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Politics / Re: Senate Moves To Investigate N80 Billion Fraud In NDDC by lloyds(m): 2:41pm On Jul 09, 2020
All these useless kangaroo investigations should stop.

The investigators are worse, just like Magu.

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Crime / Re: Chicago Prison Where Hushpuppi Is Being Held by lloyds(m): 6:03pm On Jul 06, 2020
Chicago prison is even more comfortable than some Nigeria house

Better than most Nigerian houses.

The food those guys are offered is better than what an average employee in Nigeria can afford.
Politics / Re: Video Of Dino Melaye, Hushpuppi And Timi Frank Laughing At A Party In Dubai by lloyds(m): 6:28am On Jul 06, 2020
Everyone knows Dino my man is a fraudster na.

But even Buhari and hisbgangs are not better.

So no case here.


Crime / Re: Buhari: Terror Attack Attack On UN Workers Will Be Avenged by lloyds(m): 6:02am On Jul 06, 2020
Clown of a president.

How about all those Nigerians of different caliber and ranks that have been vigorously slaughtered by Boko? You never had anything to say abi ?


Business / Re: FIRS Generates N66bn From Stamp Duties In 5 Months by lloyds(m): 1:36pm On Jul 01, 2020
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Never Said I Spent N35 Billion On Buhari’s Elections by lloyds(m): 8:53pm On Jun 26, 2020
This man is really under pressure now adays.

The almighty Jagaban, seems to be shaky afterall.


Romance / Re: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by lloyds(m): 2:38pm On Jun 11, 2020
Most likely the BF is presently sleeping with another lady. .

What a world. .
Romance / Re: Lady Uses Chicken Leg As Waist Bead by lloyds(m): 6:31pm On Jun 09, 2020
I will Bleep her
Eat the food
And eat the chicken leg
Nothing go happen

Romance / Re: Lady Uses Chicken Leg As Waist Bead by lloyds(m): 6:30pm On Jun 09, 2020
Any man that enters that honey pot, na total destruction be that o.

Romance / Re: Do I Tell My Boyfriend He's Not Smart ? by lloyds(m): 9:19pm On Jun 07, 2020

So what do you girls contribute during chats with fellow guys? Do you need screenshots of my chats with girls to make you keep quiet? They'll be like "Awwwn tanchu", "I'm blushin", "Kk" etc.
Now your guy is chatting the same way and you are complaining. That's to tell you what guys pass through every day.
Let me expose you, I'm sure you want your guy to be naughty or use swear words so that you can enjoy his chat. It has nothing to do with your energy quantization or quantum theory you said (Lol).

Obviously, he may be a shy type or you are his first gf or he doesn't really expand his horizons in terms of reading thus making it difficult for him to think outside the box.
So if you are considering quiting, who would you leave him for? Is it a crime if you teach him or assist him? Unless he has another weak point, like not working or abuses you, I see no reason why you should leave him, because if all guys or everyone was to take the decision you're about to take, most of us would be without a partner.

God bless you bro.

They say trash most times. I find it hard to connect with those flows with my girl also.

Everytime I try to initiate intelligent and intellectual grills, she has nothing to say.
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo Advocates Right Of Female Gender At All Level by lloyds(m): 3:40pm On Jun 03, 2020
This woman should go and marry and allow us to rest jo.....
Health / Re: Boss Mustapha: Nigeria Yet To Reach ‘Peak’ Of COVID-19 Cases by lloyds(m): 6:04am On Jun 02, 2020

Yet I have not even seen 1 person with it. But we keep seeing many figures daily.

I stay in Lagos. The virus is not effective much in Nigeria.

Nigerians have learned to leave with it, and we have moved on.

Open Nigeria.
Business / Re: CBN Revises Timelines For Dispense Errors, Refund Complaints by lloyds(m): 12:18pm On Jun 01, 2020
GT Bank is becoming a very useless with their transaction notification system.
Romance / Re: No Sex Before Marriage Is A Scam by lloyds(m): 12:32am On May 31, 2020
You wrote rubbish.

Go and read and heed to the Bible.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Cuts US Ties With WHO, Claims It Is Under China's Control by lloyds(m): 6:31am On May 30, 2020
This is serious.

Trump is getting it too aggressive. He needs to calm down.
Romance / Re: Lady Slaps Her Husband, Pours Soup On Him For Going Out With Side Chic by lloyds(m): 9:13pm On May 29, 2020
Most times, all these side chics are not as beautiful as the wife honestly.

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Politics / Re: AfDB: Why My Detractors Are After Me – Adesina by lloyds(m): 12:23pm On May 28, 2020
We are going to mobilise the whole Nigeria to defend this man

How do you know that he is innocent?

Are u the holy spirit?

Stop defending what you don't know. The looks of a man does not determine his heart.

