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Business › Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by lobell: 1:23pm On Sep 18, 2016

lobell:
guys, what do you think of this attached document.

dude wants me to register, and manage an adword account.

guys help please. this is going to be my first order and it looks a bit suspicious.

help me please

Business › Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by lobell: 12:41pm On Sep 18, 2016

guys, what do you think of this attached document.
dude wants me to register, and manage an adword account.

Agriculture › Re: The A-Z Of Snail Farming In Nigeria (what Nobody Will Tell You For Free!) by lobell: 11:31am On Sep 16, 2016

GidiPrince:
Lol, was expecting something bigger but not as big as chicken eggs. Something like that of lizard.

It's ok. That's about the size of it...the eggs I mean.

Agriculture › Re: Modern Cucumber Farming. My 1 Million Naira Experience *with Pictures* by lobell: 8:25pm On Sep 15, 2016

dyydxx:
How profitable is this cucumber? If i invest 1million naira what would I gain? Can someone please break down the profitability of this business

if you invest 1million and go and sleep, you will lose all your money.

Agriculture › Re: The A-Z Of Snail Farming In Nigeria (what Nobody Will Tell You For Free!) by lobell: 8:17pm On Sep 15, 2016

GidiPrince:
Please, I need to confirm if these eggs can hatch. They are very small..

were you expecting chicken eggs?

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Health › Re: Insect Inside My Ear Please Help by lobell: 2:28pm On Sep 05, 2016

tegak10:
I finally slept for about 2 hours and didn't feel any movement again.... I can't confirm if it is still there or t came out when I was sleeping.. is there anything else I should do

NEXT TIME THIS HAPPENS

Ineects enter the ear at night almost always. This makes them night crawlers and they are attracted to light.

So this is what you do. Turn off every light in the room. Turn on a bright light source, like from a phone torch for example. place above ear, say about a foot away with ear turned upwards towards light source.

Be patient, the insect will crawl towards the light and eventually come out.

If after 30 minutes of this, it doesn't come out, you probably have too much ear wax and this has trapped the insect inside your ear. Simple fix is put a bag of 'pure water' in a pot containing water and heat till it's hotter than warm and you can stand it. Get somebody to make a tiny hole in the corner of the water bag and forcefully squeeze into your ear facing down in a bathtub or somewhere like that. The hot water serves to melt the ar wax and the force pushes everything including the insect out...hopefully.

Else consult your physician.

Disclaimer: I will not be held liable for any damages that may occur as a result of any of the above.

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Business › Re: Who Else Has Not Made Money Online? by lobell: 1:58pm On Aug 26, 2016

if you stop ehn...your car will start drinking fuel...lol

please, we're following...it's just that we can't talk because our mouth is open yakata for ground.

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Business › Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by lobell: 1:40pm On Aug 26, 2016

Meklex:
First time I am getting a request from buyers request
Sign of good things to come

chairman, I sent you a mail...kindly reply please. Venzal is not feeling too good and has referred me to you for assistance. This is also quite urgent.

Cheers.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Need Proofreaders For Academic Content - Seeking Detail-oriented English expert. by lobell: 8:12am On Aug 13, 2016

victor101:
I think I"ve responded yea?

What happened? All is quiet on the western front. Never got a reply from you.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Need Proofreaders For Academic Content - Seeking Detail-oriented English expert. by lobell: 8:12am On Aug 13, 2016

victor101:
I think I"ve responded yea?

What happened? All is quiet on the western front. Never got a reply from you.

Career › Re: Oil Workers Zone. by lobell: 5:10pm On Aug 11, 2016

IHate9ja1:
my brother,how are you sir

We thank God o my brother.

