Iamgrey5:
A slowpoke like you trying to impress God knows who with big English you don't even know how to use properly.

Deranged is an adjective used to modify a noun

Certin is a noun

Both Deranged and cretin means the Samething. Hence it is virtually impossible to use deranged to modify cretin.

humor me more ���

Iamgrey5:
Wtf is degenerated cretin?

Is a certin Mr Cambridge English?

Isn't a cretin already degenerated by the definition of a cretin

Slowpoke trying to learn how use big words

yes naaa a cretin is already degenerated it became imperative to declare a state of emergency in describing u with several synonyms as possible ����


Humor me more my beloved cretin ���

Iamgrey5:
Stop using words know very little of

What is degenerated cretin?

And stop putting two dots at the end of your sentences. Use the appropriate punctuation marks where necessary.

Mr Cambridge English first hand graduate!

ok I will use words that my fellow first hand graduates can relate with using ur current actions as a locus classicus... I hereby certify u as an idiot.. ����

Iamgrey5:
Nitwit !

So with all of your education, you couldn't recognise a typo.

Perhaps putting two dots after a sentence signify a full graduate from Cambridge university.

no I couldn't make sense out of anything because u wrote nonsense... Which like I quoted before emanated from a barren cranium... And apparently that makes u a degenerated cretin.. ����

Iamgrey5:
What most you call common sense is actually gullibility!

speak English please... I couldn't comprehend the hogwash you tried so hard to type.. Perhaps it's better to be gullible than to be an half baked graduate.. Shiorrr

Iamgrey5:
This woman should shut up

We know we are not feeding you and we understand she has to make money somehow.

Hence, her attendance at the World economic forum in Capetown.

Nothwithstading, she should leave issues of national importance and sensitivity out of her usual charade.

The South African government has repeated through proxies on numerous occasions that they are proud of the mob.

They have also stated that they are proud of the mob destroying businesses and label those businesses Nigeria drug dealers and Nigerian human traffickers

Eventhough, we have seen Pakistani and Southafrican shops looted, and we have also seen Ghanaian footballer shot by the SA police.

u are a grey without grey matter in ur cranium... Na waooo

Ecstasy154:
Yahaya Bello, governor of Kogi state, has picked Edward Onoja, his chief of staff, as running mate for the November 16 governorship election.

An aide of the governor, who did not want to be quoted, disclosed this to TheCable.

The aide said the governor submitted Onoja’s name to the leadership of the All Progressives Congress (APC) during his trip to Abuja earlier in the week.

“The chief of staff is the running mate of His Excellency in the forthcoming election. An official announcement would be made soon,” the governor’s aide said.

“Mr Onoja’s name was submitted to the national working committee of the party when His Excellency visited the party headquarters on Thursday.”

Onoja neither responded to calls nor text messages when TheCable tried reaching him on Sunday evening.

Kingsley Fanwo, spokesman of the governor, was evasive when TheCable contacted him.

“The party will confirm that at the appropriate time,” he said via text message.

An ally of Bello, Onoja is the most influential member of the governor’s cabinet. Their relationship predates the emergence of the governor in 2016.

Aged 49, the indigene of Emonyoku Ogugu in Olamaboro local government area of Kogi, is a Geologist.

He sought the ticket of the former All Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP) for a house of assembly seat in 2011.

He was the chief strategist of “Yahaya Bello Campaign Organization” in 2015 and the state director of the Kogi Youth Arise Group, which worked for the success of President Muhammadu Buhari, still in 2015.

www.thecable.ng/yahaya-bello-picks-edward-onoja-as-running

lolzzzz I just dey laugh... I rebuke bloodletting in jesus name, Amen..

ImperialYoruba:

When they go to Saudi Arabia they obey restriction by Arab.

At home they cant obey restriction by their culture.

because d devil resides here.. Doz elehas are the most promiscuous people on earth..

