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PoliticsRe: 10 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Tinubu At 69 by LMS1(m): 11:45am On Mar 29, 2021
11 : Two Bullion Van Entered His Compound Less Than 3 Years Ago.

12 : He Is A Close Friend To Gandollar.

13 : He Is Currently Campaigning For President Of Nigeria From That Bullion Van Money.

i nor well abeg, my stomach dey ache me grin
CelebritiesRe: 9ice Celebrates His Wife, Olasunkanmi Ajala's Birthday by LMS1(m): 11:36am On Mar 29, 2021
9ice Na Comfirm Womanizer,
Forget All This Transformer That Powers Ancestor's Generator Teasing Him Dey Tease U Soo.
The Guy Nor Get Characteristics Of A #LIVING THING,
Na #PARTY RIDER Still Dey Him Blood grin

i nor well o abeg!
RomanceRe: Soldiers Kneel To Propose To Their Girlfriends On The Road At Flyover (Photos) by LMS1(m): 12:19am On Mar 29, 2021
Common sense is common but the use of common sense is uncommon..
congratulations to them tho.
but that girl in white looks like a slay qu.................
and why did the soldiers used the army uniform to beg problem to come into their liveshuh
probably simp soldiers with chicken heart grin
shaa God nor go shame dem...


I nor well abeg cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Mocked For Claiming To Reach 5 Billion People Worldwide by LMS1(m): 7:56pm On Mar 28, 2021
CelebritiesRe: Psquare Photos Throwback Identify and win 2k by LMS1(m): 7:37pm On Mar 28, 2021
This Guys Where Influential In The Peak Of Their Career. Change Is Really Constant.
CelebritiesRe: Musician Drags E-Money And Kcee To Court Over Copyright Infringement by LMS1(m):
I Know Kcee, I Know Emoney But I Dont Know The Yamaha Musician here.
either way this story sounds true because since the days of limpopo kcee talent has been draining down(according To His Fans oo) grin
So dear mr yamaha make sure u collect Him that N150m.
But Am Not Sure They Will Pay You oo, Dont Waste Your Energy On The Matter Because Their Lawyer Is Well Paid Than Yours.
Na Nigeria You Dey O grin

I Nor Well Abeg! cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Kemi Olunloyo Reveals Davido Source Of Money by LMS1(m): 3:59pm On Mar 28, 2021
In Summary Which 9ja Artist Sales His Song?
I Just Downloaded Cardi B "WAP" For Free, I Downloaded Roddy Rich "The Woo" For Free.
I Downloaded "In My Feelings" By Drake For Free
Then Why Should I Pay To Download Jowo By Davido?
Kemi E Be Like Sometimes Anus Dey Scratch You.
Smh.
B T W Op Were Dee Screenshot huh
PoliticsRe: CAN Lauds Nsukka Professors, Ugwuanyi’s Friends For Paying ₦27.3M Hospital Bills by LMS1(m):
Maybe Looted Funds At Work.
Though It Is Mandatery I Applaud Him For Helping The Less Priviledged Too.
He Made Good Use Of Funds Unlike Wike Of Rivers That Is Busy Sharing It To Musicians.
#Nonsense And Toshiba.

No Insults, I Nor Well cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Suicide Bombing At Indonesian Cathedral On Palm Sunday by LMS1(m): 3:38pm On Mar 28, 2021
Imagine A World Without Religion.
I Hardly Hear Football Fans Blowing Themself Up In A Stadium While Watching A Match..
Religion Is The Very Satan We Are Fighting Against...
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Leaves Pitch ANGRY After Disallowed Goal Vs Serbia (Photos) by LMS1(m): 3:35pm On Mar 28, 2021
that match was fixed draw at number 48 in footbal pools.
these guys do this to cash out for bet companies like bwin, betway, etc but many people including fifa does no know.
HealthRe: My Surgical Cost And Experience In UAE Pics by LMS1(m): 3:25pm On Mar 28, 2021
ELKHALIFAISIS:
from Lagos grin Nigeria youths should just leave that country for them that's all
Ahhh! Dont Say Nigerian Youths O,
They Will Deport Anything Nigeria Once Our Youths Steps There,
Asin Do U Think They Will Welcome Fraudsters, Cultists, Thugs, And Other Petty Criminals In The Name Of Hospitality?
Only The First Day You Will Hear In BBC "A Group Of Nigerian Where Caught Fighting Over Stolen Iphone In Front Of Burj Khalifa". grin
We Nor Dey Carry Last O cheesy
HealthRe: My Surgical Cost And Experience In UAE Pics by LMS1(m): 3:11pm On Mar 28, 2021
ELKHALIFAISIS:
this is not my first time receiving medical treatment I UAE, first was when I came newly I accidentally drank Poison ( drainage opener ) and was rushed to hospital by good Samaritans , despite I'm tourist they treat me , feed me, Even begged me to stay more days but I refused because I thought I will pay, it's when they discharged me and I walked out of the hospital looking at my back but nobody was interested in calling me back to come and pay, I realized , Nigeria is fire here is heaven on Earth ,
Bro Am Asking Again Where Did You See The Bus That Took You To UAE?,
And Was It Night Bus?
I Cant Wait To Japa,
To Serve Nigeria Is Not By Force
I Resign Till Mother Notice grin
HealthRe: My Surgical Cost And Experience In UAE Pics by LMS1(m):
Congrats Op.
See Country Wer Tinz The Work.
Not Like This One That After Them Delay You For Registering Counter Them Go Tow U Enter Ward 5 Then The Doctor Go Comot Go Borrow Scissors And Shringe From Nearby Pharmacy,
Before The Man Come Back Your Body Go Hear Am grin
But Dont Worry Op I Will Go There Legally Next Time,
Though I Heard Edo Airways Is Cheaper And Faster cheesy
Either Way The Only Problem Now Go Be Who Go Lap Me For Aeroplane That Next Time When Am Travelling huh
You Know As A Nigerian Travelling To A Foreign Country Legally Is A Bit Difficult If Your Pocket Is Not Janded.
Or No Vex Op, Abeg Na Night Bus U Enter Reach UAE?

