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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Now Making £1.7m Per Instagram Post by Lisaint(m): 11:06pm On Feb 09, 2022
All those all this making huge funds off IG works?


is it a pay per like ?
Or pay per post


Make we start nah

My ig username is
Hrm_awon_hrm
Politics / Re: 10 Nigerian States That Can't Survive Without Federal Allocation - TheCableIndex by Lisaint(m): 2:06pm On Feb 09, 2022
Surely ondo state will be there

All hail the government of the Aketi

Government for the first family by the first family
And for the first family ondo
Nairaland / General / Re: What’s That Thing You Can’t Turn Down No Matter How Angry You Are? by Lisaint(m): 11:47pm On Feb 06, 2022
Ewa agoyin and bread
Politics / Re: Terrorists Force 13 Communities In Birnin-gwari To Pay N45m For Their Safety by Lisaint(m): 8:34pm On Feb 02, 2022
What kind of reportage is this


Birini-Gawri in which state?
Romance / Re: I Joined A Hook Up Whatssap Group Chat Only To Find My Girlfriend As The Admin. by Lisaint(m): 10:36am On Feb 01, 2022
Is your GF called Dami or Yetunde


If that’s her name
Forget about her she belong to the street

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Politics / Re: Metro Rail: There Is Need To Collaborate With Other Countries - Sanwo-Olu by Lisaint(m): 6:38am On Jan 31, 2022
I would love to join lagos state ministry of transportation


Did anyone have an idea about their recruitment stuff?

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Politics / Re: NURTW Clashes: Bode George Blames Sanwo-Olu, Says Lagos Island Is In Squalour by Lisaint(m): 6:33am On Jan 31, 2022
He raised valid point there!



Btw whats madam Tinubu Achievement in the red chambers!

Whats she doing?

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Politics / Re: Lagos 2023: GAC Has Not Settled For Any Replacement For Sanwo-Olu by Lisaint(m): 1:13pm On Jan 30, 2022
They have start testing ground!


Nigeria leaders and this feedback strategy!


Drop a bomb with anonymous then
Sit back and watch the public reaction to it!


If you don’t get it
Den sleep on it

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Computers / Hp Probook 440 G5 8th Generation 8gb 500gb by Lisaint(m): 1:32am On Jan 29, 2022
Urgent sales
Location: Lagos
Asking price 160k

Nos:
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Crime / Re: Pictures Of The Arrest Of NURTW Leaders, Kunle Poly And Sego by Lisaint(m): 4:52am On Jan 26, 2022
I was expecting then to answer that question

Where’s is their mugshot!


Even sanwo-Olu sef can’t arrest one of the big boys of Lagos!


Not to talk of RRS
Properties / Re: House Or Car? Help, I Am Confused by Lisaint(m): 4:23am On Jan 26, 2022
Abi you can share what you do with us too ni?
Help an unemployed graduate
Politics / Re: Lagos Warns Commercial Drivers Against Fare Increase Over ₦800 Govt Levy by Lisaint(m): 3:49am On Jan 24, 2022
The government will never say the truth!


Everyone of us enter busses daily right!

Apart from The White and green uniform guys and the Yellow yellow uniform guys
Which is NURTW and RTEAN guys!

Have you ever see any other collector representing local government?

Lets use ikotun-Iyana ipaja as a case study
Apart from the nurtw guys that collect money at Ikotun,Council,idimu,Egbeda,and iyana ipaja


And those that collect for police,lasman,and task force if they show up at iyana-ipaja

Who’s collecting for LGA?


Even if someone is collecting for LGA
It’s not up to 3000

Why are they using Island-Badagry ?
To justify this extortion?
Why can’t they use short distance like
Ikotun-igando
Ikotun-oshodi
Berger to oshodi
Ikotun to cele express
Igando-iyana ipaja
Iyana-ipaja to ber



They are trying to spin the narrative
Those that are also covering short distance will pay this additional levy and will also pay Union dues

If LASG have iron balls
Why didn’t they scrap the union dues

Or bring some sanity to their head like the oyo state park management !!


The commissioner of information even made it clear that

The levy no affect union dues! Lol seriously

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Let’s remember most of this Danfo no get garage ooo


Wey LASG dey talk say
Lasema dey charge them for garage wey dem dey clean!
Where’s the garage in mushin?
Ikotun nko?
Isolo nko?
Cele express nko

On the Badagry route they are using as example

No garage too o!

Government of owo da
Properties / Re: How Well Do You Know Some Land Documents And Titles? by Lisaint(m): 3:38pm On Jan 20, 2022
I learn something new today!


But please how will one know the land you are about to buy is free from Government Accqusition


Cause omo onile can be so dubious


It happened in Age-mowo badagry
Where the police authority use to build estate now at Age-mowo
Some people already stay 10years on the land before they come and purse them that they are on government land!


So please how can one be sure before buying?
Politics / Re: House Of Reps Removes Direct Primary Clause, Passes Electoral Act by Lisaint(m): 3:32pm On Jan 19, 2022
Opposition party stage a work out




What’s the whole essence of the workout they have been staging since all this while

Rubbish and ingredient
Crime / Re: How Police Sergeant’s ‘Accidental Discharge’ Killed Colleague While On Patrol by Lisaint(m): 3:31pm On Jan 16, 2022
That’s murder abeg

But wait

Is it that Ak-47 don’t have safety switch?

Someone should enlighten me abeg!

Or is it that this officer intentionally pull the gun safety off?

