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Enskynelson:
Check for my response

Good afternoon. Sorry for asking, I was addmited to noun and I paid some money into my ewallet but now I have some personal issues, I won't continue. Pls can I close my application and recover my money?

I haven't registered the courses yet.

BATified2023:
no mind them

Na your papa since u don’t know

I see your name, I know of your mission, but your response is what I don't grasp. Thank you anyway.

fashtannn:
Tinubu

Where is he? Who has seen him? Who has heard from him or who is it that has heard about him? Tell me. I won't bite, I would definitely not beat you.

why's he blurry, why's he so shadowy and fuzzy. For a Presidential candidate? Oh no no, I don't think so. Not my Nigeria again.

My father, My father.... Oh God!

My brothers from the South West, my Yoruba extension, it has been more than 3 months since the presidential primaries, three months.

Who is your candidate? Where is he now. What are his manifestos as a candidate. Why is he really even running as president?

Do you know? Who does, show me, Cos I don't.

While in school, there is this myth that the Yorubas are some of the most intelligent in Nigeria. Lol!!!

My dear brethren from the West, that man, Tinubu, can not be your best, that man can't be your choice. Oh no, I see a repeat here.

With great and heavy heart I put it to you, if not that Peter Obi is in the Presidential race I would rather a more healthy and engaged Atiku from the north than your man from the south.

Can't we jettison the lifetime ambition of a single man and come together for a more vibrant ready to serve, ready to engage Peter Obi? Maybe this is really the South's turn?

For we in the Middle Belt are not stupid again, but we wait on you. Don't repeat 2015 again my distant cousins, do not repeat history just cos it came with a different outfit or persona.

Thank You.

They will know we the Northern Christians are not inconsequential in the scheme of things. While the Muslim North kept voting Buhari since 2003 and kept failing, it was us that guarantied PDP victories in Northern states. I hope they do a rally in Kaduna State soon.

We are wiser now, we are Obiedent and Yusful. Arrewa, come and see something.

No he didn't, I didn't see him not to talk of settling anything. The only settlement is he should step down.

Godjone:
They forgot that what gave Buhari 12 million votes from the north was not the sole votes from core arewa alone out of that number,the minority north are 4.8 million. When this number is added to Obi, that will gladly catapult him to aso rock

And that is what we must ensure happens, lets see how far their "Waziri", Atiku, goes. Fulani don't own this country.

LegendHero:
You are just a kid.

Let me tell you, the only period the SW ever made an alliance with the North is in 2015, the only first time.

Since 1959, it has been the Igbo/Middlebelt/North.

Before I even go further. Can you tell me one way how the Yoruba wronged your people?

Shey the Yoruba wey no even know if anybody be Tiv, Jukun, or Wetin be the other minority tribes for NC self?

Calm down old man, talk to me calmly. Your statement up there confirms my submission.

Rekhina:
northerners are talking kabba kogi is talking mtchew

Thank God we're beginning to unravel the "one north" bunkum.

But I am not from Kogi but Southern Kaduna. Thank you.

AdamuKD:

I am from Rigasa Kaduna but I can bet one of my scrotum that almost all Christians are obidient.They tag the northern Christians minority but just relax and watch what is going to happen.Forget all these noises and distraction. Wait make voting day reach first
We go clear una doubt

If you're from Rigasa then you know Kabala West, I used to reside their.

My posts might seem hate filled but you can only understand what am saying when you put yourself in our shoes.

As a Northern minority from KD I know what the Igbos go through in Nigeria, that's why I support an Igbo Presidency.

I have no hate or resentment for the Hausas, my problem lies in their unwillingness to see the game being played by the Fulanis in this country.

We can't all be blind slaves you know.

LegendHero:
This is you few days ago.

You also hate the SW people and hiding under Arrewa to profess your hate.

I now see why that Northern region can never have peace.

It is a conglomerate of psychologically damaged people who are chronic religious bigots. If the Christians there are the majority, they’ll probably just wipe off their Muslims there too and Vice Versa.