No Insults
i nor well abeg grin
CelebritiesRe: Body Needs Food N Rest – Yemi Alade Cries Out by LMS1(m): 2:18pm On Mar 28, 2021
Body Also Need To Stop Jumping From One Shuga Daddy's Bed To Another.
Tzzor Is That Shit Not Stressfull Too huh
TravelRe: HMM Algeciras, World's Largest Container Ship With 24,000 Capacity(Photos) by LMS1(m): 1:28pm On Mar 28, 2021
PigTormentor:
I know e dey hungry you to slap your useless drunkard father. Just wait for him to get drunk again and give him a big dirty slap.
Child or perdition, that's your way in life.
keep wailing senselessly because its a faceless forum.. cabal!

RomanceRe: What Have You Done For A Lady That You Regret The Most? by LMS1(m):
I Regret Giving Anita My New Pencil In Primary School.
I Regret Clearing Esther Portion Of The Grass In Secondary.
I Regret Giving Kissing Mary Withouth Facemask.
I Regret Voting For Zahra's Daddy In Last General Election.
I Regret Letting Ajoka Give Me A BJ With Her Open Teeth.
I Regret Breaking Up With My Ex 5 Days Behind Schedule.
I Regret Using My Data To Download New Cardi B Song "WAP" For My Current Crush..

i nor well o, should i continue regretting for you? grin
RomanceRe: Celebrate With Me Guys, Its My Birthday (pic) by LMS1(m): 12:47pm On Mar 28, 2021
If You Cannot Share Everyone Here Airtime Then Take Your Celebration To Facebook.
You Dont Deserve To Be Celebrated In A Public Forum.
You Are The Reason Buhari Is Impotent And Childless.
P.S I Mean The Buhari That Sells Suya In My Street. cheesy

I Nor Well Abeg!
Happy Birthday Dude
I Don Order For Beer, E Dey Road grin

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Female Undergraduate Does Manual Labour At Building Construction Site by LMS1(m): 12:31pm On Mar 28, 2021
Oh God bring those feminist to this thread And Make Sure TZzor Have Something To Learn From This Thread When She See It.
amen....
I Nor Well Abeg! grin

TravelRe: HMM Algeciras, World's Largest Container Ship With 24,000 Capacity(Photos) by LMS1(m): 12:20pm On Mar 28, 2021
grandstar:
North Korea is desperately poor. Why not Google "North Korean economy"?

What stuff from North Korea have you bought? You've bought lots of South Korean stuff. I won't be surprised if you have a Samsung phone. North Korea on the other hand is desperately poor. People who have gone there attest to this. Your assertions should be based on facts and not intuitiom. If you want to prove credible, show facts.
Bro I Told You Kim Does Not Allow Journalism In His Country.
Their Official Economic Data Is Often Not Published To The World.
But Then Where Do You Think The Fund For Their Nuclear Projects Is Coming From?
These Guys Dont Get Loan From World Bank, IMF Etc Yet They Are Able To Be Among Nuclear Weapon Producing Country.
That Should Tell You There Is Something Sketchy About North Korea.
BTW Do You Think Nigeria Is Doing Better Than Them? grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Mocked For Claiming To Reach 5 Billion People Worldwide by LMS1(m):
To Me This Man Is Famous For Curling His Hair With Relaxer Before Preaching cheesy
Meanwhile Churches Nowadays Is A Multi Billion Dollar Bussines Venture.
Let Me Break It Down For You
Top Biggest Bussiness Ventures Today Are;
-Drugs
-Porn
-Church
-Hacking
-Sport
-Crypto
-Tinubuism

