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Ebora Owu Himself!

But will she stop .......ing?

I am a nice guy

I am inside my room

Come and beat me!

See meat

And they said monkey dey sweet oh!

#BeGood!

What's the fuss about Grammy self?


Beyonce and Jay z sang "fxck the grammies " in APESHIT

YEMI ALADE and MR EAZI both won the last one alongside their features in ANGELIQUE KIDJO 's last album MOTHER NATURE




ITS here in Africa that Grammy is attractive to us

In USA, they don't give a fxck again about the Grammy!


#BeGood!

She can become a se.x work.er

Case closed!

As for the guy, he can become a po.rn st.ar and be uploading his videos on xvideos or pornhub and he will be making millions like king nasir or Astra blaze

#BeGood!

Nice INVESTMENT keep it up


At least them fit give you Minister or Special Adviser!

Who doesn't know that more people means more money

And more formidable economy

Check China, India, Japan

They are even doing depopulation and birth control nowadays

#BeGood!

Ashaw.o telling her customer "PUT (IT) IN!
"PUT IN"


SO THAT WAS HOW VLADMIR PUTIN'S MAMA NAMED HIM "PUT IN"!



#ITISWELL!

Na today?


What has he been doing there since?


We went to Russia 2018, we were BUROOBANKAAD by Argentina, Messi who everyone knew uses left, used his right leg to destroy Nigeria.



But don't blame the man, he has bills to pay!


May be he has been sitting on the chair, collecting his checks and just paying his bills.

Well he will still collect his pensions too!
Welcome to Nigeria!

#ItIsWell!

(They) have gotten to him/her



You are asking who are (they)?





Ask Google!


#ItIsWell!

The short man of Bourdillon




Husband of PDP!


Slayer of anti APC!

Winners of 2015, 2019!



One man Army!


Tank buster!

Original bazooka!


Armoured tank bombarder!



Long live the JAGABAN!



#ITISWELL!

In my present house they used to call me Alfa because

1. I used to go to Mosque all the time


2. I don't used to talk to girls




In my former house, one of my neighbors told her friend

"Don't mind him, he is gay!"
(Me wey I dey chop Big Yansh for broth.els, NEVER ALLOW WOMEN SEE YOU FINISH!)
#iTiSwEll!

I watched one American film

The oga sent his soldier to go and kill the bad guys. But when the soldier got there the bad guys were too strong and powerful for only him to overcome them. They encircled him and held him to his point of death.
Just one blink of an eye and he will die.

His oga sent his drone to save him. The drone had a gun fixed to it. From the convenience of his sitting room , he just pressed some buttons and extirpated all the bad guys.
(THE TITLE OF THE FILM IS MONEYPLANE, if I am correct!)

I was waoed!



I would like if our government can emulate something like that!
But I heard drones cost millions.


#ItIsWell!

How can you tell tortoise not enter inside it's shell?


Are you ...........?

Let me just keep quiet!

When the evil spirit in her body see the big dxck it will be afraid and run away!

In broth.els with their body odour and smells guys still dey fxck olos.hos very well


They odour even dey make the sex sweet!

Those in brot.hels we used to call them ashe.wo because then sit down for one place

Those roaming on the streets and moving up and down even fxck pass bro.thel ashe.wos


!ItIsWell!

I can't even remember how many pre registered Sims I bought that time


They used to stay in the middle of the road that time with their dirty yellow MTN umbrellas and dirty red and white Airtel umbrellas


They will want to eat you alive if you are passing buy
ALAYE I already have a Sim inside my phone how many Sims do you want me to buy?
Marketers and their wahala!
But I learnt a great deal from there.
There are some numbers that up till now has not been used by anyone. So if you go and buy a new line ensure its a new line and that no one has ever used it before.
Because it is no more news that MTN and all of the networks are reselling old and dead customers numbers. So if you go and buy 0803, 0806, or 0802 , we don't need to tell you that someone has already used that number before.
I bought a new MTN Sim back then. It was 0803, everyday, I used to receive debit alert of N100,000 from UBA bank. The Sim owner have forgotten and moves on with his life

I just wonder what NCC and other regulatory bodies are doing except collecting fat checks from MTN and co!


#ItIsWell!

How to get rich as a woman or lady


Open your legs for a rich dude

Then kill him and inherit the mumu's properties


SHIKENA!

Many women are sex starved

Before I learnt the importance of wearing pants I have made a mess of myself alot in the public

Whenever you are hard women usually notice

When I am hard and going to the toilet all of them will be laughing
Saying"see am"
Chai this boy carry big load o!

They will saying amongst themselves. One of our staff where I was working earlier came one day and hit me on the chest. She then said oya hit your own back! I was like why would I hot you on the chest.
What she wanted was for me to harass her sexually and I would lose my job.
So I just codedly left the place.
Anytime she sees me onwards she always feel shy
There was also a time during my choldhood when we used to play sand and stone play. There were some girls in our house. One was my step mum s daughter and the other one was my Cousin. So we went to the back of the toilet and they all said they wanted me to fxck them
I drew out my penis, that day it was very hot and swollen, I was even afraid it might cut off
The first girl was very fine and attractive, they both sat on the cement sewage box with their legs wide open. I just stood there perplexed at both of their private parts. They kept beckoning me to come and do it. But the hard truth about the part was that no matter how I hard I tried that day, even my penis cap couldn't enter.
There was not even an iota of enjoyment all throughout.
I just asked myself, is this what they all do inside the house all the time?
I promised myself not to do such a bad act again





And apart from childhood molestations, it's very very wrong for a boy and a girl to be living together in the same room. Parents should do the needful and separate them. Also women should not be bathing their boys naked in the bathroom. Or a man bathing her daughter naked in the bathroom.
That is where the issues of rape for girls and molestation for boys usually start.
I knew alot of my school friends who as boys were molested by elderly ladies when back then we were in junior secondary school, some of those boys even grew up to be fxckboys or nymphos or sex addicts.

But many of those cases are not always reported and our society usually turn a bad eye to it.


#ItIsWell!

siofra:
Our Nigerian brothers representing us well.

Ehya


And many of our women are still single here in Nigeria!

Op when they come for you


I pray God should save you oh!

Sanu de aiki!

Op are you jealous?


ABEG leave Wizkid alone, let him sing SOCO, in peace!

Yes relationship is not prostitu.ting about the whole community


To.to is not a free gift of nature


Aunty close your legs!

Even Benin republic is the 37th state of Nigeria



Argue with your keyboard!

Hala Madrid ! Muchas Gracias!

One day I went to fxck a prost.tute she kept looking inside my eye balls and was continuing to talk to me telling me to go slow and take it easy


She was trying to keep everything ok

After like two three rounds she told me to stop

I asked her why? She said it's not that she can't continue but that's it's best we should stop to avoid bad things from happening


At that point I knew she was talking from experience. She was old enough to give birth to me. What she simply did was tell me she is exhausted. I knew she wasn't, she was enjoying the sex at that moment and I too was enjoying it. But she quickly stood up from my dxck, because we were in the cowgirl position
Women always know when the sex is about to go sideways. They always know, whether they choose to do something about it, that's their choice. Or whether her decision is to even kill you in the first place


And also don't hold the throat or choke your partner during sex
That day I knew na God save my life. If she wan kill me, she could have. Because I knew bad thoughts are already crossing her mind
Because I just lay like a log of lifeless wood and she was fxcking me up down up down that day
#ItIsWell!