This particular dunce claiming Yoruba never fought for minorities forgot their alliance of Awo and the Northern minorities back in the days. What did you lot paid him back with?

Yep, that is definitely me. I never "hate" the SWs. I definitely have a problem with their blindness to who the real issues are.

No wonder the core North and the South East never get along. They see you for what you really are.

Funny that the one people that have killed and maimed and caused a great deal of backwardness to others are shouting and beating their chests about being unforgiven.

The South Westerners have sold their dignity and freedom to the North that's why you're bragging and holding them by the scrotum.
Look at how you're even speaking, so much authority and bragging.

Thank God you acknowledged the uniqueness of the Hausas in your rant. Now....

You might be able to subjugate the Hausas in the North and recently even the Yorubas, but we the Christian "North" know of your nature first hand.

"The first fool is not the fool, the second fool is the real fool"

We will take our chance with the Obidient/Yusful movement.
Hear me you children of Futtah Jallon.

jesusjnr2020:
Genesis 8:4 (KJV)

And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.

God bless.

https://m.jpost.com/archaeology/has-the-location-of-noahs-ark-finally-been-proven-using-3d-scans-680890/amp

https://answersingenesis.org/noahs-ark/noahs-ark-found/noahs-ark-mount-ararat/

Nice writeup Sir, keep up the good work you're doing here. But you don't have to reply or explain to anybody your believes, let them laugh, let them troll. It is good for the business of God.

These kinds of people existed even during the times of Noah. Their kind complete the prophesy, they confirm the truthfulness of the most high.

Nelidee:
But they won't. They keep attacking so we can join them in their foolishness and stupidity. Very angry frustrated set of people as you see them.

Happy Sunday to you too my brother.

We are living in times that glorify uniformison. Everybody want to identify with the trend of the day so as to be accepted and be seen as a "modern" person.

People identify with "atheism" not really cos they know and believe fully what they identify with but cos they want to fit in. Atheist ideology gives them that feeling of "woke" and intelligence even "enlightened" persona, irrespective of their zero contributions to the society.

They have been deceived to believe that the greatest philosophers and scientists are atheists, the same way they're now deceived that they are also homosexuals. An agenda.

jesusjnr2020:
Lol! Athiest wannabes aka God-haters.

I tell you brother. Funny enough our conscience is so powerful that it knows there is a higher power.

I read a research conducted to see if their is a true atheist and the scientists discovered everybody believes in something supernatural, just differently and to different degree. Everybody.

Some it's in their dying bed, others in time of trouble, some even in their time of joy.

AnonPoet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCAIoVw3YcI
Peter Obi 2023: We Must Be Careful Not To Create Another Monster; We Should Learn From Our Mistake With Buhari In 2015 - Dalung

Dalung says he has quit the APC and joined the Social Democratic Party (SDP) because they have failed at all levels and disappointed Nigerians.

He also said APC has failed in all its promises which makes it morally wrong for him to continue to promote the APC. Which is why he resigned and apologized to Nigerians.

On Peter Obi, Dalung said although he is a good and young man, but the youth are making the same mistake they made with Buhari,

"We rallied around Buhari because of integrity and no one is asking important questions hence he is being mystified which led to a Buhari Hurricane"


He said the youth have not engaged Peter Obi the way he should be because of the charisma built around him.

"We are creating another monster without engagement" he said "because anybody who asks questions about Peter Obi will be attacked"

"The way we created Buhari monster, we are creating another one"
He appealed that before Peter Obi is taken up, Peter Obi should be engaged.

He pledged support for the candidate of the SDP, Prince Adewole Adebayo who is the youngest candidate.

But Dalung Peter Obi is the most engaged candidate so far. What engagement has he ever shied away from?

He has engaged and been engaged far more than all the others put together, he is currently being engaged as we speak.

mhmsadyq:
This description fits a typical Christian on Nairaland!

Christians on Nairaland aren't any better than the atheists you picked on...

And you decided to single out Christians. Lol. What about your Arabic religion. Up till now the "government" haven't given justice the the citizen Deborah, so calm down.

Kids, kids calm down now. How many of you really know what an atheist is?

