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 Sports › Re: Nigeria’s Wilfred Ndidi Ranked 13th Best Player In The World by LMS1(m): 2:38pm On Mar 31, 2021 |
Keep Making 9ja Proud Boy.
But We Are More Intrested In Messi And Ronaldo, Abeg Who Dey Top Position?
Dont Fight Yourselves While Answering The Question Please!  80 Likes 5 Shares |
| Romance › Re: When A Nigerian Lady Says She Wants A "God-fearing Man", This Is What She Means by LMS1(m): 2:16pm On Mar 31, 2021 |
vicmac09:Thankyou Oga Teacher, But Did You Read What The Op Asked? "why Do We Say Onething And Mean Another" 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Dbanj Celebrates His Wife, Lineo, On Her 30th Birthday by LMS1(m): 10:58am On Mar 31, 2021 |
chimeremodlyn:Pls Sir, I Am Ok. You May Need To Ask Honourable Patrick That Question. He Is My Mentor. :O 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ever Been Offered A Job That You Rejected By Email? by LMS1(m): 9:33am On Mar 31, 2021*. Modified: 2:25pm On Mar 31, 2021 |
Yea! Sometimes Ago I Had An Email From An Agent Representing Bet9ja. He Offerd To Connect Me To This European Sports Fixing Company That Will Offer Me 'Sure' 2 Odds Rollover Everyday. But I Told Him God Will Bless Him For Trying To Make Me A Millionaire, That I Was Not Intrested Because Bitcoin Was Rising Everyday. He Should Rather Offer The 2odds To His Brother. 36 Likes 1 Share |
| Food › Re: Inside Insane Diets Of Sport's Stars - From Junk Food, To Drinking Urine (Pics) by LMS1(m): 9:11am On Mar 31, 2021*. Modified: 8:05pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
Assuming Usain Bolt Was A Nigerian Athlete He Would Only Eat From 'mama Put' Or Sometimes He Will Take Pap & custard Before Running. The Reason For That Is Because The Goverment Will Always Owe Him Like 7 Months Salary, Sometimes Sef Na Bet9ja The Bros Go Dey Use Survive . nor be me talk am o. 241 Likes 16 Shares |
| Romance › Re: See The Oath Agreement I Wrote For My GF But She Refused by LMS1(m): 7:37am On Mar 31, 2021 |
Amotolongbo:modified, comment was done under some influence. I woke up and was like "damn! how did I type all this jagons!"  |
| Family › Re: Why Do Some Women Get Pregnant After Family Planning? by LMS1(m): 9:57pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Reelmii:you will not understand. only those that studied aeroplane distinction at school will understand |
| Christianity Etc › Re: This Dream My Fiancee's Mother Had Is Bothering My Fiancee And I. by LMS1(m): 8:31pm On Mar 30, 2021*. Modified: 9:45pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
lol op the kind of comments you will get down there from nairaland religion warlords will make you sleep one eyed closed tonight. aswear Truth is that scientifically dreams are basically human mind inventing its own thoughts when the host is asleep. secondly dont spend your life believing in false prophecies cus your mind and life will be totally controlled by what you you hear and believe. I know you are religious but most so called PRIEST practices the bible doctrine in a different way thus injecting 5million cubic meter of fear into your soul there is nothing wrong with your wife to be, all the fault is in the religion you practice. stop letting someone else dream put you in 'THINKINGNATION' #Emanticipate yourself from mental slavery oh africans!.. 309 Likes 16 Shares |
| Romance › Re: If She Is 30 Yrs Old That Means She Has 12 Years Sexual Experience by LMS1(m): 8:18pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Zzor:your boyfriend leg lost? why dragging mine? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: If She Is 30 Yrs Old That Means She Has 12 Years Sexual Experience by LMS1(m): 8:13pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
wahala be like Tzzor, she gather experience die!! 2 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria 3-0 Lesotho: Fans React To Substitute Paul Onuachu Volley Goal (Photos) by LMS1(m): 8:01pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
keep souring Paul. the pitch is your limit 28 Likes 1 Share |
