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Siena:
Why are do all Omocalabar unable to write proper English?
Why are do all Omocalabar appear such stereotypical gits?
Why are do all Omocalabar so bored as to start daft and random threads?
Why are do all Omocalabar feel the need to start a thread at all, when the contents make as little sense as this one does?

And lastly, why are do all Omocalabar come across as brainless m0rons?

*Someone has just died of laughter here*

pro01:
Your vile, personal attacks show that you epitomize the most abominable maladies of womanhood. I won't deign to waste my time on a fish-wife like you.

I doubt if Ujujoan would want a fish-husband like yourself either. Ujujoan is a good girl and like I said earlier, you don't deserve one lol. How can someone be programmed to think that all women are cheats by default? I suppose your Mum cheats on your Dad too. Not meaning to be rude by bringing your parents into this but your paranoia is absolutely horrible and could prevent you from having a healthy relationship with any woman.

FactorChic:
what the heck is Na and Days?

I was going to type exactly the same thing!

ebonyz:
i am so over that silly beyonce's pose. she always pose like that to put emphasis on her hips.

If you've got it, flaunt it!

@poster, you need to move in the right circles. There are still plenty of good girls around. Why am I even saying this?? From your post, you don't deserve a good girl! You are crying "Cheating women, cheating women, cheating women!" As if they are f**king goats or dogs! Is it not men that they are f**king? So for every cheating woman, there must be a bad man to help her cheat. Therefore, if all women are bad then all men are bad too.

So how do you expect us to recognise her when you've covered her face? Can you possibly recognise someone by her top or her arm? Silly Silly!

Uncountable. See the list here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/action-calendar

Abekeade08:
Which kin ogogoro doctor you be sef?? I did not understand nada in our post. Speak English or pidgin abeg.

LOL

ayettymama:
So the broke back monkeys are still complainin??

Lol @ Brokeback Monkeys. I've got a new slang to add to my Slang Dictionary.

Decryptor:
Nigerian girl wey money no kill for dis world, caterpillar wey fail brake no fit kill am.

I hope you realise that the girl in the story is not Nigerian.

ayettymama:
is that jamelia??

SHE LIES

SHES A FFIN LIAR!!!

I STILL SAW THIS GIRL IN EXTENSIONS??

WHAT SHE ON ABT?

sebi nobody is forcing them to shave thier head??

and some of them are making money!

plus its hair, its not organs or anything irreplaceable??

wats the fuss??

I watched the programme on TV and Jamelia never said she didn't or wouldn't wear extensions. She even went to India to search for the girl whose "hair" she wore as extensions when presenting the National Lottery Draw Show. She just wanted us all to be aware of where they came from.

Babake2000, stop posting this everywhere!!!

mendomp:
yes i know you meant naira, thats what i was refering to , av woman spending  100k naira a month?? even though i can see it being possible if you have to have a lot of things to make you comfortable in nigeria cos these things do come at a hefty price in nigeria. but i think most people would find these things unnecessary,
for example while vacationing in naija for about three months i ran out of things like body wash, lotions, cologne and stuff, and i went to the mart to replace these things and geez, it was like 3x the price there!  so while i could afford it since i was only there temporarily, i just dont see it being practical to use all these things on a regular basis , unless of course one earns a couple hundred thousad a month,

I don't know sha but it's hard to imagine someone spending any less than 100K. That's only £385 per month. Have you considered rent, fuel, etc?

I did not write $100K ooo! I put Naira in brackets!

100k. (Naira)

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]feeling guilty about what? everyone on NL knows I'm a "v" so you must have come out of the boondocks or something.
even if i did lose it, why should i feel guilty? just like you said in your post. WE ARE ALL SINNERS. so i don't see how remaining one until marriage will take me to heaven and/or make me less of a sinner than others.
nonsense.

@190
can i help you?  [/color]

Hello Amaka, Can I just ask this question: How old are you? Just curious. Hope you are not too shy to tell.

Eziachi:
Ok, let's try to modify this thread this way: Do you know of any good looking person or politician from Ogun state?

Paddy Adenuga.

Do you drink a lot of Coke or Coffee? In short, stop taking anything that contains Caffeine.
Sleep well and don't stress yourself too much.
Then apply Vitamin E and Cucumber juice to the dark circles.
Or you could buy a dark circle remover cream.

Hello poster, looks like you have been watching too much teen movies. Stalker ko, Stacker ni.

I graduated in 1999.
Do they buy scratch cards according to the year of graduation?

Hello, please can someone tell me where I can buy the scratch card for printing results off Federal Poly Offa Website.
I'm not in Nigeria so I don't know how or where to get it. Anybody who knows should please get back to me.
Thanks.

@olorididan what are u feelin like?so u mean u are lookin 4 a girl dat u will chike through ur mind n u think dat's possible.Grow up bro talkin wit d mind is just like a myth it's not real n it's not possible.sorry are u an art student?

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ciara ciara princess harris
rihanna robyn rihanna fenty
jojo joanna noelle levesque
mario mario barrett
omarion omari ishmael grandberry
black eyed peas
will.i.am william james adams jr
taboo jaime luis gomez
apl.de.ap allen pineda lindo
fergie stacy ferguson
missy elliott melissa arnett elliott

r.kelly-trapped in d closet(1-5)
linkin park-numb
christina aguilera-beautiful

nsync are good but i think backstreet boys n westlife are better than dem.what do u think?

first of all rasquie is raz n if it 2 compare dere beauty zeal is better inshort zeal is d best