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Op Dont Just Sit Down There And Think.
Sell Your Belongings And Your Fathers Own, Borrow Money From Your Friends,
Get Loans From Diffrent Banks And Go Purchase A Tokumbo Ferry.
This Coming Raining Season Will Have Many Of Our Towns And Cities Flooded As Usual.
IBadan Is One Of Such Places.
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Dont Worry I Dont Charge For My Tips, They Are Free!
lalasticlala sef

Nice Piece Of Advert..

I Can Go As Long As 27 Km Without Data In My Phone.
BTW I Live Near An Airport So I Use Unlimited Free WIFI To Browse,
No, No, No! I Dont Mean The Airport WIFI,
I Mean My Neighbor's WIFI

merieam16:
Lolzz..Are u Jesus ni

Are You A Mail Or Femail?, I Love Your Handwritting

ivolt:
Don't hate yourself too much. Usain bolt earnings does not come from his government.

thats why i said ASSUMING HE REPRESENTED 9JA. SHOOOR!

banmee:
Why una de go school baffles me. You understand why vaccines exist right? Just because you are young and healthy and don't have symptoms does not mean you cannot pass the virus to vulnerable people. I took it weeks ago and i'm fine. I did to protect my family and society. That is what a normal person does.

In That Case Anti Christ Is Coming For You.
Nor Be Me Talk Am O, Na Pastor Righteousness Of Nairaland

Nothing Wey White Hair Nor Go See For Soyinka Head

The Writeup Is Damn Explicit But I Think Its Also Educational.
So When I Marry I Should Send My Wife To Her Family's House Then Go There And Give Her A Quickie As A Sort Of Suprise Huh?

I Love That Background.
Pls Who Can Photoshop Those Two Women Standing There Out Of It And Give Me A Plain Picture.
I Want To Use It As A Wallpaper

To Me The Weeknd Is The Champ Any Time Any Day Twice On A Solar Eclipes...
I Still Rock His Numerous Tracks:
- Starboy
- Save Your Tears
- Blinding Lights
- The Hills
- I Feel It Coming
- Heartless
- I Cant Feel My Face Etc
Than I Play Any Song In Twice Ass Tall Abum.
My Next There Is Dua Lipa.

Ague With Your 1 Year Old Toothbrush

Funny Enough The Police Had To Strike A Pose With Them After Their Release..
Maybe The Bail Fee Included Going Back To The Goverment House To Complete The Comedy.
Wetin Beret Nor Go See For Mercy Chinwo Head

DNA

Not That Am A Hater O,
But 5 Years From Now We Will Have The Following News:
PUNCH:
Omotekun Commences Strike Over Non Payment Of Salary.
VANGUARD :
Omotekun Personel Awaiting Trial Over Bribery Allegation.
THISDAY:
Omotekun Personel Laments Over Non Renovation Of Offices.
THE SUN:
2 Omotekun Officer Arrested For Supplying Weapons To Herdsmen.
NAIRALAND:
How Omotekun Personels Are Used To Rig Elections In Ondo State.
XVIDEO:
Watch How Omotekun Officer Was Caught Raping A 16 Year Old Girl In The Bush.

I Nor Well Abeg

Burna Has Really Tried,
But The Weeknd Is My Undisputed Starboy Here.
I Rock More Of His Songs:
-Starboy
-Save Your Tears
-The Hills
-Blinding Lights
-I Feel It Coming
-Heartless
- I Cant Feel My Face,
Than I Rock Any Song In Twice Ass Tall Album.
The Next Person There Is Dua Lipa, I Love The Song 'Levitating'
Followed By BTS And Cardi B Who Just Released Her Nonsense Hit Song ' WAP'
You Can Ague With Your 1 year Old Toothbrush

What We Should Expect From This Collabo;
Olamide Part Of The Song:
"She Say Make I Put Firewood For The Fire,
I Say Omoge Omoge Give Me Your Greenlight,
Abi Sho fe Pa Mi Ni?,
Emini Badoo Mo Like Ibadi Re,
Ma Pa YBNL Boss Cus Mo Bad Gan
I Go Change Your Life Like You Dey Zeeworld
So Tell Me Sho Ma Do Re Mi So La Ti Do Titi Lala!!"

