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Brace yourselves, this might not be for the faint of heart. A 38-year-old Scottish woman had been dealing with some ongoing mysterious health symptoms—she'd lost a lot of weight, felt shaky and tired, and had mild urinary incontinence—and finally went to a clinic to see what was up. The doctors ran a bunch of tests, and what they found was astonishing: A sonogram revealed that she had a five-inch intimacy gadget inside her vagina!

When the doctors asked her about it, she recalled using it during an alcohol-fueled sex session with a partner a DECADE earlier but had totally forgotten about it. She said she couldn’t remember if she removed the toy during that encounter. Well, safe to say the answer to that is now clear.

But here's the scariest part: That 10-year-old toy did some pretty major damage, obstructing her bladder and causing urine to back up into her kidneys. It also caused an injury called a vesicovaginal fistula, which created an opening between the vagina and bladder, so urine was able to leak into the vagina.

Doctors surgically removed the toy and repaired her injuries, and the whole situation is documented in graphic detail (and images!) in a report published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Of course, this scenario in particular is extremely rare, but consider it a reminder to practice safe sex—even when you’re using toys.

For starters, you might not want to use anything that can get stuck up there while under the influence of alcohol. Another tip: Be mindful when buying intimacy gadgets to make sure they're the real deal. And finally, if you experience any pain or discomfort after using a device, be sure to bring it up with your doctor. We promise, they’ve seen and heard it all.

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You've all heard horror stories of that one friend's-cousin's-classmate who put some random object inside her vagina during a heated moment and ended up in the hospital with an embarrassing story—and maybe even some serious physical damage. So what's actually dangerous to put in there? We talked to a few health professionals to break it down. Here's what to steer clear of...

1. Douches
Some women like to use douches to clean the vagina, but in actuality, this is totally unnecessary. It can also be dangerous because, according to Dr. Alyssa Dweck, M.D., a gynecologist and Assistant Clinical Professor at Mount Sinai School of Medicine, it can cause "a horrible imbalance of the typical bacteria that is supposed to be in the vagina and actually cause an infection." Douching is a known culprit when it comes to pelvic inflammatory disease (PID) and bacterial vaginosis. If you're worried about keeping your vagina clean, the best thing you can do is wash your vulva with soap and water when you take a shower, being careful not to put any soap inside your vagina. See a doctor if you think something smells off. Ultimately, your vagina is self-cleaning, so it doesn't need your help to make it cleaner.

2. Steam
Yes, steaming your vagina at the spa is totally a trend these days, and yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. "They sit on a specific type of spa with no underwear, on special chairs that have herbal infused steam coming out of them, and they steam their bottom," shares Dweck. "And while any sort of warm treatment could feel good and enhance blood supply to the area, we've seen some burns come out of this and irritation from the types of herbs, so I would use significant caution of that. I'm not sure how effective this is to do anything anyway."

3. Tea tree oil
"If you're using household oil as a lubricant, you need high-grade quality oil, not what you use in your kitchen to fry food," says Dr. Raquel Dardik, M.D., a gynecologist and Associate Professor of Gynecology at NYU Langone Medical Center. "And you want to use oil that is pH neutral, so for example, almond oil, coconut oil, olive oil, probably okay." What you don't want to use is tea tree oil, which can cause scary chemical burns: "it's incredibly caustic and will cause a vaginal burn, so probably not okay."

4. Chocolate syrup
"All that stuff has sugar which will change the bacteria and yeast proportions which can cause infections. Those substances can also be irritating to the vaginal skin, so it might seem like a good idea at the time, but you may have either vaginal irritation or a vaginal infection afterwards," says Dardik.

5. Whipped cream
"I would not recommend putting it inside the vagina," says Dweck. "It's really tough to get this stuff out, especially if it's causing a reaction. Fair enough for sexual play if you want to put this stuff on the vulva or other portions of the body and get an erotic experience—that's fine. But I wouldn't advise putting it inside."

6. Vaseline
This is occasionally thought of as an easy form of lubricant, but according to Dweck, Vaseline or any other type of petroleum product can actually be source of infection in the vagina

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18 Things You Should Never Put In Your Vagina


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1. First things first, vaginas can have whole human babies come out of them.
Obviously we all know that, but it bears constant repeating. Seriously: respect. What can you do, penis?

