GloriaNinja:
BUHARI IS A TERRORIST

Have taken your medicine today?

FFK, why are scampering everywhere for relevance? You lost relevance with your Yoruba people, now it is IPOB that you are frolicking with.

For your information, the Igbo people are very smart and can see through your shallow insincerity. Don't think for a moment that you whip up sentiments.

Empty vessel makes the loudest noise.

You better go an sidan dia

This car is CLEAN!

roundman:
Hmmm...Atiku make sense.

For where? He's just playing to the gallery. His speech is vague and not directed toward any clear solution path.

If you see a snake and a politician, kill the politician first.

TonyeBarcanista:
Next time he will avoid another man's meat

Next time? Dead man dey nack?

Reiyvinn:
I sincerely hope this news turns out false...

NB: The above picture is no way related to the alleged incidence.

DIRECTORATE OF PRESS & PUBLIC AFFAIRS
OFFICE OF THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR, PLATEAU STATE.

PRESS RELEASE.

The Executive Governor of Plateau State has expressed great dismay and shock at the sudden build up of tension in Jos Metropolis on account of the conduct of some disgruntled elements, who have decided to throw the metropolis into confusion on account of their negative reaction to the agitations of Independent People of Biafra (IPOB) in the South East.

Consequently, the Governor has directed an immediate imposition of curfew from dusk to dawn (6pm – 6am) within the Greater Jos – Bukuru Metropolis, until further notice. The deployment of security personnel to all flash points within the metropolis has also been directed to ensure compliance with the curfew order and to avert any further breach of law and order.

The Governor wishes to assure all citizens that the security and welfare as the primary concern of Government is assured by the Rescue Administration. He is therefore enjoining all citizens to go about their business with the assurance that their safety is guaranteed. He further appealed to all religious and community leaders, neighbourhood vigilantes as well as all law abiding citizens to ensure nobody is allowed to take advantage of this unfortunate situation to engage in criminality.

The Governor wishes to restate that Plateau State remains home to all citizens of Nigeria irrespective of religion, ethnic extraction or political persuasion. He therefore enjoins all peace loving citizens to ensure that nothing is allowed to upset the hard earned peace in the State.

Samuel, Emmanuel Nanle
Director, Press & Public Affairs
14th September, 2017

broswilli:
Let me contribute a bit. I don't know ur wife. I don't know ur sisters, but Women are a bit different from men believe it or not. Your wife wants a man not controlled by his sisters, if she fells you are controlled by them she will eventually hate you.

Your sisters will definitely want to control you, without regarding that you are now a man. Your wife will hate that. If they are contributing to the marriage ceremonies don't let your wife know. After the wedding or right now start turning down some of the request of ur sisters, like little brother can you help to pick my husband from the airport.

Please note that women control Men and most times the men don't know. Their husbands may complain, "You are disturbing ur younger brother too much", and their reply would be, "Don't worry he is my younger brother".

No Woman wants to marry a man controlled by another Woman or Man. If he is to be controlled then they should do the controlling.

Watch yourself if you have madr these mistakes if not you know what to do, the other post has already mentioned useful decisions to make.

1000 Likes.

Oyindidi:
Why do I have the huge to insult you for your last sentence.
That girl is wicked for hating your family for no reason. Where was your wife when they were training you? Weak men everywhere.

Why do I have the urge (not huge) to insult you?

When a man takes his stand, you call him "insensitive bast*rd". But when he tries to compromise for you, you can him "weak man".

If you don't have solution for the confused guy, then kip Kwayet!

Tamarapetty:
as beautiful as you are. smh

@your dp... Neck dey pain you? Sorry.

Nwodosis:
If I were you, I would not identify myself with the arrest, Ifeanyi may not be alone in that business and here you are, exposing yourself thinking you are undoing the Nigerian Police that care not.

Moreso, If you shame the police force, they won't forget.

Nemesis1:
As nice as this is, it won't end well


A scientist and inventor from Dubai I think died testing one of his own car-o-Plane


Powers that be don't want this happening now, as such I advise DeLorean to calm down

Michael Faraday is credited for discovering electricity but died in the process. Think about it.

captleonerd:
so even if he has a thousand duties to perform he can't take out just 3mins to dedicate a post to his wife and acknowledge her? no wonder some of you end up struggling with marital life.

a good man can never be too busy for his wife.

