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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe And Kids Gets A Surprise Welcome House Party At California by lobell: 9:06am On Apr 07, 2018

Bia, OP, what is a "loving ones" nitori Oloun?

Family › Re: "My Husband Got Our Neighbor Pregnant, They Are Both Begging Me"-woman Cries Out by lobell: 9:03am On Apr 07, 2018

She doesn't want love but she can sit on his laps okwa ya?

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Properties › Re: Chinese Wonder.... Read How This Man Moved His 3 Storey Building ! by lobell: 9:01am On Apr 07, 2018

Houses are moved all the time in developed countries. It's usually done at night to avoid traffic.

Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari Indimi And Kiki Osinbajo At Dunes Abuja (Photo) by lobell: 8:28am On Apr 07, 2018

GavelSlam:
Just imagine you had a brain.

Imagine you and them had the ability to use yours and theirs...just imagine. Nigeria will be a beautiful place.

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Travel › Re: Beautiful Nigerian Lady Dies In A Car Accident In Abuja (photos) by lobell: 8:24am On Apr 07, 2018

Must you talk if you dont have something to say? Which one is signature "one corner" dance?

Politics › Re: 2019: People Getting Desperate – Presidency Raises Alarm by lobell: 8:16am On Apr 07, 2018

GOFAMINT is setting itself up for 2019. Unfortunately, they are backing the wrong horse.

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Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Flaunts Her $90, 000 Bulletproof Lexus LX570 SUV by lobell: 8:13am On Apr 07, 2018

Who is she afraid of?

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Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari Indimi And Kiki Osinbajo At Dunes Abuja (Photo) by lobell: 8:09am On Apr 07, 2018

Hahaha...just imagine if they are clueless and tell lies like their parents.

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Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Curvy Actress, Juliet Ibrahim Shares Sexy Bedroom Photo by lobell: 8:08am On Apr 07, 2018

Trust your skin...?

Politics › Re: Edward Onoja And His Wife In Car Accident by lobell: 8:06am On Apr 07, 2018

Politicians and their cronies are really having it rough of recent.

Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Parties With Peter Okoye "Mr P". Washes His Legs With Champagne by lobell: 8:02am On Apr 07, 2018

That's irresponsible. If you do not know or have what to do with money, contribute to or support a social program. There are a lot of hungry children across the world who go to bed hungry everyday.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Said Fuel Subsidy Is A Scam Yet He Pays $1.4 Trillion On Subsidy - Omokri by lobell: 10:16pm On Apr 06, 2018

Even Buhari himself na scam

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Career › Re: "I Make N45,000 Monthly" - Local Nail Cutter Reveals by lobell: 9:19pm On Apr 06, 2018

So people are so lazy now they can't even cut their own nails. Na wa o.

Education › Re: ‘Only 28 Candidates Registered For Common Entrance Exam In Zamfara’ by lobell: 8:21am On Apr 06, 2018

The girls have been married off and the boys are undergoing training to become rustlers. No time for school that will not put money in your pocket last last.

Business › Re: Nestle Launched Over 1000 Products In 2017 by lobell: 8:02am On Apr 06, 2018

Kindly list the products...you guys have been receiving training from uncle Lai, abi?

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Politics › Re: Arewa Pastors Visit President Buhari (Photos) by lobell: 10:17pm On Apr 05, 2018

Why is Bubu and his gang in dark shades?

Education › Re: Only One Clipper Was Used To Scrape Off The Hair Of Covenant University Students by lobell: 8:56am On Apr 04, 2018

This has been my major grouse with the whole thing. The boys need to come together and sue the school. These are the types of cases that create landmark decisions and earn all participants mega bucks except the school of course.

Health › Re: 93yrs Old Nigerian Sickle Cell Lady, Narrates How She Survived Against All Odds by lobell: 7:50am On Apr 04, 2018

She's a warrior. We are coming up with a supplement called Cajavit that promises to reduce or even completely remove incidences of crises. Infact, we believe that if an SCD sufferer starts taking it from early childhood, s/he will look like any normal person without any outward signs like frail looks or getting easily tired that are commonly associated with SCD.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Youtube Office Shooting: Female Suspect Dead, Three Others Injured by lobell: 7:19am On Apr 04, 2018

fajul:
That is what you get when you demonitize People's videos without reasons. YouTube have been feeling like God recently and they think they can control people by making laws everyday.
I got fade up with them and stopped creating videos.
This girl before doing this posted it on her website and I read everything on it.
It is time people should understand that the world is becoming more and more wicked everyday.
You go to school for many years and you are paid less compared to few years ago.
A graduate finishes school and is made to teach from 7 am to 4pm and handed 10k in a month.
You now need masters to get a job that pays peanuts.
Your leaders don't care about you but their children.
Hardwork does not equate to reward because they now reward whom they know.
The earlier you know what is happening in the world now, the faster you work with focus to get freedom for you and your love ones.
If you fail to understand this, be ready to be a modern slave where you will work like a horse just to get soup to drink and not money again.