2. The vagina can stretch to THREE TIMES its original size—in girth—to accomplish this unmatched feat.
And we all know that's the measurement that matters. The typical baseline diameter of a vagina is about 3 cm, according to Yale Medical School clinical professor of obstetrics and gynecology Mary Jane Minkin, M.D. An infant’s head is around 10 cm across. You do the math. (Actually, we did it already. And wow.)

3. It can also grow nearly 50 percent in length.
Grower? Shower? The vag is no slouch, herself. It lengthens during arousal, Minkin tells SELF, from an average length (i.e. depth) of 7 or 8 cm up to 10 or 11 cm.

4. Yet we don’t need to feel judged by the size of our organ.
And no one can see it in the locker room, anyway.

5. The vagina is self-cleaning.
While uncircumcised men have to clean under their foreskin to prevent the build-up of smegma that can lead to fungal and bacterial infections, the vagina is basically a self-cleaning oven. It produces natural fluids to flush out bad bacteria and maintain and healthy pH. That’s why you don’t need to—and shouldn’t—douche.

6. And self-lubricating.
Lube is lovely. But most women don’t need it, says Minkin, because they’ve got their own way of getting ready to get down. “It’s called arousal,” she says. “Most people get wet enough” just from getting turned on. Hand lotion and Kleenex? As if.

7. When women get turned on in public, no one has to know.
There’s no hiding a raging boner. That must be, ahem, hard on you guys. But ladies don’t need to worry about anyone spying their discreet cloners (ya know, clitoral boner).

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When you’re pals with a real hottie, it’s hard not to think about how to have sex with a friend. So for all you pervy naughty ones out there who want to have sex with a friend, here’s your baby step into the world of sex buddies.

Seriously, who hasn’t met a friend who’s sexy and all that?
And how many of us haven’t wondered how to have sex with a friend?
It feels so good to be bad. It feels even better to cross that boundary and play dirty, doesn’t it?
Life in the fast lane couldn’t get any faster in these days of fast love and raging hormones.

It’s hard to get over the blues of being single especially when everyone around is either madly in love, or physically in love.
If lovers can do it, why not friends? After all, friends do share everything lovers share, other than physical intimacy, right?

Sex with a friend
You can turn to a friend to cheer you up, and hang out together to cure those boredom butt pains. As always.
A friend can really help cheer you up in more ways than just a shoulder to cry on. If this friend is of the opposite sex and looks hot, that is.

In these days of sexual relationships and one night stands, friendships too seem to dig in for a stake of lust and carnal desires. Sex, to be precise. A hug between two friends can lead to heavy petting and a drink can show you the direction to your friend’s bedroom, with a finale of lustful lovemaking.

Why have sex with a friend?
If your friend is charming or really good looking, what are the odds that you are not going to want to have sex with a friend? Oh yeah, I seem to have forgotten the ‘fact’ that friends are out of bounds. Is that what you’re trying to say? You know what, take that phony excuse and stick it up your rear end!

Now don’t tell me that you’ve never wondered about how to have sex with a friend or fantasized about a sizzling friend as a hot lay, or hoped for a drunken snog at least once.

Having sex with a friend – A sex buddy
A sex buddy is someone you know as a friend, and is physically attractive and physically attracted to you. It doesn’t end there though, a sex buddy is one who shares uninhibited physical intimacy with you, with no strings attached! If this is news to you, take those goody goody glasses off your face and take a good look at the pair gyrating in the club, and try keeping a count on the number of partners that are being swapped in a night, at least on the dance floor!

Sex buddies have always existed over the years but until a few years ago, it was an immoral and hushed affair. Friends have always had sex with friends, but it’s not really something people readily talk about in the open.

But recently, with the boom in 24/7 calls from work and work shifts at hours that run late into the night, the prospect of friends just hoping to have sex with a friend or friends just rubbing the shoulders is passé! These days, it’s not taboo or unusual to have sex with a friend, after work or a party. If one night stands can be morally legal amongst us, why not having sex with a friend? Anyways, they’re here to stay, whether you like it or not.

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How to Have Sex with a Friend

Your friends may seem nice and trustworthy, but are your friends ruining your relationship? Use these traits to find out if they’re bad for your love.

