₦airaland Forum

lilianlindyway:
u must b a bj lover llol

Lol..
just one of the Few bases that could make a man smile all day involuntarily.

She's pretty but Her Dentition tho!
a BJ from her would be Horrible!

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NairaQuest:
This is why many Nigerians like me will remain in the US all my life. Here you decide to live in NY. Any day you get tired you sell your house and move to another state no questions asked. Nigerians have a longggggggg wayyyyy to go. Lord have mercy

Your Point?

tunery004:
No one, I repeat, no one can tell the Yoruba's who to vote for. We are too intellectually sound to be spoonfeed. We voted Jona back den, we would av voted him but for his incompetencies, u don't change ur child school if she's doin well. U consolidate. We won't change a wining team. APC all the way

#OnPoint

Sai Vigilante!!!

Just seeing the heading...I knew it was HICC
Same church that planned to invite M.I for a motivational speech. Well *Its Allowed*

4 goals scored by 4 different players for Arsenal on the 4th day of the 4th month of the year. They'll finish 4th. Written in the stars.

2 assists for Ramsey. No assist for Özil's goal. You don't assist Özil, that's Özil's job.

Lool @ Footballtori live Commentary

" Arsenal Goal: Sanchez commot Toure for road, come wipe better shot enter net. Toure still dey slide go throw in"

He should just lie to his brother that "He is HIV positive"
Except he's willing to obey the call.

One particular franchise was asked yesterday why they decided to invest few days after GMB's victory- "we know we don't have to bribe anybody"

Eventually, This will lead to Stalking. So Let me recommend this movies

Misery, Fatal Attraction, The Orphan,Fear,Obsessed,The Resident,The Crush,One Hour Photo, Single White Female, P2, Swim Fan, The Fan, The Audition, The Roommate...
Thank me Later

YabaLeftist:
Fake story! The phone was working perfectly when you bought it, with all the apps in order. Then suddenly developed fault when you got home, tell me another lie.


The fufu and stones were inside it when it when it was working, then all of a sudden the phone packed up.

I don't think he's lying, He's not the first victim and he won't be the last..cos have heard of similar stories, the phone that was working perfectly is actually the original, the phone would be switched to a fake one when the buyer finally pays them.
I'm surprised people still fall for this scam. Last time it happened to a friend of mine was almost 7years ago, when Nokia Nseries was reigning.

ayindejimmy:
This Is A Polling Unit In Kano in the last presidential election
. .. Oya Show Us one in Rivers, Delta or Akwa Ibom with half this crowd.
Photo Credit: @dawisu http:///cuDaCZnvgS"

Op, reload the pictures uploaded on page(1) to (0)...just to clear their doubts totally.

Paul Thomas Anderson
Brian De Palma
Quentin Tarantino
Christopher Nolan
Paul Haggis
Clint Eastwood
Steven Spielberg
David O Russell
Woody Allen
Steven Soderbergh

*In No Order* (My Top Ten)

All I See is *Spoiler Alert*
I will b back when Season 2 ends

This BankyW Head tho.....e fit cause Eclipse.

I was @ a mall..the last time I got such compliment...as a sharp guy I went with the flow ,
"...really appreciate ur compliment....this is the first time am getting such...from a Pretty Lady..*she blushes*...and it actually sound better than a "GoodMorning" from my troublesome Sis."

Coincidentally, we were waiting for the same Movie.
The Rest is History!

Well... no change in climate or weather @ my end....But d only thing I noticed is my Dad (a Die-Hard PDP supporter)...he couldnt watch LocalNews again...even when he switches the channel to Aljeezera he still sees Buhari

Chilling For The "first Lady Election".

adesegun121:
If APC could do well in Lagos state under a PDP federal govt, u should expect it to be better under an APC fed govt.
So vote Ambode as Governor, vote APC

#OnPoint

And how was she able to convince the police b4 he got arrested...guess they had to see the evidence *shaved path*

lastpage:
Depends on why he lost.

If he lost because his opponent was younger than him or btter than him or more educated than him, l will vote for him.

But if he lost because he was a clueless, moronic dolt who surrounded himself with kleptomaniacs and had a Shepopotamus for a shexual appendage, l will cast him into the "Gates of Hell"!

Jeez, l am begining to sound like Pastor Oleedepo!

Emmm.... where was l sef?


Lastpage!

LMAO!!

Now that GEJ lost d election....comes back 20 years later at 72, says he's wrong and wants to make amend, will you vote for him?

Best April Fool statement ever..

Same Otedola,Dangote,(Adenuga) that raised almost 21Billion naira for GeJ's campaign #LifeGoesOn.

Soreza:
THE SOUTH SOUTH AND SOUTH EAST HAS SHOWED THROUGH THEIR VOTES THAT THEY DON'T WANT BUHARI,I THINK NIGERIA SHOULD DIVIDE

*Opens* Maths Set..*passes* Divider

Orubebe's plan was an epic fail and it's already on wiki for his kids and grandkids to see!

Smh! 3 days just to collate results and these Professors will be giving students 2 hrs to solve and finish very hard Statistics in the class.

When you see ya father shouting "Jega go to ya office, ya tribalistic!" on national TV.

No surprise this guy is being colossally stupid. He's wearing a GEJ hat.