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Career › Re: Oil Workers Zone. by lobell: 5:09pm On Aug 11, 2016

scantee:
Prof i de greet o.

bros I dey hail

Career › Re: Oil Workers Zone. by lobell: 10:25pm On Aug 10, 2016

my people scantee ihate9ja1

Pets › Re: Dog Chronicles by lobell: 8:36pm On Jul 30, 2016

more please...*making puppy eyes*

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Culture › Re: Masquerade At Burial Of Traditional Ruler. Nnewi by lobell: 11:31pm On Apr 29, 2016

chiefobdk:
one guy returned from lagos not knowing his younger brother has taken over the late father's shrine...a boy of about16.
the dude was gonna send d boy home but was flabbergasted by d level the little boy 've attained in science

Culture › Re: Masquerade At Burial Of Traditional Ruler. Nnewi by lobell: 11:31pm On Apr 29, 2016

chiefobdk:
odogwu

the tall guy on dread na British citizen. naija pops jamaican mum..dey nnewi dey do jazz. smh.

Crime › Re: We Will Stop Further Abduction For Marriage —arewa Youths by lobell: 2:26pm On Mar 05, 2016

https://www.nairaland.com/45147/forced-islamist-abductions-nigeria

just read!

Crime › Re: Forced Islamist Abductions In Nigeria by lobell: 2:21pm On Mar 05, 2016

lalasticlala this throwback thread is good for front page.

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Career › Re: Oil Workers Zone. by lobell: 10:44am On Mar 05, 2016

scantee:
Hey paddy man how are you doing?

My chairman I dey o. As everywhere just quiet I say make I just chill. How far, any beta?

Celebrities › My Take On The Bread Seller Fiasco by lobell(op): 11:17pm On Feb 20, 2016

OK so I waited and waited for someone to point this out but no one is biting, so here goes nothing. It is said ...you can't fool all the people all the time... I have several evidences but by far the only one that is strong and irrefutable is this:

Look at the dress (gown) in the photobombed picture...nice looking dress I must say but then again, look at the second picture and realize...it's the same damn dress (pardon my french). She's wearing only the top half of the blouse. The bottom half of the blouse and the skirt has been photoshopped into a nice red gown. Genius! but you don't escape my sharp eyes so easily. The necklace is the same in both pics, the red floral pattern on the neck are both the same, the cuffs on the arms of the blouse are both the same, the leggings or jeggings or whatever it's being called these days is different but hey, who wears leggings inside a long almost ankle lenght gown? Same shoes though. Her face looks powdered (I call it renovated) ever so slightly in the photobombed one...I can bet my lunch that the breads are the exact same ones.

My take. The picture was originally taken with the temper dude without the bread lady. The bread lady (for a moment there I almost called here the bearded lady) was shot in the studio going by the hard shadow she casts which is not possible at the time of day the original shot was taken, this is of course after they renovated her face and taught her how to look into the future (which just now is looking good for her btw) like pro models do. Her dress was not going to fly. It had this ... je ne seis quoi ... look about it which subdues the picture so it was modded to give it more pop like they say in the fashion world, make it more classy, more modelly and finally she was dragged and dropped in the original image and voila! This is how you turn a bread seller into a model.

I'm calling out Ty Bello, Tinie Tempah and the beard, sorry, bread lady to refute this arguments by producing both dresses for comparison with the pictures. Or more categorically tell us what their aim was. What did they hope to achieve by pulling a stunt like that. Lalasticlala, wetin you think?

I'm out!

*drops mike*

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Career › Re: Oil Workers Zone. by lobell: 4:19pm On Feb 17, 2016

IHate9ja1:
Didn't go,changed my mind.

Why na? It was a lofty idea!

Health › Re: 'Help! My Two Year Old Has SS Genotype' by lobell: 5:14pm On Feb 08, 2016

NOBLEstag:
From the little i know. One of your first four offsprings will be SS. It just wasn't dictated which of them. Since your first born is SS, be rest assured the kids that come after will be safe from this hedious and energy consuming genotype. My brother is of the genotype SC, a very rare one. He's got his problems but with the right medication and care, he's good to go. Same with your kid. God help us.