Friends can be the best thing in the world.
But at times, they can be the worst too.
Do you find yourself jumping from one relationship to another all the time?
Do you think there’s something wrong with you?
Sometimes, it may not be you.
It may be your best friends who’re unknowingly messing your relationships up for you without your notice.

Are your friends ruining your relationship?

A long time ago, I saw this great girl from another college at a frat party.
I thought she was extremely cute and I really wanted to know her better.

We exchanged glances with each other all night, but she had to leave before I could make my move.
The next day, I got a note from her. One of our common friends hand delivered it to me. In the note, she mentioned that she really liked me and would like to meet me sometime.

I showed the note to my best friend, and he rubbished it immediately.
“She’s a LovePeddler, dude, she just wants to sleep around. And she doesn’t look good anyway… Forget about her, she’s just not worth it…” he said as he tore the note into bits.

I didn’t bother responding to the note, and forgot all about her.
A year later, I saw her again in another friend’s arm. She looked so stunning, I had a hard time holding my jaws shut. My friend introduced her and I found out later that he was her first boyfriend.

Apparently, she was a shy girl who never hung out with boys and was only interested in a serious relationship.
I felt like kicking myself in the head for being such a jerk and blowing her off after she worked her courage up to write me a letter.
But what I realized at the same time is how easily friends can manipulate you into walking away from perfect relationships.

13 signs your friends are ruining your relationship
It may be jealousy, malice or a veiled attempt to be better than you, but sometimes even the best of friends can turn out to be real backstabbers, at least when it comes to love.

If you find yourself breaking up from seemingly perfect relationships all the time, perhaps, you need to ask yourself if your friends played a bigger part than you first imagined.
Here are 13 circumstances when your best friends could turn out to be your worst relationship nightmare.

#1 Your friends think your date’s not good enough.
Ever been here? You date someone you really like but your friends think your date’s obnoxious or ugly? At times like these, you may start wondering yourself if you’ve made the wrong choice. And once you start thinking, it’s easy to mentally turn even a perfect partner into an ugly hag.

#2 Friends who constantly want your attention.
Do your friends constantly butt in when you’re hanging out with your new lover? To your friends, gate crashing your romantic date may seem like a laugh. But it can actually piss your new date off.
If your friends constantly whine about how much time you spend with your new squeeze, they’re just bored and annoyed that you’ve got something better to do. Real friends give you a choice. Bad friends only care about their own fun.

#3 Talking about past relationships.
Past relationships are always sensitive. When you and your date are hanging out with your friends, do your friends constantly talk about your exes or about the way you used to behave around an ex just to have a laugh?

#4 Friends who want you to cheat.
Your friend may love one night stands, but they really shouldn’t be trying to convince you to do the same when you’re in a relationship. It’s easy to be manipulated by friends you trust, but sometimes you need to space yourself from these kinds of friends who don’t want your romantic relationships to evolve into something better.

#5 Friends who make you ignore your lover.
When you’re out with your lover and your friends, do your friends constantly try to keep you occupied or try to split both of you into separate conversations?
Friends who make you ignore your lover by constantly trying to keep you engrossed in another conversation or take you to another part of the room are never good for your budding relationship.

#6 Friends who flirt with your lover.
There are bad friends and then there are worse. Friends who flirt with your new date behind your back are the worst kind. If your friend tries to put you down, or calls up your lover and speaks for hours when you’re not around, there’s a good chance that your friend is looking for ways to break both of you up and enter the picture.

#7 They disrespect your partner.
Do you feel like your friends ignore your new lover or treat them disrespectfully while hanging out together? If you feel it, chances are, it’s true. When your friends disrespect your date, it reflects badly on you as a lover.

#8 Your friends speak ill of you.
Do your friends treat you disrespectfully when you’re with your date? Your friends should help you impress your date and win a lover over, not make you look bad. If your friends put you down in front of your lover, they’re probably jealous or annoyed.

#9 They always show the worst side.
Do your friends offer bad advice or tell you to break up with your partner over the smallest of reasons? If your friends always make you see the worst in your partner, they may not be such good friends, after all. If they have good reasons, perhaps they’re only trying to help you. But almost always, friends whose only advice starts with “break up…” are up to no good.