Talking about cherishing one's wife... You have so spoken well. I agree. But the rate at which we find these so-called royalties flash their personal fortunes, like Davido does, brings cause for concern.

Maybe I'm beefing, but those guys need to step up to the plate.

Tolexander:
That isn't the function of a king!

What, might I ask, is the function of a king? To share social media space with everyday people?

I would have thought that up until the invasion and plundering of Africa by the Europeans, the king was the leader of his people - culturally, spiritually, economically. He protected the territorial integrity of his land and led his warriors to conquer other lands.

I would have thought that with the advent of modern system of government (Ie amalgamation of territories, democracy, totalitarianism, military incursion etc), that hitherto overriding powers of our traditional rulers have been reduced to the preservation of the cultures and beliefs of the people which they "rule".

You see traditional rulers getting themselves involved with so many watery matters these days, and one begins to wonder if they've forgotten the essence, honor and prestige of their throne. Don't get me started with the marital mess in which the Oni of Ifè got himself involved in.

Interesting... So the king is more interested in showcasing his wife to the world rather than bother himself about the social security and economic prosperity of his land.

Shame on the so-called traditional rulers of out time.

Very nice and inspiring. Patience is the commodity which I need to acquire from this lesson.

ShyCypher:




Factory reset your brain. You'll get it after...

Bam!

In December 2015, I did 180km/hr along Kaduna-Abuja express way. But it was not worth it because all the cars I dusted came to meet me at the traffic hold up at Suleman (around that Zuma rock side). Moreover, the risk of an accident is considerably less when you are not speeding!

Since then, I've been doing not more than 120 at an extremely free and smooth road. For less freer roads, I could go as low as 80 sef.

izzou:
Everybody seems to be angry these days

See as them dey tackle the girl. Is it by force to comment? Besides, its her service year. E no concern anybody

Hian

Nigeria is gifted with a generation of angry youths! So much negative energy everywhere.

Omeokachie:
This dude again?


Its like his comedy business no longer pays the bills.

LWKMBD

michytluv:
what is killing them

Death is what is killing them.

Oh they didn't settle you well enough?

All na wash...

That's what they will say, then two days later Boko boys will strike again in Maiduguri.

Na by force to live for Ajah?

If your money cannot afford you a decent 2/3 bed room flat in Ajah, then move to Ikorodu.

OgaBuhari:
Beautiful and hardworking igbo lady.
The lazy haters from the waste region won't learn from this nor find something meaningful to do with their lives.
they are busy eating amala and ewedu.

Wao! There are still many deranged people on nairaland

Esseite:
Can someone put up picture of known ty danjumas highrise in the heart of V.i?

Can someone put up pictures of known atiku's highrise in the heart of V.i?

We fail to pursue people without and iota of career/business profile to check their massive wealth amassment but we dilly dally on that which have a track record of.. charge her to court and convict her period.

The moment Pdp's struggle comes to an end........ dieziani comes up all over the media..

Previous opec president
Prebious Minister - mines and steel
Previous minister - transportation
Previous Minister - Petroleum
High ranking - oil and gas coys board member international and local asides other sectors coys and member of their boards...
International accolades etc...

If kachikwu earned over $1m in mobil oil as Vp/mth, asides gifts and cashbacks, entitlements and PR. We are now talking about a woman who held positions miles ahead of that..

We have not even asked questions about one time governors that turned multi billionaires and trillionaires or senators or old military men etc..

She might be guilty of crimes, charge her to court and win the case.. not all this propaganda here and there..

Fair enough.

Truly, Nigerians are fantastically corrupt.

cuedish:
You forgot to mind your business.

you no well

Justuceleague2:
When intellectuals meet, they invent

Aisha Buhari we proud ó yà



Let the demonic asswipes come and query how you donated books and stuffs to less privileged when your husband had to borrow money for presidential form and campaign


Shortsighted mofos


China has donated million dollars to Aisha, is that public funds from proceeds of corruption


Useless liepods

What is this one saying

She's been celebrating 15 for the past 15 years.

Honesty is the best policy