IronGalaxy:
exactly the brain- dead, puerile response I was waiting for. You will didn't disappoint

no doubt u were waiting for it... Because u know dat is exactly what u deserve as a goat... U guys are animals who only needs rod and whips.. Hence primates are chasing after ur ass.. ����A country where females outsource foreign cocks the men are docile drunks with plum hydrocephalus skulls...

kingemzy5:
The gods are expensive... Rolls Royce and private jet ... Why can't you disappear and appear??... Why stressing yourself alaafin since the gods are omnipresent

u are daft and too young to understand life's dynamics.. Yeah it's confusing but there will always be slaves to serve kings ur ignorance is understandable...

OlawaleBammie:


Gbam!!! laye moto ba baje...

den ewa gbe olopa mudashiru lo arrest weyrey ehh��

Shibaraba:
you know him personally and you decide to drag him on social media. You are the definition of a snake.

a traitor by default... And he's always wanted their downfall hence he quickly told his autobiography here even without anyone asking �����genes of hate!!!!

IronGalaxy:
you actually are ignorant. Most of you over there are. It is what it is.

Lol,@ " Ill always be inferior"

Nigerians, will always be backwards and ignorant and scum of the earth.

lol... Dax why u hopelessly use ur mothers, sisters and even wives as baits to get cash from the nigerians... Come to Nigeria and see ur mothers, sisters and wives riding our cocks for peanuts...

We might be scum of the earth but u my negro brother and ur clan are plagues.. I used the word plague because the genetical mutation that affected u lots it's rare.

IronGalaxy:
you use big words like " hydrocephalus" to appear smart and here you are spewing nonsense on the net. Which coloured South Africans are controlling our ancestral lands? I'll be waiting, lol

u think I'm ignorant like u?? I'm not in ur league bro... U will always be inferior to me... Pathologically indegenous South african men are nothing but belligerents and degenerates...


Hence you will never understand that what u have isn't life but existence...

Go and join ur ita boiz or go and learn sangoma work.. Leave nairaland alone... I know the hydrocephalus pained u... But it's fact... Big heads no brains
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leo2020:
Buhari certificate saga is the biggest dummy the opposition had sold to its gullible supporters since 2015. It's unfortunate that some foolish youths still believe the opposition after WAEC and Cambridge UK had released Buhari certificate. Meanwhile a General in the military is in the rank of a Professor in the academics, with Defense Academy having a better and quality teachings than most of your mushrooms Universities.

comeon man... Can u tell diz to ur employer If diz poo is tenable and obtainable we all should be allowed to do so...
Is the alleged irretrievable??

Couldn't agree less

Blue3k:
I read that Permanent voters card, drivers licenses, IDs, and even passports have to be picked up at office. Its odd that Nigeria has a postal service but the government doesn't patronize them. The expense would be factored in the cost. It would make consumers lives easier if they dont have to come twice.

Why isn't the government mailing these documents already?

Front Page: Lalasticlala Mynd44

because nigeria is a dysfunctional society. Our postal services is dead. Nigeria has nothing to her name, only corruption and nnpc...

grandiose4ever:


They shouldn't have splitted the school fees by nationality.

lol... Well all over the world international students pays more... Even me typing I paid through my nose to study abroad and infact still gonna pay today for one.. Lol

SugarMuffin:
Exactly what they deserve

bro ask questions around.. Why do u think some of the SARS carry charms themselves!?or mopols? Because they are even more ruthless than they appear... I grew up in the barracks so I know...

GistNotice:
Watch Full Video Here >> http://gistmore.com/brave-woman-hold-a-live-python-after-swallowing-a-goat-fans-hail-her

fans? Asin celebrity Python grabber OK... Iccccccccc

otuekong1:
Eya,but same okara featured in Politics Today on AIT,Anchored by IJeoma yesterday

guessed he misfired ���

GistMore4:
A sixty-year-old man, Charles Jide-Oni, who claimed to be a professor and lecturer at the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife, Osun State, was arraigned before a Federal High Court sitting in Ikoyi, Lagos State for allegedly obtaining money under false pretence and engaging in advance fee fraud.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Ibadan zonal office, arraigned the ‘Professor’ and 12 other internet fraud suspects before Justice Nicholas Oweibo, the Federal High Court vacation judge for the Southwest zone, on Wednesday, September 4, 2019.