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13 Signs Your Friends Are Ruining Your Relationship

Ever had a crush on a girl, and found out that she was already seeing someone? What did you do next, went home and cried? How do you get a girl who has a boyfriend? The Huggable Understanding Guy teaches you the real art of how to get a girl with a boyfriend.

Want to know how to get a girl who has a boyfriend? Winners don’t give up, and losers fail. So are you determined to know how to get a girl with a boyfriend?

Losers aside, here are a few things that determined men do. They steal girlfriends.

So if you think you’re ready to sweep the girl of your dreams from right under her guy’s nose, here’s the Huggable Understanding Guy raising a toast to you, you… you little desperado.

The art of girlfriend stealing

Here we go again, on this exciting voyage of being the player and the best man to have existed on the face of this Earth. Casanova is history. So let’s hit first base here.

You like a girl. And cupid’s struck the wrong butt… again. And you’re left in the dark. She’s with another guy.

Alright, life can be a bit harsh at times. So will you stop with your whining already?!

For crying out loud, there’s a way to have her. Thankfully.

Once you’re done blowing your nose and sticking the snot under the couch, let’s get to the deep, dark world of girlfriend stealing and how to get a girl with a boyfriend.

Knowing how to get a girl who has a boyfriend is an art, not some club swinging clumsy hit-and-miss techniques used by the lesser mortals. So sharpen your mind, and play it smooth, lover boy.

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The Nigerian entertainment scene has seen quite a number of awkward and not so appealing photos of Nigerian celebrities at some point in time doing some awkward things. We have decided to bring you some of the craziest photos of a number of popular celebrities, some are not overly crazy but awkward and they all trended at one time or the other in times past.

Scroll along the pages and refresh some memories from the most awkward photos of our celebrities. We won’t write any stories with the photos as we know entertainment lovers are quite abreast with these photos and the stories around them.

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You may love your partner, but is your sex life less than satisfactory? Use these 9 signs to know if you’re putting up with a bad sexual relationship.

It is no secret that women fake orgasms.
Some women do it so often that their partners simply assume that they are doing a great job pleasuring them even with minimal effort being put into the deed!
This is definitely not a good thing as it invites mediocrity into the bedroom, which will inevitably lead to a dry, unsatisfying and boring sex life.

No matter their level of experience, most people do not even realize that they are stuck sleeping with someone boring until they move on to their next relationship.

This is especially true for couples who have been in long term relationships.


They simply get so used to going through the motions of sex that they lose touch with what made it spicy, sexy and exciting in the first place.

This is why many people tend to feel overwhelmed when they start dating someone new, not because of the emotional freshness that comes with the relationship, but rather the rediscovery of good and exciting sex!

9 signs you’re having bad sex with your partner
No matter how much you love your significant other, you may unfortunately be having unsatisfactory sex with him or her.
If you have been with your partner for far too long, or if you lack the sexual experience that it takes to be able to make various comparisons between lovers, here are the top 9 signs that you are having bad sex.

#1 You think about something else.
The first indication that you are having mediocre or downright bad sex is when you catch yourself thinking about something else while getting pleasured.

Random thoughts can range from anything such as making a mental grocery list, analyzing the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, or just thinking about the leftover chocolate pudding in the fridge. If you find that your mind often flits to other things while having sex, you are probably not having a very good time.

The same goes to fantasizing about another sexual experience that you had while doing the deed. If you have to dig into the recesses of your mind to dredge up an old memory about a fun sexual escapade that you had in the past, you are definitely not having good sex now.

#2 You think about someone else.
Besides thinking of something else, you are probably having bad sex if you think of someone else while sexing it up with your partner. If you need to fantasize about someone else just to turn yourself on, the sizzle and fizzle have probably long deserted your current relationship and along with them, sexual passion as well.

Whether it is thinking about your favorite rocker or the sexy waiter at TGI Fridays, if you find your thoughts roving to someone else while you are in the midst of sex, you have a problem.

#3 You cannot wait for it to end.
Just like watching a bad movie, you are probably having blah sex if you cannot wait for the session to be over. Thoughts like, “I hope he cums soon” and “Oh my god, this is taking forever” are obvious indications that you are not having a great time.

Keep in mind that if the sex really was as good as you tell yourself, you would never want it to end and even if it did, you would want to do it again. Anything less than that can be categorized as mediocre or bad sex.