You think its just saying "I don't believe in God"? Jokers.

There are no real atheist, I know that cos I've researched it. Everybody believes in the supernatural. It has been research, so let those who believe differently do so.

Am not talking about the tribalists now, no, no. Those ones already know their status.
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These people are so vile, closed minded, toxic attackers who feel the need to go on every thread, even unrelated ones just to throw jabs at the religious folks. Come on! Such hypocrites.

They are the so called Atheist wannabes.

They claim religion is the problem of mankind, causing underdevelopment and intolerable bloodshed. Yet they are the most intolerable. What is your own contribution to the society you're in outside ranting online for cheap likes?

All these developed countries you see used to be and many are still very religious. African underdevelopment goes far beyond religion, but the lack of vision and a strong focused ambition for collective good.

Effect positive change in your society first, real improvements not "woke" immorality, then you can talk. But before then shut up and stop sounding like broken records, people are free to believe what they want.

Happy Sunday.

hopefulLandlord:
Story of Samson is arguably the most absurd story ever!!!!

Samson was a man given ultimate power by Yaweh but fell in the hands of Delilah to the philistines.

Delilah tried to get the deepest secret samson ever had, the secrets of his power...and the story went like this:

1st attempt: After much pressure, Samson gave Delilah a wrong answer "If they bind me with seven green withes that were never dried, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."

And behold the very next day, Samson was bound with seven green withes..


People tell me, even the most stupidest person in the world will realise at this point he has been betrayed, but dont laugh yet as there was attempt no 2

No 2: After the 1st failed, the strongest man had no clue his most precious secret has been given away by the only woman he told but went ahead to bow to more pressure and he gave another wrong answer as "If they bind me fast with new ropes that never were occupied, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."

Behold, the very next day, his hands were tied with the new ropes but is it not amazing that he still had no clue he was being betrayed?? Now at this point I am almost passing out of shock for this level of stupidity if it ever existed


Attempt no 3: Yes there was a 3rd attempt, believe me a 3rd attempt !!!!!
"If thou weavest the seven locks of my head with the web.
and yet it happened again.


Even if someone is cursed with stupidity, it cant be this terrible to now give a 4th chance of eventually revealing his most precious secret to som1 that has betrayed him 3 times consecutively..

Aba!!! bible stories??

Now guys, don't laugh off your eyes yet because the part that killed it all was after the philistines cut off his hair and finally caught the most dreaded enemy of their generation.

These guys knew his source of power was his hair, but it is astonishing that a large number of stupid people did not know hairs can grow...or did not know that they would need to shave off his hairs daily but they let him alone till his hairs grew back.

The writer (s) must be on some strong stuff; but christians believe this story!! infact they have an obligation to

Instead of people like you going about every Christian thread to spit your "intelligence", why don't you create your own Atheist thread so you guys can flood it with that intelligence? Hoh?! And let those who believe in the "fairy tales" continue.

TollMind:
You’re sick, very sick
Because how can a mentally stable human being be routine for an unstable person who’s health and mental state is unstable.
And you’re proud and openly saying you don’t care if they turn a public building built with public funds from the sweat of the masses, jeopardizing the future of this nation cause of your greed, it’s either you’re not a Nigerian or you’re not just sick you’re evil

This coming elections would show number of mentality ill persons we have in this country, it would be a psychological evaluation for the nation

Individual, calm down. You have nothing to prove on a faceless forum. First, you didn't get the joke. Second, even after I explained it to you you're still oblivious of the parody.

Calm down and assimilate an info, am on your side.

TollMind:
A place TINUBU and his CO should have hide their dirty faces since we live in a country where many are above the law and it has become a safe haven for crooks who call themselves business, elder statesmen [ObJ] and politicians
But no, TINUBU wants to be president
Since the people of Lagos where foolish enough to let him manipulate them, he wants to try his chances with the whole country

And that is where Tinubu and co. are vying to go now? Understand the humour now? The presidential villa is the home for sick and elderly. Thank you.

tsdarkside:
nigeria is full of institutions....

i tut elderly people stay with their relatives....
you can get broadband internet in many places....

nigeria is more advanced than most nigerians think....

if you consider the start we had compared to developed nations....

