaining members of the deadly gang to gear up for battle. He roused their spirit with a speech akin to the ones given by generals on ancient battlefields. They roared in a chorus with eyes glowing like a burning fire, brandishing all sorts of deadly weapons. They were ready to cause mayhem. No one dared crossed into their territory to desecrate their hood unless the person was prepared to die! They were now blood-thirty and ready to shed as much blood as necessary to reclaim their pride.
“That bastard’s days are numbered!” Don Baba said. His expression was stone-cold and the defiance in his voice was scary.

Back at the battle scene, the disfigured Spark licked Shakirah’s feet meticulously like nothing else in the world mattered. A crowd had formed a circle around them enjoying the ongoing drama.

Suddenly, heavy sounds of smashing bottles and screeching sound of machetes scratching against the ground rented the air. The cacophony was amplified by the chants of about fifty daredevils who were out for blood.

Immediately, everyone scampered off in different directions almost causing a stampede. Shop owners closed their shops in a jiffy and roadside merchants hurriedly packed their wares. People knew better than to linger around. They knew that another bloody street brawl was brewing and in less than five minutes, the streets became a ghost town. The stage was set for blood bath!

Scorpion and Shakirah turned around and saw the approaching armed gang. Shakirah ran behind Scorpion trembly...


To be continued ... Watch Out for Chapter One, Episode 2!

NB: The book will be up on online stores shortly for those who don't want to wait for each episode to be released.



Àdùkẹ́!
...My Story, My World.
LiteratureRe: Jewel From The Ghetto: New Novel Release!!! by LisaAnne(f): 3:48am On Mar 29, 2019
JamesKudooski:
CHAPTER ONE
EPISODE 1


Somewhere in Agege, Pink Roses Beauty Shop, 9.15 a.m.


SHAKIRAH CAME INTO THE salon in tears. She had a black eye that could hardly open, a swollen cheek, and lips twice their size--no thanks to the beating she received from a vicious street thug on her way to work that morning. She looked pitiable and her over-bleached skin reeked of the smell of two or more cheap bleaching creams mixed together for optimal result. The moment the other twelve or so apprentices of Pink Roses caught sight of her, they were curious to know what happened. But when she opened her mouth to talk, she felt a lump in her throat and the words stuck. She swallowed hard, tried once more but a loud cry broke free instead. As she struggled to narrate her ordeal, Kasumu, The Scorpion, walked in.

Kasumu, popularly known as The Scorpion because of the big scorpion tattoo he had on one of his upper arms, was a hard and feared street boy who had a crush on Shakirah and was a friend of the house in Pink Roses Beauty Shop. He had a rough jaw and bloodshot eyes that were not wider than slits sitting beside each other and gave an impression of someone permanently high on a mixture of spirits and marijuana. A deep machete scar crested the left side of his face. His lips were as dark as hell. However, as tough and mean as he was, Kasumu had a weakness--Shakirah! And a soft spot that surprised those who got close enough to see this contradiction in his personality.

At seeing Shakirah, his eyes narrowed and his face hardened. A lone vein stood out on his forehead like a streak of lightning. He clenched his fists.

“Shakirah,” he snarled in his deep, husky voice, “who did this to you?”

Shakirah made an attempt to answer, “It ... was ...” She sniffed. “It ... was ...” But the sob choked the words in her throat.

Kasumu studied her and he could tell instantly that it was the work of a street thug. “Can you recognize him when you see him?” he probed. Shakirah nodded her head in response. He bit his lips slowly. “Good. Let’s go!” He grabbed her by the hand and lead her out of the salon. His strides were like those of a fierce combatant and Shakirah had to practically run along to keep up with him. Outside, he mounted Shakirah on his motorbike and the next second, they vanished into thin air!

Ten minutes later, they were at Orita Junction, a notorious spot where the deadliest street boys hung out. The culprit and two other boys were sitting on a bench with a heap of marijuana and bottles of Chelsea dry gin in front of them. Two of them were busy wrapping the marijuana into sticks while the third was already smoking his and oozing thick smoke into the air. He followed each puff with a sensational whistle that instantly drowned in the blaring noise from a music shop nearby. Thick haze of the hemp hovered momentarily in the air before disappearing into the atmosphere. But not before the breeze blew the choking smell across Shakirah’s and Scorpion’s noses. Shakirah quickly covered her nose while Scorpion sniffed in the smell with pleasure.

“That’s him.” Shakirah pointed to the dreadlock-haired assailant, still covering her nose with the other hand.

With the speed and force of a swift storm, Scorpion advanced, grabbed the bench and flung it and its occupants away. The unsuspecting boys rolled off in different directions. The marijuana heap scattered in the air and the bottles of hot drinks shattered on the ground.