Jide-Oni’s arraignment was sequel to the EFCC’s damning findings about the activities of an illegal financial outfit he floated through which he allegedly swindled his victims of several millions of naira.

Some of the victims had earlier written a petition to the Commission which led to the investigations that indicted him in the alleged fraudulent act.

Among other 12 suspects equally arraigned are Olaleye Kolapo, Madukife Ifeanyi Azuka, Fatanmi Yinka Sunday, Adebayo Bolaji Adeyinka, Adeleke Peter and Adebowale Fadairo.

Others are Oyewunmi Toulope Michael, Bello Ayoade Jalal Arikalam, Owolabi Toheeb Toluope, Abdullahi Abdulazeez Oluwatobi, Temitope Fatolu and Adesina Adewale.

Fatolu (aka Gold Crumb), however, opted for a plea bargain and pleaded guilty to a one-count amended charge of fraudulent impersonation when he was presented before the court on Wednesday.

He was subsequently sentenced to one year imprisonment with effect from June 20, 2019 when he was arrested.

'Gold Crumb' was also to restitue the sum of $500 (Five Hundred United States Dollars), through the Federal Republic of Nigeria, to his victim, and to equally forfeit his iPhone 6, Nokia 103 and Hp Laptop to the Federal government of Nigeria, being part of the benefit he derived from his fraudulent act.

See more photos

http://gistmore.com/professor-11-others-arraigned-for-alleged-fraud-bags-one-year-jail-term-pix

breaking bad

SugarMuffin:
What if they kill an innocent person? Is everyone a cultist in that school? Why enter a school compound and start shooting anyhow? These sarz people like behaving like they own everybody's life, mtchewwwww

they will tell u... U can't find the government... Oppression is inherent in our system hence people resort to self help... Many of diz officers die mysteriously because there are families that must avenge the deaths of their love ones the best way they can.

Printerscanner:
Shiites Igbos will still complain about RUGA in Zamfara. I support RUGA, I support RUGA in Northern Nigeria.

yes sure that's the beautiful thing bro... Atleast the cash cows of the country can finance it not complaining.... Even if they live in abject poverty... I support it bro especially that ogoni land that since 3rd Republic they have been crying that we have poisoned their land... We only care about their oil not them but they are too ignorant to understand...


Pun intended ####

celebgistz2:
#BokoHaramChallenge is trending No. 1 on twitter in South Africa.

South Africans has decided to go on twitter showing pictures and videos of themselves dressing up as Boko Haram terrorists and make jokes out of it.

This resulted from Nigerians threatening to call on the infamous terrorist group, Boko Haram, to “unleash revenge on South Africa.

Source: https://www.quicknaija.com/xenophobia-bokoharamchallenge-south-africans-dresses-up-as-terrorists-pics/

they are busy online dressing up as boko boys.. Meanwhile the colored South Africans are controlling their ancestral lands and they instead turn against their benefactors instead of those that made inferiority complex endemic to them all... Perhaps it's the anatomy of their skull... Most South Africans suffer hydrocephalus..

Stevecovey:

E go use him hand pack am, and dem go pack 20 more of ur brothers. Issa Simple sturvz.

in war there are casualties stop being loyal to ur repulsive cowardice and ignorance... If nigerians have herd mentality u bro have got a duck mentality that waggle off even when the Hawks carry her kids.. Nuff said. Think if u will!

ogbiwa:
A group of Inter Milan fans claim Cagliari supporters were showing Romelu Lukaku a form of "respect" when they aimed monkey chants at him on Sunday.

Lukaku, who moved from Manchester United to Inter in the summer, was subjected to the racist abuse after scoring the winner in a 2-1 victory.

A statement from Inter fan group Curva Nord said "Italian fans are not racist" and the abuse was gamesmanship.

It added: "We are sorry you thought what happened in Cagliari was racist."

The open letter to the Belgian forward, published on the fans' Facebook page, also said: "You have to understand that Italy is not like many other north European countries where racism is a real problem.