Baba I thought the joke is obvious.... The Presidential villa is the "Home for elderly". I home you understand now?

You have made quite a valid point Sir, and I can't help but feel very, very saddened. But if you look at it from another angle you'll see we brought it on ourselves.

As a solution I took it on myself to not give birth, not even have a girlfriend, all I want to do is adopt as many children as I can and give give them my name, I become their father and they my children.

May God intercede.

Fun Fact:

Do you know, the world's most secured, funded and spacious state-of-the-art retirement home for the elderly is located in Nigeria?

Don't let anyone fool you, it is right here at the center of our very country and is located in the FCT, in Asokoro Abuja.

This is where the sickly old retire, and the only requirement to qualify is you have to be over 70yrs, sick, entitled and you must be from a specific section of the country too, also your religion is a factor too.

So, what are you waiting for? Get old quickly and even you might stand a chance of enjoying this establishment.

NOTE:

Applications are only conducted once every four years.

MODIFY:

Seems people don't understand the twist. This "Home" is the Presidential Villa, in Aso Rock Abuja.

As we suffer and are being killed and reclined as spectators in Kaduna State, the Bishop's own state, we know who heard our cries, we know who spoke on our behalf. And they are people who suffer the same kind of treatment in Nigeria as us in Kaduna.

Not being tribalistic but the SW people are never known to lend their voices to the marginalized and oppressed, hell, Tinubu has never spoken out for his own people in this regime. The South Westerners laughed and defended the Fulani herdsmen at the initial stage of their campaign, only speaking out now cos it's at their door step.

Asiwaju Tinubu is only attaching himself to the Bishop cos of what he represents, that man is more deceptive and conceited than our esteemed Excellency.

As soon as they got what they wanted they offloaded Fr Mbaka and when he protested they said he was pestering them about a favour which they refused and that didn't sit well with him. Which, if you look at The Father's beef with Peter Obi you can't help but believe their allegation.

Tinubu/Shettima ft Bishop Kukah? Lol. Okay, we are watching.

Brokeloser:
Very correct,i had to uninstall Facebook because it was always running in the background no matter how many times I force stopped it.It was very irritating having to close an app every two minutes.Let me not talk about Google sef I'll check something on brave , switch to opera mini and start seeing adverts of what I just browsed.

When you complain about privacy demented retards will start making unintelligent comments.Just check out the many slowpokes commenting on this thread.

Or you can study Ethical Hacking, cyber security online so you can protect your privacy yourself and be one step ahead of Big Brother's prying eyes.

Brokeloser:
Very correct,i had to uninstall Facebook because it was always running in the background no matter how many times I force stopped it.It was very irritating having to close an app every two minutes.Let me not talk about Google sef I'll check something on brave , switch to opera mini and start seeing adverts of what I just browsed.

When you complain about privacy demented retards will start making unintelligent comments.Just check out the many slowpokes commenting on this thread.

To sound intelligent and assume being "WOKE" attention seekers will say anything, even if they know nothing about the topic of discuss.

Use VPN or Tor browser if you want to escape their prying eyes, for now though.

anonym0us:
like I said, I did not browse this or try shopping it online, I feel they are spying us through our phone camera and mic

They are actually. But Nairaland is not the best place to come with such info, many ignorant numbers here who think any skeptism against modern things means you're outdated. WOKE gang them.

facebook has faced a lot of backlash by the general public about privacy issues. Youtube and google with some other big tech companies use your search history together with location to bring you what inerests you. That is beneficial.

Facebook on the other hand is headed by a gready capitalist who puts personal ambition over all else, while deceiving people with his "simple lifestyle", he goes the extra mile. They have one of the most advanced artificial intelligence tech, still pumping billions to get the most of you, against your wish.

I've noticed your predicament years ago, reason I stopped anything META. Welcome to the new norm.

TheGidRedpiller:
it's supposed to lead you to twitter, so unless your browser is very outdated....

Ok, thank you