Spark, the bellicose culprit, sprang to his feet. He spat out in disgust like a venomous viper. He vibrated in anger. His biceps rose and the veins of his head stood in aggression. He charged towards Scorpion and threw a swift left punch at him. Scorpion ducked. Immediately, he swung the right punch with added intensity but again Scorpion dodged. However, the move exposed him enough for Scorpion to bury a powerful punch into his side and followed it immediately with a deadly uppercut to his jaw. A mixture of spittle and blood flew out of his of his mouth and reeling off balance, he scrambled to the ground on all fours like a whipped dog.

He got up on his feet again. He wiped the blood tickling down a corner of his mouth with the back of his palm and gnashed his blood-soaked teeth in anger.

“Ah! Emi Spark! O wa jẹjú mi lábẹ́tẹ̀ mi,” he screamed in a mixture of Yoruba and street slangs, “ìyá ẹ́ máa kù leni” (Ah! I, Spark! You came to defile me in my hood! Your mother must die today.)

He picked up an empty beer bottle and smashed it on his own head. He shook the head viciously and beat his chest like an angry gorilla. “Awọ́n father ẹ́ ń duro de ẹ́ l’ọrún. Oya, dàgbéré!” (Your ancestors await you. Now say your goodbye!) He screamed as he charged with full force towards Scorpion with the jag-headed bottle remnant in his hand ready to stab Scorpion to death.

Scorpion stood still, unperturbed. Eyes intently fixed on the advancing opponent. He studied him carefully and calculated his next move. Spark headed for Scorpion’s heart but again Scorpion effortlessly ducked and quickly picking up a plank from the ground, he smashed the bottle off his hand. The hand dangled loosely back and forth from the wrist. Spark grimaced and recoiled in pain.

Instantly, Scorpion matched up to him and sent a punch to his left cheek. He staggered backwards and Scorpion followed it with another one to his right. He staggered further backwards. Scorpion followed through with another and another and yet another until the last one sent him reeling to the ground. Caught in a swirl of vertigo, he crawled on the ground aimlessly in no particular direction. All he could see were tiny specs of bluish-purple lights dancing in front of him. His lips were puffy and battered. Two of his teeth had flown out in the process of the beating. He groaned in agony.

Then, Scorpion removed his belt and whipped the hell out of him. Squirming in pains, he struggled to his feet and took to his heels staggeringly. Scorpion chased after him and sent down heavy lashes on his back each step of the way until he fell few inches away from Shakirah. He cried like a child begging Scorpion to spare him.

“Ahhh! Áláyé ... Máa ṣe bi o ṣe to. Máa jẹ́ ojú abùró ẹ́. Baba, jọ̀ wo ṣe fun abùró ẹ. Mi ó to yàjú si ẹ́.” (Ahhh! Lord ... Please don’t pour the full wrath of your might on me ... Don’t humiliate your younger one ... I didn’t mean to disrespect you.)

“Not me ... Her.” Scorpion replied pointing to Shakirah. His expression mean. His voice affirmative.

Spark immediately crawled to Shakirah and held her legs with both hands in submission. He begged for mercy, “màmà, ẹ jọ ọ́. Mi ò ni ṣe ìrú ẹ́ mọ.” (Mama, please I won’t ever do that again.)

Shakirah stood imposingly over him with arms akimbo, face thrown sideways, and leg placed on his head as if it were a foot stool. “Begin licking my feet now!” she commanded him with an air of authority. It was time to make him pay for what he did to her.

Meanwhile, the two other boys who were with Spark had fled the scene. One of them ran to Don Baba, the fierce leader of their gang, who immediately summoned the remaining members of the deadly gang to gear up for battle. He roused their spirit with a speech akin to the ones given by generals on ancient battlefields. They roared in a chorus with eyes glowing like a burning fire, brandishing all sorts of deadly weapons. They were ready to cause mayhem. No one dared crossed into their territory to desecrate their hood unless the person was prepared to die! They were now blood-thirty and ready to shed as much blood as necessary to reclaim their pride.
“That bastard’s days are numbered!” Don Baba said. His expression was stone-cold and the defiance in his voice was scary.

Back at the battle scene, the disfigured Spark licked Shakirah’s feet meticulously like nothing else in the world mattered. A crowd had formed a circle around them enjoying the ongoing drama.

Suddenly, heavy sounds of smashing bottles and screeching sound of machetes scratching against the ground rented the air. The cacophony was amplified by the chants of about fifty daredevils who were out for blood.

Immediately, everyone scampered off in different directions almost causing a stampede. Shop owners closed their shops in a jiffy and roadside merchants hurriedly packed their wares. People knew better than to linger around. They knew that another bloody street brawl was brewing and in less than five minutes, the streets became a ghost town. The stage was set for blood bath!

Scorpion and Shakirah turned around and saw the approaching armed gang. Shakirah ran behind Scorpion trembly...


To be continued ... Watch Out for Chapter One, Episode 2!

NB: The book will be up on online stores shortly for those who don't want to wait for each episode to be released.



Àdùkẹ́!
...My Story, My World.

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