"We understand that it could have seemed racist to you but it is not like that. In Italy we use some 'ways' only to 'help our teams' and to try to make our opponents nervous, not for racism but to mess them up.

"Please consider this attitude of Italian fans as a form of respect for the fact they are afraid of you for the goals you might score against their teams and not because they hate you or they are racist."

Lukaku, who said the game is "going backwards" in the wake of the abuse, stood and stared at fans behind the goal - where the chants had originated from - after scoring the winning goal.

Inter defender Milan Skriniar was seen putting his fingers to his lips to the Cagliari fans in support of his team-mate - condemned the fans' actions in a post-match interview.

The abuse received by Lukaku was the latest incident in which a black player has been racially abused on the pitch by Cagliari fans.

In a statement, Cagliari said it intends to "identify, isolate and ban those ignorant individuals whose shameful actions and behaviours are completely against those values that Cagliari Calcio strongly promotes in all their initiatives".

Last season Everton's Moise Kean suffered similar abuse when playing against Cagliari for Juventus.
Serie A decided not to sanction Cagliari for their fans' racism - despite admitting their actions were "reprehensible".

The previous year Cagliari fans were called out after abusing another Juventus player, Blaise Matuidi - but Italian football chiefs did not take any action.

In 2017, Pescara midfielder Sulley Muntari walked off the pitch after being racially abused by Cagliari fans - but was subsequently banned by football authorities for his protest.

It follows incidents where Manchester United's Paul Pogba and Marcus Rashford, and Chelsea striker Tammy Abraham were abused on social media.

Lukaku's former United team-mates Pogba and Rashford were both targeted on social media after penalty misses this season.

Chelsea defender Kurt Zouma was racially abused on Saturday after an own goal against Sheffield United, while team-mate Abraham and Reading's Yakou Meite both received racist messages online after missing penalties last month.

England women's manager Phil Neville said footballers should "boycott" social media and Chelsea boss Frank Lampard said social media companies needed to do more.

Last month, Twitter said it would meet clubs and campaigning organisations to show the "proactive work" being done to tackle abuse.

Cagliari statement in full
Cagliari Calcio firmly rejects what happened Sunday night at the Sardegna Arena during the game v Inter Milan.

The club underlines - once again - its intention to identify, isolate and ban those ignorant individuals whose shameful actions and behaviours are completely against those values that Cagliari Calcio strongly promotes in all their initiatives. Every single day.

Cagliari v Inter Milan was the right occasion to appreciate and enjoy positive cheer, never addressed against anybody: in fact inside our "Curva Futura" - the first dedicated sector in Italy built to host children - both Inter Milan and Cagliari supporters enjoyed a lovely evening together in the name of their passion for football.

Cagliari Calcio does not want to underplay what occurred last night, endorses the respectable moral values of its people from all the stadium sections, but firmly rejects the outrageous charge and silly stereotypes addressed to Cagliari supporters and the Sardinian people, which are absolutely unacceptable.

Full solidarity to Romelu Lukaku and even stronger commitment toward annihilating one of the worst plagues that affects football and our world in general.

However, as we are aware that technology is not enough, we believe our commitment needs a real support by the rest of the football stakeholders: starting from all the true supporters, to all the stewards in the stands, from police and security agents, passing to media and as well through Lega Serie A and FIGC. Cagliari Calcio is asking you all a solid help to win a battle that involves everyone.

No-one excluded.

Demba Ba tells black players to leave Serie A
Former Newcastle striker Demba Ba, in reaction to the statement from the Inter fans' group, said black players should leave the Italian league.

He tweeted: "And here's the reason [the statement from the group] why I decided not to play there when I could.

"Surely it [players leaving] won't stop their stupidity and hate but at least they won't affect other races."

Liverpool striker Rhian Brewster, who claimed he was racially abused during a Uefa Youth League game in 2017, tweeted on Tuesday: "Everyday another case, so embarrassing to see another unaggravated example of racial abuse, stay strong Romelu Lukaku. We'll win the fight one day."

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49576840

i hope the fans will accept my own form of respect when I call them pork face... When I remind them that respectfully I know they will die pink..