| Health › Re: Brazil, Worlds Deadliest Daily Records Of Covid-19 Cases. by LMS1(m): 4:59pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Thank God For Nigeria, Our Version Of This Epidemic Is Less Harmless.. while Other Countries Are Battling With Covid-19 What We Have In Nigeria Is Covid 2 And Covid 2.5 i nor well o |
| Romance › Re: When A Nigerian Lady Says She Wants A "God-fearing Man", This Is What She Means by LMS1(m): 4:39pm On Mar 30, 2021*. Modified: 4:57pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Op Answer This Ones First: Why Did Mark Zuckerbeg Named It Facebook When Its Actually Not A Book Nor A Face? Why Do We Call It Nairaland When Its Actually Not A Plot Of Land Or A Naira Note? Why Did They Call It 'Change' When They Ment To Say 'Crippling The Economy' ? Op Go Back And Study Your History Book. 260 Likes 25 Shares |
| Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Female Internet Fraud Suspect In Delta State (Photo) by LMS1(m): 4:28pm On Mar 30, 2021*. Modified: 7:11pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
What A Man Can Do, A Woman Can Do It A Bit Better So Ladies Also Do "Damn Niggarrr!" Jobs? 89 Likes 8 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Dbanj Celebrates His Wife, Lineo, On Her 30th Birthday by LMS1(m): 4:15pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
To That Poccupine Called Zzor Your Comment Is Always Fratanising, It Is A Pityable Dismal Pismal That At Your Age You Still Come Here Every Yelitude To Spew Bombaclatic Sarcasm. Are You Not Firigeous Of Your Gender? Do You Think We Will All Fold Our Arms And Read Your Crankiploids Without Making A Swift Move? Who Do You Think You Are? A Pastrine? A Quata Femine? A Tinubuist? Are You Even A Bombadier?... Aswear That My English Go Pain Am Die!! Lwkmd! 72 Likes 9 Shares
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| Celebrities › Re: Sinach Celebrates Her 48th Birthday (Photos) by LMS1(m): 4:07pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Sinachi100:no need for name, she already has a trademark |
| Family › Re: Why Do Some Women Get Pregnant After Family Planning? by LMS1(m): 3:46pm On Mar 30, 2021*. Modified: 7:15pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
The Following Factors May Cause It... : Maybe The Doctor Mistakenly Gave Her Wrong Contraception Meant For Menstration. Or Maybe Because The Child Is A+BB Genotype (stubborn Gene). Or Maybe Because The Woman Is Not Legitimate For Family Planning.(still Hoeing) Or Maybe Because The Contraceptive Had Expired. Or Maybe The Woman Was Transgenderd (like Bob Risky) Or Maybe Because The Husband Sperm Contains 52% Alkaline And 45% Zinc.(corrosive To Cotraceptives) Or Maybe Tinubu Is Just Polygamous In Nature Wait First... Pls Who Has Screewdriver?, I Need To Tighten Up A Nut Upstairs 110 Likes 2 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor: I Married At A Young Age; Endured Suffering To Please My Dad by LMS1(m): 3:42pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
JovialJune:Silent Is The Best For A Retard Teenager Like You... So Keep Crying Toddler
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| Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor: I Married At A Young Age; Endured Suffering To Please My Dad by LMS1(m): 3:28pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
JovialJune:Wait Did U End Your Comment By Calling Your Father Stupid  |
| Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Celebrates His 40th Birthday (Photo) by LMS1(m): 3:22pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
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| Romance › Re: See The Oath Agreement I Wrote For My GF But She Refused by LMS1(m): 1:10pm On Mar 30, 2021*. Modified: 7:31am On Mar 31, 2021 |
Op you sef go die young if you really expect Any lady to Sign that your Suicide bill. Kindly Walk Anti-clockwise To Any Government Pharmacy nearest to you And Ask For REDPILL. They Sell It Very Cheap There (maybe N250 Per Tablet) Dont Forget To Take it with chilled Team soda! i nor well biko 4 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor: I Married At A Young Age; Endured Suffering To Please My Dad by LMS1(m): 1:06pm On Mar 30, 2021*. Modified: 3:18pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