Only God knows the truth.

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Health / Re: Who Else Has Lost Sense Of Smell And Taste? by lloyds(m): 10:43am On May 28, 2020
Almost everyone in my family and church have lost their sense of smell and taste and recovered recently....which is a symptom of corona virus.

Are we all infected and recovering on our own?
after all there is a 98% recovery rate.

Corinna virus is over hyped here in Africa. Believe me more than 76% Lagosians has contracted by one means or other. But their immune system fought and beat it out.

I noticed it in my body twice and just drank a lot of water and fluids, I didn't even use Vit C and it left.

If you don't chronic or complicated health records, there is 99% chance that you willneasily overcome it in this part of the world.

It has come to stay, we are already getting use to it too.


Health / Re: COVID-19: Ehanire Says Increasing Cases Can Exceed Government's capacity To Cope by lloyds(m): 8:04am On May 28, 2020

People have been dieing in Nigeria of Malaria, Diabetes etc before the coming of Covid19.

This disease is overhyped. I believe more than 65% of most persons in Lagos have contracted it one way or the other without even knowing. But their immune system has beat it out.

Except you have chronic/ underlying health records, you should easy overcome it especially in this part of the world.

They should open our economy, we have learned to live with it.


Politics / Re: Governor Ayade Exempts The Poor From Taxes by lloyds(m): 8:47am On May 22, 2020

He should.go and sell all his crooked earned money and give it to the poor. If he means it.

Crocodile tears.

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Health / Re: Lagos Discharges Thirteen Coronavirus Patients Today by lloyds(m): 8:49pm On May 21, 2020
I reside in Lagos, and I work in an essential service company, so I have been going to work almost everyday since Covid19 was discovered in Nigeria.

I even go out in evening most times. Up till.now I have not seen 1 single person that has this disease.

For me, I believe it is already in Nigeria. And more than 65% of people in Lagos have contracted it but their system beat it out.

It has come among us and cannot do harm like the western world.


Politics / Re: COVID-19: Lagos Reduces Budget By 21% by lloyds(m): 6:38pm On May 21, 2020
Coronna is a scam for Nigeria.

It's just like a flu entering our body this part of the world.

Anyone with normal or good health records will easily beat this disease.

They should stop hyping it.

Oyinbo system is very sterilized and that's why simple infections will easily trigger beyond their control. Nigerians have been eating things stronger than Coronna self before it came.....
Health / Re: 226 New COVID-19 Cases, 90 Discharged And 1 Death On May 19 - (1332 Tested) by lloyds(m): 2:47pm On May 20, 2020
Let the govt open Nigeria.. . This is all rubbish. We are not spain , Italy etc.

Most Nigerian are already battling with more than Corinna before. . We have flushed it into the toilet.

Abeg open Nigeria for business.
Health / Re: 226 New COVID-19 Cases, 90 Discharged And 1 Death On May 19 - (1332 Tested) by lloyds(m): 2:44pm On May 20, 2020
New case's, yet no one knew someone how knew someone who has the sickness.... Scamed country

The funny thing is that only one death and most likely that will come from malaria or any other common desease. I bet not coronna virus.

These stats and figures are all scam. It cannot have any much impact on Nigeria except you have serious health issues before.

Let them continue to lie to us.

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Family / Re: Are Best Friends Worth It? Mine Abandoned Me In The Streets Of A Foreign Country by lloyds(m): 7:56pm On May 18, 2020
Nothing like best friends bro...

Just let Jesus be your bestie....


Health / Re: Kano Records 64 New COVID-19 Cases, Discharges 18, Confirms 1 Death by lloyds(m): 7:19am On May 18, 2020
I repeat, and I stay in Lagos.

I have not even seen 1 single person yet that have contracted the virus.

The media and west and over hyped this thing.

Except you have underlying health complication / records or aged persons, there is 100% chance that you system will beat off the nonsence virus.

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Health / Re: Kano Records 64 New COVID-19 Cases, Discharges 18, Confirms 1 Death by lloyds(m): 7:12am On May 18, 2020
Kano is gradually coming to take over chairman from Lagos in this thing.
Health / Re: Obi, Maduka, Other Anambra PDP Stakeholders Donate 125m For Post Lockdown Interv by lloyds(m): 7:20pm On May 17, 2020
Coronna is heavily over hyped in this part of the world....

Its just like a flu entering your system here. .
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Prostitute Pushes Client To Death From Hotel Window (Video) by lloyds(m): 10:04pm On May 13, 2020
Sex, commercial sex in this covid19 season?

Ghana I hail thee......


Sports / Re: Sikiratu, Rashidi Yekini's Mother Placed On Monthly Stipend By Sports Ministry by lloyds(m): 5:51pm On May 06, 2020
That's how to treat a legend's mother.

Good gesture.


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