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Classickj:
How is she a golddigger

Didnt You Hear The News In BBC When She Was Trying To Dig Gold??
Pls Google Her ASAP

News Like This Makes Me Deny Nigeria And Trek To Europe.
The Only Holdup Now Is To Buy My Foodflask And Feeding Bottle For The Journey.
I Must Trek!

I Will Not Send Anybody Packing.
I Will Pack And Leave The Country For Them..

Op All The Soups Are Expensive To Cook,
Imagine Asking Them To Boil N50 Noodles For You.
They Will Ask You Money For
Egg,
Vegetable Oil,
Tomato,
Gabbage,
Carrot,
Sardine And Bread.
Before You Know The Small Plate Of Noodles Will Cost You 2k
In Akwa Ibom One Pot Of Afang Soup Sef Can Even Afford You One Bag Of Cement!

Pls What Is A Drake?

Nor Be Me Go Kill You Op,
But Try To Vote For Tinubu Next Election,
His Goverment Will Kill You Slowly But Painfully Sha.

So Because Of That Jesus Is Coming Next Friday

Since I Cheated On The Lady Who Stood By Me When I Had Nothing I Will Actually Cheat Again On The Lady Who Helped Me Become Something
By Marrying The Girl With The Biggest Breast..
Sense Will Not Kill Me

Its Been Long I Go Broke,
And I Feel Like Going Broke For A While...... Pls I Need A Girlfriend, Apply In Person With A Correct CV.

Op U Be Big Hypocrite,
So U Put Davido With Big Head Den Comot Timaya With Big Mouth?
Wetin Tekno And Simi Husband Dey Find Dia Sef?
Replace Them With Duncan Mighty And Burna Boy,, They Are Fine Boys For Life!

SadiqBabaSani:
Wat kinda name is this bawo

Osu Mi oo

I Prefer Our Nigerian Canoe To All This Yacht,
If Fire Enter Now How Will You Know And Jump Inside The Water?
Anywhere That Is Not Me Talking,
That Is The N13k My Friend Is Still Oweing Me Talking

This Golddigger,
Some People Will Come Here And Be Saying The Future Is FEMAIL..
Whereas The Future Is MAIL In Complexion

So Make We Export Our Camry To Taxes For Painting Huh?

Awoleesu:
Noooo! You should know by now that every presidential task including appointments and announcements are done by Garba Shehu.
In fact, Garba Shehu is the De facto President as far as we know!

Den Wetin Come Do The V.P?,
Them Don Steal Him Mandate?

Wetin I Wan Carry Pesin Profile Do
Profile Were Nor Contain All The Bribes Wen E Collect For Highway And For Office Na That One Be Profile?
Abeg Shift!!
Profile Ko Biography Ni!

pyyxxaro:
Mod your Father laps

Asin Eh Their Fada Yansh Wel Well

The Man Dey London Dey Approve New IGP..
I Wont Be Suprised If He Just Sit In The Hospital Bed And Approve This His Tribesmen As The New IGP,
Without Caring To Know If The Approved IGP Ever Went To College Or If He Has Ever Joined The Boys Scout.
Not That Am Hating O,
Just That In Nigeria You Dont Step Down, You Are Replaced!..
Buhari Continue Deceiving Yourself
You Hear?

Downey:
When l used football narrate my views don't get it twisted. Its a paradigm.

Shooou!, All This Grammer Untop Shit Thread?
Notin Beret Nor Go See For Mercy Chinwo Head.

Downey:
''I love seeing Real Madrid lose.
It's my daily medicine, weekly energy, monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. That's the only reason i'm still alive. I was born to enyoy and love their failure''

Really? Thinubu Must Be Proud Of You

I Dont Even Know Wheather To Cry, Laugh Or Smile

Some Of Us That Grew Up Outside Nigeria And Above The Continent We Dont Sound Either Igbotic, Yorubatic, Hausatic Or Fulanitic,
Rather We Sound Slawomirrtic,
For Intance This Is How We Speak:
"Damn Nigaarr!,
Dont You Want Some Dope Powper Ina Fi Life?,
Hey Niggar, U Talking Bout Me?,
Stay Clear Niggar Cus Am A Bad B.itch And You Dont Wanna Bleep With Me,
Dude You Okay! Dont Cough Blood Ina Di Streets, Do yu Want The Cops To Trace Our Ass?
You Are Bomboclat Niggar!!
Bomboclat!!

Jor I Nor Well

Meanwhile Davido Is Busy Shouting ASSURANCE, ASSURANCE, ASSURANCE, ASSURANCE THEN LATER: E CHOKE, E CHOKE E CHOKE, E CHOKE, E CHOKE

...

Wait! Is Goodluck Campaigning Again For President?

Where My Voters Card Sef...
....Ok Its Still In A Safe Place,
Let It Be There,
I Wont Touch It Again For Any Reason, I Cant Come And Kill Myself Again.
Never!!

They Are Safe But I Heard The Following Rumour:
That There Are Two Variant Of The Vaccine,
And That The Original Vaccine Is Being Given To The Elites.
While The Other Fake Ones Is Given To The Poor Masses.
The Fake One Can Cause You To Bleed,
Cause Premature Erection,
Cause Lost Of Sanity
Or Even Cause Lost Of Weight After Being Vaccinated.
I Also Heard It Can Make You To Start Having Bad Dreams Like Believing What Lai Mohammed Says Or
Voting For Tinubu.

nor be me talk am o
na rumour Wey I Hear
Lalasticlala Sef

KingOKON:
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Ikpe, I mistook u for OWO Yoruba if not!

I Rep All Part Of Nigeria. Songidem!

Dont Exclude Failed Government

KingOKON:
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Benin republic de pariwo omo oshi e de pain u!

Eleribu Wetin Consein Me? Unam!

That Is Not True.
Infact All Of Them Are Fit.
Including Tinubu.
They Are All Fit.
No!! I Mean Fit To Continue Looting The Treasury When Elected!