Success1020:


I read this 10x, just trying to know why she was arrested. What is the job of EFCC? I didn't see where she committed any fraud. Why parade her when all these are allegations? Why not do your investigation like FBI before arresting and parading her? If her offense is simply malfesance; not having the appriopriate license to conduct financial transaction, does that warrant this?

because we are uniquely awkward..

KidsNEXTdoor:
Rubbish...


We have politicians here looting money with bullion vans and what not...

Efcc will turn a blind eye...

lol.. Credible intelligence

stephanie11:
The governor of Imo State Chief Emeka Ihedioha should be advised by well meaning Imo Citizens to open the Imo International Cargo Airport built by the former governor of the State, Owelle Rochas Okorocha, for operations, which the Vice-President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo had also commissioned.

The opening of the International Cargo Airport has now become increasingly necessary following the Federal Government’s moves to close the Enugu Airport for renovation works. And when such action takes place, the next option for Imo people, South-East people, Nigerians and the rest of the World especially the businessmen and women in this part of the Country would be the Imo International Cargo Airport.

The former governor had built the International Cargo Airport to open Imo State for business to the rest of the World. And the current governor should take cognizance of the fact that although Okorocha built the International Cargo Airport, but it does not belong to him, but to Imo people whose money, in the first place, was used in financing the project.

The governor should look beyond Okorocha and see what the State and her people stand to benefit if the Cargo Airport is opened for operations, both now and in the nearest future. Especially when everything needed to be done had been done and what is left is to open the venture for business.

The governor should also be advised to allow the Judges or the State Judiciary to move to the Ultra-modern Justice Oputa High Court Complex also built by him which the Chief Justice of the Federation, Justice Ibrahim Tanko Muhammad had described as the best across the nation on the day he came to Commission the project. Leaving such edifice unused and allowing weeds or grasses to take over the Complex is a disservice to Imo people.

It is also proper to advise Governor Ihedioha to equally move the Police to the new Police Headquarters and the Prisons to the new Prisons Headquarters also built by his administration along Aba Road. It is not advisable to leave such gigantic structures unused. And although the Police Headquarters and Prisons Headquarters he built could be adjudged Federal projects, the governor can go for refund.

The former governor had built these amazing structures to decongest Owerri, the State Capital and also create cities within the Owerri Municipality. And the idea had paid off because Owerri has now connected Obinze, Umuguma, Nwaorubi, and so on.

Chief Ihedioha should equally be asked to open the two flyovers built by Owelle Okorocha which he closed few days after his inauguration and reduce the rate of playing Politics with projects that have direct bearing with the people. The two flyovers had been in use for about four years before his emergence as governor and closing them with the aim of discrediting them for Political reasons won’t serve Imo people in particular and the general public any useful purpose. Owelle had built the flyovers and tunnels to stop traffic-jams in Owerri and to save lives.

The governor can do all these to mark his one hundred days in office, all in the interest of Imo people and the general public.

Sam Onwuemeodo
Special Adviser (media) to the former governor, Senator Rochas Okorocha

https://politicsnigeria.com/ihedioha-should-open-imo-cargo-airport-built-by-okorocha-sam-onwuemeodo/

lol

Jayslicky:
This is the only James brown I know. A music legend.

lol

CastedAyo:


https://leakers.ng/news/1525-nigerians-drag-senate-to-court-over-plans-to-spend-n5-5bn-on-luxury-cars/

Nigeria's Senators Earnings:

Basic Salary - N2.48m

Hardship Allowance - N1.24m

Constituency Allowance - N4.97m

Furniture Allowance - N7.45m

Newspaper Allowance - N1.24m

Wardrobe Allowance - N621K

Recess Allowance - N248K

Accommodation - N4.97m

Utilities - N828K

Entertainment - N828K

Personal Assistant - N621K

Vehicle Maintenance Allowance - N1.86m

Leave Allowance - N248K

Severance Gratuity - N1.86m

Motor Vehicle Allowance - N9.94m

Total = N29.48m Monthly

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Lol@hardship allowance������