The virus knows those it can afflict
VP Osinbajo no be corona virus mate.

Malaria is a poor man disease while corona is a big man virus.
Most Nigerians form big men that is why they are scared.

Only a healthy man plays politics
The fear of covik one nine is the start of common sense

Righteousness89:
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I don't think Nigerians and World are interested in these now!

I think this is one of the signs/plagues God is giving this government in order to let His people go ....

I think this is one of the signs/plagues God is giving this government in order to let His people go ........

I am prepare
Are you?

Yenefer:
then don't miss the next ship

Are you not?
I didn't say to die but to translate and be caught up in Heaven

Yenefer:
so u are tired

Why should he when Africa (Nigeria) is a burial ground?

Dear God, just instruct the Angels to blow the Trumpet
Mankind wants to destroy itself.
Earth don tire to house some heartless persons who derive pleasure in generating pandemics to terminate mankind.
Abeg, just blow the trumpet already.

Good write up
Real fact also

GHoJes:

The lion even struggled to move for you, it couldn't even turn its head for me, was it the energy from the small cow meat it shares with the hyeana for a month that it will waste on any visitor. The snakes that feeds on day old chicks once in three weeks were hiding under a large stone to prevent visitors noise from draining it, I guess the tour guide forgot to tell me they are introverted because he must have exhausted the nocturnal line He used for other animals. The Ostriches 'oncur', they eat their eggs to make up for their meal, as such couldn't be bothered with any visitor. You will only see their big black body from a distance as though you are watching a country from another country.

The porcupine hides all day in the only hole in the cell it shares with white rats, if you have a desire to see a porcupine there, forget it, you would only see the spikes from the hole. One of the monkeys has lost its one hand to a chimpanzee due to hunger. The 93 years old tortoise stayed in one spot forever, I taught it was dead till a child climb on its back. The tiny lean antelope takes off the minute it sees any visitor, I guess it understands that the hunger there is a reflection of that in the country and that it can become a victim. The tour guide said the hyeanas communicate by laughter but they couldn't risk one laugh, instead they stared like what is there to laugh about. If you have seen a very hungry looking Fulani then you probably have seen the horses there.

All the animals are just waiting for the date they will become extinct by hunger.

It cost #400 per head for an adult but you will pay more if you request for a tour guide. The park is self sponsored, no government support, so I encourage people to visit especially those who have never been to a zoo, the environment also is a nice relaxation spot.

Broz, don't bother
I went there, it was an eye-sore
All the animals looked hungry and starved
The lions struggled to move
Same applies to other animals
I wasted my hard-earned money and the Babe wey we go together, hiss

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

As a real niggarrr
Apart from smoking weed, banging pussies and drinking alcohol
I love nature anyday anytime twice on Monday

I might pay a visit when i get to Abuja next three weeks

Hope that place is worth it
Because i hate to spend my money on dog shitt

You don talk am
Jonnie Waka!

Pharaoh4rin:
During our nans day, I used to go places with Dan Onjeh. Damn, uniport is hot but Benue state university is baaad with babes. The school has no ethnic bias when admitting students, as such, you'd find students from Taraba (Fulani), ibos, Bayelsans, Tivs, Cross Riverians Idoma and even Cameronians. I think BSU comes first

Daddie, why you dey wear weavon for another man head?

DaddySoftapple:
The boobs of the lady is missing and why is she multi colored?

face is yellow and hands are black.

You are in Nigeria while another nigga in UK is busy giving your supposed wife doggy, monkey, lizard, snake and elephant style in the UK.

some men mumu Sha!!
How can you wife a woman that has a flat breast like Aboki fried eggs?

Common sense should tell the man that her body count should be the population of China.
I hope that's not Pocohantas Sha.

she could be lying about living in the UK.
Based on the order of the Peaky blinders.

His Excellency in the line of duty?
This is what we call political Amotekun

phylshan:
Photos: Ortom’s convoy arrests cow for open grazing

https://thenationonlineng.net/photos-ortoms-convoy-arrests-cow-for-open-grazing/

Any serving corp. member in Abuja with LL.B, BL
Pls, PM me ASAP
A Chamber urgently needs your services around APO Area
URGENT

Is this a diary of a frustrated girl?

JoyceMeyersFan:

Marriage is indeed over rated.

Urgently needed
A legal firm in APO Legislative Qtrs needs a Serving corp member that is called to the Bar pls, send your CV to: gamesvillageabuja@gmail.com
Must be based in Abuja
Also, an Accountant (B.Sc/HND Accounting) with about 4 yrs post NYSC experience with knowledge of quickbooks and other accounting softwares and certifications (if need be) is needed. Salary (70-100k)
Pls, send CV to: gamesvillageabuja@gmail.com
Must be based in Abuja
On or before 12th April, 2019

No be lie
Wetin we go do?
Must we continue to keep silent in the face of this numbing impudence and impunity?

