₦airaland Forum

See yabbing! Calling Nigerians slow poke

The offer will be attractive for N700k. What are the issues to solve after buying?

Manson1:
lolz no be me and u

If naija is a zoo, then all her citizens -including you- are animals! So if your perceptions of Nigeria are correct, then me and you -and all Nigerians- are one of a kind. ANIMALS.

I'd be a cat though, not a goat like you my friend

Manson1:
who's this manerless fool making noise. no hard feelings though

it's me, your kind.

BanevsJoker:
Sometimes? Dude, even in my sleep, I regret being born here.

Instead of complaining and snoring, do something about it.

You could migrate to "greener pastures" or you could join the millions of other Nigerians who are silently making their contributions towards a better Nigerian society.

Or you could just continue to lay waste and continue to whine like a little spoilt brat.

Manson1:
Can this happen in a zoo country were we have zoo leaders ?

By inference, you are an animal.

A brainless goat to be precise. No hard feelings.

I'm in love with this beauty

Kay25:
Your arguemenet is lame did they force anyone to pay tithe or offering as long it is their church and u decided to pay at your will without any duress they are not a criminal you can go check ur law.tithe is for meat to be in the house of the lord and this and priest who is allowed to take it you hear

Valid point. No one is forced to pay tithe and offering.
Most of all these people have the Judas Iscariot mentality. They easily judge that the money could have been used to help the poor and yet their minds aren't pure.

buhariguy:
is better for me to die the death than to indulge in sin,

But I did not say adaboye commit sin.

But as for me, i will use the money to help my generation

I don't understand. Is flying a private jet sin? Or who told you the man has not impacted his generation and even the generations after him?

If CR7 flies a jet, it's ok. But when it comes to a clergy then it becomes sin?

I don't understand

So the kangaroo thinks the basis for marriage is sex? I'm sorry for his lineage.

Dapromzy333:
Here are the 6 reason why the polytechnic student have advantage over the university student:

all polytechnic graduates also have an edge when you consider some factors.

1. Affordable school fees: the average and common tuition fee charged by most of the polytechnic in Nigeria is less than N40,000. As such, polytechnic have make education affordable to all Nigerians Unlike the Varsity that some of them charge above N90,000 Some of this varsity are: Lasu, Unisoun, Ansu, Eksu, Aau And many other university.

2. Quick certificate : within 2 years, you can also be among the working class and some have succeeded with their National diploma ND certificate You don’t have to study for 5 years before you start earning salary with your certificate and this has been very
helpful, especially for those who have financial issues.

3. Change of study and environment: Yes, this is another benefit of polytechnic education.
You can decide to change your course of study after your national diploma if there any reason to do so. Moreso, you can run a national diploma programme in Lagos and continue your HND in another polytechnic in any part of Nigeria. You can also go further to study in the university in any prefer state.

4. Easy admission: Easily as it sound, polytechnic admission is
less competitive. There are some individual who have been running after university for over 5 to 6 year without any breakthrough.
Polytechnic have made admission easier, with one or two trials,
you will conquer the problem of admission.

5. Job opportunity: presently now, some job are design only for national diploma holder and Hnd holder and as such, there will be lesser competition for those with polytechnic Degree. In some industry, there will be specification that only Nd are
needed for a particular position which exclude BSC and HND
degree holder. You should also remember that to be Hnd result
holder, you must have ND certificate.

6. Equal Certificate: all things are been equal in the polytechnic…. all polytechnic result have the same value either private, northern, eastern or western polytechnic.
However the Varsity certificate are not equal and federal university certificate is more valuable and wanted to any
varsity certificate. Admission by Merits: Admission in some
university is by power, money, connection, intelligence and many other factors. You may have to pay a some of money before
you can be considered for admission in some university. However the polytechnic admission is by merit,
candidate that perform excellently will be offered admission regardless of the
course and the school. There is no room for Foul play in selection of
candidate.

https://www.solutionclass.com.ng/2018/02/6-advantage-of-hnd-over-bsc-you-should.html

lala

With this kind of parochial thinking, the Nigerian youth has lost it. Imagine none of your arguments even points to Future benefits. If you already have HND, my brother just go and buy Jamb form and started working towards a bsc.