I Nor Well Abeg! grin
TravelRe: HMM Algeciras, World's Largest Container Ship With 24,000 Capacity(Photos) by LMS1(m): 11:43am On Mar 28, 2021
grandstar:
There are two Korea's.You have North and South Korea and they've have a cold war between themselves for about 60years. The 2 have almost zero relations between themselves. North Korea has nuclear weapons, and its repressive and is desperately poor. South is wears the Gucci shoe and that's where Samsung, LG, Hyundai and many famous Koreans conglomerates (Chaebols) come from.
Thankyou, But I Will Not Agree With U That The South Is "desperately Poor" As You Claim.
They Are Doing Well Too (though Not Enough To Be Compaired With South)
But Due To Abcent Of World Journalism We Know Less About Them.
But It Is Claimed their Government Trains Some Young And Smart Hackers Who Steal Data, Infomation And Currencies From Other Nation To Fund Their Economy And Build Nuclear Weapons.
Only That The Government Of Kim Control Everything There Including Lifestlye. North Korea Is Progressing But They Are Keeping It A Secret To Others.
Thankyou Once Again!
BusinessRe: Satellite Images Reveals Traffic Jam Caused By Grounded Container Ship In Egypt by LMS1(m): 11:10am On Mar 28, 2021
timay:
It doesn't stop anything. How many of them will Navy ship monitor at the same time. Las las, Pirate go still collect their own share along the way.
Trust Me That Is Not Niger Delta Bro
BusinessRe: Satellite Images Reveals Traffic Jam Caused By Grounded Container Ship In Egypt by LMS1(m): 11:02am On Mar 28, 2021
You Guys Are Damn Funny! grin

BusinessRe: Satellite Images Reveals Traffic Jam Caused By Grounded Container Ship In Egypt by LMS1(m): 11:00am On Mar 28, 2021
obonujoker:
You need to watch yourself and what you say..

And you mustn't also comment on every post on this forum....
I Tire o! Because Na Internet Forum For Nigerians Pastors Go Follow Open Their Branch For Here grin
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests 70-years-old Drug Supplier For Bandits In Niger by LMS1(m):
See As The Packaged Drugs Fine Pass The Aboki Dress grin
In The Other Hand Why Parading Him When He Can Be Effectively Used To Trace And Bring Down The Terrorist He Is Supplying The Drugs To huh
So It Is True This People Are Making Money From This Insugency!
Walai Nigeria Ti Baje!
CelebritiesRe: Moment Gov Wike Gifted Burna Boy Land And N10 Million by LMS1(m): 9:44am On Mar 28, 2021
That Nor Fair Na
Burna Already Get Like 500m+ For Him Accant.
Wike Nor The See Those Cart Pushers For P.H Street To Empower Them?
It Is A Pityable Dismal Pismal, A Political Cancaploit And Akpoling That Wike Has No Clue On How To Make Good Use Of 10m. Very Bad And Athunuating.

Aswear That My English Go Pain Am grin

BusinessRe: Satellite Images Reveals Traffic Jam Caused By Grounded Container Ship In Egypt by LMS1(m): 9:39am On Mar 28, 2021
Fun Notes:
If This Happend In Nigeria:
First Area Boys Would Gather Demanding For Security Fees.
Then LASTMA Or Police Or FRSC Would Arrive Presenting The Sailor With Fine Slip With These Questions;
"oga Why You Carry Your Ship Block Road?"
"you Tink Say Na Only You Get Ship?"
"You Been Drink For Steering?"
"You Sure Say U Get Driving License So?"...
Then Custom Will Land The Next Day Offloading All The Containers In The Ship In Search Of Smuggled Drugs, Rice And Other Contraband Items.
Then Lie Mohammed Will Be On National Television The Fourth Day Telling Us "Pls Do Not Panic, The Senate Has Already Passed A Bill To The President To Build A Second Canal In River Benue And Work Will Commense There By Next Thursday.
Then Nnamdi Kanu Will Mock Nigeria For Not Having A Standard Canal For Ships.
Then Rightousness Will Come To Nairaland To Preach Repentance Because The Ship Had Contact With Marine Spirits.
Then Nollywood Will Make A Movie About That Ship And All The Container Will Belong To Shina Rambo. Lwkmd grin

BusinessRe: Satellite Images Reveals Traffic Jam Caused By Grounded Container Ship In Egypt by LMS1(m):
But This Ship Big O.
Imagine Me Owning This Ship And All The Containers In It;
Mhen! I Will Buy Lekki Toll Gate From Tinubu.
Then Buy V.I From L.A.S.G
Then Buy Nnewi From Anambra.
Then Buy All The Oil Wells In Bayelsa, Rivers, AKS, Etc,
I Will Make Sure I Buy Every Vital Places In Nigeria Except Borno State.
Am Just Kidding O grin
My Money Sef For Nor Reach,
I For Just Dey Play 2 Odds Everyday grin

BusinessRe: Satellite Images Reveals Traffic Jam Caused By Grounded Container Ship In Egypt by LMS1(m):
Jowo Dont Mind That Prophet Above Me.
I Orderd For HB Pencil And Eraser From Amazon.Com Since Last Year And They Are Yet To Deliver It.
Maybe It Is In That Brown Container By The Left.
I Dont Even Know Why The Sailor Went And Pass That Route When There Is Shortcut In River Nile.
And My Aptitude Test Was Yesterday I Had To Use A Crayon To Draw! grin

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