#4 You only like one position.
Whether it’s doggy style, reverse cowgirl or anything else that tickles your fancy, if you or your partner get off from only one position, there is a high chance that you are having bad sex. Sex is an act of love and pleasure that is meant to be enjoyed, no matter how you do it.

There is nothing wrong if you tend to gravitate towards your favorite sexual position every time you make love. It is human nature to seek out the most pleasure in everything that we do, and sex is no exception. However if you find that you can only reach orgasm when you are in a specific position, always remember that good sex should let you experiment and get excited in every position or form. If this is not the case, you are probably having bad sex.

#5 You feel more satisfied masturbating.
Another red flag that you are not having a good time in bed is that you get more satisfaction out of masturbating. If sex with your partner is any good at all, there is no way that you would choose playing with yourself over doing the deed with a real life warm body.
There is nothing wrong with supplementing your sex life with a little bit of personal satisfaction, but if you find that playing with yourself is far more exciting, you may have a problem.

#6 You prefer quickies.
This can be linked to the third point made above. If you prefer quickies as opposed to an entire night of passion in the sack, you are probably feeling this way because you are not entirely enjoying yourself. Don’t get us wrong. We love quickies just as much as the next person. But the thing is, if all you want is quickies, there is a probability that you just want to get the deed done and out of the way because you do not want to waste your time on something that gives you little to no pleasure.

#7 You do not communicate.
This directly links to talking dirty. If you are shy or afraid to talk dirty and tell your partner exactly what turns you on, you are probably not getting the best out of sex.
Making love should mean that both your needs and wants be fully met. If you do not speak up during sex to let your partner know what pleasures you, then what is the point of even having sex in the first place if you are not going to have a stellar time?

#8 You leave right after.
If you or your partner immediately cover up, get dressed, or move away from each other in a bid to stop exposing your unclothedness, please note that this is a red flag. Sex is an intimate and private affair and if you are not comfortable and confident enough to expose yourself after doing the deed, you are probably not having the mind-blowing sex you think you are.

Sex undoubtedly gets elevated to a whole new level if you are totally comfortable around the other person. Whether it is with your long-term partner, sex buddy or one night stand, you can more or less gauge whether it is great sex on what happens right after.

#9 You seek pleasure from other outlets
There is nothing wrong with indulging in a steamy novel every so often, or sneaking a peek at a porn video or two. However if you are gaining a bulk of your sexual release from these outlets and not from actual sex with your partner, then you have a problem. Naughty books and kinky videos are meant the serve as an add on to your existing sexual relationship, not as your main go-to outlets.


If you’re experiencing any of these 9 signs you’re having bad sex in your own relationship, don’t fret. It’s not all over. Acknowledge it, and try to make amends. After all, sex can only be as awesome as the both of you want it to be!

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How to Make a Girl Like You Without Asking Her Out


You like a girl. And you want her to like you back. All you need to do is follow ten little steps. Find out how to make a girl like you without even asking her out.

When a regular guy likes a girl, he wears his heart on his sleeves and asks her out.
But he really doesn’t know if she’s going to accept his proposal or walk all over him.
Being straight forward is a nice way to ask a girl out, but it’s not perfect.

If you want to know how to make a girl like you, you need to know how to do just that without really ever telling her that you like her in the first place.

By asking a girl out, you’re putting her in a spot, probably because she’s never looked at you as a dating potential or because she likes someone else.
But by warming her up and making her want you first, you’d be able to make her like you without ever telling her that you want to go out with her.

How to make a girl like you
When a girl feels comfortable around you, you’re a nice guy.
When she has a great time with you, you’re definitely a great guy.
If she has a great time with you and feels a flutter in her heart when she’s around you, well, you’re definitely on the right track to making her like you.

Most guys try to be nice guys, and there’s really nothing wrong in that. If you want to get a girl to like you, you definitely have to play nice. But as the friendship progresses, you have to learn to subtly move away from the friend zone and let her notice you as a dating potential.

Many guys get this part wrong. They want to go out with a girl, but they never really make any move towards letting the girl know what’s on their mind. And eventually, all that happens is that she gets swept away by some other guy, while they whine about how unfair life is to them. Don’t be that loser of a guy.

