₦airaland Forum

Onitsha City is a nice place to be,
most private building there are very modern and are owned by succesful igbo merchants and GBoys.
their night clubs na blaize,
onitsha main market is like a combination of computer village and alaba int'l markets.
cheap aba made products everyway
and they can even clone your face there but shine your eye wen you dey aba oo.
generally onitsha is a suberb city mostly developed by private investors other than The goverment.

I Wont Forget To Add That the federal goverment built a.....
O Dont Worry I Dont Have Any Other Thing To Say

#say No to weed

Tuface pls promise us you will stop barbing your hair on your 50th 'Bed-Day'.
We are tired of seeing this your hairstyle since the days of 'plantaintion boys'...

I dont like 2face,
see the way he lost penalty in our last champions league.
our couch better replace him with Salah,
the guy is not a good mid fielder.

#Say-No-To-Weed

Trust fund?
Like say dem go ever stop bribery?
Trust fund my yansh!

oga remove dino malaye from your list,
he is not among the corrupt ones.
infact dino bought his first lamborgini while he was still a brick layer in lokoja

Which Kind Wahala Be Dis

It is called incompetency.
This is not the first time and certainly will not be the last,
only imcompetence people holds public offices in this corntry.
being that in a sane country the police will be the one to issue the warning to other security agency beforehand.
but for 9ja, the only warning they take seriously is " Your Account Is Low"

Rip to the chinese,
Omo, op snap the picture of that duck yansh car show us abeg, we need new memes in nairaland

if true then its dumb as fvck
cus Las las the child will carry his two leg and walk to daddy,
abi she go change the boy DNA too?
Hanty Blogger??

Stanleyville:
In your mind have you made any sence with the rubbish you just talk now.....yo always capping nansence I can't comprehend thinking yo making sence..

Sorry o

If That Volcano Erupted In Nigeria Instead Of Wasting Time Taking Pictures I Would Personally Rush There To Roast Some Corn Or Yam,
While Some People Will Even Deliberately Buy Some Cup Of Beans And Go Boil It On The Hot Lava As A Way Of Saving Their Kerosene And Gas At Home,
Meanwhile I Pity Our Treasury Because Millions Of Naira Will Be Looted In The Name Of
"Rehabilitating A Nearby Goverment FACILITY That Was Affected By The Eruption"
And If You Cheak This 'FACILITY'
Maybe Na Just INEC Polling Unit.

I Just Tire Sef

President Cyril Has Build A Record Breaking Hospital For South Africans.
But In Nigeria Buhari Cannot Even Rehabilitate Not To Talk Of Building A Standard Hospital For His Forever And Continous Medical Cheakups.
As I Am Typing This, Cyril Is In South Africa But Buhari Is Still In London.
Well Am Not Mocking Sha,
Atleast Our President Is Not A Lazy Man.
I Think That South African President Is A Lazy Man,
He Is Too Lazy To Travel For Medical Cheakups Like Our President Thats Why He Built The Hospital At Home.
Cyril Ramaphosa You Are A Lazy Man!.
Go Buhari!, Go!!

i nor well abeg

Me And Dangote Dey Beef,
How Would He Be Selliing Cement For N1,500 In Zambia But N4,000 In Nigeria.
I Will Never Greet His Truck Drivers Again!

Buhari Come And See Your Mate O,

O Por

Op Am Just Passing By The Thread,
And I Dont Wont To Meet Him.
There Are More People I Would Like To Meet And Dangote Is One Of Them..
Questions I Will Ask Include:
"Baba Why You Sell Cement For N1,500 In Zambia, Na So You Wicked"

naijadrivablog:
You think say you de wise You

Nor Vex, I No No Say The Truth Go Pepper Una

ReacherSaidNoth:
Apparently a male duck.

Hahaha, I Thought Its A Name Of An Electric Socket

Does It Mean That He Was Ill While Defrauding Buhari?
Lets Not Critizise Yet, Maybe The Goverment Was Oweing Him Some Months Salary.
I Dont Trust Anybody Who Visit Foreign Hospital Every Month And Still Dont Die.
I Mean The Man In Londom,
Death Did He Bribed You Not To Touch Him?

Kolo Op

Forget Cosmetics,
We All Know This Lady Is A Gold Digger,
BBC Once Reported How She Dig 2Tons Of Gold From Pornhub

HeRulesMen:
Wickedness.
You mean the death is beating around the bush?

Like Pesin Wey Miss Road

Lomprico2:
pain keh, mr Nairegin! she na for Pluto your tribe dey?

Na For Uranus Bro, The Visa Cost Die, So No Bother To Come.

RIP To Him,
But Dear Death That Is Not Who We Are Praying For,
It's The Boss!
I Hope U Will Make Us Proud Next Time...
Promise?

i nor well o

We Thank God For Him On This New Achievment.
But Who Is Falz?
I Have Never Heard Of Him In Our APC And PDP Meeting

Asa Before You Cashout Pls Whisper This Song Into His Ear:
"Am Talking To You Jailer, Stop Calling Me A Prisoner"
Maybe He Will Be Touched

Smh, See Him Head Like Tinubu Black Yash!

I Always Knew This Girl Is A Gold Digger.
She Was Nealy Got Digging Some Gold In Kanye's House Before The Divoce Began

Lomprico2:
and when they sell it to your lazy tribe and become prosperous, you will start beefing them.

Which Tribe?
Oga Chill, Am Not A Nigerian, Am Nairegin.
But Make E Nor Pain U Bro,
We Move

WoundedLamb:
Just curious, is there anything wrong with looking for where to buy things at a cheaper rate and resell for profit? Isn't that the ideal business plan?

Not At All, Thats Why Am Praising Them, B T W Am From The South!