When it’s not that they are battling boko haram


Since they came gun for an investigation from the state cid

The guns can be loaded but with safety

Unless them don get mind to shoot and harass people on the road before

That’s why they don’t have safest on


Either way
Men of the NPF are so unprofessional


Few weeks ago
In Lagos

Men of the Ikotun divisional police station
Had to hide under the guise of the dark
To collect bike from those aboki okada men working at night around that college junction

Those ones that carry onilewura (Liasu rd)

The funniest thing
When they were going
One was holding Origin Pet bottle slipping the content

Others where hold SEAMAN sachet also slipping the content

Immediately they got there
One just cock the Ak they hold
While others run after the bikemen wey looseguard

My problem be say
What if he actually fire and the shot hit someone

They will say it’s accidental discharge

Who gives AK to someone slipping alcohol ?


Nigeria Police lack discipline
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu: Some People Want To Destroy Me Over 2023 Presidency by Lisaint(m): 3:10pm On Jan 16, 2022
Nigerian politicians don’t like talking about the fraud case on their head

All of them prefer using this line

“I don’t want to talk about a case that’s already in court”

Alaye

Talk about it

It doesn’t stop your lawyers from defending you

Unless you have something to hide
Politics / Re: Adamu Adamu And His Entourage Visits Asiwaju Bola Tinubu (Photos) by Lisaint(m): 3:07pm On Jan 16, 2022
They have start visiting each other!

Political Romance
Politics / Re: Buhari Okays Military Operation Against Bandits In Niger State by Lisaint(m): 3:05pm On Jan 16, 2022
State house announcing military operation


Indirect alarm to those that need it

Politics / Re: Buhari Okays Military Operation Against Bandits In Niger State by Lisaint(m): 3:03pm On Jan 16, 2022
Latakia:
He need to intervene in Enugu state quickly, people over there are now using face masks not because of covid-19 but because of body odour.


lol chief
Don’t worry we will discuss this at the next Federal Executive Council meeting
Politics / Re: Tochukwu Ugwumba Resigns In Imo, Says He’s Ashamed Of Uzodinma’s Performance by Lisaint(m): 3:01pm On Jan 16, 2022
Don’t be suprise if you start seeing is campaign posters in strategic location!


Trust Nigeria politicians at your own risk!


He’s definitely up to something
Just watch
Politics / Re: 36 Governors To Meet Over ‘Pressing National Issues’ On Wednesday by Lisaint(m): 7:42am On Jan 16, 2022
Their meeting is about 2023

Nothing more

If you think

It’s about the economy
Sorry o
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Young Bola Tinubu In Suit by Lisaint(m): 8:35pm On Jan 15, 2022
trutharena:
Below is the pics of Tinubu.


Is this the choir uniform of those days ni
Politics / Re: Olamilekan Adegbite: Nigeria Has Enough Minerals To Power Electric Cars by Lisaint(m): 8:45am On Jan 15, 2022
DenreleDave:
Pls guys, is Twitter still working on your phone.... Mine is not working unless I use VPN...... To think Dt I almost uninstall my VPN when I heard Dt it has been unban baffles me..

I used it without VPN and it worked, after that time, it wunt work again unless I use VPN


Pls is ur twitter still working without VPN pls


Are you using glo?
Restart your phone

It should work
Politics / Re: Olamilekan Adegbite: Nigeria Has Enough Minerals To Power Electric Cars by Lisaint(m): 8:44am On Jan 15, 2022
But up till now

Ajakuta steel company is not working
Despite the level of work done on that complex
Politics / Re: Nasarawa University Students Kidnapped Close To Campus by Lisaint(m): 12:24am On Jan 15, 2022
Don’t believe what you see in the news


Everywhere is safe

Up APC
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Chibok, Many Feared Dead, Houses On Fire by Lisaint(m): 10:11pm On Jan 14, 2022
Chibok again
Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu Begins Presidential Campaign On Twitter by Lisaint(m): 9:36pm On Jan 14, 2022
Hisbah21:
he started ahead of others and he will fail ahead of others

Co-comment

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Travel / Re: Must I Be Vaccinated Before I Can Fly Within Nigeria by Lisaint(m): 7:56pm On Jan 13, 2022
Digitalfinga:

Where una dey see all this money fly na for this hard time.abeg bless me with small money let me enter bus with it �

I really wish say the money dey Oo


Me wey never chop this night
Travel / Re: Must I Be Vaccinated Before I Can Fly Within Nigeria by Lisaint(m): 5:18pm On Jan 13, 2022
opeyehmmy:



Like seriously Direct flight from Lagos to KD Thought there's currently no direct flight. Was thinking of taking flight from Lag to Abuja, then join the train at Idu station to Kaduna. Tell me more please

Just google Lagos to Kaduna
Flight
Travel / Re: Must I Be Vaccinated Before I Can Fly Within Nigeria by Lisaint(m): 2:24pm On Jan 13, 2022
Ebubu:
bro do you need passport for local travels? Or just book a flight online and that’s all you need?

Because I intend to fly from Uyo but don’t have a domestic passport yet


Noo o
You don’t need to have a passport

If u are booking online
After booking all you need do is
Check in at the counter with your booking number
Politics / Re: APC Denies Shifting National Convention To June by Lisaint(m): 7:04am On Jan 13, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:

My appeal is to fellow patriotic Nigerians to please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu. He is an experienced public administrator and a Patriot. Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely capable and competent to lead Nigeria to greater heights.
May God bless Nigeria forever.


Care to tell us the work he’s doing
That warrant bullion’s van bringing money to is house on election day (public holiday) ?
Travel / Re: Just Collected My International Passport by Lisaint(m): 5:38pm On Jan 12, 2022
candyjanelle:
How much pls? I want to do mine. Thanks

WhatsApp my signature ma’ am

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