Attractive friends and dating potentials
If you have an attractive friend, never let her see you as just a friend, unless you have no intentions of ever dating her or making out with her. But can any guy ever not fall for an attractive cutie, friend or otherwise? I think not.

Girls may find it easier to stay friends with an attractive guy, but guys just can’t. It’s in a man’s competitive nature to woo anyone he finds attractive. But there are exceptions here, like when the girl is already dating another guy, or if she’s so way out of your league that you can’t even think of asking her out.

If you really do like a girl and want to make her like you, you can always overcome the exceptions if you want to. If she’s dating another guy, learn how to steal a girlfriend. And if you think she’s way out of your league, let me tell you something, no girl is ever way out of league for any guy. If you believe in yourself and truly realize that you’re worthy of her, you’ll find a way to leave a lasting impression on her.

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When you’re pals with a real hottie, it’s hard not to think about how to have sex with a friend. So for all you pervy naughty ones out there who want to have sex with a friend, here’s your baby step into the world of sex buddies.

Seriously, who hasn’t met a friend who’s sexy and all that?
And how many of us haven’t wondered how to have sex with a friend?
It feels so good to be bad. It feels even better to cross that boundary and play dirty, doesn’t it?
Life in the fast lane couldn’t get any faster in these days of fast love and raging hormones.
It’s hard to get over the blues of being single especially when everyone around is either madly in love, or physically in love.
If lovers can do it, why not friends? After all, friends do share everything lovers share, other than physical intimacy, right?

Sex with a friend
You can turn to a friend to cheer you up, and hang out together to cure those boredom butt pains. As always.
A friend can really help cheer you up in more ways than just a shoulder to cry on. If this friend is of the opposite sex and looks hot, that is.

In these days of sexual relationships and one night stands, friendships too seem to dig in for a stake of lust and carnal desires. Sex, to be precise. A hug between two friends can lead to heavy petting and a drink can show you the direction to your friend’s bedroom, with a finale of lustful lovemaking.

Why have sex with a friend?
If your friend is charming or really good looking, what are the odds that you are not going to want to have sex with a friend? Oh yeah, I seem to have forgotten the ‘fact’ that friends are out of bounds. Is that what you’re trying to say? You know what, take that phony excuse and stick it up your rear end!

Now don’t tell me that you’ve never wondered about how to have sex with a friend or fantasized about a sizzling friend as a hot lay, or hoped for a drunken snog at least once.

Having sex with a friend – A sex buddy
A sex buddy is someone you know as a friend, and is physically attractive and physically attracted to you. It doesn’t end there though, a sex buddy is one who shares uninhibited physical intimacy with you, with no strings attached! If this is news to you, take those goody goody glasses off your face and take a good look at the pair gyrating in the club, and try keeping a count on the number of partners that are being swapped in a night, at least on the dance floor!

Sex buddies have always existed over the years but until a few years ago, it was an immoral and hushed affair. Friends have always had sex with friends, but it’s not really something people readily talk about in the open.

But recently, with the boom in 24/7 calls from work and work shifts at hours that run late into the night, the prospect of friends just hoping to have sex with a friend or friends just rubbing the shoulders is passé! These days, it’s not taboo or unusual to have sex with a friend, after work or a party. If one night stands can be morally legal amongst us, why not having sex with a friend? Anyways, they’re here to stay, whether you like it or not.

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Phone calls and sex with a friend
A booty call is that ‘special’ call that is made with the sole intention of having sex, with the person being contacted. And this person is usually a single attractive friend of the opposite sex, who is bored, and craving for some sort of fun to wind a boring day. Or perhaps, they too just want to have sex with a friend. A booty call is usually made at night, or after consuming alcohol.

A booty call might be the telephonic version of a one night stand, but it’s a lot better in more ways than one. Here, you don’t have to worry about waking up in bed with an ugly slob as you already know what your hot friend looks like, and the chances of getting an STD is relatively less, though it cannot be eliminated.

Now that you’re all warmed up with the lingo, it’s time to ask yourself if you want to have sex with a friend. And if you do want that, it’s time to take the next baby step into the land of sex buddies.

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Like a girl who’s all that and more? Find out how to date a girl by making her laugh. It’s easy when you can be a funny and charming guy all at once.

There are so many ways to date a girl.