Stop spreading false information from the little you know. It's better to be fully ignorant than semi-educated.
It is NOT one in four offspring.
Kindly get informed.

If two AS parents get married, for every child they give birth to, there is a 25% chance the child will be SS. Another 25% chance that the child will be AA and 50% chance that the child will be AS.
Ergo two AS parents can have all their kids AA (if they are lucky), all AS (not so bad) or in the worse case all SS (may God forbid this) or any. possible combination.

OP, please seek the advice of a medical doctor preferably in a teaching hospital.
Help baby get over this crisis.
Get a rerun done on you, baby and hubby's genotype when everything calms and baby becomes stable.
Talk to your doctor about hydroxyurea (Increases fetal haemoglobin) and ciklavit (reverses already sickled rbc's).
Read up extensively (people perish for lack of knowledge) The internet is your friend in this regard.
Join a support group if you can find one or start one. You can also be a source of strength for someone else.
Finally and most importantly...Pray!

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Career › Re: Oil Workers Zone. by lobell: 5:14pm On Jan 09, 2016

scantee:
na inside ocean i de celebrate it oo

Hahaha..when you show back nah...the party go still dey valid. IHate9ja1 please oh when you go for your trip and you hear peem concerning Chemistry, holla me instanta. Thanks a lot.

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Career › Re: Oil Workers Zone. by lobell: 1:21pm On Jan 09, 2016

IHate9ja1:
Happy birthday celebrations to scantee himself.
Where the party dey?

Scantee dey do 'byday' and I wasn't informed...where's the party@?

Career › Re: Oil Workers Zone. by lobell: 11:28pm On Jan 05, 2016

IHate9ja1:
Ok

please help remove my number...thanks.

Career › Re: Oil Workers Zone. by lobell: 8:04pm On Jan 05, 2016*

IHate9ja1:
https://www.nairaland.com/scantee
Boss this is 2016...no matter how angry you are,even if you refuse to comment I won't give up on you. I still gbadun you not because of what I stand to gain,it just an unconditional affection.
#NO HOMO!
https://www.nairaland.com/lobell
I'm having issues with my e mail,right now.

Education › Re: International Postgraduate Scholarships!!! by lobell(op): 2:15pm On Dec 28, 2015

learoce:
Seasons greetings Sir lobell, behold I was surfing through for scholarships information and was fortuitously led to thee. I have my interest on this pan au scholarship because I feel it would be less competitive and cumbersome than its European counterparts... Please can you guide or in a better word, spoon feed me through acquiring further... I hold a B.Sc in biochemistry.... Please if possible you can mail me on otugoemmanuel@gmail.com . ... Gladly looking forward to your tutelage

Hey. Compliments of the season to you too. Don't get it twisted all scholarships are very competitive...I mean we are talking free money here...who no like awoof?
All the euro scholarships I post are meant for Africans and Nigerians are also eligible. Word of advice, don't filter, don't select, don't pick and choose apply to all you can find and hope and pray.
Success my man! Cheers!
Don't forget that these scholarships are cycled every year so the are all still very valid for 2016. Cheers! again.

Career › Re: Oil Workers Zone. by lobell: 6:27pm On Dec 13, 2015

scantee:
not really bro, the change of government affect many things.

God pass dem!

Romance › Re: How I Lost And Met My Mr Right. by lobell: 8:17am On Dec 12, 2015

Bbsharon:
That's the end...thanks for reading.

Kindly drop your coments below. Constructive criticism is welcome.

I will be starting a new one soon but this time around on the literature section.

"Pains Of Beauty"

will like your follow ups too to encourage me to write more.

***winks***.

hi, nice going. Quick question, do Yoruba people do palmwine? I think it's exclusively Ibo.
cheers.

Career › Re: Oil Workers Zone. by lobell: 6:43am On Dec 12, 2015

scantee:
sorry but i was tag 5% so i have to mello down...lol

No wahala...so any news? your people no wan give us job again?

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