₦airaland Forum

Abeg make school start soon. I don tire for this farm.

The biggest mistake Ojukwu made was trusting an Yoruba to lead the invasion to Lagos.

source?

KoKoA, I feel you broda.

nairalanders are gullible. they believe everything they read here.

god is really confused and useless

Susie could be sued for assault and damages.
That may teach her a good lesson about intruding in peoples lives and affairs.

Seriously, where is it?

OLAADEGBU:
Don't be a kluzt, the story says a goldfish bowl filled with water and not an empty goldfish bowl. Susie didn't pour water on everyone in the class she saw an opportunity to do good and save her classmate of shame and this is what Jesus did for us when He died for our sin on the Cross, He took our shame and paid our price so that we may go scott free.

There you go. Admitting that your jesus tale is just fairy tale like susie carrying non-empty-water-filled-goldfish-bowl-without-gold fish about in her classroom in order to carry the shame of a boy whose parents and school failed to properly educate on the use of toilet.

kingoflag:
^^^^^

Theres computers, then theres viruses spread through same computers, Do we "blame" computers as bad?

Yes.
No computer, no virus. Comprendre?

spoke with him last night.
he thanked me and said: "my child, continue. your rewards will be great hereafter."

what did jesus christ wipe his nyash with after having a dump?

Johnnie ZM:
Guy I echoed what I said earlier, YOU NEED JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you think you don't need him, please feel free to email me, johnoghie@yahoo.com

Let's chat.

God bless you.

xtian yahoo yahoo

everybody mas turba tes.
including you.
if you don't, something is seriously wrong with you.

crazy christians are running scared.

There is no evidence that twins were killed in igboland except from what the colonialists say. However I do believe that it might have happened. Igbos are still doing abominations today in the name of tradition.
Now if it had happened, my guess would be that it was because the father would have believed that his wife cheated on him with another man and one of the babies is not his. He cannot stand the ridicule of the community to be raising what they believe is another man's bastard son. So like they still do in most muslim cultures, honour killings are performed. The babies are killed in order to purge the dishonour from the family. This also serves as a lesson to the mother and also to other women who might be tempted to sleep with another man.

This is the most plausible explanation I can think of but is a personal opinion.

Pedofile worshipper = 1
Bastard son worshippers = 0

OLAADEGBU:
Did the story say that the goldfish bowl filled with water had gold fish in it?

Which begs the question: "what the heck is an empty goldfish bowl doing in a classroom? And shouldn't Susie, the exemplary christian, be sitting and listening to the teacher instead of carrying water and pouring on everyone in the class in the name of jesus?"

diluminati:
why are you guys making a mockery out of yourselves? how did ojukwu lead the igbo people since the end of the civil war? how has he been your leader before he died? and how is this dumdum gonna lead you people? to war again abi? abeg come back to realism and stop living in wonderland.

stop trying to understand us. you can't.

OLAADEGBU:
Your guess is as good as mine.

so this is what your story is about? guesswork?

he can meet god faster that way. good for him.

madness

i can see love in his eyes.

Olaadegbu please tell, what happened to the goldfish in the bowl?

kolaxy your life must be a case study.

harakiri:
The way you people sheeple talk about this god makes me wonder if you've seen him/her/it/them before. What do you know about religion apart from what you were spoon fed with from childhood? Can you provide one atom of proof that verifies his/her/its/their existence? I hope you know that Christianity isn't the only religion in the world and even though some sects claim to be "worshiping one god", deep down you feel superior to each other and look down on each others beliefs.

Back to the issue. . .

Apart from what you've been obviously brainwashed with from kindergarten, what else can you bring to the table that authenticates your belief in the Christian god?

I provided you with proof. Why don't you believe me.
Infact, I saw god yesterday. In the spirit but physically. You won't understand. You never understand. Phuck science making my brethren fools. The bible is the truth. Virgins give birth. True. Women should shut the phuck up. True. If gays attack you, offer them your daughters to a$$ ra.pe. True. God is afraid we would build skyscrappers so he invented igbo language. True. Slavery is sanctioned by god. True. War is excellent. True.
Why don't you believe this? You heathen son of satan.

And don't go telling me that a man that walks around followed closely by 12 other men, (some of whom have left their wives), sleeping, eating, bathing etc, together is gay. There is nothing gay about that. Follow his footsteps but don't be gay 'cos god hates gays. It is better to ra.pe women than to love another man. True. The big invisble sky spirit has spoken. Be damned if you doubt.

snthesis:
Bruv, wats d dating agency- me wan score 10 over 10

Believe me you don't need an agency. Just get ouside and start speaking to ladies. You will be amazed. Before you know it, they will start fighting each other because of you.

I lost a friend when I told him I no longer believe in god.
His words were to the effect that he doesn't want me near his house so as not to bring god's anger against his household.

too much wankin'

he also needs to tackle the generators. the noise is too annoying.