I Guess This All Happend In The 80s.. Dear Struggling Men Do Not Be Deceived Into Marriage, She Will Not Endure Any Suffering, Those That Could Endure Suffering All Died In 1999. The Remaining Ones Are TZzor In Character 133 Likes 9 Shares
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| Celebrities › Re: Sinach Celebrates Her 48th Birthday (Photos) by LMS1(m): 1:01pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
donnie:Am Just Saying, I Dont Fan Either Of Them. Infact Na Lil Wayne, Nicki, Post Malone,24kgolden,weeknd Etc Full My Playlist. |
| Celebrities › Re: Sinach Celebrates Her 48th Birthday (Photos) by LMS1(m): 7:35am On Mar 30, 2021 |
Igbo Amaka... Happy Birthday Sinach, But Gradually The Other Lady That Wear Beret 24/7 Is Taking Over From You. 27 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Jude Nnam Drags E-money, KCEE, Five Star Music To Court For Alleged Copyright by LMS1(m): 1:50pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
I Told U |
| Politics › Re: Top NCC Officials Enmeshed In N122 Million Fraud by LMS1(m): 1:39pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
N122 Million As Trip Allowance?, Were They Planning A Trip To The Moon? Hmm! Money Dey This Corntry Sha. But Na Corruption Dey Pass!. And Thankgod Am Not From This Nigeria. My Own Nigeria Is Spelled Backward. I nor well o |
| Sports › Re: Didier Drogba Son Isaac Scores First Career Goal, Celebrates Like Dad (Photos) by LMS1(m): 1:34pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
Drogba... Surely Your Manhood Lives On 325 Likes 14 Shares |
| Autos › Re: Rolls-Royce Reaches New Milestone As World’s Largest Aero-Engine Build Starts by LMS1(m): 1:32pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
Rolls Royce, If U Get Open Teeth Abeg Nor Pronounce Am O. |
| Politics › Re: 10 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Tinubu At 69 by LMS1(m): 12:48pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
SuperBold:Ok I Will Show An Igbo Man This Post You Are Noted |
| Politics › Re: Why Are Nigerian Villages So Ugly Compared To Other Countries? by LMS1(m): 12:01pm On Mar 29, 2021*. Modified: 12:26pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
When Compairing Nigerian Vilages With Any European Counterparts Perhabs These Are The Few Reason Ours Look Dirtier Ane Untidy: - Building Style - Types Of Materials Used In Building - Sanitation Culture Of The Vilagers - Occupation Practiced There - Level Of Isolation (road Links) - General Lifestlye - Type Of Climate (mostly Rainy Compaired To Europe) - Population Size BTW Most European Country Side Have Access To Electricity, But Ours Is Opposite. -Zero Security Concern. -Zero Village Planning Las Las Most Of Our Major Cities Is Not Even As Good As European Villages. This Culture Of Substandard Settlement Is In Our Blood. Thats Why Too Much Amadioha And Egungun Is Being Practised There. Stomach Dey Ache Me Sef Thankgod Am Not From This Nigeria, My Own Nigeria Is Spelled Backwards. 6 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Why Are Nigerian Villages So Ugly Compared To Other Countries? by LMS1(m): 11:56am On Mar 29, 2021*. Modified: 1:04pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
This Is How It All Started: In 1825 The First Indigenous Town Planners Migrated From Their Village To The City, After Trekking For 24 Days They Finally Arrived In A City Called Potiskum(in Present Day Lagos) At Around 9:45 PM. They Were Warmly Welcome By The Townsmen, It Was At This Point They Swear Never To Go Back To The Village Again. Barely A Month After Their Arrival News Broke In That Lord Luggard Wanted To Learn How To Drive His New Horse But There Was No Viable Road For Him To Drive In.. It Was At This Point That The Town Planners Went And Buy The First Gun Powder In Nigeria... But That Is Another Story Am Not A Story Teller |
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