That's my 2 Kobo for you.

buhariguy:
Hmm.
All this are vanity upon vanity

It's the type of vanity you should wish to enjoy in your life.

This car clean die!

Can we see the interior and the engine?

Also what happened to the windscreen? Was it changed?

Xiadnat:
You should be able to easily tell. This is why you "court or date", so you can "discern" people before you get hitched. With careful observation and getting to know her, this is a very very easy answer. Observe/listen to the things she says, does or care about. Two things:

1. Is she "skinny" now because she is just young, unmarried and have not experienced pregnancy etc.. ?

Or

2. Is she a "health conscious" person generally in nature: cares about herself (independent of you or anyone else), cares about what she eats, drinks etc.. likes to exercise or "keep fit" etc..?

Point is: if she is a generally health conscious person (not necessarily looking "good" outside to attract men etc), then it is likely she will maintain that.


Also, if you are asking this question: you prolly should not marry her as you are not mature enough. She will inevitably gain weight years down the road, and you need to accept and love her just the same.

Good luck.

1000 likes for you.

To what end is this your question? Do you have an important decision to make that requires that information?

Depending on the bank and the level, you could earn anything from N40k to N5M monthly. How can compare the salary of a support staff to that of the MD?

cosmatika:
I didn't even notice d fallen Olympus at 1st. It was d very ugly manly face dat drew my attention. Wetin makeup dey cover plenty o

1000 likes for you.

Explorers:
A dead body is found at the bottom of a multistory building.

It looks quite clear that the person has committed suicide by jumping off from one of the floors.

A detective comes, goes to the first floor and walks in the room facing the direction in which the body was found.

He opens the closed window of that room and flips a coin towards the floor.

He goes to the second floor and does the exact same thing till the last floor.

Then, when he climbs down, he tells the team that it is a murder, not suicide.



How did he know?

If he committed suicide, then who closed the window after the jump?

Chybeibe:
That Lawal girl is plain ugly.

I checked your dp. You're way uglier than Moyo.

Explorers:
8.

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Explorers:
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Those three sticks will be arranged to form figure 4

Explorers:
A man lives on a 10th floor of some building. Every morning he takes the elevator to the ground floor to go shopping for groceries.

When he comes back, he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and continues by stairs to reach his apartment on the 10th floor.

Why?

The man is short and he cannot touch the buttons higher than the number 7 button.

Explorers:
Five men are going through the street.

It starts raining.

Four of them start moving faster.

The fifth man makes no effort to run from rain, however, he stays dry.

The other four get wet anyway.

All of them arrive at their destination together.


How could this be possible?

The four men are carrying a covered cart and the fifth man is sitted inside.

Explorers:
6&7: Mum walking away.





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No 7 is faulty because the child from the mistress is safe whether the man leaves or not. The moral of the picture is that if a woman wants to have save children, she should always go after married men - that way her children will not hang on the cliff!

PDP should know... They have experience in that area

Florblu:
She has been spewing rubbish recently

It's all part of showbiz. So called celebrities out themselves out there by creating shock value. They say or do something nasty so that they keep Trending online.

PointB:
We are watching.


We will see how this will play out.


So Nigeria now officially have two terror groups. A nice way to launder battered image!

I hope they have built a prison big enough to contain at least 5 million people? Cos that's where this is heading to.

You lie. IPOB does not have even up to 500 goons. Igbos are wonderful peace loving and intelligent people, while IPOB is a terrorist organization trying to whip up marginalization sentiments for their own gain.

Don't misplace facts just to score points.

Apparently she lost her verginity at 20. That was 18 years ago.

Uncle Reuben, the military uses unusual appellations to tag their operations. So you don't have to make a fuzz out of it. How are you coping sir?

On top which road? If potholes don't finish your tire...

sarrki:
Kanu and ipobs are daft

Why hiding

He called my country zoo

Now we release Python one of the species in the zoo

The shayo man go hide

You can run but can't hide

We will definitely catch you

You will face the full wrath of the law

He thinks he can run from python dance? He doesn't know that crocodile shoki awaits him in the corner.

Paperwhite:
All I see is a chronically feeble and ill-looking elderly man wasted with bony prominence,baggy clothing in emotional distress not fit in the comity of civilized humanity.

High sounding nonsense.