AngelicBeing:
I agree, you are writing as if those concerned will listen, we have had several building collapse in the past, how many people have been brought to book, that is to tell you that Nigeria is a failed state, it is called dog chop dog society

Must there be public outcry for you to express condolences?
If na election na, you go don dey there without IV dey shout rigging?
Mshewwww

As an expert in Emergency Management, much as the role could be multi-dimensional, but the onus lies on the government to take actions on such matters.
Nigeria has been so lackadaisical in the approach on Disaster Management ranging from flood, fire, building collapse etc
How can a Governor be quick to accuse the owner of the building in resisting the demolition exercise when such building has been marked?
It only shows a failed system where no one wants to take responsibility.
In a sane clime, the Chairman/Director, SEMA lagos state or any other agency responsible in Development Authority in Lagos should have either resigned or be fired but not in Nigeria.
We are yet to even see the C-in-C commiserating with the bereaved as seen in saner climes but here, is a shit hole.
So sad to express my feelings in writing.
My heart felt condolences to the families....

sorry,
kinda late
collation process ongoing

sunmarouk:


hello bros. am interested in this. hope its not too late. i have already PM you

URGENTLY NEEDED
Are you a good Driver and feels you can do UBER business?
There are cars for such, you may wish to PM me if interested.
Abuja residents ONLY!!!

URGENTLY NEEDED.
An Office Clerk/Dispatch Officer
A Computer Analyst/Operator (On a One month Contract)
Must reside in Abuja.
Please, PM me urgently......

No

cescfrank:

A fresh Business Education graduate (Accounting option) yet to serve. Will i be considered?

Yes she knows her status

Mobi47:
but someone here said she is married naa....wetin we go hear na

We will start a business together
Ammyluv2002 and I
From there, una go hear....
Ammyluv2002, pls confirm?

Mobi47:
MC OLUOMO whaatt...u mean am....I no fit fight o...but I don hands up since naa. The lady is really trying....I like her type a lot.... noby like some ladies that thinks only of themselves and not how to put smiles on other peoples face.

No
We just need a Corp member still serving

starboychan:



Good morning, please do you have openings for a chartered accountant that recently finished Nysc

, WHAT!
Did I hear you trying to ask her out?
Guy, maintain o.....
Na person investment for years be that o
In fact, for her case, na her crush stab MC OLUOMO yet nothing happen
No go there

Mobi47:
what are u saying sef. the moment I click on this last page, I was really admiring the hardwork and effort that Ammylove puts here. I must confess that I almost dropped a comment asking her out cos I really admire her selfless attitude towards getting these vacancies advertised here for us....I had to hold myself back.

Bross I no de like insult person but because of u I will do it today.

U ARE A VERY BIG FOOL WITH A SENSELESS IMMATURE ATTITUDE.

pls don't ever visit this thread for job again.....u can check out other jobs on nairaland.

MUMU.

To Ammy.....pls sorry abt his stupidity just stay calm, thanks a lot and God bless.....I was even thinking of getting a car gift for u in d future, before I saw his comment.....so pathetic.

URGENTLY NEEDED
Any serving Corp member in Abuja that studied ACCOUNTING who is wiling to re-deploy to another organisation, please PM (private message) me ASAP.
He/She has the tendency to be retained with good pay

Pls, no let people put their jobless frustration for your body o
Do you know how many lives have Ammyluv2002 have touched with her 'rubbish' post?
Many have and will still leave the labor market because of her kind gestures
If you think it is easy post lets see and how many have you posted?
Abeg, maintain your lane else, men go curse you with Buhari annoyance for here

tayo4ng:
I wanted to ask if the Abuja section of vacancy are only meant for a particular person called 'ammylov2002' i think the moderator should look into it. We need vacancies that exist for real and not the rubbish she continuously post here, if your post is real i don't think you need to floop the whole page with it, garri sell more than noddle yet no advertisement.people should be mature for once.

Abegi,
what makes a mother?
It is not your ability to have children through the vagina or put a foetus in the belly for 9months
It is the ability to take responsibility of a child to adulthood

Even @that,
Did he pay for the advert placement or is this how he wants to run Lagos if he becomes governor

SEONaijaExpert:
Bloody liar!

Jimi Agbaje will qualify as the most laziest politician in history. Campaigns he will not do, billboard he will not place everywhere even his posters are scanty in Lagos and he wants winning the Governorship election to be presented to him on a platter of Gold.

Imagine a man talking about 3000 billboards? Where did APC took them to and where was it destroyed?

Lazy politician on a cheap and failed attempt to seek emotional votes.