And this justifies getting a gun and killing people? You're an Animal!

Celebrities › Re: Shameful Act-miss Nollywood Organizer Spotted Eating On The Road by lobell: 8:33pm On Apr 03, 2018

He's supposed to be eating inside hole okwa ya?

Family › Re: Man Shares Encounter With A Woman Who Brought Her Kids And Maid To Restaurant by lobell: 8:30pm On Apr 03, 2018

This is perfectly normal in Naija. But our brains will never tell us that you are building hate and anger inside the so-called help until one day you will hear stories that touch but they will not give us the back story of how they conditioned the help to become evil.

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Fashion › Re: Nigerian Woman Shares Her Shocking Experience With Hair Vendor She Met On IG by lobell: 8:59am On Apr 03, 2018

Escrow ensures you get what you paid for or get your money back. Issa simple sturffs.

Education › Re: Eliminating Procrastination Using “the Eisenhower Matrix” by lobell: 8:35am On Apr 03, 2018

The time you spend sorting tasks will have been better put to solving one of them. Tell me what is important and urgent next time you're stuck on 3rd mainland bridge.

Politics › Re: Nairalander Pictured With Bill Gates & Osinbajo At Dangote's Daughter's Wedding by lobell: 8:21am On Apr 03, 2018

OP, why you just dey change your seat? You no fit siddon one place abi you get boil for yansh?

Phones › Re: Why People Dont Use 'konga.com' by lobell: 8:13am On Apr 03, 2018

if I hear.

Business › Free Business Training For Women By She Leads Africa by lobell(op): 7:47am On Apr 02, 2018

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by lobell: 2:24pm On Apr 01, 2018

Sparkle777:
Exactly...
But a map?? Enlighten me better cos I was thinking that would be an overload or congestive.

Agreed it may be a bit overkill...but I was thinking a map faded into the background that you can just barely see.

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by lobell: 9:30am On Apr 01, 2018

Sparkle777:
OMG, you're already thinking same. Thank God,somebody gets me. I like you already.

Hahaha.

The water can be replaced by sand. Less green, more browns and reds...maybe a map of North Africa/Southern Europe.

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by lobell: 9:18am On Apr 01, 2018

Sparkle777:
Wow,front page.
There's something about the first picture that makes you want to be on the guys side. He seems to be alone yet insistent on the perilous journey, i kinda connect with that. Unless we can get another picture of him but this time facing the Sahara sand dunes.
Freebiez, pls come.
Just a thought,anyways.
Thumbs up,Gaby, ur story is going to be a hit.

Stay out of my head!

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by lobell: 9:13am On Apr 01, 2018

Freebiez:
Covers.
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I like the first one too but it does not capture the deserts in the title.

The second lacks details.

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by lobell: 9:08am On Apr 01, 2018

gaby:
My proposed title :
Seeking Europe through Africa's deserts-The perils,triumph and Karma
A true life story

Can we see what the cover design looks like?

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by lobell: 9:07am On Apr 01, 2018

gaby:
Thanks bro.Wouldn't have a story to tell if i had left those out so sure they are right there.

Being the subject of the narrative and having read and reread ,if i could nod in affirmation or go all suspended on my own story i'm pretty confident my readers will be wowed.
It came out as fine as i would want,witty and humorously entertaining yet very suspense filled and a story almost everyone of us can relate to as Africans Nay Nigerians.Thats what reality brings to the table i suppose.

I'm looking at self publishing on amazon but the little snag is Amazon will be withholding 60% of the book earnings in taxes and their share as Nigeria has got no tax treaty with the US.

I can actually handle this but thought to be sure to have exhausted every other options before proceeding,so incase you or anyone have an idea for an alternative route to pursue i'd love to be guided.

In the absence of any suggestions tomorrow at the latest i'll go ahead and publish on Amazon

Regards mate

Yep, Amazon is the way to go. Createspace for hard copies and Kindle for e-copies.

But then there should be a distribution channel for hard copies in Nigeria as well. A solution could be having guys here pay into an account with the money in escrow, you then order the books, ten, twenty copies at a time, from Amazon's Createspace and deliver to the buyers yourself and get your money from the escrow service.

Make contact, if you need any clarification and for the escrow service of course.

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