₦airaland Forum

purplecoco:
Starts with M and ends with p. Now you might have the idea who I am, keep it on a down low

MP?

5, Is this you?

GIYAZZ:
Go on, bro

I'll definitely do that when I get home in the evening. I'm in a bus now.

GIYAZZ, I wan do spoken word poetry.

daretodiffer:
Lol

Don't I have to learn how to use it?

I heard wasp spray is better than prpper dpray. Toxicity and all. I will also love to use a taser (blame POI)


cc ipledge10

That's the con; you have to. Many Asian martial art schools offer classes on how to use it. When you do though, the nunchanku will prove to be one of the deadliest non firearm and non bladed weapons you'll ever come across.

daretodiffer:
Taser..... Check
Stun gun...check
Wasp spray....check
Pepper spray...check.

Have you heard of the nunchaku? You could easily tell a Nigerian policeman that they are only a pair of relay batons and you are a sportswoman when a confrontation happens.

Truckpusher:
Op must be an alien.

Lol. What's wrong with the pictures?

Truckpusher:
Op must be an alien.

Lol. What's wrong with the pictures?

danbrowndmf:
okoro. Bless u too.

Okoro bi ti bawo?

danbrowndmf:
loools...That was what i gave to you na...go check ur mention jooor.

I done see am o!

God bless you too o.

danbrowndmf:
sharap! Shey i mention you for that award thread u know go there go comment,na here u carry ur mouth come.mad man.
ashawo okunrin ni bobo yi sha.

I check sotay, I no see category for 'Realest Person You've Seen On Social Media'. Ne hen make me vex commot for there say dem no go give me any award.

danbrowndmf:
SOMETIMES times i prefer older ladies(i still dunno why)-4years minimum.

BBW?!

Moti ni ashewo ni iwo fe ya.

MuhdG:
R u sure this is where u wanted to post thhis

Read the posts from the previous page. You'll get his joke.

Estharfabian:
O'Cmon! I'm also getting On Your Nerves??

Oh lawd!! Not You Too!!!!?


Uh...Actually I have... When I was 3...

Heheheh. We're cool. Real cool.

You started young.

Estharfabian:
No sarcasm...


An expensive joke that was..

Yes, it was expensive. I agree. But, does that make him a douchebag? Does that warrant a breakup? You don't seem to have ever been in a relationship before, sincerely!

Estharfabian:
Uh....he's a douchebag!

Break Up with the M'fûcker!

Sarcasm?

The poor guy was obviously just making a joke out of the whole thing.

MrCork:
...ok..u want me to upload picture of pekam or london?....bro quit embarasssin yor sef. Pekam is in london...not nigeria..you homebase people mennnnn!! (No ofeense)

Calm down, MrCock. I only want a picture of the foods you're eating.

danbrowndmf:
sorry o Dangote 1st son..

You never knew? I only need to switch on my charm, and I'll have all your exes, your current girlfriend, and your future girlfriends.

MrCork:
...bro..am in pekam London right now eatin roasted tukey wit apple pie & lanzaya cheese cake plus strabery coneto ice cream wit rice & jack chicken...u ther in nigeria searchin for petrol...who do u tink need more help..serriously? (No ofeense)

Wow! Upload a picture of those; let me see, bro.

MrCork:
....bro today is chrissmas day..we dont work on chrisssmas day...no correct person work on chrisssmas day...are u a taxi driver? (No ofeense)

Only you? 3 spellings for Christmas? You need to take a spelling class, bro.

MrCork:
^^^^^^highly recomended lightskin wifey material.....merry x mass & a happy new year!!

This early morning. You no go work?

EternalTruths:
Prophecy can be altered if the people involved decides to take a different path.

So it is foolish to look down on prophecy or call them fake.

If a prophesy can be altered, then technically there is nothing like a prophesy. If it happens, then it was said. If it doesn't, then it was altered. Where then is the prophesy?

Segadem:
Don't mind them, they are ignorant of the word of God( though I'm not saying there are not fake prophets )
Prophecy can be changed or altered by prayer.

If a prophesy can be altered, what then is a prophesy?

danbrowndmf:
how did u know she was lonely? She write am for forehead? Oga ade na pursue u come pursue woman jare...all toasting tactics jare.

?

Na woman dey pursue me; I no dey pursue woman.

danbrowndmf:
Ashawoooooo!woooooo! I don catch u!

No, I only saw a lady viewing a lonely thread on a lonely night and I highed her. How is that like your own case?

I was just being nice.

Hi, Saraphina.