You can be the tough guy, the brat boy, or you can be the friend.

But there’s also another great way to win a girl over, and that’s by learning to make a girl laugh.

Tickling a girl’s funny bone is the easiest way to make a girl fall in love with you.

But it’s also riddled with dangers that are not easy to see.

For starters, if you’re not a funny guy and you try to date a girl by making her laugh, you’re probably going to end up making yourself look like an annoying prick.

Another grave danger is the treacherous friend zone. If you’re not too careful with your friendly approach to date a girl, you may end up becoming her I-wish-you-were-gay best friend.

Use these steps on how to date a girl by being a funny guy, and you’ll be able to get the girl to fall in love with you and have a great time being with you, all at once.

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Now before you ever try to date a girl using humor, you need to know how to make a girl laugh and have a great time when she’s around you.

Now humor and wit is not something that can be developed overnight. It takes a lot of time. In fact, it’s harder to learn to be funny than every other trick in the book to impress women. But at the same time, humor and wit is something that can make you popular and loved by everyone, not just the woman you’re trying to attract.

To be the popular guy and get any girl you want by making her laugh, you need to be witty and charming all at once. Think Russell Brand, Adam Sandler and Hugh Grant. They’re all exceptionally talented funny men with their own styles of humor. And the best part, no matter what kind of humor you pick, you can always end up with the girl.

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To be a funny guy, always look at the bright side of everything and try to find a funny side to everything that happens around you. Being funny isn’t just about what you say, it’s also how you behave when you say something. While it’s never easy to preach about humor, for starters, watch a few standup comedians in their finest hour. You’ll be able to pick up a few beginners tips in no time.

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Yeah... ... Its one of the sweetest sex position..... but it can be dangerous too.

It’s the stuff that nightmares are made of: breaking your penis during sex.

It’s real, and it’s very painful.

Here’s what it means to “break your penis”:

OK, so you don’t actually have a bone in your penis, but it is possible to fracture your manhood, and it’s just as serious as it sounds. “The fracture isn’t like what you understand about breaking your ankle or forearm. It’s a tear in the part of the penis called the tunica albuginea,” Dr. Darius Paduch, Ph.D., urologist and male sexual medicine specialist at New York Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Medical Center, tells BuzzFeed Life.

Think of it like a balloon that fills up with blood to turn a penis into a boner. “If you have a hole in the balloon, you aren’t going to be able to inflate it,” says Paduch. “With a real penile fracture, you will immediately experience a popping sound and then lose the erection right away — exactly like you would if you put a hole in the balloon. The blood, instead of going through the veins and arteries, is going to be sitting out under the skin, so you’re going to have a bruise at the base of the penis.” Yeah, not ideal.

It’s most likely to happen during woman-on-top sex.
A recent study published in the journal Advances in Urology looked at common causes of penis injuries by surveying patients in three emergency hospitals during a span of three years. In total, they saw 42 confirmed cases of penile fractures, and the most dangerous sex position in this group turned out to be cowgirl.

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This can happen a few different ways, but the most common one is when the woman arches back a little too far. “If a woman leans backward toward her partner’s legs, the penis will get overextended and the ligament that attaches the penis to the pelvis can be torn,” says Paduch. So obviously, speak up if something feels off. “If you start hurting during sex, you can’t be too proud to protect your penis.” Amen.

But doggie style and anal sex can be dangerous too.
With any kind of rear entry, you could accidentally hit either the pubic bone or the sacrum (tailbone) of your partner. Another problem could be if the partner on the bottom bends forward too far and overextends the penis, says Paduch. Obviously not every bump or bend is going to cause a fracture, but if you’re thrusting with a lot of force, it’s more likely that you’ll tear something if you miss your target.

Breaking it while cheating is pretty common/proof that karma exists.
In a small study of 16 penile fractures, half of them happened during an extramarital affair. Obviously this is a tiny study, but Paduch says this is pretty common knowledge among doctors who fix penis injuries. It sounds like karma, but the real reason makes a lot of sense: Cheating sex is often rushed and happening outside the bedroom (think: car, office, closet, bathroom, etc.). And now your penis is broken and you have to explain how that happened without bae there…good luck.

