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Scientists:
Lalasticlala Seun no won push my thread go fp, even my gf Farano the snub me nowadays.

wahala for who him post nor gree reach FP.na so him girl go dey snub am like farano so.but OP u sef get mind o,you are not making SMAN proud.

GidiCars:
They'll send northern soldiers down south to show themselves, while they send soldiers in the South to the north to die in the hands of bandits. If you die for the nigerian army, nobody send you message. You die, you died fighting for the British, the corporations, the North, cause boko haram doesn't concern us in the southern regions.

Also, nigeria is heading towards secession, so you died in vain. People like Obasanjo and co would either witness it live or watch it from hell. Once the oil lose its value totally and nigeria becomes uneconomically viable, federal government struggles to pay salaries or fund projects. The leaders would run away cause they've already secured their children's future in foreign countries.


Wise up, don't go die for nothing.

WHAT THE Bleep!,U MEAN ALL THIS ARE SLAIN SOLDIERS?,SOON WE WIL BE HEARING NIGERIA ARMY RECRUITMENT IS NOW ON GOING,GOD FORBID! I RATHER PLAY BET9JA WITH MY LIFE SAVINGS THAN JOIN THEM!

LASTMA AN ORYTMA ! Those Guys No The Hear O. Hmmm Wish Forgve Them With Light Fines Tho

TRIBAL WAR, OKAY THOSE ONES ARE WELL FADED FARMERS.NEXT!

PLS How Old Are The Youngest Couples?,or Can U Stop Misleading People?

MALLAM Fry Me Two Pemale Eggs,add Fanta And Gabbge Walai I Bring Am Come This Thread

WAIT AM COMING BACK TO LEARN Malam! Fry Me Two Female Egg Add Fanta And Gabage Walai!

SPACE BOOKED! Hey Malaam,fry Me Two Female Egg,add Fanta Abeg

Haa! I Fear O, I Think Say Na Virgina Man I Read!

in other words if it was in Nigeria with just N200 gbagam the guy for don successfully smuggle am enter north!

SUCH A TACTICAL WAY OF PROMOTING YOUR MUSIC,BUT DONT DULGE INTO MUSIC BECAUSE OF ENVY AND WEALTH, U GO JUST FALL AFTER ONE HIT TRACK!

WAHALA for who no get big god

MY 100 CENTS OF THIS.BUT NEVETHELES NO WAN IS PERFCT

WAHALA

Match day 541: BOKO HARAM Vs NIGERIA ARMY Stadium:Borno Coaches;shakau(b.H) Buratai( N.A) HEAD TO HEAD: B.A 1 : 0 N.A N.A 2 : 0 B.A B.A 1 : 1 N.A B.A 2 : 1 N.A N.A 1 : 3 B.A B.A ? : ? N.A (date yet to be fixed). Refree: POLITICIANS

Wahala For Who Dey Take This N.I.N Stuff Serious,guys Don Grab Opputunity 2 Seconds

OP Forget To Add Nigerian Girls,their Weapon Are Most Dangerous And Deathly That It Can Cause 5'000+ Suicide A Year,capable Of Breaking Homes In Just Minutes!, Capable Of Causing A Rich Dude Broke In Seconds! Infact The List Is Endless!

this is what i read;WAHALA FOR WHO DEY MOCK me,i GO WIRE YOUR MONEY PUT FOR My ACCANT!

If sarz wan jump i naked folow them whetin the happen officer me an u get problem?-erigga ft victor ad motivation.
infact if u wan hear FUNNY LYRICS download any of erriga songs
;AYEME
GLORY
PROBLEM NO D FINISH
TRIP TO SOUTH
E GET HOW UR MATTER BE
JOLOF RICE
GOODBYE FROM WARRI
WELCOME TO WARRI
HEADPAN
STORY OF OKIEMUTE
"make i stop here because day break evry were burst!"

THE FVCK MODs LET THAT PORN GUY ON EVRY THREAD HERE THIS MORNING?

VIP:CIROC,HENEISSY,REGULAR:FEARLESS,ORIGIN,LOLL

NA SO MOST NAIRALANDERS OLD?

kenzysmith:
Train up a child when he is young so that when he is old he won't depart from it. na wetin pikin see wetin he papa dey do he go like taste when he big. when my papa and mama they Bleep that year I was barely 6 year old my parents taught I was asleep but I open one eye dey spy when my papa dey give my mama confirmed doggy . when I had my ist sex I just position my babe in a doggy style.

THIS WAN LOUD.Kikiki!

WHAT THE MEDIA DOES TO YOU IS SOOOO TRUE.NEVERTHELESS THIS SHOULD CLIMB TO F.P.,MYNDD.LALALA,

I guess this thread has the highest number of registered members reading simultaneously since 2021 started!

2021 I PRAY TO BE MORE PATIENCE,SMART WORKING,DRAW CLOSER TO GOD,AVOID PARASITIC GIRLS,AND I PRAY TO BE FINANCIALLY BUOYANT THAN EVER.BENZ 4MATIC LOADING...., FULLY FURNISHED DUPLEX LOADING,.....MANY INTERNATIONAL VACATION LOADING ......MORE TITHES LOADING,.......MORE PEOPLE TO BENEFIT FROM ME INCLUDING NAIRALANDERS!.ALL THIS I PRAY AMEN!!!!

EKOLI YEDEN!, I WISH MY BROTHERS OVER THERE WILL STOP TAKING TRAMADOL,VIGRA AND THE OTHER GEGEMU.BTW CAN ANY GOOD NEWS COME OUT OF EKORI,UGEP,MKPANI,ASSIGA,NKO AND THE LIKES?..DONT WORRY AM COMING!.
#PEACE

SO WHEN U OPEN MOST POPULAR THREADS ON NAIRALAND THIS POPULAR NAMES DOMINATE THE COMMENT SECTION;
SLAWOMIRR(damn nigga)
OBEMBET(op wit nice topics)
RIGHTOUSNESS(prayer band pastor)
EXPLORES(Op wit most detailed pics)
ZZOR(Iron lady in disguise,*wink)
lalasticlala(see the snake i killed)
POCOHANTES(keyboard typist)
MYND14(Oga m.o.d)
seunosewa(my media man of decade)
yabaleft(not active sef lol)
AFUCKINGALFA(OMO STREET)
(CRITIC)
MR 3D LOGO(AFTER HIS ADVERT)
AREWA(THE NORTHEN YOUTH LEADR)
SPACE BOOKED
MAKE I STOP HERE!

NON YET.HOPING TO VISIT AUSTRALIA,DUBAI CANADA ETC COME 2021.AMEN

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Whiteshield:
Depends on your beliefs and superstitions. For me, I don't only eat in the dream, if I'm not full, I request for more food.

In fact, if you serve me small meat in the dream, I consider it an insult. Give me better meat, when I wake up, let me look for toothpick.

;this made my Sunday morning bro.. too funny

THIS MATCH IS DRAW FT.CORECT SCORE 1:1 QOATE ME WHEN FINISHED #BETKINGLMS