Sarkodie Part Of The Song:
" You Know What Time It Is,
AbadaBombidi!
Obadi Pem Peh (yea!)
Otovodi Ma Prah (quick!)
The Bigger The Ass The Expensive The Shit (one Time!)
Cus Oma Gunu Pede Ma Tra Ready For You (naw!)
Black Ebony Ma Kumo Ti Da Para Guno Ti For Me ( One Time!)
Shoutout To My TM And Accra Boys I Got Love For You (haba!)
So Ti Go Nu Am Pag Tra Ni Mo Ti Gonu Da Tivo Gam Pa To Our Enermies.... One Time Lets Go!
( Jay Z Hooks In)


I Nor Well Abeg

One Tribe Like That Will Hire Pickup Trucks And Troop To Zambia Just To Go And Buy The Cement At Cheaper Price And Resell Them Here In Nigeria For Profits.
Igbo Kwenu!!

Frank That One Nor Consern Us, Infact Adamu! Adamu!!, Oya Pack My Bags Go Put For Aeroplane Boot, I Need To Comot From This Corntry Before Another Buhari Go Win Election!

Xie Xie Explores (thankyou)
I Just Love The Chinese,
Despite The Fact That Their Population Is 1.4billion And Their Landscape Is 70% Mountanous,
The Chinese Still Remain The Worlds Fastest Growing Nation.
Infact According To National Geograpic, China Builds A New Skyscrapper Every Five Days And At Least 73 New Ones Every Year!.
China Is Also Home Of 7 World Class University.
And 6 Of World 33 Mega Cities Are In China.
Thanks To The Fact That Officially Chinese Are Allowed To Bear Only 2 Children.
But Come To Nigeria....
Hmm Let Me Keep Quiet oo,
Some Of Us Hate Hearing The Truth.

To Me There Is Nothing Scary There.
Or Is This Fear Of Height The Reason We Dont Have High Rise Structures In Nigeria?

LifeSolutionsTV:
lol.

You live in Ekori?

No, But I Am Ekori By Origin.

Tho The Newspaper Is An Old One,
I Really Need To Take The Next Available Night Bus To Canada.
But First I Need To Learn How To Wear Lab Coat, Put On Glasses And Hold A Shringe..
But The Problem Now Is That I First Did My NYSC Before Gaining Admission Into The University,
And Secondly I Have Lost The Original Copy Of The Passport In My WAEC Certificate.
And I Have Never Been To Church Since Last Year,
Because Of All This Factors
I Am Afraid The Canadan Embassy May Ask Me The Name Of Our Dog.

AssAnal Fans Why Are U Guys Always Unlucky?..
BTW Reading The Article Was More Like I Was Watching An Action Movie.
Op Abeg Insert The Part 2,
I Want To Know If They Escaped From The Prison In The Future.

Calitoscassius:
Well... i am not a God fearing man, why da fucck would God be feared?. is God a murderer?










God doesn't even exist.

What A Wow!

Mine Was Last General Election,
When Buhari Was Re-Elected For 2nd Term As Our President.
Op I Didnt Cry, I Wept!

If I Hear Anybody Say He Is As Senseless As His Father I Will Slap Such Person.
I Hate People Who Speaks The Truth.


i nor well o

lol Oga Tony You For Sue Them In Dollar, Naira Too Weak And E Go Quick Finnish.
But I Pity U Small Cus You Nor Go See Shi-shi From That IGP Hand.
Nigeria Police Na Today?
Dem Go Talk Am Pass Your Lawyers Sef

Pay Workers You Nor Gree Pay,
Oya Sweep The Hostel Yourself...You Nor Fit..
So Because The Cleaners Were On Strike The Hostel Management Were Waiting For Their Dirty School To Be Posted On Facebook, Instagram, Nairaland, 2go, Twitter, Youtube And Xvideo Before They Handle Broom Themselves.?
Not Suprised, In Nigeria Many People Are Paid Just To Bear A Title Than To Perform A Duty...
Imagine Minister Of Agriculture Who Has Never Planted A Single Crop.

I Prefer Buhari To Step Down So That Many Jobless Youths In Nairaland Will Be Employed.
And No Thrash Thread Will Be Created.

op i nor well o

500k-5m Per Year Depending On The Type Of Perfume You Spray Before Leaving House.