And longer, harder erections are especially at risk.
Even though big, rigid boners generally = good, they can also be more fragile. Overextension to the point of fracture is more common with longer joysticks, and super-strong erections could actually be damaged more when bent, says Paduch. In fact, injuries are less common in older men since they generally aren’t getting 100% erect, he says.

You’re also at risk if you have trouble with penis sensitivity.
“I always ask guys who have some traumatic experience like this, why did they use so much force?” says Paduch. It’s often because the men have decreased sensitivity, which can be a result of alcohol, diabetes or pre-diabetes, a vitamin deficiency, or they’ve gotten used to masturbating in a way that’s not easily replicated with intercourse. For instance, if you grip too hard while masturbating, you may tense up and use too much force because you’re trying to get that same sensation, explains Paduch. Whatever the issue is, a urologist can help you identify the problem and address it — before you break your penis.
If it happens, see a doctor as soon as possible. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS YOUR PENIS.

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Guys above have succeeded in derailing this thread

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kazyhm:
lol

if I try to be friendly and you think everything can be a free fall on your lap while some other guys are hitting it hard, I 'm done be DAT.


can a girl friend zone me when I'm not even available to be nice ?

girls are not meant to be pampered but you engage

really... I doubt it.... Guys like you will be extremely caring

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I think he never even acted

Afraid you’ll end up being just a friend with the girl you like? Use these tips on how to avoid the friend zone if you want to get into her pants.

The friend zone is a tricky place to fall in.

You may be trying hard to get close to a girl, close enough to tell her that you like her, but one fine day she turns around and tells you that you’re such a great friend, or worse, you’re just like a brother to her.

Ever been there?

I hope you haven’t.

Guys find themselves falling into the friend zone almost all the time.

It’s frustrating and demeaning, and at times, inevitable.

You may get really close to a girl with all the hopes of getting into her pants, but somewhere along the way, you may have taken a few detours that led you right into the friend zone.

What is a friend zone?

A friend zone is a happy place for a girl. It’s a place where she and a guy can sit together and talk about anything and get real friendly with each other.

For a guy, a friend zone is the worst place to be in, especially when he likes the girl who behaves like a friend.

In a friend zone, the two involved friends of the opposite sex are just friends and nothing more. They project no sexual interest towards each other and behave in a completely platonic manner.

But can any guy ever be friends with a girl he finds sexually attractive? Or course not. He can try to be a friend with the hope of getting an occasional cuddle or a warm boob pressing hug now and then, but he’s always going to be just be a friend while she dates every other guy in the yearbook.

Firstly, let me talk about...

How do guys end up falling into the friend zone?

A guy falls into a friend zone for very obvious reasons. He behaves like a friend. And he never lets the girl know that he has more than friendly intentions on his mind.

And soon enough, the girl loses all realization of the fact that this guy has a package down there. And he just becomes another sexless thing she hangs out with all the time as a platonic friend.

So why do some guys end up as friends instead of boyfriends or sex buddies? Here’s why.

#1 They get too close.
Getting too close to a girl on platonic grounds will never help you. You may assume that it’s the easiest way to get a girl to know you better. She’ll definitely get to know you better, but only as a friend.

#2 No sexual chemistry.
If a guy likes a girl, he has to make it subtly obvious that he’s sexually interested in her. If a guy behaves like a pushover and a doormat, no girl will feel even a tingle of sexual chemistry.

#3 The girl’s not attracted to the guy.
This sucks, but this is the most common scenario. The guy’s probably creepy, annoying or just not good enough to be her boyfriend.

#4 The guy thinks she’s too good for him.
At times, a guy may genuinely believe that the girl he likes is way too good for him. And instead of hitting on her, he secretly lusts for her, but gives up on pursuing her. Could you ever live with yourself by just being the friend of a sexy girl who dates every other guy but you?

#5 He plays the true friend card.
It works in the movies all the time. The girl has a best friend who’s always there for her. She goes ahead and dates every single guy in the world, and finally, at the end of the movie she sees her true love in the form of her best friend. How touching! And that’s why they call it the movies. In real life, you can’t become a girl’s boyfriend just by behaving like a best friend.

How to avoid getting into the friend zone

It’s really easy to avoid the friend zone. All you need to do is drop a few hints now and then to let her know that you’re really into her. Use these easy tips to get the message across and get her to desire you while you’re at it.

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